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A cookie cutter might sound alarming, like a gingerbread man that is self-harming,

jarring, scarring, dealing with pain, and the numbing repressive pressure of having to accept or be the same. Despite expectations of having to fit a shape, to smile and be sweet, outside of the edges is a space to heal … Continue reading

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A holiday shopper forgot the keys LOCKED IN THE CAR !

so a wreath hanger’s being used LIKE A CROWBAR ! Wreath hanger can be a backscratcher/instrument of HOPE just in case a wreath is made of poison OAK ! This poem’s about a wreath hanger’s potential and FUNCTIONS wreath hangers … Continue reading

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A stool (instead of a chair) is on stage with a comedian because stool rhymes with fool and tool.

So the stool warns and helps prepare the audience for a comedian (or a fool and/or tool), and it can remind people of what kind of performer is (or supposed to be) on stage. With the stool-fool-tool rhyme, that stool … Continue reading

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Efforts to climb up a waterfall actually involved the use of an umbrella as a grappling hook

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