Happily Ever After

Can I still call this "toddler talk?" now that Ruby and Wyatt are getting so big?!  At any rate, here are some funnies that I've collected over the past few months...

W- "Him is doing puppy yoga!" (When Scout is stretching)  I guess it does look like downward dog..

W- "baseroom" (when referring to the basement), "jump chicken" (chicken that we eat that helps us jump higher)

W- "Ahhh, him is cute! Him is same cute as Scout." (referring to Baby Levi)

R- (in a prayer) "Please bless this dinner even though I don't like it!"

W- "Ruby, that hurt my feelings and my heart."

W- "My bed's not cozy!" (bedtime stalling tactic #192)

W- "zipzer" (zipper), "pack pack" (backpack), "ellow" (yellow), "moohawk" (mohawk)

R- "lellow" (yellow) "toot-sie roll" (tootsie roll)

R- "The wise men brought Frankenstein, gold and myrh.

R- "Is that a nightgown or dress?"
M- "A nightgown."
R- "For someone special" (You've all seen Elf, right?  Can you imagine what kind of nightgown it was? lol)

W- "American flag, ahoy!"

R- "How close are the sharks in the ocean?"
M- "You can swim in the waves with Daddy.  It will be safe."
R- "OK.  So we won't be in shark territory?"

M- "Hey, where's my puppy?"
W- "What puppy?"
M- "Our puppy, Scout."
W- "Hmmmm. the little one?"
M- "Yes, Wyatt. We only have one."

W- "Inja turtles r even super heros!"