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The word “much” sounds like it could be an abbreviation for maturity.

For those who think that idea is immature absurdity: Deets is short for details. Totes is short for totally. Can much mean maturity? For those who like less: hopefully. Considerable fullness are what much and maturity share. Short messages, compressed … Continue reading

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The soon-to-be mother refuses to let her partner make the final decision on naming their children

because her partner seriously wanted to name their daughter after a character from one of his favorite video games…

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This toddler/monster’s name is Fug Cue

because he likes sharing hints that he can poo. His mischievous smiley twin siblings  tell him what to do (so he releases his own gases on whoever blocks their view)…

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Toddler in office throne programming robot drone

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The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);

pieces, pockets, knobs and curves interlocking with each other. Sometimes flirting, agreements, disagreements, friction, fittingness, awkwardness, hopefully closure and completion along the way and (especially with the latter two) at the end of the day.

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