Showing posts with label Sam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sam. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

About Saturday Night,

It was pretty cool. Now I haven't been updating because It's that time of the year, just past exams where I have very little reason to procrastinate and thus do not tend to write much, for better or worse. Anyway It's been a pretty packed weekend, starting with Friday, Chris Lee's party:
Long:"Chris where the hell are you guys?"
Chris:"We're at the royal botanical gardens, next to a tree."

Yes Chris Lee, how specific of you. Needless to say both Francis and Long both found themselves a tree to hang out at afterwards. Apart from that, happy birthday to Chris Lee!

Then I had work! Yes I found another job, and yes it is at another Japanese place. And yes the place is actually Japanese in the sense that there are real Japanese people in there, but more on that later. No I'm not making rice anymore, which kinda sucks.

Saturday night was craaaazy. Sam (the ladies man) decided to have a send off party for himself before he leaves for greener pastures, and being dutiful friends we rocked up and tried to get ourselves smashed. I must admit I'd never taken shots from a bar before, being a pov bastard but with so many people to embarrass myself in front of it was difficult to resist. Freaking alcohol is so damn expensive.

So I had about seven standard drinks worth of stuff, and I must say that despite my terrible tolerance (dizzyness after one), It wasn't all that bad. According to alco expert The ©Medkid™®, I haven't nearly had enough seeing as I wasn't making more than three spelling mistakes per line of typing I did, and that he himself did 12 on his first time and still tanked it. Ah well, I guess I'm just not cut out to be one of them.


Had a Bacardi 151, a Tequila and a Vodka from the bar, which I must confess tasted exactly the same to my uninitiated tongue/throat/stomach/whatever you're supposed to sample the shot with, the only difference being the degree of unpleasantness, of which the shots are listed in order of. I did cry manly tears of joy when that 151 went down though, just to celebrate ol' Sammy's birthday.

Wish shots were cheaper, as paying $15.50 for 30ml's of alcohol borders on the realm of ridiculousness. I guess they do provide the atmosphere for doing irresponsible things and the kind of things you'd never get away with, or the stuff you can but only with a lot of swank. While I'm at it I might as well pre-empt the inevitable: I take no responsibility for my actions while intoxicated. No better way for summing it up than this:
"Free is my favourite flavour."-Hanbo

It rhymes too, how's that for a motto? A happy birthday to Hanbo & Joan too while I'm at it! They successfully managed to make me stay up all night for once, and I must say days are quite short if you don't sleep them. And sleep deprivation is worse than alcohol.

Anyway I'm not paid to write these things and you're not paid to read these either so let's just leave it here for now. This holiday promises to be busy.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Abandon all hope.

No one saw the ninja edit. Hoorah.

Been sick for two weeks straight now. Boohoo.
In other news, Pugs deleted MSN AND his blog, the very quality ©Medkid™® blog. Well his blog is still there, just..on indefinite hiatus. That can't possibly be good :\

Thankfully we have some quality quotes to make up for it. I do hope you enjoy them since there's been no good updates in forever.
"Hey uh, can I have a tissue? My banana got squished inside my bag."-Sam (the playboy).

not only this, we also have John Rat who i'm sure you all sorely missed due to the severe lack of kegs/kevin bashing ever since school finished:
"Panda description of the day:"You [panda] are like Tarzan in reverse."-John

I also realise most people won't get that second quote. Oh wells.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Sam, Sam,

The ladies man. I'm good at this aren't I.

Sam:"So, you got anything cool on your blog?"
Hungy:"Yeah, go read it man, do it now."
***
Sam:"LOL."
Hungy:"See, its funny shit yeah."
Sam:"Hold on, I'm gonna go read it now."

Also, I watched Twilight eclipse today. That was funny. Made my week.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Uni

Kinda pisses me off. Anyhow I finally saw Sam, here's to celebrate:

Hungy:"So, what have you been up to?"
Sam:"Not much, just a couple of gay barbeques....wait i mean-"
Hungy:"Lol."

Figures I lol'ed.

Friday, February 5, 2010

I did notice

the lack of comments on the last post, as opposed to the one below that. It seems everyone still hates those long story driven posts after all.

Its hard to stop sharing little bits of my life with you lot though. Habit I suppose. And sometimes the need to inflate my ego a bit using boredom as a justification. For example, I survived a boxjelly sting! Well, at least I think it was a box jelly sting.

The quote the quote. As I got off the plane the following exchange happened on my phone. Sam communicated in the form of texts.
Sam:"Hey man you got a present for bread yet? 11:20pm"
Dialed Calls: Sam. Conversation time: 00:00. Time dialled, 11:40 pm
Sam:"Soz dude, i'm kinda sleeping here. 11:45pm"

And this was from the other day that I never got around to posting since its quoting myself but since I still remmeber it, it must be pretty amusing. Long found it so:
Hungy:"Oh what the hell what's wrong with this place the water tastes salty."
Long:"Man, Its called sweat."

The Vinno label is retroactively justified because vinno was the one who warned me about uni enrolment problems.