Quote Hungy/Fiber

How could I have forgotten? No that's not a quote.
In order of awesomeness:

#1:
"There's no pretense here. I'm totally self absorbed and deeply shallow."-Fiyero
Fiyero is now my favourite play character. Even better than Prince Charming

#2:
Unison:"My roommate is..."
Galinda:"...is unusuallyexceedinglypeculiarandalltogetherquiteimpossibleto describe...."
Elphaba:"Blonde."
Holy shit, ownage.

#3:
"I hope you prove me wrong. But i doubt you will."-Madame Morrible
another quote of gg with thanks to viv.
Maybe more to come, if i can remember them :\

#4 (By Ying):
Citizen: "I hear her soul is so unclean! Pure water can MELT her!"
Fiyero: "WHAT?!"
Citizen: "Melt her!!"
All Citizens: "Please, SOMEBODY go and MELT HER!!!"
Fiyero:*Aside to Glinda*"Did you hear that? water can MELT her? people are so empty headed these days, they'll believe anything!"

So, two posts today. Count this as your new year's present, dear readers ^_^

Check whoever wrote the blog post at the bottom (infront of where it says time posted) before giving your random spam comments, else my cousin may visit pain on you :) Not that she posts for most of the year, but anyway

Again, sorry for ditching you for so long. But there has been nothing funny for a while since i've been stuck at home. (there was one concerning me an pugs getting pregnant, remind me to go get it off him). So anyway, i now present to you, a stupid quote again by Alex Tung:
Tung:"hey do you have Chris Thams number?"
Hungy:"Yeah. Does that Make me a stalker?"*
Tung:"No, it makes both of us stalkers. Now give me the damn number."
*Note: Most people wont get this, but that's only because I had chris' number under "sam's scotchie friend" way back in year 9 before we met since sam used his phone to call me once. But anyway.

Happy new year nubs ^_^

This apparently happened to my cousins friends family friend.... SO.. HERE WE GO

Dot's family friend was driving at night.. I don't know why.. anywho, she pulled over to get something out of her car and then went back to the drivers seat. Apparently, when she was just about to go back to first gear, she saw like a lady sitting next to her going "hey can you give me a lift?" and dots family friend is like.. yeah sure..

So as they're driving she keeps glancing at her from her peripherals.. and realises that its a dude with a wig.. right yeah funny? no not yet.

The family friend of dot goes "uh, i left my melways in the boot can you go get it?" so the lady-man, man-lady whatever you choose..got out of the car and at that second dot's family friend drove off.

When she finally got home.. she realised there was an axe on the passenger seats at the back..


WTF SO FUCKING CREEPY.

Since you were all looking for stuff to give me as a present right? ^_^ and it was really really dull and boring for me. Anyway, here is a slightly misquoted quote from kegs.

Kegs:"My dad gave me a box with a print out of an mp3 player, it had bubble wrap wrapped around it too. Sigh, asian parents."
Hungy:"Hahhahahah. Ahahahhahahaha. Was the disguise...effective? I have to try it some day."
Kegs:"Err no. I just said...you're still bidding it on ebay aren't you?"
Hungy:"Oh shit."

^_^ And merry christmas/happy new year nubs.

Edit: Francis was in a shit mood due to headache and eating forbidden cherries.
"I feel gay."-Francis
The gayness overpowering him? He went to sleep shortly afterwards.
Edit #2:You guys need to say this shit earlier, so i don't have to keep coming back and editing this :\ This is vincent while organising a lan:
"Awesome you're coming. That makes four. Two's company, three's a crowd, four is a lan."-Vincent

Mong the asian turned white turned black turned white turned banana is at it again. We take our eyes off him for about 3 weeks in the holidays, and look what he's gotten himself into:
"Hey, help us beat the final boss in CS-Xile Wang"-Mong

There there, its okay to have your ass handed to you. We've all experienced it sometime.
Cbs story, but there was ice skating today and people were there.

What do these people have in common? They brought you today's quotes! Go thank them ^_^

Viv and I were talking about stuff.....you'll see:
Hungy:"...remember the guy who dreamt he ated a giant mushroom?"
Viv:"Oooh yeah. I'm going to go put sushi in my pillow now."
While not as hilarious as such, the idea here is definately 100% pure genius.

Steve says, in response to last post (for those who don't read comments):
"If hungy quoting himself is equivalent to Vino watching himself jack off, and since Hungy usually quotes other people...does that imply that Vino usually watches other people jack off?"-Steve
QFT people, QFT. Or maybe we should just say that Vinno prefers to star in some home made pr0n sometimes instead of watching other people, since he probably gets jealous.

OJ begs Hungy for food(and you're sitting there going what the hell is wrong with this kid):
Hungy (8:10 PM):"I have sushi now."
OJ (8:56 PM):"Lol, gimme some."
Hungy (8:57 PM):"Only about 45 minutes late. Guess what hungy did to the sushi in 45 minutes."
OJ (8:57 PM):"Sif finish it all already!"

Wonder how that would taste. Awful probably, but it would be just like OJ on a roll, which he is tonight.

Today was a dud, so lets not talk about it.
The quote, by a certain guy who apparently discovered wow in year 12 and hence got an ENTER of 55. Current dropped out of uni and is still playing wow with his wow girlfriend. Anyway since i don't know him, i'll stop dissing him now:
"Cure STD's with bullets to the groin"-John Ni, the guy who played WoW.

Nobody look at stooph please, she might stab me.

Then, oj's turn, discussing virtual girlfriends:
OJ:"...not even inflatable or anything..."
Hungy:"That's what she said."
Apologies if you're female, but unfortunately I am sexist, just like how my cousin is racist.
Later, OJ bitching about his/my quote:
"Sif you can quote yourself, that's like Vino watching himself jack off."-OJ
Exactly right OJ, and I bet Vinno enjoys it too.

Now you're probably wondering what the first guy has anything to do with anything, especially OJ. Basically, OJ passed the quote on to me. Wheeeeeee

Yes, thank you all, no the pleasure is all mine, yes, thank you, no don't worry about that. Fact is folks, I am now Famous, since my name is featured in not just one, but two (2!) widely read newspapers in all of Australia. So once again, thank you all dear readers for you support over these months, I will not forget you and everything you've done for me.
Except, so was pretty much everyone else who did a half decent job in the state :( But anyway, that doesn't change the fact that i'm signing autographs. Kindly ask and you shall receive ^_^

Disclaimer: I do understand that some people who didn't get quite as good will hate me for doing this, but...well, there's always next year. Unless you're year 12, but then that's too bad :\

Today was a very stupid day. Woke up early to go lan, found out lan doesn't open till 11, then waited till 12 and still no one opening the place. I hereby call for a boycott of the boxhill VA untill they fix their false advertising.
Then badminton. Oh lord, the ownage was unbelievable. I'm going to stop there. No I don't play sport for your reference, its just a coincidence that my foot is dead right about now.
Then steve said this, and twas funny:
"Hey look, something white is coming off the [shuttle]cock!"-Steve

Edit: Oh yeah, and thanks to clare for free food ^_^ (Though, it wasn't really free :\ And where's my pocky?). That made my day too, plus I got to practise the sick lines i learned on monday :)

Later, in an autograph swapping session with mh:
"My ENTER honeymoon period will soon be usurped by Bill..."-Man Hin(Chewy), contemplating the fate of his semi-decent ENTER, seeing as it won't be long before a certain someone gets his...

Let me start off with something of an epiphany that dawned on me today:
There is no better feeling than knowing you'll fail something, failing it and not giving a damn afterwards.-Hungy on his results.

For those that care but are somehow blind since this is in my msn name as well,
IT Software Dev.-40
Chink SLA-42

The next paragraph is optional reading.
I was really surprised to get such a happy mark for chink, and the happiness is multiplied since i epic fail IT but i knew it was coming and I still failed and now I still don't care. YAAAAAY.
A bit ectastic, but ahem. I'm allowed to be, considering I cruised all year and still got such shitty marks which I don't care about. Except Chinese, which I guess means I paid my tutor enough since she's an examiner ^_^. Anyway, enough enthusiasm.

Saw twilight today. Was the funniest movie I've seen in a while, although it was probably unintentional. I mean, the acting was so bad, it was funny. And the fact that the main guy looks like a brick doesn't help, it also made me want to check out all the other guys who were in the movie since I really thought they needed to replace him. Oh but he did spout a few sick lines:
"I like watching you sleep. Its fascinating."
"You're like my personal heorin."-Best pickup line ever?
There were others, but you can watch them yourself.
Oh and, supermassive blackhole by Muse was played in the movie. How friggin awesome is that? Reminds me of that movie that everyone watched because it had numb (LP) in it. Go watch, now.

Happy bday to Wong/James. Congrats to OJ on his promotion (3 years late though). To those who got a shitty mark for chink, my condolences from stealing your good mark away from you :\

John says, in response to my stealing good mark comment:
"I'm glad i could help YOU score well."-John, very exasperated after getting bad.

Sorry john >.<

because my name is Hungy, and my blog is (probably) better than yours. That's all there is to it Vincent (the fob one).

Anyway, since there still no sign of cousin stooph's lan post, I shall write something to fill in while she's not here, as to satisfy you impatient lot out there.

Today, steve was bitching about not having anything sporty to do, and so I suggested some cybersports to keep him occupied. He did not like the idea, as made evident when he said:
"Cybersports are not sports, just like chess and wanking."-Steve
Damn those tanky elitist real sport bastards.

And to cousin farn if you read this, we feel your pain and wish to express our sincere condolences towards your predicament.

I really should stop this, its bad for my image :\

But anyway, a minute of silence for pug's hdd that just left him for heaven. He was quoted saying while trying to rescue the valuables:
"Are you sure you want to delete these 5, 546 items?"-Kevin

5 line posts ftw.

for stooph to make a lan post. So here is one that's not about lan.

Chrstopher Lee is the most successful joker ever. In fact, he's so successful, he even managed to confuse himself!
Excerpt:
Hungy:"So, how's Hong Kong?"
Chris:"I'm not in Hong Kong...."
Hungy:"What? But you said you were before!"
Chris:"..."
Hungy:"..."
Chris:"Oh yeah I am, sorry I forgot."
Hungy:"Man, what are you trying to pull?
Chris:"I am a jokester!"

No story today either.

Well, its not really asian fail, since He got an N and had to go back to school, but this year 10 kid who was badgering me for my books before came to me and said:
"Lol, I went to school today cause of an N on my report and while cleaning out lockers i got the colonial gothic collection english book AND the bio book."-Louy the year10 kid.

Maybe next year we should try that too!
Oh wait, we're year 12 next year.

Short one today, cbs making up a story

Edit: Oh yeah, and yesterday's quote that I couoldn't remember.
Cousin stooph has said this many times, but it only made an impression yesterday when Jitain shot her and she was angry, so she says:
"I'm racist and you're black!"-Stooph to Jitain

Foreword:
Zomg I got some comments! I feel the urge to write something pointless again overpowering me.
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In memory of a musical at a certain high school. And cousin farn.
Happy birthday to Wensi, although its not her birthday but she had a party. Happy birthday also to Dawei, who has his birthday but no party.

Party today was pretty awesome, I mean it was a McDonald's. How could it not be awesome? Even the waitress was caught saying:
"So you guys know, we usually do this sort of thing for 5 year olds, so um...yes, enjoy!"-The waitress at maccas.

Oh but before that happened, we saw a certain musical at a high school which I don't care to name, lest people like Karlgren would compare me to Josh Wong (not that its a bad thing, just, you know...). Afterwards we people who rocked up in suits formed our very own boyband, musical style. Ask Wong/lurk facebook for the pictures.

And in case you're wondering, yes we did go to Maccas in suits. Truly the experience of a lifetime. We also did climb around the playgrounds like 5 year olds. Let me say getting stuck in the pipeslidething isn't a good idea:
Kevin:"Get your crotch out of my face!"
Hungy:"Get your face out of my crotch!"

In case you're worrying vinno, He did do that, eventually.

In order to boost my post count, yes I am resorting to posting more than once a day instead of editing the old post, but what the hell. I'm sure people like Francis will be happy.

Anyway, after waking up and going to school (you're going omgwtf right now), then went to lan in the city we finally met cousin stooph who was busy eating. Much funnies was had. Then i went to box hill to lan some more in order to feed my addiction, although victor promptly handed my ass to me in dota with an apm of like 240 (come on you freaks, i know you know what that means). I did beat him in denies though before my time ran out :D

So while Tung was drinking a rather dodgy looking cup of milk tea (it was very bright green), stooph couldn't help but make this comment:
"Man, when you go pissing tonight, don't blame us if your pee starts glowing in the dark."-Stooph

And heres one dedicated to Wong. Wong, you have OJ/Stooph/Tung/Clare to thank for this one. OJ was fixing his torch by taking it apart and putting it back together:
Hungy:"Hey man this came out of your torch. You sure its okay?"
Clare:"Why're you taking your torch apart anyway?"
OJ:"Because my torch is broken."
Tung:"His torch is broken."
Stooph:"And bent too. Man your torch is crooked, what did you do to it?"

It's kind of hard to explain, but OJ had this army torch thing that was bend on one end so he can hang it off his bag or something. I'll get a picture up eventually (fat chance).

Finally, one by Francis:
Hungy:"Francis, why didn't you take me pimping with you today?!"
Francis:"Because it was an all guys thing. Unless of course, you swing that way."

start posting more often, that will get more people to read this regularly? Seeings as how in the first months there were like 25 posts per month, and now theres only 15-ish, no one comes. And sincei don't really have anything to write, have something stolen by Quy from some other site:

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This post was partly inspired by Fancis:
"Man, I refreshed every minute just to see if I made it on the blog."-Francis, on this blog.
Congratulations Francis, you made it ^_^

So, this year's speech night was a pretty big failure. even more so than last years. At least we got to sing about sex machines and loudly in German, which is always a plus (damn those nazis in the singing department). The turnout was so bad...but i guess you didn't really want a report on all of speech night.

Highlights:
Hungy and Henry starts the traditional round of applause after the orchestra tunes their instruments. Although usually a job for idiot year 9's, this year I guess they were too dud to do it, so we had to help them. A great success as usual.

People forget the lyrics during the hallelujah song. A shame they remembered afterwards though. And the totally last second improv clicking by everyone, well done.

Mong and fatcwoft were featured on the yearly photo slideshow.

Nobody in the students' seats stood up during the procession when the teachers left the stadium, even though everyone else, the year11s and parents did (we just sat there going "oops"). Orchestra didn't either :D

Apart from that, it was more or less the same as every year (pretty boring).

The other monumentous reason for blog:
The 4 ex-balwyn alp people were on the same train for the first time in nearly 3 years(!)!
Steve/Bill/Me/Oj coincidentally took the same train together, although we did not realise until after when me/bill/oj got picked up at the same spot. We wonder if steve has realised. I think we need to celebrate with something for achieving such a rare feat.

The quote:
Hungy:"Hey Jack, why're your fingers all bandaged up?"
Jack:"Oh I punched too hard."
Hungy:"Oh...wait, don't you use your knuckles to punch things?"
Jack:"Yeah, it was a controller."