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Hot cocoa bombs: they warm and they calm. They’re darker than a swan.

In a mug and mouth: they belong. Drinkable like espresso, with heated milk they will flow. Hotter than jello, they’ve got more than one marshmallow. Alternate verse: Drinkable like espresso, they’re smoother than velcro. Hotter than jello, they’ve got more … Continue reading

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Buying time sounds like a good plan especially when I’m going to the grocery store

and since food also tastes delicious with seasoning or thyme. Someone who requests for more time might be given herbs because multiple flavors are in sounds and words…

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At a pizza school, graduates toss their caps like they’re pizza dough

spinning into the sky; pizzas on their mind (that’s why). There was only one topping, and that would be the tassel…And they all catch their caps cuz pizza dough is fragile…

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The candle was being eaten and it was peeled with ease.

Then i learned it’s not a candle; it’s really string cheese. Can string cheese be a decoy if a candle is a MacGuffin? Or can a MacGuffin be a magical muffin? Rereading what i wrote, i’m wondering what the f*ck(in) … Continue reading

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Recipe sounds like resippy in order to encourage sipping

. Hopefully there will be no double dipping.

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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

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A shopping cart that shrieks whenever it’s moved has earned the name Mariah Carey

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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

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The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

Those statistics, numbers, breakdowns, and listings of components (on that nutrition facts section) substantiate the comparison.

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In order to encourage sipping, recipe is pronounced resippy

(not resype).

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