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Sugared baked food that a naked baby sits on is a diaper cake.

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Z.F. Thrimej

To confuse waste with chocolate would be a mistake.

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Can a plunger become a bell or can a bell become a plunger?

Posted on December 25, 2016 by Z.F. Thrimej

This is what I randomly wonder… Both are a flared cup-styled thing, associated with a ring, clear ring, or clearing. One is percussion, while the other’s got suction, perhaps they are each other’s cousin…

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A receipt paper roll and a toilet paper roll

Posted on August 25, 2016 by Z.F. Thrimej

both appear related and might share a similar role. They could be tossed or go to a hole. This observation may (or may not) be droll.

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A stool is on stage because stool means poo

Posted on October 22, 2014 by Z.F. Thrimej

and that stage is meant for comedians too. The stool is not just a place where one may sit; it’s also warning the audience that a comic might talk sh!t and it functions as a reminder for relief and that … Continue reading →

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Gender Neutral looks and sounds like they’re a band; their music is the sh!t

Posted on August 28, 2014 by Z.F. Thrimej

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One of the better things about having to go pee is that it forces you to get out of bed and start your day even if you feel like giving up

Posted on July 9, 2013 by Z.F. Thrimej

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Long unnecessary receipts with coupons can be toilet paper

Posted on June 3, 2013 by Z.F. Thrimej

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, belief, believe, bored, cleaning, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, geek, healing, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, hygiene, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, maybe, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, performing arts, poems, poetry, pop culture, procrastination, question, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, theories, therapy, things, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged "work", adventure, almosthaiku, anecdote, answers, apocalyptic times, art, artsandcrafts, ass, backup, badidea?. goodidea, bathroom, bored, bowelmovement, butt, camping, cashier, cleaning, clerk, comedy, comfort, consumerism, contingencyplan, coupon, creativewriting, customer, customerservice, dork, emergency, entertainment, fantasy, fashion, fiber, geek, haiku, hints, home, home improvement, hope, human, humor, hygiene, ideas, idon'tknow, improv, journey, life, living, long, maintenance, MitchHedberg, motivation, multi-tasking, nature, nerd, observation, opinion, paper, people, personal, perspective, poems, poetry, poo, possibility, printout, problemsolving, questions, random, really?, receipt, records, recovering, register, restroom, retail, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, shit, shopping, stockpile, store, story, storytelling, stupid, style, suggestion, supplies, theory, thinking, thoughts, tips, toilet, toiletpaper, unnecessary, weird, weirdo, what if, whatiswrongwithme?, why?, wipe, wondering, writing, yeah right, zombie apocalypse | Leave a comment

Two bent knees (that are pressed together) can look like the cheeks of a butt

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Z.F. Thrimej

)) So if any of you are very lonely, and if any of you have no access to explicit adult visual stiumuli, and if looking behind at a mirror is too much work, you can always look down at your … Continue reading →

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Hinting for a horror movie?

Posted on September 15, 2012 by Z.F. Thrimej

cool how just a few scratches on a sign can make that sign (and the room behind it) seem more weird and more intense than usual.

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Liking how this sign reminds me that pee can help put out a fire

Posted on August 8, 2012 by Z.F. Thrimej

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