Quote Hungy/Fiber

Well, since post 100 was a dud, here's 101 to make up for it.

A brief summary of my day if you care:
Went to MC to walk my pet today, wasted a lot of time, bumped into Adrian and his smart friends (including hanwei-and btw we did play mao tonight, all thanks to him), waited for a train, ran around mc, got haircut, waited some more, said happy birthday to steph, went lanning and owned, waited for a train some more, went home, had a bath for the first time in years, watching anime, writing this blog, sleeping.

Quotes quotes. Since there was like everyone at steph's today, there were a shitload of good things being said. Kudos to Wong/Vincent for wearing a suit, and Jitain being himself and wearing half a suit.

While abusing James:
"Man, you have to stick up for yourself James, you can't be abused for your entire life....or wait you can, its called marriage."-Chris

Keean and I, looking at the cups.
Hungy:"Hey Keean, do you remember which one was my cup?"
Keean:"It was a blue one."
Hungy:"There are two blue ones here. Which is it?"
Keean:"Just take the one with more in it."
Genius advice people.

And there was more, but I cbs.

Causes, yes that's right.
1)100th post! Can you believe it? I've actually been at this crap for 100 or so odd posts over 4/5ish months. Stooph and Farn (and oj for a week) have filled in every now and then, but its mostly just me. So, 100th post :D
2)Happy birthday EJ! Although he's only turning 16 (zomg young), here's hoping your birthday is happy, although I know it is since I was there ^_^ Shame I didn't get to see him get surprised though, but by the time you see this it should be up on youtube somewhere, so ask around.

There was a bunch of funny shit said today, alot of which i'd forgotten. A select few:
Vinno, Francis and me wishing EJ a happy birthday (should be a youtube version up somewhere):
Hungy:"...So, Happy birthday EJ!"
Vinno:"EJ, you have a very large pe-"
Francis:"Oh shut up Vinno!"
Hungy:*to Camera*"I think he meant you have a very large 'cello'

Vinno and Francis repeated that act a few times. They did bake a cake for EJ though (Well, Francis did, and Vinno made sure it was safe to eat, apparently).

Kegs had a hatrick today, though some fairly obscure references included:
#1:(Actually, i forgot the first one. I'll get back to you on this)
#2:"If it was raining Henry, we'd all be dead about now."-Kegs
#3:"Okay, first signs of death: 9:22 PM."-Kegs, after eating Francis' cake at 9:22

Overcrowding at the bathroom, due to everyone needing to wash their hands in EJ's single bathroom. Note the laundry and toilet are in seperate rooms next to the bathroom.
Josh(or was it Matt?):"Everyone rush the bathroom, hurry!"
John:"Ah screw this, I'm going to wash my hands in the laundry."
Hungy:"Man, you guys are so picky. I'ma go toilet to fix all of my hygiene problems."
(I did actually say that, and yes it's implying what you're thinking.)

And as usual, I swear there are other good quotes, I just can't seem to remember them. :\

Tanny, if you're reading this, sorry but we didn't have enough for a foursome so now its a threesome :\

Today was twice as boring as yesterday, seeing as I only had one real transition to go to (methods) which the teacher (Drossos) or something pretty much explained in 30 minutes. And he was a PE teacher. Then he took the whiteboys and curries out to play soccer and I went up to south yarra to go eat food, kidnapping James (with Fong) along the way. I really should've wagged then, because the rest of the day was pretty boring. Except for the awesome threesome action later in the day.

After singing and being bored, our group of asians camped in the music room and played spoons. There was a lot of people (like..13 at some stage?) crowded around two tables. Even Dr. Lierse was amused at some stage. Anyway, Karlgren lost the game (sorry Kegs, but its democracy :\) since we all voted him to lose. I do take the blame for starting the vote, but still, it was everyone else's fault for being sheep. So try not to blame me, well, not too much anyway. Not that I'll lose any sleep. Ahem.

After that, I forgot to see english teacher for my exam, but instead went to the Library to form the awesome threesome with Xile and Brian. Here are some examples of what we did:
After getting our "resource packs" things in a plastic cover:
Xile:"Holy shit, a free age subscription!"
Hungy:"Holy shit, a free freddo frog!"
Brian:"Holy shit, a free plastic cover!"
---
Librarian:"So who has a topic that was in the news recently?"
Xile:"Umm...e-sports...?"
Librarian:"What? Esport?"
Xile:"Oh, you know, like, gotfrag? E-s-p-o-r-t-s?"
Librarian:"You mean slime soccer?"
---
The awesomeness continues on. A shame not much people were there :\ And they taught me all these happy tricks, like how to get control panel and how to use hotmail at school, being the leet people they are.
Until next time! (Which will be the 100th post! zomgs)

On a few good days, with a few good quotes. I'm not sure where I got the title from, no prizes for telling me.

So, today has to be a pretty good day, despite the fact that we wated so much time in the morning doing that fit to drive crap. After lunch everyone went somewhere, and I followed the Raymo kid around, who was playing his ("cute", in the words of Xile) songs that he wrote. And discovered that Xile also plays saxaphone. What a coincidence.

But it gets better, the esteemed Dr. G saw fit to let me scrape an A+ in both General exams (the marks are less inspiring, but that's not important), as well as provide Bill with a quote to describe his thoughts on the Count:
"The Count and Countess have probably 0.1% the intelligence of Doctors, although they get paid the same."-Dr. G, on the Count.
Also, Dr. G says he supports me doing Uni maths. I feel smart all of a sudden.

Afterwards, Twas even better. On the way to the trainstation, the harsh reality dawns on Kegs:
Kegs:"Why does it feel like I'm being left out...."
Hungy/Henry:"You ARE being left out."
Waited for Vinno with francis for like 15 minutes at Boxhill for no apparent reason. But good things seem to happen from bad stuff, like so: I had 45cents, and was almost crying (not really) because I couldn't get a softserve. Then Francis, being as awesome as he is, finds 5c on the gound, so that I could buy a cone. And then, the lady gives me another 10c in change. How awesome is that, we just made a 15c profit! 15 whole cents! Holy shit.

Then Vinno showed up, and we were sad :\

After such a long pointless rant, here's another witty one liner courtesy of Steve/Kevin:
Hungy:"What's with you Kevin, you seem so happy nowadays."
Kevin:"Oh you know, post exam afterglow. Its like, the feeling you get after you have sex."
Steve:"I don't know what you do when you have sex, but we sure as hell don't glow after it."

Oh and, To let you guys know, Vinno got diagnosed with cancer today (serious), so don't be too tight to him (Yes i'm a hypocrite). ANd its a bit sensitive, so he might not talk about it either.

Doesn't it make you wonder why they give me a title to put shit in at all since i never use it for anything useful?

Anyway, I Have now finished chink exams (along with all the other cool people), so that's the end of that. Rawr. Much happies. And I will go to dinner now, but before I'll leave you with an exerpt of our Long discussion (Oh the punnieness. I'm getting pretty good at this).

Dawei was saying something about Long being an multilingual name:
Dawei:"Long can mean different things in Viet and Irish. Or maybe its Chinese and Scottish."
Hungy:"What? Irish? Scottish? How?"
Francis:"You know, like long is a word in english and means long?"
Hungy:"What? Oh, right yeah."
Kevin:"Yeah, because you don't think of that meaning when people say long...because he isn't."
(Yes the conversation isn't funny (for most people), but its just to give you an idea of what we were saying. Not that it matters if you don't get the joke because you won't get the next bit either :\)
-A while later-
Bill:"...Yeah, although he's pretty tall for a Viet."
Kevin:"That's tight. But hilarious nonetheless."
Hungy:"Yeah, you should stop bagging Long now. That's just low."
Francis:"Puntastic."
-A even longer while later-
(actualyl i can't remember. THe little fob kid said something, but oh well. When i remember then)

Apologies to the people i said i'd go study chink with. Due to some idiots at school and because I managed to lose my phone at aunts place, I went home and slept after exams :\ Oh yeah and I ate food too. And dota as well. Yes dota, for the lack of anything else to do. That's how bored i was.

Well, now that exams are over (No they're not, but nobody cares about 3/4's, especially if its chinese) and so is chinese school ( what a coincidence), lets have a look at the tally:
Hungy: 1
Exams: 7 (+1)
Statistical breakdown:
Hungy: Ripped physics. Bullshitted my way through the questions that I didn't know how to do, finished in 30 minutes and then did all the detail studies because I was that bored. Yes I like to brag.
Exams: Everything else. Oh joy. Gfg. No i don't like to elaborate on screwups.
Afterwards, I saw Matt Guanadi (Matt Guanadi!) go to EB (EB games!) to buy a game (Buy a game!).

Today's quote belongs to fat Quy (the dodgy viet kid):
"I'm not fat......oh fine I am fat."-Quy
Why so fat for?

I am that fucking bored of studying. GL everyone except for people I don't like.. communists included *cough*.. damn the bird flu

Not has working aircon. :( But then again, its not so suffocatingly warm now, so its not too bad. A few random things which prompted me to write again (thanks to your unwavering support, dear readers. May or maynot indicate sarcasm ^_^).
Firstly:
Exams are mostly over. The most annoying ones are gone. Most annoying being
1. English
2. Chem
3. Methods.

And I had a 3/4 today which I remember last night, but nobody cares about IT anyway. Now i'm off to waste some more time before study. Or maybe just waste some more time.

Oh yeah almost forgot. With exam stress being the norm these days, no one rarely says anything funny. yes that's my new excuse, get used to it.
Before methods:
Daniel:"Man jimmy you're gonna fail this shit. You don't even have a cheatsheet!"
Jimmy:"What are you on about? I'm a walking talking cheatsheet."
Daniel:"Maybe just the walking and talking and cheatings parts."

After IT, Steve vs Peter:
Steve:"Ah my nose is all red due to sniffing and shitty tissues."
Peter:"Hah, I have good tissues."
Steve:"Well sorry Mr. 3-ply."

Personally, I like what daniel n jimmy were saying better.

And i almost forgot: Tung is still a sleaze bag ^_^
Keep up the good work

Whether I like it or not, it has recently dawned on me that exams are just a weekend away, meaning they are next week. (!)
And seeing as there seems to be a general reduction in already limited readership of this blog, I can't really be bothered writing again. Proof: I started this at like 4, finishing like, Now.
So to achieve enlightenment like a certain idiot (kevin) has, I deleted msn to make sure I actually study. Maybe not, but at least I'll waste less time socializing and more time doing nothing.

No quotes since I cannot be bothered and theres a serious lack of quality ones. But you can have this thing vinno found on the internet (may or maynot be new). Quite appropriate given the recent change in American politics, not that it has any relevances or that you care:

If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

Untill the end of exams (or when something really funny comes up)

are the source of all goodness. Did you really think I was going to write a racist commentary? Well too bad, I am. Sort of. Black people are the source of all the world's goodness probably because they have the eye for the best things to steal. So you can generally count on anything black people have to be the most expensive/goodest things. Unless they're in Ethiopia or some 3rd world country where there's nobody making anything for them to steal. Poor people.

Proof! Where's the proof you say. Don't worry, i would never make any claim without proof. My black buddy says:
"I thought the only reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex."-Samitha

And what an undeniable truth of the world it is. Succinct and accurate, the epitome of black intelligence. Perhaps a cautionary tale to our readers of the fairer sex? (hah, i'm wishing. And no vinno you don't count)

Meaning two things.
1) Not a good day = No good quotes
2) Crappy day= crappy quote
3) Crappy quote = vinno quote

Yes, i can't count.

"...but on the bright side, I just had a really satisfying pee..."-Vinno

4) Oh and, i cbs making up some random crap to go with this.
But you guys can have some FREE SNOW CONES

Make sure you check out the free snow comes before reading this next one
"...its like saying :"free asian [while holding vincent by the collar]" while standing outside mhs, then "there's more inside". Or a less homosexual alternative, "free water" while standing next to a toliet"-Kegs on free snow cones