Quote Hungy/Fiber

How could I have forgotten? No that's not a quote.
In order of awesomeness:

#1:
"There's no pretense here. I'm totally self absorbed and deeply shallow."-Fiyero
Fiyero is now my favourite play character. Even better than Prince Charming

#2:
Unison:"My roommate is..."
Galinda:"...is unusuallyexceedinglypeculiarandalltogetherquiteimpossibleto describe...."
Elphaba:"Blonde."
Holy shit, ownage.

#3:
"I hope you prove me wrong. But i doubt you will."-Madame Morrible
another quote of gg with thanks to viv.
Maybe more to come, if i can remember them :\

#4 (By Ying):
Citizen: "I hear her soul is so unclean! Pure water can MELT her!"
Fiyero: "WHAT?!"
Citizen: "Melt her!!"
All Citizens: "Please, SOMEBODY go and MELT HER!!!"
Fiyero:*Aside to Glinda*"Did you hear that? water can MELT her? people are so empty headed these days, they'll believe anything!"

So, two posts today. Count this as your new year's present, dear readers ^_^

Check whoever wrote the blog post at the bottom (infront of where it says time posted) before giving your random spam comments, else my cousin may visit pain on you :) Not that she posts for most of the year, but anyway

Again, sorry for ditching you for so long. But there has been nothing funny for a while since i've been stuck at home. (there was one concerning me an pugs getting pregnant, remind me to go get it off him). So anyway, i now present to you, a stupid quote again by Alex Tung:
Tung:"hey do you have Chris Thams number?"
Hungy:"Yeah. Does that Make me a stalker?"*
Tung:"No, it makes both of us stalkers. Now give me the damn number."
*Note: Most people wont get this, but that's only because I had chris' number under "sam's scotchie friend" way back in year 9 before we met since sam used his phone to call me once. But anyway.

Happy new year nubs ^_^

This apparently happened to my cousins friends family friend.... SO.. HERE WE GO

Dot's family friend was driving at night.. I don't know why.. anywho, she pulled over to get something out of her car and then went back to the drivers seat. Apparently, when she was just about to go back to first gear, she saw like a lady sitting next to her going "hey can you give me a lift?" and dots family friend is like.. yeah sure..

So as they're driving she keeps glancing at her from her peripherals.. and realises that its a dude with a wig.. right yeah funny? no not yet.

The family friend of dot goes "uh, i left my melways in the boot can you go get it?" so the lady-man, man-lady whatever you choose..got out of the car and at that second dot's family friend drove off.

When she finally got home.. she realised there was an axe on the passenger seats at the back..


WTF SO FUCKING CREEPY.

Since you were all looking for stuff to give me as a present right? ^_^ and it was really really dull and boring for me. Anyway, here is a slightly misquoted quote from kegs.

Kegs:"My dad gave me a box with a print out of an mp3 player, it had bubble wrap wrapped around it too. Sigh, asian parents."
Hungy:"Hahhahahah. Ahahahhahahaha. Was the disguise...effective? I have to try it some day."
Kegs:"Err no. I just said...you're still bidding it on ebay aren't you?"
Hungy:"Oh shit."

^_^ And merry christmas/happy new year nubs.

Edit: Francis was in a shit mood due to headache and eating forbidden cherries.
"I feel gay."-Francis
The gayness overpowering him? He went to sleep shortly afterwards.
Edit #2:You guys need to say this shit earlier, so i don't have to keep coming back and editing this :\ This is vincent while organising a lan:
"Awesome you're coming. That makes four. Two's company, three's a crowd, four is a lan."-Vincent

Mong the asian turned white turned black turned white turned banana is at it again. We take our eyes off him for about 3 weeks in the holidays, and look what he's gotten himself into:
"Hey, help us beat the final boss in CS-Xile Wang"-Mong

There there, its okay to have your ass handed to you. We've all experienced it sometime.
Cbs story, but there was ice skating today and people were there.

What do these people have in common? They brought you today's quotes! Go thank them ^_^

Viv and I were talking about stuff.....you'll see:
Hungy:"...remember the guy who dreamt he ated a giant mushroom?"
Viv:"Oooh yeah. I'm going to go put sushi in my pillow now."
While not as hilarious as such, the idea here is definately 100% pure genius.

Steve says, in response to last post (for those who don't read comments):
"If hungy quoting himself is equivalent to Vino watching himself jack off, and since Hungy usually quotes other people...does that imply that Vino usually watches other people jack off?"-Steve
QFT people, QFT. Or maybe we should just say that Vinno prefers to star in some home made pr0n sometimes instead of watching other people, since he probably gets jealous.

OJ begs Hungy for food(and you're sitting there going what the hell is wrong with this kid):
Hungy (8:10 PM):"I have sushi now."
OJ (8:56 PM):"Lol, gimme some."
Hungy (8:57 PM):"Only about 45 minutes late. Guess what hungy did to the sushi in 45 minutes."
OJ (8:57 PM):"Sif finish it all already!"

Wonder how that would taste. Awful probably, but it would be just like OJ on a roll, which he is tonight.

Today was a dud, so lets not talk about it.
The quote, by a certain guy who apparently discovered wow in year 12 and hence got an ENTER of 55. Current dropped out of uni and is still playing wow with his wow girlfriend. Anyway since i don't know him, i'll stop dissing him now:
"Cure STD's with bullets to the groin"-John Ni, the guy who played WoW.

Nobody look at stooph please, she might stab me.

Then, oj's turn, discussing virtual girlfriends:
OJ:"...not even inflatable or anything..."
Hungy:"That's what she said."
Apologies if you're female, but unfortunately I am sexist, just like how my cousin is racist.
Later, OJ bitching about his/my quote:
"Sif you can quote yourself, that's like Vino watching himself jack off."-OJ
Exactly right OJ, and I bet Vinno enjoys it too.

Now you're probably wondering what the first guy has anything to do with anything, especially OJ. Basically, OJ passed the quote on to me. Wheeeeeee

Yes, thank you all, no the pleasure is all mine, yes, thank you, no don't worry about that. Fact is folks, I am now Famous, since my name is featured in not just one, but two (2!) widely read newspapers in all of Australia. So once again, thank you all dear readers for you support over these months, I will not forget you and everything you've done for me.
Except, so was pretty much everyone else who did a half decent job in the state :( But anyway, that doesn't change the fact that i'm signing autographs. Kindly ask and you shall receive ^_^

Disclaimer: I do understand that some people who didn't get quite as good will hate me for doing this, but...well, there's always next year. Unless you're year 12, but then that's too bad :\

Today was a very stupid day. Woke up early to go lan, found out lan doesn't open till 11, then waited till 12 and still no one opening the place. I hereby call for a boycott of the boxhill VA untill they fix their false advertising.
Then badminton. Oh lord, the ownage was unbelievable. I'm going to stop there. No I don't play sport for your reference, its just a coincidence that my foot is dead right about now.
Then steve said this, and twas funny:
"Hey look, something white is coming off the [shuttle]cock!"-Steve

Edit: Oh yeah, and thanks to clare for free food ^_^ (Though, it wasn't really free :\ And where's my pocky?). That made my day too, plus I got to practise the sick lines i learned on monday :)

Later, in an autograph swapping session with mh:
"My ENTER honeymoon period will soon be usurped by Bill..."-Man Hin(Chewy), contemplating the fate of his semi-decent ENTER, seeing as it won't be long before a certain someone gets his...

Let me start off with something of an epiphany that dawned on me today:
There is no better feeling than knowing you'll fail something, failing it and not giving a damn afterwards.-Hungy on his results.

For those that care but are somehow blind since this is in my msn name as well,
IT Software Dev.-40
Chink SLA-42

The next paragraph is optional reading.
I was really surprised to get such a happy mark for chink, and the happiness is multiplied since i epic fail IT but i knew it was coming and I still failed and now I still don't care. YAAAAAY.
A bit ectastic, but ahem. I'm allowed to be, considering I cruised all year and still got such shitty marks which I don't care about. Except Chinese, which I guess means I paid my tutor enough since she's an examiner ^_^. Anyway, enough enthusiasm.

Saw twilight today. Was the funniest movie I've seen in a while, although it was probably unintentional. I mean, the acting was so bad, it was funny. And the fact that the main guy looks like a brick doesn't help, it also made me want to check out all the other guys who were in the movie since I really thought they needed to replace him. Oh but he did spout a few sick lines:
"I like watching you sleep. Its fascinating."
"You're like my personal heorin."-Best pickup line ever?
There were others, but you can watch them yourself.
Oh and, supermassive blackhole by Muse was played in the movie. How friggin awesome is that? Reminds me of that movie that everyone watched because it had numb (LP) in it. Go watch, now.

Happy bday to Wong/James. Congrats to OJ on his promotion (3 years late though). To those who got a shitty mark for chink, my condolences from stealing your good mark away from you :\

John says, in response to my stealing good mark comment:
"I'm glad i could help YOU score well."-John, very exasperated after getting bad.

Sorry john >.<

because my name is Hungy, and my blog is (probably) better than yours. That's all there is to it Vincent (the fob one).

Anyway, since there still no sign of cousin stooph's lan post, I shall write something to fill in while she's not here, as to satisfy you impatient lot out there.

Today, steve was bitching about not having anything sporty to do, and so I suggested some cybersports to keep him occupied. He did not like the idea, as made evident when he said:
"Cybersports are not sports, just like chess and wanking."-Steve
Damn those tanky elitist real sport bastards.

And to cousin farn if you read this, we feel your pain and wish to express our sincere condolences towards your predicament.

I really should stop this, its bad for my image :\

But anyway, a minute of silence for pug's hdd that just left him for heaven. He was quoted saying while trying to rescue the valuables:
"Are you sure you want to delete these 5, 546 items?"-Kevin

5 line posts ftw.

for stooph to make a lan post. So here is one that's not about lan.

Chrstopher Lee is the most successful joker ever. In fact, he's so successful, he even managed to confuse himself!
Excerpt:
Hungy:"So, how's Hong Kong?"
Chris:"I'm not in Hong Kong...."
Hungy:"What? But you said you were before!"
Chris:"..."
Hungy:"..."
Chris:"Oh yeah I am, sorry I forgot."
Hungy:"Man, what are you trying to pull?
Chris:"I am a jokester!"

No story today either.

Well, its not really asian fail, since He got an N and had to go back to school, but this year 10 kid who was badgering me for my books before came to me and said:
"Lol, I went to school today cause of an N on my report and while cleaning out lockers i got the colonial gothic collection english book AND the bio book."-Louy the year10 kid.

Maybe next year we should try that too!
Oh wait, we're year 12 next year.

Short one today, cbs making up a story

Edit: Oh yeah, and yesterday's quote that I couoldn't remember.
Cousin stooph has said this many times, but it only made an impression yesterday when Jitain shot her and she was angry, so she says:
"I'm racist and you're black!"-Stooph to Jitain

Foreword:
Zomg I got some comments! I feel the urge to write something pointless again overpowering me.
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In memory of a musical at a certain high school. And cousin farn.
Happy birthday to Wensi, although its not her birthday but she had a party. Happy birthday also to Dawei, who has his birthday but no party.

Party today was pretty awesome, I mean it was a McDonald's. How could it not be awesome? Even the waitress was caught saying:
"So you guys know, we usually do this sort of thing for 5 year olds, so um...yes, enjoy!"-The waitress at maccas.

Oh but before that happened, we saw a certain musical at a high school which I don't care to name, lest people like Karlgren would compare me to Josh Wong (not that its a bad thing, just, you know...). Afterwards we people who rocked up in suits formed our very own boyband, musical style. Ask Wong/lurk facebook for the pictures.

And in case you're wondering, yes we did go to Maccas in suits. Truly the experience of a lifetime. We also did climb around the playgrounds like 5 year olds. Let me say getting stuck in the pipeslidething isn't a good idea:
Kevin:"Get your crotch out of my face!"
Hungy:"Get your face out of my crotch!"

In case you're worrying vinno, He did do that, eventually.

In order to boost my post count, yes I am resorting to posting more than once a day instead of editing the old post, but what the hell. I'm sure people like Francis will be happy.

Anyway, after waking up and going to school (you're going omgwtf right now), then went to lan in the city we finally met cousin stooph who was busy eating. Much funnies was had. Then i went to box hill to lan some more in order to feed my addiction, although victor promptly handed my ass to me in dota with an apm of like 240 (come on you freaks, i know you know what that means). I did beat him in denies though before my time ran out :D

So while Tung was drinking a rather dodgy looking cup of milk tea (it was very bright green), stooph couldn't help but make this comment:
"Man, when you go pissing tonight, don't blame us if your pee starts glowing in the dark."-Stooph

And heres one dedicated to Wong. Wong, you have OJ/Stooph/Tung/Clare to thank for this one. OJ was fixing his torch by taking it apart and putting it back together:
Hungy:"Hey man this came out of your torch. You sure its okay?"
Clare:"Why're you taking your torch apart anyway?"
OJ:"Because my torch is broken."
Tung:"His torch is broken."
Stooph:"And bent too. Man your torch is crooked, what did you do to it?"

It's kind of hard to explain, but OJ had this army torch thing that was bend on one end so he can hang it off his bag or something. I'll get a picture up eventually (fat chance).

Finally, one by Francis:
Hungy:"Francis, why didn't you take me pimping with you today?!"
Francis:"Because it was an all guys thing. Unless of course, you swing that way."

start posting more often, that will get more people to read this regularly? Seeings as how in the first months there were like 25 posts per month, and now theres only 15-ish, no one comes. And sincei don't really have anything to write, have something stolen by Quy from some other site:

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This post was partly inspired by Fancis:
"Man, I refreshed every minute just to see if I made it on the blog."-Francis, on this blog.
Congratulations Francis, you made it ^_^

So, this year's speech night was a pretty big failure. even more so than last years. At least we got to sing about sex machines and loudly in German, which is always a plus (damn those nazis in the singing department). The turnout was so bad...but i guess you didn't really want a report on all of speech night.

Highlights:
Hungy and Henry starts the traditional round of applause after the orchestra tunes their instruments. Although usually a job for idiot year 9's, this year I guess they were too dud to do it, so we had to help them. A great success as usual.

People forget the lyrics during the hallelujah song. A shame they remembered afterwards though. And the totally last second improv clicking by everyone, well done.

Mong and fatcwoft were featured on the yearly photo slideshow.

Nobody in the students' seats stood up during the procession when the teachers left the stadium, even though everyone else, the year11s and parents did (we just sat there going "oops"). Orchestra didn't either :D

Apart from that, it was more or less the same as every year (pretty boring).

The other monumentous reason for blog:
The 4 ex-balwyn alp people were on the same train for the first time in nearly 3 years(!)!
Steve/Bill/Me/Oj coincidentally took the same train together, although we did not realise until after when me/bill/oj got picked up at the same spot. We wonder if steve has realised. I think we need to celebrate with something for achieving such a rare feat.

The quote:
Hungy:"Hey Jack, why're your fingers all bandaged up?"
Jack:"Oh I punched too hard."
Hungy:"Oh...wait, don't you use your knuckles to punch things?"
Jack:"Yeah, it was a controller."

Well, since post 100 was a dud, here's 101 to make up for it.

A brief summary of my day if you care:
Went to MC to walk my pet today, wasted a lot of time, bumped into Adrian and his smart friends (including hanwei-and btw we did play mao tonight, all thanks to him), waited for a train, ran around mc, got haircut, waited some more, said happy birthday to steph, went lanning and owned, waited for a train some more, went home, had a bath for the first time in years, watching anime, writing this blog, sleeping.

Quotes quotes. Since there was like everyone at steph's today, there were a shitload of good things being said. Kudos to Wong/Vincent for wearing a suit, and Jitain being himself and wearing half a suit.

While abusing James:
"Man, you have to stick up for yourself James, you can't be abused for your entire life....or wait you can, its called marriage."-Chris

Keean and I, looking at the cups.
Hungy:"Hey Keean, do you remember which one was my cup?"
Keean:"It was a blue one."
Hungy:"There are two blue ones here. Which is it?"
Keean:"Just take the one with more in it."
Genius advice people.

And there was more, but I cbs.

Causes, yes that's right.
1)100th post! Can you believe it? I've actually been at this crap for 100 or so odd posts over 4/5ish months. Stooph and Farn (and oj for a week) have filled in every now and then, but its mostly just me. So, 100th post :D
2)Happy birthday EJ! Although he's only turning 16 (zomg young), here's hoping your birthday is happy, although I know it is since I was there ^_^ Shame I didn't get to see him get surprised though, but by the time you see this it should be up on youtube somewhere, so ask around.

There was a bunch of funny shit said today, alot of which i'd forgotten. A select few:
Vinno, Francis and me wishing EJ a happy birthday (should be a youtube version up somewhere):
Hungy:"...So, Happy birthday EJ!"
Vinno:"EJ, you have a very large pe-"
Francis:"Oh shut up Vinno!"
Hungy:*to Camera*"I think he meant you have a very large 'cello'

Vinno and Francis repeated that act a few times. They did bake a cake for EJ though (Well, Francis did, and Vinno made sure it was safe to eat, apparently).

Kegs had a hatrick today, though some fairly obscure references included:
#1:(Actually, i forgot the first one. I'll get back to you on this)
#2:"If it was raining Henry, we'd all be dead about now."-Kegs
#3:"Okay, first signs of death: 9:22 PM."-Kegs, after eating Francis' cake at 9:22

Overcrowding at the bathroom, due to everyone needing to wash their hands in EJ's single bathroom. Note the laundry and toilet are in seperate rooms next to the bathroom.
Josh(or was it Matt?):"Everyone rush the bathroom, hurry!"
John:"Ah screw this, I'm going to wash my hands in the laundry."
Hungy:"Man, you guys are so picky. I'ma go toilet to fix all of my hygiene problems."
(I did actually say that, and yes it's implying what you're thinking.)

And as usual, I swear there are other good quotes, I just can't seem to remember them. :\

Tanny, if you're reading this, sorry but we didn't have enough for a foursome so now its a threesome :\

Today was twice as boring as yesterday, seeing as I only had one real transition to go to (methods) which the teacher (Drossos) or something pretty much explained in 30 minutes. And he was a PE teacher. Then he took the whiteboys and curries out to play soccer and I went up to south yarra to go eat food, kidnapping James (with Fong) along the way. I really should've wagged then, because the rest of the day was pretty boring. Except for the awesome threesome action later in the day.

After singing and being bored, our group of asians camped in the music room and played spoons. There was a lot of people (like..13 at some stage?) crowded around two tables. Even Dr. Lierse was amused at some stage. Anyway, Karlgren lost the game (sorry Kegs, but its democracy :\) since we all voted him to lose. I do take the blame for starting the vote, but still, it was everyone else's fault for being sheep. So try not to blame me, well, not too much anyway. Not that I'll lose any sleep. Ahem.

After that, I forgot to see english teacher for my exam, but instead went to the Library to form the awesome threesome with Xile and Brian. Here are some examples of what we did:
After getting our "resource packs" things in a plastic cover:
Xile:"Holy shit, a free age subscription!"
Hungy:"Holy shit, a free freddo frog!"
Brian:"Holy shit, a free plastic cover!"
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Librarian:"So who has a topic that was in the news recently?"
Xile:"Umm...e-sports...?"
Librarian:"What? Esport?"
Xile:"Oh, you know, like, gotfrag? E-s-p-o-r-t-s?"
Librarian:"You mean slime soccer?"
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The awesomeness continues on. A shame not much people were there :\ And they taught me all these happy tricks, like how to get control panel and how to use hotmail at school, being the leet people they are.
Until next time! (Which will be the 100th post! zomgs)

On a few good days, with a few good quotes. I'm not sure where I got the title from, no prizes for telling me.

So, today has to be a pretty good day, despite the fact that we wated so much time in the morning doing that fit to drive crap. After lunch everyone went somewhere, and I followed the Raymo kid around, who was playing his ("cute", in the words of Xile) songs that he wrote. And discovered that Xile also plays saxaphone. What a coincidence.

But it gets better, the esteemed Dr. G saw fit to let me scrape an A+ in both General exams (the marks are less inspiring, but that's not important), as well as provide Bill with a quote to describe his thoughts on the Count:
"The Count and Countess have probably 0.1% the intelligence of Doctors, although they get paid the same."-Dr. G, on the Count.
Also, Dr. G says he supports me doing Uni maths. I feel smart all of a sudden.

Afterwards, Twas even better. On the way to the trainstation, the harsh reality dawns on Kegs:
Kegs:"Why does it feel like I'm being left out...."
Hungy/Henry:"You ARE being left out."
Waited for Vinno with francis for like 15 minutes at Boxhill for no apparent reason. But good things seem to happen from bad stuff, like so: I had 45cents, and was almost crying (not really) because I couldn't get a softserve. Then Francis, being as awesome as he is, finds 5c on the gound, so that I could buy a cone. And then, the lady gives me another 10c in change. How awesome is that, we just made a 15c profit! 15 whole cents! Holy shit.

Then Vinno showed up, and we were sad :\

After such a long pointless rant, here's another witty one liner courtesy of Steve/Kevin:
Hungy:"What's with you Kevin, you seem so happy nowadays."
Kevin:"Oh you know, post exam afterglow. Its like, the feeling you get after you have sex."
Steve:"I don't know what you do when you have sex, but we sure as hell don't glow after it."

Oh and, To let you guys know, Vinno got diagnosed with cancer today (serious), so don't be too tight to him (Yes i'm a hypocrite). ANd its a bit sensitive, so he might not talk about it either.

Doesn't it make you wonder why they give me a title to put shit in at all since i never use it for anything useful?

Anyway, I Have now finished chink exams (along with all the other cool people), so that's the end of that. Rawr. Much happies. And I will go to dinner now, but before I'll leave you with an exerpt of our Long discussion (Oh the punnieness. I'm getting pretty good at this).

Dawei was saying something about Long being an multilingual name:
Dawei:"Long can mean different things in Viet and Irish. Or maybe its Chinese and Scottish."
Hungy:"What? Irish? Scottish? How?"
Francis:"You know, like long is a word in english and means long?"
Hungy:"What? Oh, right yeah."
Kevin:"Yeah, because you don't think of that meaning when people say long...because he isn't."
(Yes the conversation isn't funny (for most people), but its just to give you an idea of what we were saying. Not that it matters if you don't get the joke because you won't get the next bit either :\)
-A while later-
Bill:"...Yeah, although he's pretty tall for a Viet."
Kevin:"That's tight. But hilarious nonetheless."
Hungy:"Yeah, you should stop bagging Long now. That's just low."
Francis:"Puntastic."
-A even longer while later-
(actualyl i can't remember. THe little fob kid said something, but oh well. When i remember then)

Apologies to the people i said i'd go study chink with. Due to some idiots at school and because I managed to lose my phone at aunts place, I went home and slept after exams :\ Oh yeah and I ate food too. And dota as well. Yes dota, for the lack of anything else to do. That's how bored i was.

Well, now that exams are over (No they're not, but nobody cares about 3/4's, especially if its chinese) and so is chinese school ( what a coincidence), lets have a look at the tally:
Hungy: 1
Exams: 7 (+1)
Statistical breakdown:
Hungy: Ripped physics. Bullshitted my way through the questions that I didn't know how to do, finished in 30 minutes and then did all the detail studies because I was that bored. Yes I like to brag.
Exams: Everything else. Oh joy. Gfg. No i don't like to elaborate on screwups.
Afterwards, I saw Matt Guanadi (Matt Guanadi!) go to EB (EB games!) to buy a game (Buy a game!).

Today's quote belongs to fat Quy (the dodgy viet kid):
"I'm not fat......oh fine I am fat."-Quy
Why so fat for?

I am that fucking bored of studying. GL everyone except for people I don't like.. communists included *cough*.. damn the bird flu

Not has working aircon. :( But then again, its not so suffocatingly warm now, so its not too bad. A few random things which prompted me to write again (thanks to your unwavering support, dear readers. May or maynot indicate sarcasm ^_^).
Firstly:
Exams are mostly over. The most annoying ones are gone. Most annoying being
1. English
2. Chem
3. Methods.

And I had a 3/4 today which I remember last night, but nobody cares about IT anyway. Now i'm off to waste some more time before study. Or maybe just waste some more time.

Oh yeah almost forgot. With exam stress being the norm these days, no one rarely says anything funny. yes that's my new excuse, get used to it.
Before methods:
Daniel:"Man jimmy you're gonna fail this shit. You don't even have a cheatsheet!"
Jimmy:"What are you on about? I'm a walking talking cheatsheet."
Daniel:"Maybe just the walking and talking and cheatings parts."

After IT, Steve vs Peter:
Steve:"Ah my nose is all red due to sniffing and shitty tissues."
Peter:"Hah, I have good tissues."
Steve:"Well sorry Mr. 3-ply."

Personally, I like what daniel n jimmy were saying better.

And i almost forgot: Tung is still a sleaze bag ^_^
Keep up the good work

Whether I like it or not, it has recently dawned on me that exams are just a weekend away, meaning they are next week. (!)
And seeing as there seems to be a general reduction in already limited readership of this blog, I can't really be bothered writing again. Proof: I started this at like 4, finishing like, Now.
So to achieve enlightenment like a certain idiot (kevin) has, I deleted msn to make sure I actually study. Maybe not, but at least I'll waste less time socializing and more time doing nothing.

No quotes since I cannot be bothered and theres a serious lack of quality ones. But you can have this thing vinno found on the internet (may or maynot be new). Quite appropriate given the recent change in American politics, not that it has any relevances or that you care:

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

Untill the end of exams (or when something really funny comes up)

are the source of all goodness. Did you really think I was going to write a racist commentary? Well too bad, I am. Sort of. Black people are the source of all the world's goodness probably because they have the eye for the best things to steal. So you can generally count on anything black people have to be the most expensive/goodest things. Unless they're in Ethiopia or some 3rd world country where there's nobody making anything for them to steal. Poor people.

Proof! Where's the proof you say. Don't worry, i would never make any claim without proof. My black buddy says:
"I thought the only reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex."-Samitha

And what an undeniable truth of the world it is. Succinct and accurate, the epitome of black intelligence. Perhaps a cautionary tale to our readers of the fairer sex? (hah, i'm wishing. And no vinno you don't count)

Meaning two things.
1) Not a good day = No good quotes
2) Crappy day= crappy quote
3) Crappy quote = vinno quote

Yes, i can't count.

"...but on the bright side, I just had a really satisfying pee..."-Vinno

4) Oh and, i cbs making up some random crap to go with this.
But you guys can have some FREE SNOW CONES

Make sure you check out the free snow comes before reading this next one
"...its like saying :"free asian [while holding vincent by the collar]" while standing outside mhs, then "there's more inside". Or a less homosexual alternative, "free water" while standing next to a toliet"-Kegs on free snow cones

-wensi

While I wouldn't agree on the use of that hyperbole, lets say that I also find being capped quite inconvenient and annoying. The good thing is no school for 5 days (woooo) that's like a week off school (yaaaay). The bad thing is that there will still be no internet for the first day (noooo) meaning no dota for 2 days. Well I don't actually play dota, but the point is, no intenet (oh noes). :(

A short one from Vinno, and yes this one may bore you:
"Hook me up with some year 10's please."-Vinno to fob vincent

ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs

Stooph has saw fit not to kick me off again (or more like hasn't been bothered reading it yet), i shall take the opportunity to sneak in another quote before the end.

Today is about having a vinno moment, right after missing the train. Vinno is laughing:
Hungy:"Oh Vinno, the things i do to be with you, and all you do is laugh at me!"
Vinno:"Oh Hungy, the things i do to laugh at you, and you're still with me!"

Oh and yes i wagged you homos. That's right, wagged :)

Yeah, we're quite serious about that poll, and no I didn't put it up to bully tung. sheesh. anywho, VOTE SERIOUSLY D:

After weeks of tyrannic oppression by the evil overlord stooph, the heroic resistance to her unjust dictatorship finally manages to overthrow the despot and replace the blog with its rightful owner.

Ahem.

Basically, after bit more than a week of indifference to blogging, i have finally found the inspiration to post up more pointless mindnumbingly stupid crap for your entertainment. Coincidentally, stooph found the time to put me back up, after a week and a bit of being capped and cbsness, as well as many bribes later.

The inspiration mostly comes in the form of the following quotes. Both are quite, more gooded than the usual crap, so yes, enjoy.

Steve is at lockers getting a blazer cleaning thing for shroom, blocking my way to my locker:
Hungy:"Shroom what are you doing here? Mind moving over?"
Shroom:"Oh you see, Steven here is giving me his latest sex toy. Wanna try it?"
*Steve turns around and presents pink thing*
Hungy:"Ah no i don't need some pink thing to play with myself thanks."
Steve:*Oblivious to our conversation and quite sincerely* "It works quite well actually."

James is talking about the methods book:
James:"You know, i've found quite a few errors in this maths book."
Hungy:"Just like how i've found quite a few errors in you?"
James:"Well, i guess that means there aren't many."
Hungy:"Maybe you're not good enough to. Or looking hard enough."
James:"Now that just made my day. Really."
Hungy:"Don't thank me, that's my job."

I realise putting james up is cheating, since he says plenty of interesting things which may reflect badly, but hey i need to celebrate right?
Speaking of which, stooph probably isn't going to be happy when she sees the introduction of this :\ Be prepared for another hiatus.

Look, until Hungy realises that I also am apart of this "blog", he wont get his privileges back. Yes, I am a bit conceited, a bit mean, a bit tyrannical... but hell I'm awesome.

So no one will be shutting down the blog without me, EVEN AS A JOKE. INCLUDE ME DAMMIT !!!

from your awesomeo leader - SCREW YOU D<

While its nice to know somepeople sincerely care for this blog o crap, you should know better than to believe that I, a most trustworthy and reliable person would never abandon you, the loyal reader. So, yes, its business as usual. How could you people ever doubt me for not being able to waste your time?

I realise i should probably stop annoying the people who actually read, so yes, have an apology:
"Connex sincerely apologizes for any inconviences caused."
I've always wanted to use the connex apology thing. Now only if i could tape it...oh wait, youtube!
But it seems it failed me this time. Will have to wait :\

Okay i need to be off soon so i'll dump today's quote, one of those oh snap moments:
Tim was staring at this disabled kid:
Hungy:"Tim man stop staring at hte disabled kid, i know you want to do shit to him, but that's just rat."
Tim:"Oh if you want me to stop looking at you, just say so."

I had another one, but forgot as usual\need to be going now. The rest of you have fun.

Update: Oh hey i can still edit this I think, and so it disappoints me to announce that stooph has decided to kick me off from this blog, and so yes, my involvement here is actually ending. Until she decides to change her mind anyway (highly dubious). So, ahem, i guess i'll take a well earned break from the constant pressure of blogging. Maybe i'll go start a blog away from stooph's insidious influence, maybe not.

A good day to you ^_^

though other people's blogs (hah, you thought i went excercising didn't you. Fat chance until hell freezes over), i have come to the rather disappointing but logical conclusion that this blog simply isn't up to scratch due to my lazyness/cbsness/general apathy, and hence will be shut down after this post. Its been a good pointless couple months i've spent not maintaining this blog. Yes i actually wrote good first before going back and crossing it out, so its not one of those things where it just has a line through it for emphasis.

Now you might be thoroughly disappointed (or relieved) that this blog is ending, but seeing as its the last time i'm supposed to make this special right? And that means i has a very gooded quote for you, no? Well, no actually, since this is pretty lame to begin with, I think its only fitting that we finish with a lame quote as well. Behold, today's quote, curtesy of Zack and our english teacher (Miss Carrol):
After his speech on homosexual marriage, Zack was questioned by Miss Carrol on some of the points he raised:
Ms. Carrol:"Zack, are you sure some of those facts aren't just figments of your imagination?"
Zack:"Oh no, i found them on the internet."

I'm guessing he's not just speaking for himself there.
Oh and, i'm somewhat pleasantly surprised by the number of people who actually bother read this. Still, I need to be going now, am terribly sorry. Physics writeup is more important than this blog you see....

hate wednesdays, but just as much as i hate mondays tuesdays thursdays fridays and sundays. But not saturdays, you see, saturdays are special. I get to sleep on saturdays and not have to sleep on the train and get yelled at by random aggros.

But today we actually have some decent quotes, and i'm sure your lives are more interesting than watching vinno trying to do weights anyway.
"Kevin's" classic line today, while discussing the stupidity of certain people:
"Your stupidity underwhelms me."-Kevin

Do not attempt to understand it. Just treat it as another stock one-liner to add to your growing vocabulary of excellent quotes. Now for the obligatory idiot's conversation today, while talking about idiocy again (we seem to do that alot don't we):
E.J.:"Only Karlgren can do a good Long imitation."
Hungy:"Yeah, he has a knack for imitating stupid people doing stupid things."
Long:"Ahahahahha....wait, are you implying that i'm stupid?!"
Hungy:"Oh, that took you long."

How stupid was that?

right before the start of exams. Yeah right. Actually seeing as how i finished chink yesterday, i did just that. And for those who still have chink exams (orals), visit me/dawei/henry/bill/whoever else that finished orals for a surprise.

Yes yes i hear you, enough about my life and more about the stupid things people said. Steve bitches about losing 3 marks in english orals(not chinese, unfortunately):
Steve:"Man, this sucks. I lost three freaking marks. And its all because of you goddamnit."
Hungy:"Whatever does it have to do with me? I wasn't even there when you did it."
Steve:"Because you see, three rhymes with Hungy, and that's why its all your fault."
Hungy:"Oh i see why somebody failed english."

Anyone notice the quality (or there lack of) of these quotes nowadays? And i cbs anymore. Yes hi there james, its good to know that at least you're not a complete failure by basking in the awesomeness of this pointless blog :\

No more chink for ever and ever after. yes there are still exams, but screw that. Fking cbs chink after detail study so hah, sucks to be the rest of you who haven't done it. And henry for not telling me anything, and sam for missing out on kfc.

Heres a text that i sent to sam, especially for you sam since i bet you haven't seen it yet.
"Turn on your phone man."-Hungy to sam

And heres a bunch of stuff that was said today although its all old crap it was quite...appropriate.
Alan, Peter, Roubing, everyone else who said it:"Aww man i'm so screwed/fked."
Hungy and the rest of the smartasses:"Don't worry guys, at least you won't be dying virgins."

"Hey look that guy looks like oj!"-Sam on Roubing in cadet uniform

"It's been nice knowing you, comrade."-Roubing before exams

Um, cbs. And there's no more chink. yay!.

And another quote from kegs the idiot: Regarding gen conv/detail study after i told him how easy it was:
"...and I PREPARED 300 #$@#*(&$(* QUESTIONS! Or maybe 200, BUT &@#&*($* STILL! I thought this might happen: i'm going to rock up, and they'll be like "hello.
-what colour is your hair?
-what's the atomic mass of carbon?
-what shoe size do you wear?
-what colour is your shirt?"-Kegs the idiot.

actually wait for me to update this? Oh how honoured must i be. Oh what's this i hear, you're not really and oj is just trying to get me to update mine? How sad :(

Anyway, i cbs updating this whenver i feel like, so i guess i'll update this ever second time i feel like updating it. Not that you'll notice the difference.

Hum, quotes quotes.
Dawei and vinno staring a a photo:
Dawei:"Holy shit that guy has breasts."
Vinno:"That's a chick you idiot."

Speaking of vinno, The following was written on his bio sac when i saw that he got an A+ for it, which should be theoretically impossible, considering he's vinno:
"Vinno, this has got to be some of the best stuff all year....i'm proud of how much you've grown."-Mrs. Pilkington

Lol@pilko *cough cough*

Oh yeah and theres chinese. fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
cbs.

yay my ass. I do not like school, but it seems school usually manages to produce quotes of good (or acceptable) quality for whatever reason, so i guess i'll tough it out for the sake of you, dear loyal reader as i understand how important a waste of time is.

So yes, what gavin was saying, and what Henry thought it was supposed to mean:
Gavin:"Procrastination is like masturbation."
And then at the same time:
Henry:"Because the longer you put it off the better it feels!"
Gavin:"Because it feels good at first, but then when you look at it you're screwing yourself!"

Lol gg. And note that Gavin actually told us his version first, but then henry wasn't there and made up his own conclusions. Yay.

A bit of advice for you:
Vinno:"HUNGY, PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG."
Hungy:"Well, i'll need to know it first before i can do that right?"
(yes keith said the same thing earlier, except vinno actually had a quote afterwards, so...)

Um, according to vinno,"A lack of objection equates to approval." So yes, don't blame me please.
The following is an excerpt of a conversation between Vinno (as himself) and Fiona (slightly hyper):
Vino:"...I sang a song called cecilia, [and] theres a good part in it [that goes]: "making love in the afternoon with cecilia up in my bedroom, i get up to wash my face, when i come back to bed someones taken my place". *Laughs*
Fiona:"I bet Kevin [was the one that] took your place, seeing as he's non gay."
Vino:"Who was cecilia then?"
Fiona:"Me." *Major Laughter*

I apologize in advance for any factual inaccuracies, seeing as this was a submitted quote. The moral of the story is, becareful of whos around you when you're on a high.

*Update
Vinno had a genius streak today, so heres another one from him:
Hungy:"That's a good question."
Vinno:"But not one to be answered eh?"
Hungy:"Of course, most good questions are [not mean't to be answered]."
Vinno:"Exam questions are bad then. Very, very, bad."

And hey whaddayaknow, logically it all makes sense.

Not so many have mastered the art of subtle obviousness. Well done ^_^

Anyway, heres proof:
yi-ling: I don’t understand what’s wrong with guys, I feel like they cares more about dating than studying.
Katherine: darling, what do you expect? They has hormones raging in his blood!
yi-ling: What about us? We have hormones raging in my blood too.
Katherine: Um, they have testosterone.
Yi-ling: We have oestrogen!
Katherine: They has balls.
Yi-ling: We have breasts..!!

And so you people know, you can send in your quotes and i'll take them, provided they're good enough and that i don't have anything better. And clearly this is not a thinly disguised attempt at laziness.

The Lan was on thursday. I played games.

And that's why i invite a whole bunch of you over to trash my house every now and then -.- But yes, today didn't turn out to be a total faliure, despite me only having like 6 hours of sleep before stooph n friends came and totally raided the pantry.

And then people started showing up and the room got fuller andfulller. turns out wong's randoms included tung, which multiplied the gayness of the house by like four times. Thankfully vincent actually brought his wiimote things as promised this time, so he wasn't too active in harrasing the rest of us innocent heterosexuals, being occupied by the awesomeness of wii.

I can't actually be bothered writing any more due to extreme workout thanks to cleaning house, so here's the most important stuffs:

Wall of shame: First round people who said they'd come/maybe come
Bill
Steve
Farn
Shame on you lot. :(

What happens/quotes:
"Hungy you tired me out!"-Vinno

Vincent and vic, after vincent was watching the retarded jap "broken wear" wierd thing.
Vincent:*mumbling to self*"Broken wear..."
Vic:"Your crotch." *Notice pun above*
Vincent:"That's what your mum said."
Vic:"Oh yeah? Wait...."

And i forgot the rest. Fooks none of these quotes are actually funny :\ Is it just me or have the quality of these quotes been dropping since i started this blog? D:

And keith says hi.

make bunny cry :( I put all that effort into writing those poems and i get 1 response...from oj >_> Not that i care, nor do you, but thought i'd point it out that if you don't remark on their greatness now you might not get the chance to-our cousin is back, and is probably not too happeh.

Yey chink trials today. Yay fail. Yay cbs.

And then manifest afterwards, jitain sums up quite goodly:
"Man, i get this now, the spirit of manifest. It's all about being the biggest asshole you can. HEY! Sephiroth! Can i get a hug?"-Jitain to us, then some random sephiroth lookalike chick that's not actually dressed up as sephiroth.
And the not-sepiroth chick responds:"Its NOT sephiroth...."

What happens:
-Getting past security. The guy was like "you're not old enough...you need a guardian..." so i told him to sign it for me. And he did. ^_^
-Wong dressed up as syaoran, resulting in people going "zomgz cute" and wanting to have a photo with him every two seconds.
-Wong jumps some random and has epic battle. Ying rushes to his side after he dies and then theres more lolz. Then the random stabs wong in crotch for even more lolz.
-Jitain/wensi make me skip like an idiot pass a dumbfounded chris/ying drama thingy.
-Runaround pointlessly repeatedly due to wong ninjaing off in general.
- waste another half an hour waiting for ddr, then watch some dude rape ddr (wtf 10 minute song with rotaty arrow thing that i've never seen before, and he wasn't even looking at the screen or his feet), and decide that we'd rather not embarass ourselves.
-James shows up. The abuse begins.
-Jitain being a retard (well its pretty normal at manifest actually) and randomnly highfives/hugs/takes picture/yells out hi at randoms who're dressed up, all the while thinking about ivy's underwear.
-Listen to vincent sing in the middle of the tram with big gunblade in hand. Thankfully there was no one else on the tram except us.

Oh yes and the quote, also by jitain since he's the only one who got into the "spirit of manifest". While observing a guy in a gasmask buy pocky:
"Man, i think i've seen about everything now. First link hugs me, then i got a photo with zack (or was it sephiroth? Or some other person? Forgot :\), and now i observe STALKER shadow of chenobyl buying pocky. My life is complete."-Jitain

And that's how it works. It would be better if that idiot named jitain also didn't make me buy the freaking expensive domokun that shrei stole off me >_>

write a very gooded poem, since jitain says:
"You are truely the hemmingway of this generation."-Jitain
but then i got lazy, so oh well. instead, have a little something from ying/vincent.

Apparently while walking past some windows at MC:
Vincent: *Pointing at skirt* "Hey hey, look at that! I love those things! They look really cool!"
Wensi: "...you mean the mannequin?"

Walking past shopping store windows at Melbourne Central again
Ying:"Oh, that dress looks really cool."
Vincent:" ...that's a glasses store, Ying." *points at OPSM sign*

Vincent adds:"So that's why the mannequins have glasses."
Yeah today's theme is skirts and women (yes vincent ^_^)

I just felt like writing this, since i saw Da wei at box hill sports place the otherday, i mean, today. HI DAWEI!

UPDATE:
NO MORE CHEM. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Wait, i mean, no more 1/2 chem. Stupid gay 3/4. better start it before i lose anymore favor with bill now lolz

And yeah, have this quote from wensi (since she's better than you lot who don't talk to me) since i'm feeling happy.
On dedication:
Hungy:"3 times a week...that's pretty dedicated....i don't think theres anything i do 3 times a week..."
Wensi:"Sleep?"
Hungy"Apart from the things i do everyday of course."
Wensi:"Wow for some reason I keep thinking of inappropiate things..."

Cheh, i was feeling happy until some idiot named kevin reminded me of chink. Fark.

no i really mean it this time. its the holidays for god's sake, meaning i can't really get any quotes since i don't see most of you people (specifically, the people who say things. not talk, say. Difference. or was it the other way around?) :\ (not that i do anyway, but the hell with that)

Oh yeah, ice skating today with like no-one (since i know some people will be fat and complain that they are people, i'm including this disclaimer here to say that "no-one" is an exaggeration >_>. the people know who they are) due to impromptuness and ultimate cbs on danny's part (bet he blames me though), the majority of the time was spent doing the following:
-Watching wensi learn spins
-Watching danny show off
-trying to annoy joanne and failing (:S james i blame you for this one. how am i supposed to do it alone?)
-eavesdropping on joanne danny's private convos
-Attempting to convince jen to skate without farn and failing
-getting ready to hide

Cbs writing anything else since this is a huge post already, so um, yeah, have a 'yet another stereotypical quote about vinno':
While discussing ice skating and how it relates to vinno's usefulness, wensi says:
Hungy:"Shame vinno wasn't there, he's pretty pro and has tricks."
Wensi:"Haha I want to see, finally something he's good at....I mean...yeah...
Hungy:"I know. One of the few things he's good for besides por-i mean uh, videos...*Videos*..."
Wensi:*In shock* "he's a por- I mean, video star?"

Hm, i think vinno deserves a section to himself, for being such a stock/generic quote type thing. Maybe we should have a vote.

More bludge, more homework, more cbs and more sleep (yay)

I had my haircut today, and boy was it a traumatizing experience. let me relate to you hungy's adventures and epic quest for a haircut, told by hungy himself.
Today i was instructed by mum to get a haircut, but i kinda forgot about it in the morning which resulted in me trying to scab money off various people, having discovered that the emergency stash of cash i keep has somehow disappeared. After begging and busking and pawning kevin's viola away, i managed to scrounge up $15 and proceeded on the perilous quest to find some povo hairdresser who would cut my hair for such a meagre sum.
30 minutes later after walking for countless miles i was unable to stumble upon some poor unsuspecting barber who would cut my hair for cheap, and so another $5 was to be procured (with help from wensi) so that i could go and get hair cut at some proper asian hairdressing shop. Ray (chan), with information from his connections suggested i go to this reasonably well lit place called cici where mah hair was turned from a furball into a mini-shroom.
Bill described the transformation as from a "dishevelled" viet kid into a "metropolitan" commerce student. As to what that's supposed to imply is open to interpretation (or not, but i cbs). With haircut in hand i went to northshore, and after that met my mum in the car, who's first comment was "You call that a haircut?" Before interrogating me about the cost of it, and then berating me for wasting a whole good $20 on a bowl cut.
What a day.

But anyway, for those who don't really care about my life story and are only here for the (very) good quotes, i'll write this up before i forget.
In phys, Janson was preparing to show us a video and turning the lights off:
Steve:"Oh yay a video on the big screen!"
Hungy:"Lights off, meaning productive actions, such as sleep, can be taken."
Bill:"Don't you mean reproductive actions?"

...And that is why bill is the master.

Oh and kevin, i've got your phone. if youwant it back, better bring me the goods and monies. And to the other guys who like to prank people, i'm letting you guys know i've got a free phone to prank with ^_^

That's it, i've had it with this mother******** disk on this mother******* comp. For the record i just threw out my harddrive and stole my mum's old one. THankfully this blog's saved on the net, so you, dear reader, does not need to suffer the anguish of being completely wtfpwned while trying to waste your time.

Anyway, couple good things today, so i'll bring them to you:
Hungy:"So, James, why do you have a knife on you?" (Note: This is the little cute inocent James that you all drool over)
James:"Three things: Self protection, artistification and contraception."

Quote may have been slightly modified to make more sense.

Steve/vinno/keggers/dawei/francis/some other people also said stuff today, but since its freaking late, i can't remember. SOmeone remind them to remind me what they said so i can put it up later. Something to do with using multiplication to play chopsticks. Oh and bill said something too, but i can't remember :\

Speaking of lateness, oh god what am i doing. Trial exams tomorrow and i'm up posting this pile of crap. For what, you ask. Its all for you lot, and you'd do well to remember that, because i'm doing well to remind you.

Its late now, need sleep.

Oh and stooph, take the pictures off yourself since i'm fat and lazy and need sleep. But if you really really want me to do it, go buy me a mouse (a good one) and i'll be indebted to you forever and ever after. No really.

I AM IN CHINA. YOU GUYS ARE VAGINAS.

the computer I am using is sooo gay. The first one took fucking 10 minutes to load, and then itlagged for a further 5 minutes.. i checked the specs (4 minutes) and it had 512mb ram and 995 mhz processing power. WTH FUCK FUCKKKK

We spent the last 2 days playing ds non stop.. woo mario kart. I've been sleeping in a bed with 3 people because we got fucking scared of ghosts.

UHHHHHHH BTW, HUNGY YOU'RE A FAG. TAKE THOSE PICTURES DOWN. NAO

So my comp died, and took my HDD with it. Stupid homoxexually suicidal computers. The only thing i managed to save was my detail study and chem assignment. Oh and theres the IT shit that's at school. But otherwise, all fuc*ing owned and nubbed and gg'ed. So yeah, guess i'll be spending the rest of the week/month getting this piece o crap back to normal. At least i saved my goddamn detail study.

And yes that's my excuse for not being here, not that you care since oj was here to be annoying in my place (but stooph objected and he got kicked, so there). And well, for the lack of anything to say, you can have some pictures of our most beloved cousin, courtesy of Ying. Better go thank her now.

Remind anyone of Hungy? :P

Okay, I have two quotes for today. Firstly, from Facebook:

"10 of your friends bought a C4 bomb"

How awesome a notification is that?! Look at it!


Secondly, from Maggie:

m a g g i e noodles says: so so so long
m a g g i e noodles says: never ending omg
OJay - AzN InVAzN - 5 days! says: hard?
m a g g i e noodles says: 135 minutes of non-stop

Well, I think it's pretty dirty. Might just be me, though.

Okay. This is quite a momentous occasion for me. So, a few words.
"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass." - Johnny Frank Garrett
Fitting words, given that this post will be a collection of various teacher quotes I've collected over the course of this year.

And in no particular order, the quotes!

"I have to fight this 'urge'..." - Ganella
"Taliban it! Blow it up!" - Ganella, on expanding quadratic functions
"Lob a hand grenade in and blow it up!" - Ganella, as above
"You have four new voice mails. Stuff you!" - Ganella, on modern technology
"What'd you learn today? Parabolas 'caress' the x axis. Good boy." - Ganella, on quadratic functions
"Why is he failing? He's lazy, stupid, plays Rubik cube in class..." - Ganella, on students
"What's a good day to have a detention? I think Saturday." - Ganella

"Question 9. What is my shoe size?" - Pilkington, Chemistry test
"Endothermic reaction graph. Add a dot and some wings, and it looks like a duck!" - Pilkington
"Ethenol. Close to every Australian worker's heart on a Friday afternoon." - Pilkington. Ethenol is the chemical name for alcohol.
"That's like giving a baby a time bomb!" - Pilkington
"It's yellow, looks a little bit like pee..." - Pilkington
"I set fire to you. you're going to run!" - Pilkington
"Weak as a kitten. Meow!" - Pilkington
"You've got no matches? What bad students!" - Pilkington, on fire safety

"Give me your 'Hancock'" - Ascensio
"The presence of cock has 'perked' your interest" - Ascensio

"I'm sorry. Have some genitals." - Stiglec, on flowers
"Vulcans have mating seasons" - Stiglec, on sex. Vulcans are a race from Star Trek.
"I'm a BIG nerd." - Stiglec, on himself.
"Google image search: Power Girl" - Stiglec, on female superheroes.
"Can Superman fill Batman's niche?" - Stiglec, on ecosystems
"We're going to have fun today!...Who am I kidding, it's Biology." - Stiglec
"The point of life is not to play handsies. Actually, it kind of is." - Stiglec, telling people off
"Patience, my young padawans. No patience? Then the Force is not strong in you." - Stiglec
"Put away your SAC and pull out your other 'sack'" - Stiglec, hitting on kids? :O
"The deeper you go, the warmer it's going to be..." - Stiglec

"If you study maths like a smart person should..." - Yarussky
"I don't take sides but, stupid Georgians..." - Yarussky, the Russian.
"You can't do this, this is impossible! Now, here's how you do it." - Yarussky, on Maths.

"You get to pee all over your work!" - Barham

Enjoy people! :D And tell hungy to let me post more!

Turns out people actually read this and due to the amount of complains i'm getting i'll write my goddamn rant again. the things i do for you, my dear readers.

Okay, kbox: Wasn't as good as other times since it abruptedly finished halfway through the scheduled time, and james wouldn't sing (no i'm not pissed. not that pissed anyway ^_^). But danny/wong/jitain/wensi/vincent were all there to sing so its all good. And farn showed up (yay) and tung didn't (yaaay). So yes, IT WAS GOOD (are we clear? IT WAS FUN. Except james not singing, nothing will change that disappointment. Except by singing next time james to redeem yourself.)

Anyway, afterwards most people just disappeared and left me alone with vincent. This i was not too happy about, but he did buy me food so I WAS HAPPY. And being with him produced unexpected results, such as today's quote:
Vincent: Well, Ying wasn't here, Joanne's dead, and Wensi can only do so much by herself.
*5 second pause*
Hungy: ...did you just mean what I think you meant?

Use Imagination plox

Oh and stfu oj, i'll let you write a goddamn post then.

Aiight I'm leaving tomorrow for the air port at around 8ish? I may have blogged too much today.. one may even state that I have become a blog whore, spam, troll for the day.. but hey you know what? NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOUR OUTLANDISH IDEAS OKAY?

So I'm gonna cut my hair and dye it purple.. we'll post pictures if I can be shitted and feel really cam whorrish (which I rarely ever feel)

LOLLOL SPEAKING OF FEEL, DID YOU HEAR THAT HUNGY FELT TUNG UP? IT WAS TEH SHIZZLES. everyone within a 80 mile radius all spontaneously combusted. Weird eh?

As usual, since today was a shit day with no quotes (esp. from you francis, i expected better), you'll have to make to do with wong and tung over skype.

Tung:"Somebody make me a cup of tea."
Wong:"How will i fit it through the microphone?"

Oh yeah, someone needs to tell tung that he can't sing. for jack (or vincent).

THE YI LING THING IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.


BLOODY FOOK

We interrupt (hijack) this post to bring you the lastet news on francis, curtesy of kevin:
"Francis is gay. ^_^ No he isnt, he's just our school pianist (pronouced PEE-NIS)"

In this letter of apology the key areas that will be covered are: Why I acted the way I did, why it is also your fault and also, why I despise you so.


My actions were something that was thoughtess, careless, cruel even! But most of all, it was pretty damn cool the way I disrupted your Choir (HAHAHAH) with brawl taunts. I mean, I initiated this response because of your dull droning voice. I am ever so sorry. However, I believe, even if I do not, I should take some sort of responsibility for the distractions I created between you, your "students"and Clare (She's so gay, she's in a whole league of her own :D *love you btw*).



Yes, In some small, insignificant way it was partially my fault, but you must also see it from my point of view, if you were slightly more interesting... do you think I would have done as I had (HAHAHA FINDING NEW WAYS OF SAYING "WHAT I DID"). Your voice, as stated above is boring and monotone.. nearly as boring and monotonous as Gwendolen's.. and yes I am well aware she is next to me.. (she actually just said "excuse me" really deeply again.. I'm not sure if she notices but as she reads this I'm sure she does now.. HI GWEN!) Also, if your facial expression changed in a while and had a little more variety as opposed to your string of emotions shoved into one facial expression maybe things would have turned out a little better!




Universal expression of idiots.


How the bloody hell am I supposed to tell when you're angry? or when you're about to .. as they say "hulk" up on us. P'shaw!!!!! Maybe if you'd get your glasses out of your buttocks you'd see that you are just as responsible as I am.. perhaps even more so.


And, lastly, I will tell you why I despise you so much. Well.. it's because you have such a great name. Honestly, how do you expect me to sit there without feeling an ounce of animosity towards you because of your awesome name. Yi ling. wow those words.. two syllables.. so soothing..


Oh, I do hope you would forgive me.. and in turn change your name to Elaine or something gay like that.

I was hoping it would, since that means i wouldn't have to do my detail study. goddamn collider can't even do as advertised :(

Anyway since theres no quoteable quote today, except for jimmy's really lame attempt to get money, i'm going to throw a bunch of random shit by random people.
*throw*
"Theres no you in team, but there is laughter in slaughter."-Leewyn
--
"What's a book? It's like a downloadable pdf that's printed on paper and bound together."-Geoff
--
Hungy:"Kegs, i want you to go and hack kevin's msn for a bit."
Kegs:"Hang on let me ask him..."
Hungy:"Uh..."
Kegs:"Well i asked him, and he said 'screw off' then blocked me >_>"
Hungy:"Genius."
(Idiot kegs you happy now?)
--
Jimmy:"Hey, uh, michael!" *aside to david* "His name is michael right?" *back to michael* "Can i have some money? Like just 1.50 Don't worry you can trust me. I'm in your form right? So yeah, i can like, pay you back tomorrow."

Fk i fell asleep at my desk today (just then). my god that was retarded.

I'll post a little something from my canto tutor(s), for the lack of anything else.

Learning Canto step by step:

1."Lei moi hou gui!" (你妹好贵)
Meaning: I respect your cantonese. The opening statement of any cantonese conversation.
Usage: On its own, or with an exclamation infront to show extra respect e.g.:
"Whoa! Lei moi hou gui ah!"
Note that failure to use this may result in much pain, and failure to exclaim loud enough when addressing someone of sufficient coolness may also result in much hurt.

2."Lei ma hou fei"(你妈好肥！)
Meaning: How are you, a common cantonese greeting.
Usage: On its own, or combine with a followup question such as hows your mum doing. e.g.:
“你妈好肥，你妈吃白菜！”

3."Hou sek di gou sek dou di!"(好吃点就吃多点！)
Meaning: Would you like to go out for lunch?
Usage: By itself is sufficient to convey the meaning.

4."Lei ma hai lei moi."(你妈是你妹)
Meaning: An advanced polite greeting that suggests someone's family is "well bred".
Usage: By itself, or as part of the basic greeting e.g.:
”Lei ma hou fei, kou hai lei moi!"-你妈好肥,她是你妹

Fine print: Don't actually try them, as practical Results may differ from expected results.

Now htfugtfostfu oj.

And oh yeah, i was inspired by vincent to write this:
Q:What's the greatest motivation that a villain can have for taking over the world by nuking stuff?
A:FOR THE LOLZ!

I think my flair for "blogging" has finally come to a halt. Maybe it's because my brain is a stringy soup with bits of parasitic cysts floating about, maybe....

I can't remember what happened on camp. We went to get our ski equipment and then I changed to Wensi's cabin. Why? WHY?! BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE HER.

ME SHO HORNEY MY LUV YOU LONG TIME.

Basically, I became a traitor and ditched Gloria and Fiona in the crap shack. OH GUYS, BY THE BY, HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I HATE SARAH HAMZA.

You know, if she ever reads this.. man will I be happy. She's one of the bitchiest people I have ever had the Facking privilege to meet. What a Cranberry. p'shaw.

Moving on, after the ski equipment crap, we had dinner. It was slop with mutilated chicken. I love chicken. I've written a song about chicken.

Loving you chicken mush

OH CHICKEN MUSH I LOVE YOU
FUCK YEAH YOU'RE LIKE POO
SHA LA LA LA LA
AND VIVIAN IS MY WHORE
WOOOO OAH OAH OAHHHHH


im so crap.. atm..

DAMNIT ALL CAMP IS GAY.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT WE HAD A SPEECH MADE BY MRS ELVENS, PLAYED SOMEGAMES SANG SOME FUCKN SONG ABOUT SATAN, GWEN SMASHED MY CHEEK BONE.

WENT TO BED, GOT UP, HAD A WANK, WENT SKIING, FELL OVER, HAD SOME SARAH HAMZA HATE TIME, HAD ANOTHER SPEECH, BOXES WERE MADE, WENT TO BED, GOT UP, PLAYED STUPID GAMES WENT HOME.

THERE, NOTHING TO REPORT.

I think I may have fallen in hate with camp. HAR HAR I'm kidding, I've always hated camp.

Without further ado, I shall begin the epic adventures of CABIN 1, ROOM 4!

I was dropped off at school around 7 am, did some homework, went to english. OMG FUNKIEST THING ABOUT ENGLISH HAHAHAHAHA. Then we caught the bu---- wait? did you think I was going to tell you guys about English? and how awesomely funny it was? and how big of a prick I am to be concealing it from you guys? yeah :D you all need me to function

At the start of English, my teacher, who I love dearly,(I actually find her quite nice. SO NYAH.) tells me that the brochure for the assignment I made needs to be in a brochure form or else she can't mark it
(Yes I realise that brochures for english assignments are gay, KAY? oh shaz, that rhymes)
I misinterpreted it for "print it in colour and make it into a brochure form". I mean if I said this isn't a proper convention, wouldn't you think I meant the colour as well?

So I dragged clare along to get the.. wait I'm deviating from camp shat, to make a long story short, 6 flights of stairs, 2 I.D cards, 3 visits to the library, 4 wasted papers, 7 dollars later, I got the brochure only to find out she just wanted me to print in black and white. WHY. GOD DAMMIT

NOW TO CAMP!
I sat on the bus with Fiona. It was boring. She doesn't do fun things like Vivian, I mean.. Idiot Man.. so yeah.
Got to camp grounds, I find out that my cabin is fucking I DONT KNOW 400 METRES IN THE OTHER FUCKING DIRECTION AND THAT I'D HAVE TO CARRY ALL THESE GAY TWATTY BAGS TO THAT MORONIC LOCATION?!?! I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

My Cabin, El Kanah (Pronounced AlKarnah, or Assfuckwipeland) looked like it was haunted. It reminded me of those late victorian houses, you know.. Pride and prejudice. But yeah, so I had to go upstairs for my room. And guess what?
HAHAHA FUNNIEST THING EVER GUYS! WE HAD TO WAIT 45 MINUTES TO GET UP THERE BECAUSE OF THE ELECTRICIAN HAHAHAHA ISNT THAT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER HEARD? BECAUSE IT ISN'T YOU TURD.



Thats you, the big fat turd.

So, after wards, I go upstairs, open my door and there's a ho-ish mudstain, or atleast I hope so, on the fucking floor. GREAT GUYS, GREAT WELCOME! YOU STUPID TURD, GET OFF MY FLOOR. HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY.

anywho, the "Ensuite" was locked, Linh wasn't there because she had debating. WHATEVER.

Wait, guys, I'm sure you're all asking "Hangon, if everyone had to stay in the same place, just get over it!" WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, IT WASN'T LIKE THAT

let me introduce to you, the faggot heirachy of cabin rooms

Forest Retreat
The Cabin
El-Kah-fucking-nah

So this is what the differences were.
Forest Retreat had their own area to sit in with tables, kitchens, Televisions, Hi tech fire places, new carpeting. NOT TO MENTION EN-SUITES FOR EACH OF THE FUCKING ROOMS AND A FUCKING PATIO

The Cabin had a somewhat similar design to Forest Retreat minus the Sit in area, the Patio, the Ensuite, the television, the fireplace. Hell, it was clean and the beds were nicer.

Elkanah, you see was old and dilapidated. It was dirty, 4 showers to 40 students. Beds were tiny. I FOUND A BIBLE IN THE DRAWS. OH IT TURNS OUT, ELKAHNAH IS A RETREAT FOR RANDOMS AND BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH SPACE WE GOT SHOVED IN THERE.

ILL END IT HERE, I NEED SLEEP. ITS 12:51, ILL CONTINUE TOMORROW.

Yes i'm sure that's how you spell it.

A little bit of common sense, administered daily via can even keep some idiots from being stupidified too much, as oj demonstrates:

Hungy:"Last night, i slept on my finger, and now its throbbing and hurting."
Kevin:"Well, last night i slept on my arms, and now i can't feel them anymore."
OJ:"I don't know what you two are on, but last night i slept on my bed."

In response the the recent masterpiece written and quoted by Hungy, A satisfied reader, Brendan Law, writes in to in order to express his gratitude and positions the reader to agree with his contention that this blog is inherently awesome.

"Woot and thank you for the silent supporters award!"-Brendan

And well, english bullshit practise aside, heres a bit of bread's knowledge that i'm going to share with you:
"All this gay action i'm missing at mhs, what a shame. [Although,] i suppose a couple of hundred guys in a castle oughtta get messy someday."-Still Brendan

Bread deserves a double quoted award. No?

And yes i wagged today you faggots who made me run. And no i haven't forgot about it yet.

Thanks, you guys just made my day. Now my head hurts and i have a cold and i still have to write this for you ungrateful lot. And oh god my leg hurts. That was 5k's damnit, and do i look like a freaking tank who can run for 5k's? Well i did, and then you faggots came up and made me sprint the last 200metres. All of that got me 194th place, and my head still hurts. Thanks a bunch.

Well, on the plus side, i guess i might be able to wag school tomorrow. Yey.

Anyway, for the lack of quotes, i'm going to try something new today. Instead of quoting quotes that people say, on a given day i'll follow someone around, and then put all the things he/she/they say together to something resembling a quote or conversation, with their permission of course (Or lack of objection). Today's belong to vinno/kevin with guest appearances by ray and me:

Quote hungy proudly presents: A day in the life of MHS Cross Country (Prepare for epicness)

Kevin:"Hello."
Vinno:"Hello."
Kevin:"Henry i love you."
Vinno:"Its steve."
Kevin:"Oh...whoops. Did you know its almost henry's birthday though?"
Vinno:"Yeah, lets give him a big birthday present."
Kevin:"Like, b*******?" (I think that's how many letters it has. Use your imagination. Clue is its a jap word)
Vinno:"Yeah! We'll all do it and then give it to him in a jar."
Kevin:"Hah, he'll be like, omgwtf mayonnaise? And then...."
Vinno:"Hmm, you know what's better than m************" (clue: Causes blindness)
Kevin:"What?"
Vinno:"M*********** against the wind!"
Kevin:"Hmm, it'll be like this:" *Makes gesture with hands* "Then splat!" *Makes another gesture*
Vinno:"I need to pee now. I'm going to go pee over there."
Ray:"Ewwwwwww! Okay lets go do it."
*Much lolz later, vinno is on top of kevin and they're rolling on the ground together*
Kevin:"Okay vinno just hold still i'm about to get a hard on."
Vinno:"Hmmm, Kevin your legs are very hairy. What do you do with all that hair?"
Kevin:"So i can headbutt you with my hairy head."
Vinno:"Which head?" (I didn't get this one the first time round. Again, use your imagination."
Kevin:"Argh okay fine. Just hold my viola for a sec." (Or was it a violin?)
Vinno:"Why?"
Hungy:"If you do it, Kevin will love you forever and ever."
Vinno: *Picks up viola* "Kevin, love me forever and ever and marry me!"
Kevin: "Ahhhh what are you doing with the viola!"
Vinno: *trys to making it beneath his blazer, ends up making humping motion* "Neghhhhhh!" (I dunno, just imagine a straining sound)
Kevin: *Runs up and pulls the viola case strap between vinno's legs* "hah!"
Vinno: "Ahhh what are you doing!" *Motions at a nearby pole* "lets all hump this pole."
Kevin: "Okay." *The two of them hump the pole* (And live happily ever after)
~Fin~ (End epicness)

Disclaimer: Quotes are most likely not in chronological order.

Wheew that turned out a whole lot larger than i expected, just like a play :O (I remembered more of their gay antics than i liked :S) and since they'll probably object to me showcasing their other side soon, read it before they spam me to take it off.

Dear *cough*loyal*cough* readers,

I apologize for the lack of updates, and blame the weekend as i don't get to see people to steal their quotes, my lazy cousins for not keeping this updated, and the fact that cross country is coming up soon meant i had to spend time training/preparing for it. Okay well fine as anyone will tell you that was complete bullshit, but i had to have another excuse, and as implausible as it may seem, even the master (bill) has been seen training for it.

Or well, he didn't appear at school, and steve observes:
Steve:"Hey, i just realised, bill is a pretty well rounded asian."
Hungy:"How does that work?"
Steve:"Well he studies, is pro muso, and is dedicated to sport."
Hungy:"Dedicated to sport?!"
Steve:"Well, he was quite happy when he realized that cross country was this wednesday...and maybe he's training for it now?" (Bill wagged today, FYI)
Hungy:"Uh, maybe its because he can wag cross country to go study?"
Steve:"Oh."

Or not.

Hehehhe

We were playing Badminton and then.. I didn't move forward.. and like belle accidentally (I'm hopin') hit me. It was a killer smash, and the follow through connected with my elbow and my arm. MY ARM HAD THIS FRIGGEN AWESOME WELT KINDA THING HAPPENIN'. It was like red for 2 days, and then it had this really pretty colour gradient, which went from red, to light blue, to purple. Anywho..


Today.. she smashed again.. and hit my ass.. cheek D: I KNOW ITS BIG, BUT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRAW ATTENTION TO IT.. :)

Apparently I looked all determined, then annabelle smashed my ass... I fell to my knees.. Onto my back.. and started rolling on the floor. My eyes were watering.. it was stinging.

ANNABELLE STOP BEING SO HARSH ON YOURSELF BTW. YAY BUTT PAIN I can still see the massive red mark on my butt D: It's gonna bruise :(

so yes, you can have your daily dose of stupidity, but that's it.

Francis:"So, how did you go in your exam?"
Hungy:"No clue, but i finished it..."

UPdate: This little bit was too good to pass up (wensi you may blame kevin):
We were discussing how pingu's name was connected to little children, like vinno.
Hungy:"...so that he can endear himself to little kids like vinno."
Wensi:"he's not little...he's pretty big..."
Kevin:"yeh exactly, wensi would know"

There vinno i posted something good about you. happy?

At lunchtime, karlgren failed at kicking a ball, but not only that also managed to kick himself over and then fell over. There was much lol. Shame no one got it on camera though, it was such a classic moment.

Oh yeah and instead of IT we got to listen to this guy talk about himself for a while, and seeing he was a writer i asked him how long does it take to write an epic story, and he said 8 months or so. So yes, expect my story to be written in 8 month's writing time. And his favourite word it affidavit. Bet you don't know what that is (first person to get it wins a prize, except if you google/wiki/dictionary it).

Then during the general at the end of the day steve was bitching about how school sucks, to which i had some great advice for dealing with:
Steve:"Man, school is raping me up the ass these days."
Hungy:"Well if you learn to enjoy it, it won't hurt as much will it."

imho, Great advice for the rest of you out there.

Oh and the newest and bestest internet speak of the day: htfugtfbbq
it stands for: hurry the fuck up and get the fucking barbeque. Enjoy

Vincent chiang - Skype - 11:36pm


"Is it wrong that I have a nail clipper in my hand.. and that I want to clip my nipples?"

..
at first I was going to find a picture of a nail clipper and a nipple. Then I realised the futility of searching for "nipple" on google

p'shaw my posts are funnier though :D

oh so I'm bored and I love lol cats.. so.. here are the funniest things I've seen in a while


more animals


more animals

OH AND ONE I MADE!

Changing the title of my posts and saying i did it is cheating and you know it stooph -.- Its like saying you're in denial. If you admit it then you're in denial, and if you deny it you're still in denial. See, cheating.

And thanks to geoff and louy i remembered today's quote o day. While on the train and discussing francis' advancement with his (imaginary) girlfriend, which did not seem to go quite well as he shaved his hair in shame (shock horror ! D:). Or maybe it did and he's just pretending. But anyway, we were trying to figure out what 8th base was, and for the record,
1st base is holding hands
2nd is making out
3rd (thanks to fong) is seeing her naked
4th is getting it on.
By logical extrapolation, we conclude that 8th base is...okay i won't post it here because i'll get flamed >_>

Anyway, the quote the quote. While on 3rd base, oj somehow managed to bring vinno into the equation...
OJ:"Hmm, i bet vinno's been to third base many times."
Hungy:"The change rooms don't count oj."
OJ:"Well, i was more thinking like porn, but okay whatever works."
Come to think of it, how does that work? Maybe he's implying that vinno works in porn movies. guess we'll never know :\

Now for the obligatory bill joke of the day (since its so rare and you know he's awesome):
The master says:
"One day, i and pi were having an argument.
so i says to pi:'You're not being rational!'
to which pi says to i:'Get Real!' "

If you don't get it, chances are your vce enter prospects are not very good.

Gawd that was a long blog. And stooph whered your rant go? o.O

Last post has 9 comments now stooph, lets see you beat that >:)

Um, since most people are *cough*idiotschool*cough* musos, there was no one at school today to leech quotes off. Instead, we have something from dawei who i promised to put this up:
为什么黑人喜欢吃白色巧克力？答案:【害怕咬到自己的手】-From David
(Highlight for answer)

Have fun if you understand it. If you don't, google may help, but whatever.

And okay manhin i'll get you your prize just gimme a sec

#1:
"I like being a retard, it makes me feel special"-Kevin

Cannot be bothered writing anything today, since i have a shitload of work to do. And first person to comment on this post will get a prize.
The second person will get a prize from the first person!
GOooooooo!

I learned some canto today, oh boy am i proud.

Today Francis was bitching about theory in the morning as usual, except since we people around him aren't as pro we took what he said in a sick way.
"Oh man, when this first started you never told me that i had to do oral with you."-Francis

Note: The following may ruin the lolz for you, but if i don't put it up francis might hate me. so: Francis actually said aural, which is completely different but since the others were all idiots and insisted that i put what they thought francis said here, whatever.

Later, steve was really happy that he'd found something amazing in our english book (maus for those who don't know). He says:
Steve:"Oh my god hungy i feel so proud! I found a swastika symbol thingy in our english book!"
Hungy:"Yes steve, you managed to find a swastika in a comic book about jews and Nazi's. Well done."

Apparently he was referring to some symbolism thing, but i didn't get it and it sounded like what you're probably thinking it sounds like.

There was another one, but i can't remember it. Goddamn memory loss.

I DON'T CARE TUNG JUST BE QUIET FOR A MOMENT.
Anyway, today was really shitty and since i'm tired and since stooph wrote something, i cbs writing anything useful.

What tung was saying before he was really loud:
Tung:"Tomorrow i'm going to the hospital."
Hungy:"Why? What for?"
Tung:"Because tomorrow, i plan to get hit by a bus."

And yes he actually said that. in his oh i'm serious voice. I loled, and that means you should too.

Day 1 I FUXING LOVE YI LING YO

I woke up at 6:40. Was late. FOSHIZZLE!!!
I didn't get to eat my 3 sesame buns D: How deplorable ._. It was so Asian, and you know.. i like.. asian shit.. like the colour pink.. asian food... TB'S ARE SO COOL


THRUST THAT PELVIS YO!

Anywho, It was a mad rush to get to school. CARS WERE FLYING PAST US, HORNS BLARING, LIGHTS GLARING WE RIPPED THROUGH THE TOWN YEAH BABY! anywho, we arrived at school and I got my ass on that awesome bus. Hey, guys.. guess what? my ass is an awesome cushion.. jealoussss much?

Anywho, I sat with Vivian Chan.. Vuvuan Chan... Bibian chan.. hell she's got so many fucking nicknames lets just call her Idiot man. So Idiot man and I sat together.. and she had this purple hair tie. Wait let me set this up into a script

Act 1 Scene 1
Vivian Idiot Man Enters, like lol did you see how I utilized the strike through the word Vivian to point out that I pretended to write down her real name and then like crossed it out for her nickname? Nifty arent I? HEHEHEHEHEHE FUXOR YOU D<

Stooph Enters

Stooph: OMG THE HAIR TIE IS PURPLE, AND OMG GWENDOLEN LIKES PURPLE AND OMG YET AGAIN, THIS CAN BE GWENDOLEN

Vivian: Totallaeee


So basically we spent our time placing "Gwendolen" in random places.. you know like on someones feet and hair and shit like that.

Im gonna skip a helluva lotta shat. We went to the 12 apostles and my face got pelted by rain and my eyes fell out of their sockets. Randoms with ponchos.. or garbage bags or whatever you want to call them were everywhere. GOD I LOVE THE RUSTLING SOUND. RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE STFU RUSTLE ASS FUCK

We got to the camp grounds.. Kangaroobie.. or Kangaboooooobie :D Anyway, Gloria, Claudia and I showered at the same time IN DIFFERENT CUBICLES OKAY?! I don't know why but all the showers were all connected, seriously I don't know why, but the plumber was probably like, LOL GIRLS SCREAMING LIKE RETARDS YAY! HAHAHA SO FUNNEH"
What happened was when one person used too much water, the other 2 had a pathetic dribble of water. When another had too much hot water, the other two cubicles were deprived of heat, and vice versa. So gloria had no water and a cold shower, I had REALLLLY hot water and a dribbling tap, Claudia had too much cold water and yeah. Gloria yelled like a man, I shrieked like a chicken, Claudia wanted her "MARMEE" you know what? MARMEE to you too D<

We were in the cabin "Newfield" I don't even get how we didnt get into the cabin called Asia.. I mean fucking comeon you ass. After our oh so comfortable showers we had to set up the dinner tables. Mrs.. something made us set up the cutlery in this pattern -> fork plate knife spoon whatever. WHAT FUCKING EVER.
I went to bed that night and got pissed off at everyone because joanne sounds like a fucking trumpet. Anywho I ran to Lakshmis room, then they scared me with ghost shit, I ran back to our cabin, went to sleep in VIV'S BED WITH VIVIAN. YAY TANTRIC LESBO SEX!!! no, sadly, it wasn't like that (Poor Katherine, got her all excited and shit, yeah we know you love Yuri shit) Funny thing was I woke up in my own bed and I could've sworn Gloria dragged me back.. but apparently no one did.. So.. umm.. WOAH ?!