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I asked the nozzle of a spray bottle: “Nozzle, are you on?” The nozzle answered: “NO”.

Posted on April 23, 2016 by Z.F. Thrimej

Then I realized that I was reading its answer backwards. The nozzle was saying “ON”, so its answer was really yes. (For the record, this conversation happened when I was getting ready to clean the glass counter in a store … Continue reading →

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