Quote Hungy/Fiber

-wensi

While I wouldn't agree on the use of that hyperbole, lets say that I also find being capped quite inconvenient and annoying. The good thing is no school for 5 days (woooo) that's like a week off school (yaaaay). The bad thing is that there will still be no internet for the first day (noooo) meaning no dota for 2 days. Well I don't actually play dota, but the point is, no intenet (oh noes). :(

A short one from Vinno, and yes this one may bore you:
"Hook me up with some year 10's please."-Vinno to fob vincent

ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs

Stooph has saw fit not to kick me off again (or more like hasn't been bothered reading it yet), i shall take the opportunity to sneak in another quote before the end.

Today is about having a vinno moment, right after missing the train. Vinno is laughing:
Hungy:"Oh Vinno, the things i do to be with you, and all you do is laugh at me!"
Vinno:"Oh Hungy, the things i do to laugh at you, and you're still with me!"

Oh and yes i wagged you homos. That's right, wagged :)

Yeah, we're quite serious about that poll, and no I didn't put it up to bully tung. sheesh. anywho, VOTE SERIOUSLY D:

After weeks of tyrannic oppression by the evil overlord stooph, the heroic resistance to her unjust dictatorship finally manages to overthrow the despot and replace the blog with its rightful owner.

Ahem.

Basically, after bit more than a week of indifference to blogging, i have finally found the inspiration to post up more pointless mindnumbingly stupid crap for your entertainment. Coincidentally, stooph found the time to put me back up, after a week and a bit of being capped and cbsness, as well as many bribes later.

The inspiration mostly comes in the form of the following quotes. Both are quite, more gooded than the usual crap, so yes, enjoy.

Steve is at lockers getting a blazer cleaning thing for shroom, blocking my way to my locker:
Hungy:"Shroom what are you doing here? Mind moving over?"
Shroom:"Oh you see, Steven here is giving me his latest sex toy. Wanna try it?"
*Steve turns around and presents pink thing*
Hungy:"Ah no i don't need some pink thing to play with myself thanks."
Steve:*Oblivious to our conversation and quite sincerely* "It works quite well actually."

James is talking about the methods book:
James:"You know, i've found quite a few errors in this maths book."
Hungy:"Just like how i've found quite a few errors in you?"
James:"Well, i guess that means there aren't many."
Hungy:"Maybe you're not good enough to. Or looking hard enough."
James:"Now that just made my day. Really."
Hungy:"Don't thank me, that's my job."

I realise putting james up is cheating, since he says plenty of interesting things which may reflect badly, but hey i need to celebrate right?
Speaking of which, stooph probably isn't going to be happy when she sees the introduction of this :\ Be prepared for another hiatus.

Look, until Hungy realises that I also am apart of this "blog", he wont get his privileges back. Yes, I am a bit conceited, a bit mean, a bit tyrannical... but hell I'm awesome.

So no one will be shutting down the blog without me, EVEN AS A JOKE. INCLUDE ME DAMMIT !!!

from your awesomeo leader - SCREW YOU D<

While its nice to know somepeople sincerely care for this blog o crap, you should know better than to believe that I, a most trustworthy and reliable person would never abandon you, the loyal reader. So, yes, its business as usual. How could you people ever doubt me for not being able to waste your time?

I realise i should probably stop annoying the people who actually read, so yes, have an apology:
"Connex sincerely apologizes for any inconviences caused."
I've always wanted to use the connex apology thing. Now only if i could tape it...oh wait, youtube!
But it seems it failed me this time. Will have to wait :\

Okay i need to be off soon so i'll dump today's quote, one of those oh snap moments:
Tim was staring at this disabled kid:
Hungy:"Tim man stop staring at hte disabled kid, i know you want to do shit to him, but that's just rat."
Tim:"Oh if you want me to stop looking at you, just say so."

I had another one, but forgot as usual\need to be going now. The rest of you have fun.

Update: Oh hey i can still edit this I think, and so it disappoints me to announce that stooph has decided to kick me off from this blog, and so yes, my involvement here is actually ending. Until she decides to change her mind anyway (highly dubious). So, ahem, i guess i'll take a well earned break from the constant pressure of blogging. Maybe i'll go start a blog away from stooph's insidious influence, maybe not.

A good day to you ^_^

though other people's blogs (hah, you thought i went excercising didn't you. Fat chance until hell freezes over), i have come to the rather disappointing but logical conclusion that this blog simply isn't up to scratch due to my lazyness/cbsness/general apathy, and hence will be shut down after this post. Its been a good pointless couple months i've spent not maintaining this blog. Yes i actually wrote good first before going back and crossing it out, so its not one of those things where it just has a line through it for emphasis.

Now you might be thoroughly disappointed (or relieved) that this blog is ending, but seeing as its the last time i'm supposed to make this special right? And that means i has a very gooded quote for you, no? Well, no actually, since this is pretty lame to begin with, I think its only fitting that we finish with a lame quote as well. Behold, today's quote, curtesy of Zack and our english teacher (Miss Carrol):
After his speech on homosexual marriage, Zack was questioned by Miss Carrol on some of the points he raised:
Ms. Carrol:"Zack, are you sure some of those facts aren't just figments of your imagination?"
Zack:"Oh no, i found them on the internet."

I'm guessing he's not just speaking for himself there.
Oh and, i'm somewhat pleasantly surprised by the number of people who actually bother read this. Still, I need to be going now, am terribly sorry. Physics writeup is more important than this blog you see....

hate wednesdays, but just as much as i hate mondays tuesdays thursdays fridays and sundays. But not saturdays, you see, saturdays are special. I get to sleep on saturdays and not have to sleep on the train and get yelled at by random aggros.

But today we actually have some decent quotes, and i'm sure your lives are more interesting than watching vinno trying to do weights anyway.
"Kevin's" classic line today, while discussing the stupidity of certain people:
"Your stupidity underwhelms me."-Kevin

Do not attempt to understand it. Just treat it as another stock one-liner to add to your growing vocabulary of excellent quotes. Now for the obligatory idiot's conversation today, while talking about idiocy again (we seem to do that alot don't we):
E.J.:"Only Karlgren can do a good Long imitation."
Hungy:"Yeah, he has a knack for imitating stupid people doing stupid things."
Long:"Ahahahahha....wait, are you implying that i'm stupid?!"
Hungy:"Oh, that took you long."

How stupid was that?

right before the start of exams. Yeah right. Actually seeing as how i finished chink yesterday, i did just that. And for those who still have chink exams (orals), visit me/dawei/henry/bill/whoever else that finished orals for a surprise.

Yes yes i hear you, enough about my life and more about the stupid things people said. Steve bitches about losing 3 marks in english orals(not chinese, unfortunately):
Steve:"Man, this sucks. I lost three freaking marks. And its all because of you goddamnit."
Hungy:"Whatever does it have to do with me? I wasn't even there when you did it."
Steve:"Because you see, three rhymes with Hungy, and that's why its all your fault."
Hungy:"Oh i see why somebody failed english."

Anyone notice the quality (or there lack of) of these quotes nowadays? And i cbs anymore. Yes hi there james, its good to know that at least you're not a complete failure by basking in the awesomeness of this pointless blog :\

No more chink for ever and ever after. yes there are still exams, but screw that. Fking cbs chink after detail study so hah, sucks to be the rest of you who haven't done it. And henry for not telling me anything, and sam for missing out on kfc.

Heres a text that i sent to sam, especially for you sam since i bet you haven't seen it yet.
"Turn on your phone man."-Hungy to sam

And heres a bunch of stuff that was said today although its all old crap it was quite...appropriate.
Alan, Peter, Roubing, everyone else who said it:"Aww man i'm so screwed/fked."
Hungy and the rest of the smartasses:"Don't worry guys, at least you won't be dying virgins."

"Hey look that guy looks like oj!"-Sam on Roubing in cadet uniform

"It's been nice knowing you, comrade."-Roubing before exams

Um, cbs. And there's no more chink. yay!.

And another quote from kegs the idiot: Regarding gen conv/detail study after i told him how easy it was:
"...and I PREPARED 300 #$@#*(&$(* QUESTIONS! Or maybe 200, BUT &@#&*($* STILL! I thought this might happen: i'm going to rock up, and they'll be like "hello.
-what colour is your hair?
-what's the atomic mass of carbon?
-what shoe size do you wear?
-what colour is your shirt?"-Kegs the idiot.

actually wait for me to update this? Oh how honoured must i be. Oh what's this i hear, you're not really and oj is just trying to get me to update mine? How sad :(

Anyway, i cbs updating this whenver i feel like, so i guess i'll update this ever second time i feel like updating it. Not that you'll notice the difference.

Hum, quotes quotes.
Dawei and vinno staring a a photo:
Dawei:"Holy shit that guy has breasts."
Vinno:"That's a chick you idiot."

Speaking of vinno, The following was written on his bio sac when i saw that he got an A+ for it, which should be theoretically impossible, considering he's vinno:
"Vinno, this has got to be some of the best stuff all year....i'm proud of how much you've grown."-Mrs. Pilkington

Lol@pilko *cough cough*

Oh yeah and theres chinese. fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
cbs.

yay my ass. I do not like school, but it seems school usually manages to produce quotes of good (or acceptable) quality for whatever reason, so i guess i'll tough it out for the sake of you, dear loyal reader as i understand how important a waste of time is.

So yes, what gavin was saying, and what Henry thought it was supposed to mean:
Gavin:"Procrastination is like masturbation."
And then at the same time:
Henry:"Because the longer you put it off the better it feels!"
Gavin:"Because it feels good at first, but then when you look at it you're screwing yourself!"

Lol gg. And note that Gavin actually told us his version first, but then henry wasn't there and made up his own conclusions. Yay.

A bit of advice for you:
Vinno:"HUNGY, PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG."
Hungy:"Well, i'll need to know it first before i can do that right?"
(yes keith said the same thing earlier, except vinno actually had a quote afterwards, so...)

Um, according to vinno,"A lack of objection equates to approval." So yes, don't blame me please.
The following is an excerpt of a conversation between Vinno (as himself) and Fiona (slightly hyper):
Vino:"...I sang a song called cecilia, [and] theres a good part in it [that goes]: "making love in the afternoon with cecilia up in my bedroom, i get up to wash my face, when i come back to bed someones taken my place". *Laughs*
Fiona:"I bet Kevin [was the one that] took your place, seeing as he's non gay."
Vino:"Who was cecilia then?"
Fiona:"Me." *Major Laughter*

I apologize in advance for any factual inaccuracies, seeing as this was a submitted quote. The moral of the story is, becareful of whos around you when you're on a high.

*Update
Vinno had a genius streak today, so heres another one from him:
Hungy:"That's a good question."
Vinno:"But not one to be answered eh?"
Hungy:"Of course, most good questions are [not mean't to be answered]."
Vinno:"Exam questions are bad then. Very, very, bad."

And hey whaddayaknow, logically it all makes sense.

Not so many have mastered the art of subtle obviousness. Well done ^_^

Anyway, heres proof:
yi-ling: I don’t understand what’s wrong with guys, I feel like they cares more about dating than studying.
Katherine: darling, what do you expect? They has hormones raging in his blood!
yi-ling: What about us? We have hormones raging in my blood too.
Katherine: Um, they have testosterone.
Yi-ling: We have oestrogen!
Katherine: They has balls.
Yi-ling: We have breasts..!!

And so you people know, you can send in your quotes and i'll take them, provided they're good enough and that i don't have anything better. And clearly this is not a thinly disguised attempt at laziness.

The Lan was on thursday. I played games.

And that's why i invite a whole bunch of you over to trash my house every now and then -.- But yes, today didn't turn out to be a total faliure, despite me only having like 6 hours of sleep before stooph n friends came and totally raided the pantry.

And then people started showing up and the room got fuller andfulller. turns out wong's randoms included tung, which multiplied the gayness of the house by like four times. Thankfully vincent actually brought his wiimote things as promised this time, so he wasn't too active in harrasing the rest of us innocent heterosexuals, being occupied by the awesomeness of wii.

I can't actually be bothered writing any more due to extreme workout thanks to cleaning house, so here's the most important stuffs:

Wall of shame: First round people who said they'd come/maybe come
Bill
Steve
Farn
Shame on you lot. :(

What happens/quotes:
"Hungy you tired me out!"-Vinno

Vincent and vic, after vincent was watching the retarded jap "broken wear" wierd thing.
Vincent:*mumbling to self*"Broken wear..."
Vic:"Your crotch." *Notice pun above*
Vincent:"That's what your mum said."
Vic:"Oh yeah? Wait...."

And i forgot the rest. Fooks none of these quotes are actually funny :\ Is it just me or have the quality of these quotes been dropping since i started this blog? D:

And keith says hi.