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A goddess welcomes a voyager into the universe’s center

(tasting luscious, succulent tender)… Purring pulsing sultry beauty: nectar spicy pink honey juicy… Worshiping her and the location of the big bang, lips, tips, and tongues explore and profane. They adore each others’ curves, depth, and length… Her ability to … Continue reading

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A stool is on stage because stool means poo

and that stage is meant for comedians too. The stool is not just a place where one may sit; it’s also warning the audience that a comic might talk sh!t and it functions as a reminder for relief and that … Continue reading

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This toddler/monster’s name is Fug Cue

because he likes sharing hints that he can poo. His mischievous smiley twin siblings  tell him what to do (so he releases his own gases on whoever blocks their view)…

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“They’re both cute as a button; it’s no surprise they be f*ckin”: is something that i have not said out loud to anyone, but it’s something that the wannabe rapper part of me thought of, and it sounds too unusually inappropriate/ridiculous for me to not share

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Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

fighting my claustrophobia when all i want is to unload my ass/sh*t !

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