Quote Hungy/Fiber

That I missed a christmas/new years blog. But lets be honest here, whoop de doo, who really cares? I don't at least. I'd assume that the lot of you who're reading this (which is an assumption in itself....hmmm) would probably have recieved many messages of merry christmas and happy new year and whatnot, so it doesn't really make a difference if I wish you one. Makes me wonder why I'm even commenting on this since this really is a waste of time. Then again this is a great waste of time, not that I have all that much of an urge to waste any. Only because Oblivion keeps crashing due to the 60 or so mods I've installed into it :\

Anyhow, happy birthday nubs, you know who you are. Here's a quote by one of them while at said nub's party sort of thing that was really fail, and only because we haven't seen any of him in months and I'm sure you all miss him (the poor kid):
Vinno:"Hey."
Hungy:"Wrong toilet."
Vinno:"Oh...uh, good!"

Yeah I'm a real lazy ass, and like I say, sue me. Peace out. Oh and I really envy you lot who're going/have gone somewhere.

And a merry new year. In closing, this day marks your 25th birthday and your complete independence from Thatcher and co." Aren't you amazed by the rapid update speed? It almost harks back to a time where I was a froob like some of you out there with no life so I spend my time updating this all the time. Not that that was supposed to imply anything. I love all of you. Okay I lie, some of you.

Anyway, today I went to buy a TV with dad right, and we asked for this 40" TV (sorry stooph, dad was stingy and wouldn't let us have an 50" D:) But it gets better. So we waited for like 40 minutes at the pickup place right, and after a while:
"Hey, do you mind if your TV is a bit...large?"-The delivery dude.
It was like boost all over again. We ended up with a 46" because they couldn't find a 40" TV. For the same price too :D :D Dad was happy.

Later, talking about that...whaddayacallit...oh yeah, VCE. Maggie sez:
Maggie:"Why are you so asian?"
Hungy:"Um...my parents are asian?"
Maggie:"I suppose if you put it that way, there is a good chance that you're asian isn't there..."

Probably destined so spend tonight (christmas eve) at some family/friends place, hence here's an early shoutout to the rest of you. A seasonal greeting to you all. Har har.

Man, I hate you people who constantly update your blogs. I mean, I love how you write about your life and it gives me something to read while I'm bored and lets me legitly stalk you and all, but like, the rate of the updates makes this place look bad now that its holidays and I have very little to talk about. I could probably write more but you'd find that a chore to read (I find this a chore to write).

Anyhow, its been a week since then, and some people (panda) haven't improved at all. Other people (John) seem to get rattier by the moment, and others still began to take their first step down the path of rat mastery (kegs). Let me illustrate:
Kegs:"So Kevin, do you watch gay porn or straight porn?"
Kevin:"...straight porn...."
John:"Its because there are guys in it isn't it."

Apart from that, there was like, steak, except, It wasn't at the place where we had once walked past every day for four years or so, and we were sad. But that's not really important since we ate steak then Yunghan being the rat kid he is, ended up tipping a whopping $.70. Yeah that's 70 cents alright. The waiter was so depressed when we made him take a picture for us in the end. Oh and, there was this moment right where Steve was fully sprinting around Spencer street station looking for us who were supposed to be there already waiting for him. And we were there, except in our formal gear (idea belongs to pugs), we blended in with the businessmen crew who were walking around, thus foiling his senses. We indeed are the masters of stealth and ah can't be stuffed. Why am I talking about this anyway, oh wait it's just that a dream that I've had for four years has finally been fulfilled ^_^ Partially.

Also, other people (vino?) went to see avatar and bought back these 3-D glasses things. Steve tried them on:
"So like, do you see everything in 3-D now?"-Xile

Yeah I have this cramp and my dad doesn't want to buy me a laptop. Life sucks.

I am not entirely pleased with the outcome of yesterday's so called 'vce results' statement thingy that was shoved in my face once again as I collected junk from my mailbox. Bloody Sam Liu, he knows what i'm talking about. Then again I suppose I'll never be entirely pleased since my parents will never be entirely pleased until I'm lording over the monkeys (in a metaphorical sense) in some desert island. Anyway enough bitching since being the arrogant bastard I am I probably have less reason to bitch than the most of you out there, so like, yeah. I hope you don't get too pissed off for whatever reason, in the interests of both of our well being.

Today was eventful, seeing as some noob named Vinno decided to make an event which caused weekly badminton by Kevin to be pushed back to today which caused me to miss out since I was preoccupied, all of which was inspired by Steve's idle fantasies a of going to beach with girls a few months earlier while we were still under the spell of the evil, evil institutes which administers the VCE. 'You qualify for the VCE.' My ass I wanna qualify for the VCE.

The quote the quote, and you'll find that its very good, since cousin stooph was the one who has kindly provided us with it. On warcraft:
Stooph:"What do you call those creatures, you know, the ones with the odd ears and horse legs?"
Charles:"Um...Tauren?"
Stooph:"Dranei! That's the one!"
She is good, isn't she.

CBF writing more. In what is a first in my life, all of my broadshorts are too big for me :(

Oh and, congrats folks for making it. You are now rid of the most annoying part of this grind called life. I heartly welcome you to badger me for a more personal congratulations, if you haven't already recieved one. To the rest of you froobs still stuck in the limbo between boredom and hell (aka year 11), I laugh at you.

Go on, bite your thumb at thee.

Pretty uneventful so far. I mean well, sure i did heaps of shit since presentation night (like lan every day for 3 days for about 6 hours and lanparities and movies and sport and whatnot), but nothing of the kind that i'll remember in 40 years time. Well okay I lie, but anyway, nothing really realllly outstanding that you'd care about anyway.

Life isn't as interesting without cousin stooph I suppose, and this being the first post without her guiding light, lets hope that it is as interesting as it will be without her. But then again, who am I trying to convince. Believe me when I say that I'd originally planned to write heaps more, but since you cannot be bothered and I cannot be bothered, lets just end this misery here. The panic has still yet to kick in so therefore i'm still like 'eh cbs' atm :)

Here is one sexy dog.

Oh, so like I was talking to John about computers and shit yeah, and he goes,
"Ahaha, Vaios exude sex."-Jonathan
They sure do John, they sure do.

That's all for today folks. Hope you haven't missed me too much. And if you've missed cousin stooph (more likely), you'll see that she has a new place and you can find it down by the wtflol blog links bit in the bottom right :)

Well, boys and girls, it's been almost two years since the beginning of this place (more like 1 and a half, rounded up), and I must say this has been a most interesting and rewarding experience. Well okay that's a lie, more like a drag on both my time and yours, but what can I say, I was persistent.

But as is the nature of things, everything must come to an end. Much like valedictory last night signalled the end of my highschooling years, the more preceptive of you may have noticed that our most beloved cousin Stooph has lost interest in this blog and moved on to bigger and better things. Where or what I cannot say, but best of luck to our dear cousin out there in whatever you do, signed, the readers of this blog (see what i didi there).

If you go back to the very beginning, you'll notice that it was her idea (and a bit of tung, but no one cares about him) and mostly her blog, despite my writing. Without, it feels kind of...not so fibercakes. Not sure if I can will my disappearing urges to blog anymore after this, but we'll see. Perhaps inspiration might strike me and I'll continue wasting your time with some more pointless crap under a different name.

Anyway, just like everything, Last night (2 nights ago by the time you read this), we have officially concluded our involvement with melbourne high. But not without 'leaving our mark on the school', as the whiteboys were saying. So what happened was they sang this song that bagged out all the teachers who deserved it, and then all those teachers decided to storm out and not come back. And well, we being us, just sat there and kept eating.
They came back eventually though (wood did anyway) and continued to bagg the whitekids. And the physics kids (lol Krishna).
I forgot the quote again, how surprising. I guess I'll have to make up for it later. But what I do remember is Dr. Prideaux's speechnight gimmick:
Dr. Prideaux:"All the tall people to the rear, normal people in the middle, and still growing people infront."

That's all folks, I feel oddly....free...

To everyone who prsetned themselves today. Thanks to your combined efforts, I am now officially capped until the end of the month and will enjoy the benefits of ultra low speed internet until then.

And Pugs, I've got your usb if you didn't realise already. Probs hand it to you at school tmr.

So we like, tried to play something with people, and it failed. Charles the wagger never showed up due to WoWing until 5am on the day and probably woke up stoned or something, so people were left with david's copy of super mario to play on the Wii. No one could get co-ordinated, and rapid disconnections due to mum's ins and outs managed to crash about 5 games of dota before people gave up. It wasn't till about 8pm when most people left, that we finally managed to get a proper game finished. But you don't care about that, what you're more interested in is our 4 player game of Starcraft compstomping, which was a bitch to setup due to Vic's laptop (which vince was playing on) repeatedly overheating and randomnly freezing. Zerg rushes are epic. The overheat problem was overcome by placing ice bricks under his laptop (he doesn't know though, so do me a favour and not tell him :D). When we finally all got into it, the following conversation occured:
Kevin:"Vince, you're lagging like shit."
Vince:"Don't worry guys, you're all lagging like shit too."
Somebody break it to the poor guy...

Thanks to pugs for staying at my place till 12AM the next day.

That was yesterday. Today, I woke early to watch the next installment in the epic twilight saga. I have to say, it was a huge letdown (not that I was expecting much), but still, unlike the original there were no memorable lines, the music was totally inappropriate and laughable, main characters still unsightly (they don't seem to get it though) compared to supporting cast, the list goes on. It was enjoyable ruining it for other movie goers though :D

Afterwards, I found 99% lindt(!!!!!) at last. It tastes awesome, and the wrapping was...impeccable. Should be a few pictures floating around somewhere for the professional stalkers, but for the rest of you, I strongly encourage you to go get some. It is truly the chocolate of real men.

Wow, so like, its all over. Finally huh. Today was a really good day. And like, I feel like quoting...what was her name...Fiyero's love interest:
Glinda:"Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true!"
Yes its out of context, but we'll ignore the pansy pretense part :D Since happy I am. I had instant noodles for dinner.

I was gonna put this up the other day, but forgot. So like I was seeing Dr. G at school right, and no one else was there since nobody's as sad as me, except the nooby year 10's who don't know how lucky they are (James Ting, for example, gets to watch Ghilbi films in jap class o.o) Anyway Ruw was there too, and he was making a killing by ripping off nooby year 11's...okay so it was more like selling his textbooks n stuff, but yeah. Then Mr. Bull walks into the maths department, gossiping with some other maths teachers:
Mr. Bull:"Have you heard about the student who had a relationship with his teacher?"
Ruw:"Oh shit they're on to me..."
Go man, go.

And my final exam was held at the Royal Exhibition Building, the very same place where I sat my Melbourne High entrance exam (next to Victor, and behind the kid who broke his coke). How fitting eh?

that its 41 degrees in Sydney today, but 21 the day after that? No you didn't because you didn't need to, but now you do.

Anyway I was going to write this ages ago but continually ceebsed due to reasons that viv very aptly put into words:
Viv:"Even though a lot is going on now, i think i kept blogging because it helped me procrastinate and to get away from work."
That counts as a quote right?

And well, I still have school for those who I've seen about. And I even saw Samitha, who put it a little along the lines of:
Samitha:"Now that school's over, I don't mind coming anymore. Seems like I spend more time at school nowadays than well...during school."
You're black Samitha bud, we hear ya.

Thanks a bunch to everyone who cared last night and making it great. Its appreciated :) No thanks for the giggling though.

end of exams for 99% of homos blah blah and 99% of the rest of you. Everyone loves tasmania jones and hates voxi and blah blah blah i really can't be bothered since i was supposed to go and post this up to celebrate end of chem but ended up going to lan and cod 6 and it was good so i went and got it today and was playing that for a while now i'm tired and cbs and argh....ceeeeeebs.

Damn i screwed up my life.

And its STILL not over yet. Goddamn.

So Nixon and I ended up debating about the characteristics of white people yet again, and then as always it turned out like:
Hungy:"White people suck. You have people like....greening."
Nixon:"He's not white, he's asian."
Hungy:"What!? We don't want him. He's not asian he's white, he even says so himself."
Nixon:"Well, does he look white to you? We don't want him either, just because he's trash doesn't mean you can dump him on us."
Hungy:"Well, fine. He can be...uh, Korean then."
Nixon:"Yeah okay."

And to the rest of you who haven't finished, I feel your pain...and probably for a whole lot longer than you guys will be feeling it :(

On a brighter note, VCE is over! Wheeeeeeeew!
Until the results come out that is. Oh shit.

HEY PEOPLE :D

I don't know, this seems a bit early but since ill be going to hk jp soon... i'd like some plane letters/parcels? :D

THE BEST ONE WILL GET THE BEST PRESENT (School friends will get one anyway :] )

As you may or may not have noticed, Kegs has updated his blog for the first time in about 10 months, which is the same as the time since I last started playing navyfield. yes i'm sad and back to playing 2d battleships. Point is, we bring you this special triple fizix trio update today since Kegs decided to revive the comic and stuff.

Yes he posted on his blog already since i was lazy, but well its not my fault. Besides, you'd rather see it here than having to click on 'the other idiot's blog' right? Right? And besides, everybody loves super special triple editions.

Anyway, a quick rehash on our heroes since we last saw them.

And now, the latest adventures of our heroic fizix trio, composed of the great leader Hungy, the idiotic Kegs, and the pandaren...well, Panda.
Firstly, a little commentry on how people work:

Work as in...work, you know?

Next up is exam study technique. We can all see which is the best method here:


Pwn noobs and still win? That sounds like a deal to me.

And you lot down in the 4square courts will undoubtly remember this discussion. As always, Kevin volunteers to be the test subject due to public consensus.


Hope you enjoyed this special edition. And also, Kevin you owe me some oreo brownies.

Biology exam.. wow. WOW. You could not have fallen further from.. well I don't know what from but you can just suck my god damn CORK. yeah, thats right cork.

What in god's name possessed you to be this fkn retarded? DO YOU JUST WANT TO RAPE ME NOW? BECAUSE HELL, AFTER THAT SHIT YOU DISHED OUT I'M ALL FOR IT. GOD. FUCK YOU.

Explain the process of binary fission. EXCUSE ME? EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! WHERE IN THE STUDY DESIGN DOES IT TALK ABOUT THAT?! MORE TO THE POINT GET YOUR ASS HOLE "CHIEF EXAMINER" TO REVISE THE FAGGOTRY OF A BOOK "NATURE OF BIOLOGY"

N. O . B. YEAH you're a fkn nob. ASSHOLE.

I mean give me questions like this shit
"PATIENT X (For Xtremely gay no doubt)" HAS BREAST CANCER. WHUR DUR DUR, WHAT DO YOU DO?!

It was horrid. I was like oh shit, this is dumb
questions like:
"so and so said humans were at the high of controlling the environment"
DOES THAT MEAN NATURAL SELECTION WILL NOT OCCUR IN HOMININS
im like..
durrr WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. DO IT. NOW. AND TELL ME HOW THE HELL IT TASTES BECAUSE THE CRAP YOU LEFT BEHIND IN MY MOUTH AINT TASTING COOL OKAY?!

God sakes. I DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS CATS WITH WHITE SPOTS AND SHIT. YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR POOR WORDING IN YOUR GODDAMNED FACE. ARGH MOTHER HELL FACKER

I WANT MY A+ GOD SAKE
I could kill somebody right now. far out. I mean questions like
THE PROBE USED FOR THE COW WITH CHS ALLELE WAS FROM TEH HUMANZ, WHAT INFERENCE CAN BE MADE? DUR DUR DUR. THEY'RE THE SAME FKN CODE?! JEEZ I DONT KNOW?! WHY DONT YOU JUST SLAP ME.

EDIT!!! BLARAHWAR

"Stoobi says (7:42 PM):
*hopeuflly ._.
*oh man
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i didnt sleep at all last night
*right
*so iw as up at 5
*working
*and when i napped before
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*LOLOL woah
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i felt so tired my arms and legs went limp
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*serious?
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*and i got worried
*that i was dying or something
*coz i had a stomach ache as well
*so id randomly fling my arms and legs around
*just to see if they were still working"

yes.. all in a days work

3 days into exam mode, and I'm already failing this study thing. Have done little study all day, played GBA games all day, stayed up to 2 to wait for DtB2 to DL and watched it, and well, generally fail and studying. Exams are hard.

I was going to write this up the otherday (english) but I forgot. Its by Henry again:
Henry:"Hey how much is it to get a blazer pocket emblazoned?"
John:"Whoa man...school's like...finished and now you want your pocket emblazoned?"
So Henry was asking around two weeks after the last official uniformed day. Aint he cool?

zzz.

See I wasn't originally going to write this up, much less publish this, as A)I just finished english for life, B)Stooph already posted something and its rude (okay don't hurt me) to push someone's newly published post down the blog and C)I still don't have a quote, but since everyone else (i.e. Steve) seems to be writing exam postmorten comments and I really, really don't want to have to do spesh since darker than black 2-4 still isn't out (make them htfu charles) and like...I dunno, I felt like I owe you, dear reader something for not writing anything on the day you needed me the most, yesterday, yes I actually feel obliged to write something for you lot. Who am I kidding.

Righto, lets get to the point: English:
Problems:
#1: Ctrl-Alt is not a real online journal. Nice one VCAA, the closest thing to Ctrl-Alt is the webcomic Ctrl-Alt-Delete, which actually happens to have a user named Voxi.
#2: Voxi is genderless. I mean, sure I practised writing analysis where I referred to the writer as 'the writer' the whole time, but that doesn't mean you should make it a pain up the rear for us to go about an already annoying task.
#3: Voxi, YOU SUCK at persuading people. Mr. Bryant agrees.
Overall, not too bad. Apparently context prompt was reused from a sac we had before which I missed which is a shame, not that it matters since I did shit on that sac. Kane was good though.

Spesh #1:
Problems:
Not really problems, just problems with you, Mr. Weather. I prefer if you don't make the exam classrooms so suffocatingly humid. And it was a tad on the easy side...though not that I'm complaining for exam #1.

Overall: Exam Day 1: Still alive and kicking. I think I might survive this! Though, Stooph disagrees...:\ Oh and yes I lied about the quote. Aren't you happy. Chatting with MH:
Hungy:"So, howcomes you're STILL doing english?"
Man Hin:"Cause I forgot to change out of it in week one term one..."
Go man-hin you gun you. That's all folks, stayed tuned...not really.

Harro, I ruv engrish so much, me ruv you rong time, me sho honry. Yes, that's right Hon-ry.

Anyway, HOWWASENGLISHEXAMINATIONKABLOOOOMSPLOOOSH!!
It was hmm... simple to say the least. Linh and I (yes, linh aka god) were chatting it up, (h) and we came to the conclusion that the people who write the language analysis section suck bulloooockks.


yeah, laziness prevails.

UHNYWAI, so I finally got around to clicking on the "two follower" link before the screen started to load to a different page, anyway.. so I get jennifer "so Juizy(??)" zhu right.. who the hell is MADELINE something-or-other, yeah I can't be bothered switching tabs just to check out her last name.

I'd also like to shay, HEY, YOU, GIRL NEXT TO ME, YEAH YOU, PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON AND STOP KICKING THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR. FK. FK. FK YOU.

I'm officially in hate with VCE. fuxkkkkxkxkx

Dear all,
I have come to a horrible, horrifying conclusion in the past 30 minutes: I might actually have to do this so called VCE exam thing....in about 4 days time. That means, there's only 3 days left....THREE...what the shit? Doesn't anyone remember the time when we were in year 7 and like, VCE was for big people with better things to do that what nooby year 7's did? Well I still feel like a nooby year 7...yet, it seems I have to do this VCE thing. Life can be cruel.

On a brighter note, library session was decidedly productive (1 essay in 1 1/2 hrs. Must be a new record) and I got to see Mr. Bryant, who while still thought I wasn't as cool as John, gave me a lot more better stuff like handing out candy since it was before exams. Thanks to everyone who rocked up and worked *hint hint*. Or let me worketh in peace.

Fooks I'm hungry. And again, I apologize for the constant lack of quotes n stuff. Not that you really care.

By the time this goes up there will only be 5 days remaining. That is a depressing thought. And i missed 7, but no one cares.

Actually thats A lie. There's only 4 days left as of now.

It has been 10 months or so since the beginning of 2009, and well, I could probably go on a happy rant about how school and that is all over, or a emo sentimental rant about the passing days n shit. But since i'm too lazy for either, and cbs telling a story of my life (go read oj's blog...it actually captures today quite well. One of those links in the bottom right for those who care), but yes. Times are a changing.

But like, there's not that much left. Of anything I suppose. Like stuff to blog about. Haven't left my house for a while now, and so haven't seen any people. Hope you guys are still alive out there.

Is the number following seven, preceeding nine.
It is the second magic number in nuclear physics (wtf?)
It is the number of legs arachnids have.
It is the chink lucky number.
It is the number of tones in an octave.
It is the number of bits in a byte.
It is the number of sides on an octagon.

Okay this shit is starting to bore me now, and if its doing that then it must be boring you too. Most of it involved a copy paste job from wiki if you wanted to know, and not really enjoyable.
So, it was our last proper schooling day today, and oddly enough I didn't really feel anything. Feeling quite apathetic at the moment, guess the whole 'end of school' thing hasn't sunk in. Or maybe its because of exams or whatever? Also, there's still swotvac and valedictory and whatever else and still be seeing people and blah blah blah...ceebs. No quote today either, though no surprise there.
Maybe i'll feel more emotional at final assembly tomorrow. Whatever.

Goddamn english essays..cannot write.

fucking days till exams. Yay i sweared (no its not swore. go away you english)
There I said it :(

I have this terrible toothache and fell asleep after getting home today and slept for like 2 hours. THus not getting any work done. And then, the weather was positively gay@27...and the waterfight wasn't as cool as i thought it might've been, me spending 90% of time filling balloons, 9% of time dodging balloons and 1% of time throwing them. At least the sausages were cheap, $1 for 2, which is much better deal than those cheapasses who were selling 1 for like $5 or some shit.

Damn i'm annoyed :( School is coming to an end, having had our last physics and english today. How depressing.

And no quote. Sorry.

is so much better than want. Now i'd post up the lolcat that inspired that one, but then you can find it yourself and doing so would make me seem like a cheap noob who can't be bothered taking his own pictures n stuff (cough fobkid cough). So like, I won't. You go google that in your owntime.

Originally, this post was going to be a depressing countdown till armageddon (which incidentally occurs in megiddo, fyi). So yes, it was going to be titled 10, and list all the thing that 10 might be related to. But no, today an epiphany dawned on me, as happened during spesh tutor with henry making a guest appearance. In multiple choice question #6493532,
Henry:"Bet you a dollar its C."
Hungy:"Hmm....bet you two dollars its C."
Henry:"Ahhaha you're so gonna fail...wait...what?!"
See what I did there? Can't believe nobody thought of that before. This world is filled with idiots and I'm depressed again :(

Okay, so I lied and I'm still going to begin the countdown. mwhahahahahahaha.
Ten is...
the atomic number of neon.
the number Commandments in exodus.
the number of violin sonatas composed by Ludwig van Beethoven
the number of years in a decade
the number of eggs in a dozen, minus two. Yes i'm running out of ideas.
Oh and, the number of days till the apocalypse.
Someone go wiki some for me or something. Your number today is 9 (gee wonder how that works)

Oh and, I got that chem quiz results back as well. Its no where near as cool as Wong's though, go to his blog and check it out if you haven't already. Incidentally, I also failed 9 questions. So yes. We be cool.

of looking at my post which was supposed to inspire me. I have been doing about 20mins worth of study per day for the past 4 days or so despite it being so close to exams and wagging and oh you don't care about my intellectual life because frankly, i don't really care either.

So I suppose i'll throw this one at you just so I don't have to look at it everytime I open firefox (yes, its my homepage. Sue me.)

Malanka:"Hey, putting smilies isn't gonna save you from when i rape you at night."
Hungy:"Its not rape if there's a smile on my face...okay no."
Right, so i'm quoting myself, its not very appropriate, and i can't even be bothered capitalizing my I's when i'm suppsoed to anymore. Life sucks. But probably for you too :(

On the other hand, I suspect things are going to get alot better afterwards ^__^
Hang in there people.

*Bullshit alert. You have been warned*

It's a well known fact that I have no objectives or dreams in life, other than to get by and make it out alive from this part of my life known as VCE. Beyond that, I don't really care about. So, today, lets lay down some concrete goals for me to work towards, so that I can procrastinate less everytime I see it. Or well, this is actually me procrastinating now, but for the moment lets ignore this contradiction since we're all interested in knowning what I wanna get out of vce.

And yes, this is practically a blog post for myself, apologies to dear readers for my selfish behaviour. Ahem.

Enter: 99. Reason? Well, I dunno, dad practically expects it from me, ignoring the fact that my probable course next year, science at melb only needs 85 for a guaruanteed entry. And well, there is the off chance that I might change my mind and go to ANU or something.
English: 42+, To prove that I am not a fob (better than chink), and because any less scales down which is against my principles as an asian since its wasted effort. More likely to get 35ish though being the fob I am :(
Methods: I'm going to be an arrogant son of bitch here and say 50. Though more like 45 due to inherent noobism on my part. Methods is noob. Enough said.
Specialist: To beat Kevin and Kegs, because they both think they're better than me (yes admit it boys, you know you're all secretly looking down on stupid Hungy). I think 45 is a respectable score with a decent (50%?) chance of beating them.
Now the subjects that don't matter (poor sciences):
Chem: 46. Amazingly, i'm aiming this high because I wanna beat MH, since he's the only one I know who's done chem and he got a bloody 45...stuff you MH.
Physics: Err....ceebs. Failed midyears (no 100%), hence cannot get 50, hence ceebs since my sac scores fail. Will be happy with a 40.

I am a cocky bastard, but if I'm not, I'm going to fail VCE. Yes that is my justification. Now for an ad break

Advertisement: Kevin's birthday is coming this thursday. John is buying him a present. All who want to chip in go pay john some monies. Now back to the program.

I calculated just then that if I fail everything (i.e. realistically speaking) and get a 35 in everything, it *should* still get me a 95. :( Oh yes the quote (my second justification for this bullshit)
/End bullshit

Today John was talking about buying kevin a present. The following quote is horribly misattributed and misquoted. But I thought it was pretty indecent:
Hungy:"Kevin, what do you think about a cat as your present?"
Kevin:"Oh no, don't buy me a present please...I don't want anything."
Kegs:"Why a cat?"
Dehan:"So he can say 'I'm getting you a pussy for your birthday!'"

Okay slap me.

Yes, for the rest of us in year 12, there are a mere 20 sleeps remaining until the beginning of the end. That's not a good thought.

Well, today's quote is slightly sexual in nature. John was being unco and trying to explain what was different about our shark nets...well:
John:"Yours is thicker...no wait mine is...wait no actulally yours may be thicker...or no mine is thicker."
Chammath:"God, make up your mind already."

Yeah okay, it took me about 6 hours to get that out to you. Whoopee.

Update:
DARKER THAN BLACK 2=TO HELL WITH STUDY. Har.

And I remember this from yesterday now, thanks to Steve:
Peter:"My jokes are quality okay."
Okay so I know I've done that one before, but this one is different. Well it would be, if I didn't forget the punchline.....fsck.

Argh fck yeah! sorry, I'm missing alot of letters because the school keyboards are fkn sticky and shit.
Just glad this isnt an all guys school xD

ANYWAY, I got BDO tickets wooooo
muse
muse
muse
muse weowoowkwwoow

Anyway tix sold out on the actual site 5 minutes after their "supposed" release (apparently they got released earlier). So there I was at 12:07 half crying to myself going D: WHYY

Found out it was possible to get them from ticketek at 9 in the morning.
Guess who was late to school?
So there I was 9:00:02 clicking on the link, it took me 5 minutes to get to the front of the line fk, even clicking at 2 seconds in, it took me fknnnn 5 minutes boo. So anway it lagged on the "less than 1 minute to go" mark and I just sat there panicking and sobbing to myself.
EVENTUALLY IT GOT THROUGH :D and I had 2 minutes to confirm tickets and whatnot. At that point I was so freaked that I'd accidently close the browser or something ahahaha.
Then I lost Lincoln's credit card details and the timer was still going o: BUT I FOUNDS IT.

NOW WE'RE GOING TO BDO WOO

I'd just like to thank Karma for making my day. Finally.

I admit, I was just now, 12 minutes ago, majorly screwed over by this thing called daylight savings. If you're not yet aware, dear reader, then I shall take the liberty of informing you that currently your clock is 1 hour slow and that daylight savings are in effect. This means that...fuck I just lost an hour of sleep. And awake.

There's no quote today. Okay I'm sorry, but I guess as a blogger I have the right to use this place as a place to rant right? That's what blogs were made for after all. I mean I've tried not to, since there are billions of other ones out there where you could waste your time reading about how screwed up someone else's life is, but what the hell. I shall invoke my previlege as blogger (before Stooph kicks me off or something) to rant just this once.

10 Minutes (15 now) ago it was goddamn 1:59. Now its god-fscken damn 3:15. I feel cheated out of a day of my life. That really wasn't supposed to happen. Now I'm going to wake up at 5pm on the last day of holidays (hah. Holidays. Yeah right. Good call good call.) wondering where it all went. And all the mooncake (I counted 4 of them) that I ate isn't helping either...I think i'm gonna get constipated or something soon. And then there's the unsurpring(ly small) amount of work I'd maanged to do over this holidays, which would be impressive if...okay so its not so Impressive whatsoever.

Sitting infront of the computer all day hasn't helped. Okay so here's my gripe with Tactics A2 that you all wanna hear about (i.e. skip this paragraph, I mean this post. Wait why are you reading this again?): You know how the law things is really gay, where basically some some fag over at Square Enix thought:"Hey, these games aren't hard enough right? So lets put in some really annoying rules just to piss off the players!" And then some people thought he was smart. Well okay, no 'ranged attacks' apparently means, nothing which damages someone away from the active character. So, with the critical hits you know, how it pushes someone back because the hit was so strong, the sword was so big, there's just not enough room for damage on one tile? Well okay, apparently the pushback counts as a ranged attack. Fsck that took goddamn 10 retries for me to figure out. Square sure likes to waste 2 hours of my life. And now my legs hurt from sitting here the whole time.

Oh and in other news, When I tried to make instant noodles today, apparently balancing the bowl and the kettle at the same time isn't a good idea. The hot water went all over my hand and now my thumb has a blister on it. Ahhhhh....fsck. I didn't even get to eat those bloody korean noodles. Guess I'll stick to Mi Goreng next time.

Yeah okay I just spent 15 minutes ranting about nothing. Hope I didn't waste your time there (who am I kidding). And if I did...well, at least I didn't waste mine. This is totally mindless typing practise for the Kane essay I'm going to type and and send off to Sir Bryant tomorrow. I mean, today. Fuck.

STEVE HAS A BLOG. FINALLY. WOOO!


STEVEN TING - HE TURNS STRAIGHT GUYS GAY

This post is not humorous, nor is it well written. VCE. LO.
Yep, a few days ago, in Hungy's post, he mentioned something about OJ's porno stash - all 130gb of it. Upon reading that, I thought, dayum, no way would I be able to top that, everyone loves pornography. And in the words of clare "Everyone watches pornography"... yeah clare.. we know you do..


Anyway, moving on, last night, the most horrific (or amazing thing, depending on your gender.. no rather, sexual preferences) thing happened to me. OKAY OKAY LET ME TELLS YOU.

Stooph loves to study. (HAHAHAH)
I leave my computer on all the time right? right.
So I thought to myself,
"Ya know, stoobi, you awesome awesome gal, you. You should totally download some games, remember that one you used to play? yeah download it! while you study! EFFICIENCY OR WHAT!"
And that I did.
I rushed the torrent, didn't bother checking the name of the file, I don't know.. maybe I mispelt it or something? I just clicked on the one with the most seeds and you know started the download.
3 hours later, I finished my aus work, came upstairs all ready to game and what not. Mounted the image file, installed it and holy mother of god.
I ACCIDENTLY DOWNLOADED A HENTAI GAME.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
LIKE
AHAHRHGHGH

I started yelling at 3 in the morning because I got shit scared.
On top of that it was yuri (Huray for kath lee)

I SURE DO LOVE PORN. JESUS CHRIST MAN. JESUS CHRIST. IT WAS DISTURBING. I FEEL AS IF I HAVE TO REFORMAT MY COMPUTER.. IT... FEELS DIRTY. EWW EWW.

So yeah.. that was my "porno" story. Also, I'm scarred for life. This absolutely tops the time I downloaded yaoi.. and you know, I didn't know what "yaoi" actually meant.. it was great.
woo.

Note - I have deleted the game now. NO PORNO FOR YOU MALE HO's oh, and none for clare HAW HAW HAW

I am bored.... in need of things to do, but alas, I know that I must study. BOOO BOOO BOOOO
*Begins to weep uncontrollably*

I do not like. Especially when the weather's all cold and you're stuck outside out for half an hour sitting there looking bored...sorry if other people found it boring, I did too, but well I guess I was too stoned to think of anything original to do :\

Study is also boring, I also do not like. So put two things I don't like together and blahs. Well at least I sort of got work done. I've been sort of getting work done all week, though I don't really suppose you care about that. Then we saw little fob vincent and big Vincent was passionately telling us about his kbox experience:
Vincent:"...and there was hot Vincent on Vincent action.'
Hungy:"I agree, except for the hot part."
James:"Oh, that was cold!"

But that was all yesterday, when I was supposed to have written this up but got lazy and stuff. Today, I have, at long last, found my purpose in life. It may be found here. I dedicated the rest of my life towards maintaining the most up to date and complete list possible, at least until I get bored or when VCE starts...oh wait.

Then today, it was discovered that OJ has 130Gigs worth of er...'questionable' manga on his harddrive. He claims its not his and that he's never seen most of it, but nonetheless it is still very suspicious. I do admit a passing interest in such things, if only to uh, 'broaden my horizons', of which generated the following conversation:
OJ:"Wow, I never knew girls were into this kind of stuff."
Danielle:"Wow, I never knew guys were into this kind of stuff!"

Notice 'guys'. Yes I am lazy and had a not really boring but lack of quoteable quotes day.

And zero percent work done. I should probably stop telling people that since its a given, but for the lack of anything real to say...yes I have yet to do any work. And we wish you a merry 18th kegs, may it be just as merry as your 17th.

So there was this party at Kegs' place that all the cool people went to, and there we proceeded to engage in some man on man action, a la super smash brothers. And I finally found my pokemon yellow you know, after losing it for about 8 years. On it was my strongest pokemon of my day, a level 55 pikachu with Thundershock/thunderbolt/thunder/quick attack moveset. Those were the days....
Anyway, then everyone bagged David (Thai) for being such a noob and using Lucas:
Charles:"Yeah...Lucas is such a noob character."
Kegs:"Yeah, he even looks a bit like David."

And yes, people should remind me to get off facebook while stoned or under the influence of mind altering substances....

So, as you all know I've been studying my ass off.
I stay up till 4 - 5 in the morning studying right? right.
Anyway, last night I got so hungry that I ended up boiling two eggs for food. I didn't boil it long enough.. so it turned into a sloppy mess.. and inside.. I wept. I WEPT. I SOBBED. RIVERS OF MY TEARS MIXED WITH THE SLOPPY EGG AND TOGETHER THEY FUSED AND BECAME A DRAGON BALL.

I seriously have no fkn idea what I'm getting at.. maybe I'm on crack or something.
Bah, so I go to sleep at 5 in the morning.. and just when I'm about to doze off.. a bird outside my god damned fkn window starts tweeting.

You might think hey you know, it's nature, deal with it. FUCK YOU, THE BIRD DIDN'T SHUTUP TILL 9 IN THE MORNING. I was so fucking tired. Just sitting there listening to the bird going "toot tweetootweetootwee" over and over again. God freaking heck sake boobs D<

I'm sick of birds man, I wished, at that moment, I had a gun to blast the flipping thing out of the fucking tree.
It's 5 IN THE GOD DAMNED MORNING, IT'S STILL DARK, GO HOME TO YOUR BIRDLINGS LEAVE ME ALONE ASS WIPE
What the fuck are you trying to do? lure mates with your fkn song in the fucking dark. I don't care what chemicals you may release, or whatever heatvision you may or may not have, YOU CAN'T HAVE SMEX IN THE DARK AS A BIRD IN A TREE. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS THAT IS!?

fucking ass birds man. fuck.
I swear to god they're out to get me. Next time I'm going to tie a cat to a fishing rod, then we'll see who'll be tweeting. A-holes.

So that was the end of trials. I should've known better than to waste my time studying physics, but oh well what's done is done.

Me and Kegs (or Kegs and I) have been playing this new game. It's called Ultimate Knight, and its pretty ultimate because its made in Japan where all awesome things come from. The other day we tried playing the game online, and similiarly (or so we would guess) some guy named Johan, who may have been japanese as he didn't speak english very well, also joined us.
Now Johan became fast friends with us, at least for about 2 minutes before I got bored and left and kegs didn't have any choice but to befriend the Japanese boy, and well...they tried to get the game to work you see, tried:
Kegs:"Hey Johan man, your ping is over 1000...."
Johan:"Really? Thanks!"

Yes, we lead very interesting lives. And I should post something a little more relevant to real life, but well you know, life sucks.

but i'm really hating the new msn thing. Its all bubbly and confusing and worst of all it reminds me of, god forbid, windows vista. Argh.

So chem trials today. Majorly cbs. Did not study at all. Blitzed half of the thing in 30 mins then sat there for 40 staring at hte biodiesel thingamabob which i didn't really underestand thend did the rest of the exam in 20 minutes. But woohoo no one cares. Just like spesh trials. Methods tomorrow and physics friday where i'll finally be able to go home at a more normal time. And no more unimaths (i r winnar). And pandas>vcaa. Incoherent ranting. Wewt.

Okay, so on the way to school, DP talks about OJ. With Chris Lee:
David:"So you know how OJ goes to state to pick up and shit yeah? So the other day I was like, 'hey lets all follow OJ to state!'"
Chris:"We'll check the disabled toilets first yeah?"
That doesn't make much sense. Its not supposed to, or well, more like leaving the interpretation open. I dunno maybe i'm making that up but i found it pretty funny.

And yes I got home 10 minutes ago. Just to bring you that quote and rant.

The end is beginning.

Edit: I couldn't resist this one when Dawei asked:
David:"What exam do we have tomorrow?"

There is a certain degree of required competency which I seem to be lacking at the moment. I believe some /wrist may be necessary. But of course this is not an emo blog (cousin stooph might disagree, but i digress).

As it is against my morals to not capitalize on a good racist jokes, especially at the expense of whiteboys. Nickson today asks abou worms (you know, that game where you shoot each other with holy hand grenades and all):
Edward:"Hey what colour am I?"
Hungy:"You're white, duh."
I love racism, even at the expense of being cool :D

And then, for some kegs bashing which we haven't had in a while. Today Mr. Ganella asked some idiots to hand in their mobiles before the sac, just like he did yesterday. Now yesterday, people who handed in their mobiles had to stay behind and fix up the exam room. So today most people didn't bother when he told them today. But Kegs did, and John said:
John:"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who're stupid, but learn. And there are those who're stupid and stay stupid. Like kegs."
Poor Kegs...i wonder if he'll ever learn. And don't you pull number 2 on me.

Update: Now I remember the thing i forgot, after today's hadouken practise with Pugs, it made me remember yesterday what happened on that platform, after the miserable :
Hungy:"Oh man, I was so close to doing it...but I didn't."
Bill:"Too afraid of physical intimacy?"
Then 2 seconds later, pugs comes by:
Kevin:"Oh man..I...argh could've did it, but didn't."
Bill:"So here we have two people who could've but didn't."
And I can't seem to remember why it was so funny. But somehow it still seems appropriate to stick up here.

It seems that we are really in a quote drought at the moment. I don't suppose the impending nature of exams, and trials thereof (does that even make sense?), helps with people's creativity these days. And my memory too.

Before I waste your time any further, there is no quote today.

So I checked those half finished posts that we're working on back here and none of them appeared to be finish or at lesat in some sort of semi-publishable state, so I guess I won't bore you with them. And somehow it feels the sentences i'm typing are really disjointed at the moment...so yes I shall cbs the rest of this post.

3 more sacs to go this week. Then trial exams. Yay.

So like (my two favourite words for an introduction), I don't really see what Stooph was trying to point out there, apart from the fact that she stays up later than I do. I am so stupid please don't hurt me D:

Yes, anyway, I am feeling quite fat and lazy tonight so, I shall give you them quotes:
During the age superquiz:
Vince:"What animal, beginning with N, is also known as the 'Unicorn of the sea?' "
Dehan:"Seahorse."
Hungy:"What the ceebs seahorse? What are you smoking man obviously its dugong."
Vince:"It begins with N you idiots."

Ah fooks I forgot the otherone. I'm always using that excuse too aren't I.

angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:26 AM):
*holy fuck
*are you there
*?
*!
Stoobi arara says (12:28 AM):
*yeah yeah
*i am
*i am
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:28 AM):
*bargh
*i jjust got scared shitless
*im in the dark
Stoobi arara says (12:28 AM):
*AHYAHAH
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:28 AM):
*turned my light off 5 mins ago
Stoobi arara says (12:28 AM):
*O:
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:28 AM):
*and i just heard
*like
*this whisper
*from the corner of my room
*OMG
*EMMA HEARD IT TOO
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:29 AM):
*IM SHITTING MY PANTS
Stoobi arara says (12:29 AM):
*..
*umm
*wth
Stoobi arara says (12:30 AM):
*WTH
*IS EVERYONE ASLEEP
*OMG
*YOU'ER GOING TO DIE
*AHHH
*8D
*AHHHH
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:30 AM):
*AAH
*IM TOO SCARED TO TURN THE LIGHT ON
Stoobi arara says (12:30 AM):
*..
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:30 AM):
*HAHA
Stoobi arara says (12:30 AM):
*WHAT IF IT WAS CHRISTINE
*OR ALEX
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:30 AM):
*i sort of sounded like alex
*BUT IT CAME FROM LIEK
*THE OTHERSIDE OF THE HOUSE
*AT MY WINDOW
Stoobi arara says (12:31 AM):
*..
*when you said window
*my face instantly dropped
*go bunk it out with christine man
*you're scaring me
*arent you double story
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:31 AM):
*yeah
Stoobi arara says (12:31 AM):
*..
*okay okay
*let me google
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:31 AM):
*hahaha
Stoobi arara says (12:31 AM):
*liek what kind of a whisper
Stoobi arara says (12:32 AM):
*was it like
*"build it and he will come"
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:32 AM):
*hahhaa
*it was like a mumble
*and lol you keep making me laugh :\
*like
*AHBLUPLAH
*but loud
*whisper
*thing
*just
*fucked
Stoobi arara says (12:32 AM):
*..
*OMG
*YOUR HOUSE SCARES ME
*OMG
*DONT SCARE ME
*NOW IM SCARED
*D:
Stoobi arara says (12:33 AM):
*OKAY OKAY
*WHAT DO WE DO ._.
*WHAT DO YOU DO
*DONT DIE
*ARE YOPU SURE IT ISNT
*FROM YOUR LAPTOP
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:33 AM):
*yeah
*its on mute
Stoobi arara says (12:33 AM):
*..
*YOU ARE SO GONNA DIE ._.
Stoobi arara says (12:34 AM):
*GO WAKE CHRISTINE UP
*OMG OMG
*GET CHRISTINE
*AHHH
*8D
*IM SCARED FOR YOU
*IMAGINE IF YOU GO OUT YOUR ROOM
*AND SOMEONE STARTS TYPING TO ME
*..
*IM SCARED
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:34 AM):
*hahahahha
*i think if someone was there they would ahve got me by now
*and theres no way they could get there without me noticing...
*this is all so stupid
*haah
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:36 AM):
*os
*ow*
Stoobi arara says (12:36 AM):
*..
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:36 AM):
*emma just bit me
Stoobi arara says (12:36 AM):
*..i thought you got attack
*ed
*or something
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:36 AM):
*ahha
*okay
*im going to shine my ipod light into the corner
*lol
Stoobi arara says (12:36 AM):
*..
Stoobi arara says (12:37 AM):
*UMM
*UMM
*WEBCAM
*O:
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:37 AM):
*theres nothing there.
*lol
*there was a pile of clothes, and when i first saw it i almost had a heart attack
Stoobi arara says (12:37 AM):
*..
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:38 AM):
*kay
*im turning my light on
*darkness is scaring me
Stoobi arara says (12:38 AM):
*but your cat heard it
*wtf was it
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:38 AM):
*idk
*it was probably outside
Stoobi arara says (12:39 AM):
*is it close to the window
*.. do you dare open the blinds
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:39 AM):
*okay
*i have bars on my windows..
*cant get in.. :]
*brb
Stoobi arara says (12:40 AM):
*..
*:|
angie - English, Biology, Meth says (12:40 AM):
*i cant really see anything

Conclusion

I'm not dependable in situations such as these. Secondly wtf was it D:

What a day. There was a lot of shit that happened (or didn't happen, as Mr. Bryant will tell you). So I thought I'd get the quote out first so you can skip the rest:

I should really make a 'how to be a tryhard smartass' compilation or something, seeing as I do like these one liners very much. From the other day when I saw hojo:
Hungy:"Why if it isn't Hojoong, my second favourite Korean!"
Kevin:"So, who's your favourite Korean?"
Hungy:"Every other Korean..."
That is actually a lie of course, I just couldn't think of anything to say at the time. And I wasn't even sure if pugs was the one who asked me seeing as it was a while ago. Besides, Michael Lim is obviously first preference for favourite Korean.

First 3 was boring as hell. Except for chem where we decided that if we ever discover a new element we'd name it fallium in honour of our favourite AP. He did say some very interesting thigns about hojo, but since i've bagged him already we'll put it on hold for now. Then period 4 Selva brought a pidgeon into the classroom and caused major havoc (we discovered a few people were afraid of birds. Video may go up fb shortly). Then the double afterwards in english....nothing happened. Nothing. Apart from...well, nothing. Yes.

Oh yes and we saw Maddie at school today. Hi maddie! Hope you had fun and do blame Oj for what eventually happened...I swear that guy is such an asshole sometimes (read:All the time) :\

Another fail. English sac was the worst, uh, screw up to put it nicely, i'd ever done for a sac in my life. Oh....I really want to put some profanities here but I get the feeling that's cousin stooph's job. (Don't worry about I'm actually swearing here just not typing it. Alot.) And for you observant ones or those who're camping facebook 24/7 you might have noticed that I've added a new blog to the long disused thing at the bottom. Yeah that's right OJ started another blog...and believe it or not its fully emo and all (Deep and meaningful says he. Yeah right says I.) So far nothing out of the ordinary (or extremely extraordinary considering it does not yet have a single piece of communist propaganda) and fairly dull, much like this place without cousin stooph. But if that's what you're here for and you don't hate his guts already go check it out. Or go there and flame him anyway. Don't ask why I just wrote an entire paragraph on OJ's blog, I just found it...well, profound in that the content is very odd coming from OJ. Oh and he linked me. Not that anyone reads his blog...yeah you needed to know that :D

Okay okay the quote the quote:
Vince and I discuss talk about how I act like an asshole sometimes:
Hungy:"But don't worry Vince, I'm sure it won't affect our relationship."
Vince:"Oh...but what type of relationship is our relationship?"
Hungy:"Well...any kind of relationship you want! Just that I won't be the one getting the sex change."
(I thought it was pretty witty of me D:)

Then Dehan volunteers this lil snippet:
Dehan:"So the other day I was at Chris' and Minh was drinking again yeah, and he comes up to me and goes, 'Hey Dehan mate, if you ever see me drunk or drinking too much, just tell me to stop yeah?' So I'm frowning at him and he pats his pocket and goes, 'Don't worry man I don't got my knife on me.' "

..Freaking.. I pressed enter when I typed in the title and for a split second I had posted up an empty blog.

ANYWAY.

Things that fail at life, or rather, ONE THING THAT FAILS.

Thefreakinggoddamnedkiterunnermygodstabmeintheeyesplease.
See if you can read that without throwing up, then afterward, go read the Kite Runner. It's super shit.

Now, I don't want to hear a group of people raving to me about how great it is, how "TOUCHING" the story is.. It's as touching as Aseff and Sohrab HAHAH am I right? Okay, yeah I went there. Anyway. Let me give you a run down of the story.

- AMIR HAS Mammary-ees (BEWBIES-EES) of his childhood yadda yadda
- Reveals to us that, being the little prickish twelve year old he is, let his "servant/friend/halfbrother" get raped in the bootay by some halfie tard whose all into ethnic cleansing.. his name is Assef .. lol "ASS" "F' .. ass frick? OKAY I JUST REALISED THAT D:
- ANYWAY, he does some shit, frames him for a theft, servant friend leaves
- Amir and his dad (WHO SUPRISINGLY HATES HIM AS MUCH AS I DO, BUT FOR OTHER REASONS, PEH) run off to America, Sorry, Forgot to mention they live in Afghanistan. or pakistan. I forget. ANYWAY. They form a bond - finally.
- Amir gets married to some chick.. who, as my teacher puts it, is "tainted goods" something about her running off with some druggee boy franz.
- Dad dies (hurray, the dad is a prick)
- Some family friend calls, basically tells Amir he knew about teh RAPeZORZ
- YEAH.. shit happens, finds out the friendbrotherservant hybrid died, left a kid, Amir goes and saves kid from the evil clutches of AssFrick.. "suprise surprise"
- Genius Amir promises kid that he doesnt ever have to go to the orphanage.. lulz.. then he has to be all likes, LOL BRA, SORRY ABOUT THATS LULZ, YOU GOTTA GO BACK.. YES BACK TO TEH PLACE WHERE TEH TALLYVANS PICKERED YOU UP AND RAPPERED YOU ^_^
- Kid tries to kill himself. They go to America. IN THE END THEY GO KITE FLYING AND EVERYTHING WORKS OUT, SORT OF.

THING IS WITH THIS STORY.. EVERYTHING FITS PERFECTLY.
- Amir has to redeem himself, and the crazy tallyvan guy is "assfrick". AND BY DEFEATING ASS FRICK AMIR DEFEATS HIS GUILT AND SOMETHING ABOUT STANDING UP FOR HASSAN. FINALLY.
- Servantbrotherhybrid's mammy comes back.. she ran off yadda, Amir meets a beggar.. who knows his mother? like.. that in a way she has come back?
- THERE WERE MORE STUFF, BUT I CBF.
- OH YEAH, HASSAN AND SERVANTBROHYBRID LOVE RUNNING KITES.. AND IN THE END WHEN THE KID AND HASSAN RUN KITES, THE KID SMILES? IT'S LIKE.. SO FREAKING.. PERFECTORZ.

I'm sorry, none of this is actually coherent. The sac is on Monday. i.e tomorrow. BLAH.

At adherering to that 'post only the good shit' self imposed work ethic. Oh well we all need some mediocre postings so that those good postings stand out right? Yeah I'm telling myself that anyway. So I still haven't done any work tonight, but wheee...its friday...:D

Yesterday Kristjian had this wierd flyer with UN stamped all over it. Apparently it was some sort of diplomacy club thing where they all pretend to represent the UN or something...so I asked him.
Hungy:"Wow a model UN diplomacy system thing huh...how does that work?"
Kristjian:"Uh, well, it doesn't. Kind of just like the real thing."

And John today was bagging my hair, so i bagged him back (we're not the most imaginative people)
John:"Your hair looks good today, but only from behind."
Hungy:"Just like your face."

Long live modiocrity.

I shall show you a little (just a little bit) of what actually happens behind the scenes here at quote hungy/fibre. Enjoy.



You can see that little of what Stooph writes up actually gets published, though I will vouch for her in that only the best of what she writes she actually posts. I should probably follow her example...probably.

Every now and then we either lack quotes or that hobag actually has something gold to say, and i guess today is one of them:
OJ:"Saw Sam today 40 hours of no talking, poor guy, had this little sign saying "World Vision 40 hour Famine -> No talking" and on the other side, "Sponsor me."
The poor loser...if only I was there to laugh at him. :\

And I just have to bitch about this: Today during cross country, in the last bloody 200metres it starts pouring. I got all wet. Mr. Wood saw me and laughed his ass off. Why couldn't the bloody rain have come an hour or two earlier and saved me 4 hours of being annoyed and soaked and hungry. Argh.

I'd been procrastinating posting quotes for a while but you'll probably be able to tell that I had intended to post this up ages ago. There were a few quality quotes these past few days, and i'm still missing today's other one. It involved kevin and Karlgren if anyone wants to help me remember.

Helene opened a fortune cookie and her fortune was:
"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
How appropriate :D

Obligatory sex related quote of the day: today on the way to school, David Pham and OJ brag about Chris Lee's afterparty, where everyone except Dehan got smashed and stuff.
Oj:"So Nancy and Nat hey...David you two timing bastard."
David:"Its not two timing if its a threesome."

Wensi's conversation with Ying:
Yi-Ling:"We always have tim tams at home, although we do not eat them...yes."
Wensi:"Oh yes, since you prefer oreos."
Yi-Ling:"Indeed i do! Just like gentlemen prefer blondes."
Wensi:"Yi-Ling prefers oreos, just like gentlemen prefer blondes..."

Today's Other quote, while trying to describe the shape of kevin's face:
Hungy:"Hmm, when you look at Kevin's face from above, you can really tell the...uh...um..."
Dehan:"The high poly count?"

So last night was one of the "best nights" of my life so far, which is pretty good considering how sucky my life is. Oh yeah my life sucks i'm an emo boy wheeeeee. But seriously, formal was good, as you may have found out already.

I ceebs quoting and picturing (get on facebook or something) and thanks to everyone who made that possible.

Just thought you might like to know :)

And shame on the rest of you who didn't come to my nonexistent afterparty. You missed out on lan in formalwear.

I realised that most of my quotes, in hindsight, are actually fairly dull (read, extremely boring) because of the time and effort I put into them. And most of the time i'm just blogging up quotes since I feel i'm obliged to write something or other. Maybe I should just stop posting up so much shit and wait until some really gold stuff comes up before I post it...instead of flooding blog with crappy spam.

Speaking crappy spam, I couldn't resist after I saw this question in chem:
Q29. Why are you unlikely to find ORL-HUM LD₅₀, the lethal dose for 50 per cent of a human population, on the MSDS for most substances?
A29. It neither legal nor ethical to kill humans in drug trials to establish lethal doses.
Oh really.

And this happened in Yunghan's Class (because he's Mr. Form Captain...god the class must be brainless to vote the most ceebs guy form captain...its like my class voting me form captain. Except they didnt.) today:
James:"Hey how do you pronouce Charles' Last name?"
Hungy:"Shouldn't you ask Charles?"
David:"Because he doesn't know."
That cracked me up, except about 10 seconds later Charles realises we're talking about him and goes (sheepishly):
Charles:"What?"

Oh yeah. That made my day. And waiting for tomorrow. Wooooo.

SO.. I really want Korean food.. but they keep sending rockets over my house.. D:

yer.. racist jokes aside, there arent any Korean places around my house.. because my house is gay. It's pink, its got its own mardi gras float :o

ANYWAY, I SAYS TO STEVEEEE
*I WANT TO GO GET KOREAN FOOD D:
˚ ѕ †єν є » » says (1:19 PM):
*yeah,,
*korean food
*there is anice pho shop in springy
*but bit far


OH THAT WAS FUNNY O: i called him a doodle head. because we all know pho is viet. RIGHT AM I RIGHT GUYS. IM SO COOL

This blog does. Now if you could see behind the scenes here at quote hungy/fibre, you'd see that we are hard at work making lots and lots of blog posts for your time wasting enjoyment. But since we're all too lazy to finish them, this blog looks like its not loved :(

And here's what sam the pothead said the other day at monash (like years ago man. God I'm lazy.)
Hungy:"What are you smoking man?"
Sam:"Nothing...which is probably the problem."

And then yesterday during double chem, Mr. Fall decided to comment on my desk:
"That's a neat little mess you've made there."-Mr. Fall on my desk.
Now if i can be stuffed i might get some of those pictures I used my ninja phone to take and put them up here. But chances are i'm too lazy.
And on second thought these photos don't really show the real extent of the mess I made. It was in a bloody portable too. So cbs.

I'm writing this blog because I find John's life extremely hilarious. He finds it sad. We agree. Anyway instead of writing my bloody english essay on Mr. Kane I'm putting up quotes. And I realised that introducing new readers to this blog via Stooph's rants probably do not leave a favourable first impression (if they're not cool enough to know her to begin with of course. No offense. No that is a lie and you know it :\)

So yes, I shall endeavour to put something up after she puts up one of her more...characteristic posts. Yes. But not very hard.
Anyway John (or is it Jon?). Yes yes jonathan is a rich boy if you didn't already know:
Jonathan:"[Are] you training or driving?"
Hungy:"Train."
Jonathan says:"I'm too poor for a metcard."
Therefore he drives. What great logic. If only I was a rich bastard like him....damn rich bastards.

HI THERE, IM 7 YARRRS ORLDD, I LURRRVE POOOOKEMON, OOOO ROOKEEE HEERRRE I GAWRTSH MARHSHELF A POOOKEMON.

Okay seriously WHAT THE HELL?
WHATTT THE HELL??!?!?

I was playing pokemon today. Yes I know.. I should've been studying because it is year 12, an important milestone in my LIFE. HANGON YOU, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN MY LIFE IS, THE ABILITY TO CATCH LEGENDARY POKEMONS.

I WANT TO WORK FOR IT, NOT GET IT GIVEN TO ME A SHITTY SILVERY UGLY MO FO PLATTER I HATE YOUR BABIES.

So I was playing, and it's like HOLY HELL A LEGENDARY!! IT'S YOUUU DIALGAAAAAA, YOU'RE THARRR SEX. fucking took me 3 ultra balls on my first go, and I caught the mother fucker.

It took me like 6 resets, and probably around 15-20 ultraballs on each to catch fucking kyoga alone. AND HERE I AM WALTZING IN WITH THREE UGLY ULTRA BALLS AND I CATCH IT ON MY FIRST GO. NO FUCKING WAY. NO. I WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS. I SHALL HEAR NONE OF IT HECTOR, YOU SHALL BE WORKING WITH YOUR UNCLE ON HIS FARM, NO MORE SON. NO MORE.

BUHHH PA PA!!!

wait what the hell am I on about. YEAH. FUCK YOU POKEMON. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO CATCH YOUR ASSES SO EASILY. (OH WOW THAT WOULD'VE BEEN INAPPOPRIATE IF IT WAS IN ANOTHER CONTEXT...YES).
I MEAN FOR KYOGA I HAD TO GET ITS HP DOWN TO LIKE.. FUCKING.. I DONT KNOW.. LIKE THE SIZE OF SOME ASIAN GUYS PENIS. THAT'S HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS. BUT NO. YOU LET ME GET MY LEGENDARY ON THE FIRST GO. I HATE YOU.

Now now, you learned types might be like - "but oh stooph, you're just really lucky, you know it's all to do with probability" then you'll whip out some fucking rule to find out my chances of catching it on the first go. Yeah you fuck nuts know who you are. WELL I DON'T CARE. I HATE YOU POKEMON. ARGHH IM GETTING A HERNIA. D<

AND THE NEW POKEMON ARE SO UGLY. DON'T LET ME EVEN GET STARTED ON THAT. THEY ARE SHIT HOUSE. I MEAN OKAY OKAY GOLD AND SILVER.. IT WAS LIKE WOW.. IT'S A DRAGON AND SO ON AND SO FORTH, THEN YOU GOT LIKE THE CRYSTAL SHIT AND YOU KNOW THAT SHIT WAS COOL. I mean holy fucknuts even sapphire/ruby was PISS AWESOME.
And then we come to Diamond and pearl and platinum or whatever it's called.
okay okay I mean you have the usual "cutesy" cute pokemon.. okay check..
then you have at least one awesome one.. wait where is it!? WHERE IS IT!?!?

IT'S NOT THERE. THAT'S WHERE.

Fucking turtwig, okay evolved looks pretty decent.. but fucking chimcar man wth is that shit. It looks like it has fire coming out of its ass.. and even fully evolved it looks like an anorexic chick from ethiopia. YEAH I WENT THERE.

It is.. what? 6:30pm now.. and after I finally did an actual read through of this post.. I realise it makes very little sense..
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It's tuesday now.
Tomorrow you suckers have to face the U-mat. Hhahaha suckers umm maybe I should've used another word..other than sucker.. because I've already used it.. right.

But until then let me enlighten you on my day, or rather, what is to come.

SOOO I have to go to swinburne for some shitty prac
wait.
Fucking
Two idiots behind me are so fucking loud well this sentence here is just awkwardly phrased D: ew.
It's like 8 in the fucking morning and they're giggling like prissy little hyenas. WAIT WAIT, how can I classify hyenas as prissy?! What is wrong with me!?
Holy mother of fuck. wow.. I do love the word "fuck" and it's other counterparts .. yeesh
FUCKING MO FUCKING FO.
oh hey check that out... I used the word "fuck"ing again o:
It's too loud, my eyes are drooping and then BAM the stupid higgley diggledy laughing begins.
HA-EH-AH-HA-EH-AH-HA-EH-AH. YEAH READ THAT OUTLOUD. what is wrong with me?!

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO LAUGH umm.. disregard this completely please


so Yeah... but jesus christ man, how much do you love that whole size difference. size difference in what? IN TEXT, COMEON WOMAN DON'T FORCE THEM TO THINK!
How.
Much.
Do.
You.
Love.
It.
Bitch? This is just plain rude, I'm sorry... or am I? no yeah I am. PLEASE DON'T LYNCH ME D:

So let me continue from where we last left off, yeah so heading off to swinburn.. does it have an e? anyway, heading off to swinburn(e) to make DNA for some shitty sac. Also, we're doing another sac there OH WAIT HAHA.. that part where I say sac twice.. yeah makes no sense.. I was implying we had more than one assessment task at swinburn(e) but yer.., but.. we're not sure what yet, not even the topic.. why? BECAUSE THE FUCKING TEACHER DOESN'T KNOW EITHER. Horrible writing. Horrible.

WTF

ALSO, IS IT WRONG EVERYONE HERE REMINDS ME OF GEESE? GAGGLE GAGGLE GAGGLE I FEEL IT IS WRONG TO CONSTANTLY MAKE REFERENCES TO THINGS AROUND ME THAT NO ONE READING THIS POST WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.

So.. you know what I did on the weekend apart from just doing maths. Do you? Do you know?
Hey mr. tree do you know?.. I couldn't find any pictures of "funny" looking trees without looking like a disgusting pornographic loving freak. UMM .. lets not even go there.

BLEH.
I stayed up with Pam (none of you know her, ahoo ahoo ahoo) and we looked up pictures of Ditto from that long forgotten episode where like.. it couldn't change its face properly.. WAIT WAIT

.. wait some more.. I turned around just then.. and Katherine Lee.. the chick who doesn't know how to cough or blow her nose properly, yes her.. she was looking at a picture..of a.. penis. what. the. hell. is. wrong. with. plc. wtf. fuck. fuck. ew. there's. those. words. again. "fuck". oops
And by now you should've guessed that it was her that was laughing like a moronic bafoon. higgledy piggledy.

Back to my weekend. I was looking up pictures of Ditto and its massive fail :D

A title. Anyway, today was a very bludge day, despite being monday and every subject day. I think its probably because there are these idiots who went to this thing called winter concert rehearsal instead of school. They are probably at this so-called concert (read:waste of time) right now. Having fun at the concert people? I certainly did, by not going.

Anyway thanks to them we had the biggest bludge day in the whole week (since today and counting). Those melb uni people came over and had a chat to us, and I learned that everyone wants to do commerce. Engineering, on the other hand had 3 people in it. Year 11's don't count of course. Oh and Hojo wagged again, but I don't think his former friend noticed. Which is sad.

And then in spesh double bludge, Steven (Le) had this great one liner to bag Marko (come on, who doesn't like to pick on the self-professed smartass white guy?). In reference to the fact that Marko is one of 2 people not doing the UMAT (and what a gay little thing that UMAT is.):
Marko:"But I don't want to come by myself on wednesday...."
Steven:"You've been coming by yourself your whole life."
Its dirty, but like, oh snap? And hey its Marko.

Also, I promised to quote my cousin because we strive to be as awesome as her:
"And yes I know, 'Stooph, why are you porning it up at school?' Well...why aren't you?"-Stooph

I got a hair cut last night. And I gotta say.. it looks pretty shite o:
Im all asian looking and shit.. maybe it's because I'm tired.. because you know me.... no wait you don't.

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
Okay, thinking about it now.. I really cannot be fackered.
So very tired.
I have too many sacs, yet.. UNLIKE YOU I DON'T DO SHAT LIKE.. "SPESH" AND "PHYSICS" hawrty hawrty har har har har.

My hair.. keeps getting into my eyes.. and you know what I did? I stopped typing up this post for a second to scratch my eyes.. only to look down and find this keyboard to be layered with grit.
I don't know how my eyes are going to fair.. pray to god for me. I'll keep you updated.

So yeah I'm at school... and everytime I accidentally click on a link and it comes up with something like "deemed inappropriate" falls under the category of "pornography, CHILD ABUSE" and so on.. I shit myself thinking that all the teachers are now monitoring my usage.
AND YES I KNOW "STOOPH, WHY ARE YOU PORNING IT UP AT SCHOOL" well..
Why aren't you?

This keyboard sucks balls.. and by the way.. my eye is all itchy again, I will try to refrain from itching it. I fear I will fail miserably.
So anyway, I'm camping it out on msn OH SHIT I JUST SCRATCHED MY EYE.. FUCK.
ugh, back to the camping. ANYWAY. I'M BORED. SOMEONE COME ON SOON. MY EYE ITCHES. MY HAIR IS GAY. PRAYYY

I do cross country for a sport, but the weather hates me and decides to rain in the morning and not the afternoon so i got wet while going to school but crosscountry isn't cancelled because of the rain. Yay exercise.

After that, found Turnsey who I hadn't seen in a while. He was discussing people that we were gonna get for muckup day, and why everyone seems to hate the Cosics.
Hungy:"So, why do everyone hate the Cosics so much? They seem like nice guys to me."
David:"It's cause they're TWINS." *Uncontrollable laughter*

Francis decides to go and reveal charles' secret (he did like a week ago, just kept forgotten to write it up.
"I've figured out Charles' secret-how he does his hair! He just doesn't wash it!"-Francis

Now i've got this blood nose again. Bloody blood nose season.

So like (how many times have I used those 2 words to start a blog?), stooph got rid of her drunken rant that we loved and which i'm sure 95% of you people aren't aware of (including me until I started writing this), so I guess I'll fill in something to keep you bored.

While trying to hear dehan over the class background noise today (yesterday):
Hungy:"I can't hear you man."
Dehan:"..."
Hungy:"I still can't hear you. Speak up!"
Dehan:"..."
Hungy:"I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU."
Dehan:"I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING!"
Hungy:"Oh."

And John coughed up blood in class today, we hope he's okay (he is okay). Actually i threw up the other day as well, and from experience I now know that just before you throw up your mouth makes a lot of saliva. So next time if you suddenly get alot of saliva in your mouth, you should probably rush for the toilet.

Chris lee gave me some marble pocky today. It was the best thing I've tasted since.....the dessert pocky I bought off him yesterday. Man that stuff is awesome. I think i'm addicted now.

And then at lunchtime, it was round 2 of the showdown between me, champion of the free and good people verses the biggest stinges of the century. Do you guys remember that post I made years ago...where is it...its there somewhere...about those church boys (John/Matt/Henry/Andrew etc.) didn't wanna give us sausages? Well, it happeend. AGAIN. Those cheapasses and their bloody sausages.

Plan A was: Swindle, flatter or beg our way into some sausages. That didn't work. We needed a plan B. So you know what we did? We ninja'd that shit.
Francis/Me/Pugs manages to sneak behind the counter (oh yeah i'm so skinny now its sad i can fit between gaps and people don't notice but I guess being skinny does have its uses) and pretend we're servers and hand out bread. Eventually the real server (dom) gets bored and went off somewhere, leaving us to hand out bread. So I hand out bread to everyone and everyone gets free sausages :D Except nobody was around...except fob vincent. Oh well at least we got a sausage. Yay. Ugh.

Okay I finally wrote that after 3 days of procrastinating and it doesn't even sound as cool as I thought it would. Alt QQ time.

Oh and today Vince was like (this is about formal tables):
Hungy:"Are you missing a table vince?"
Vince:"Nah, a table is missing me."
Just like chuck norris!

Poor cousin stooph doesn't appear to be feeling so well at the moment...please be nice to her :\

I laughed so hard when I heard this, curtesy of kegs:
"I just realised, there's gonna be girls at the formal..."-Kevin (panda kevin)
The poor boy. You girls go easy on him okay?
So anyway that Inspired me to blog. I'm sure you all want to hear about my skiing experiences with that bunch on thursday, so I'ma put this up for you. And since none of us are very photogenic, and being a bunch of scrawny guys, nobody bothered to bring a camera. Not that we would've bothered taking photos since it was cold.

Yeah, instead of pictures, I bring you a hand drawn picture story-just like in kindergarden.

Okay so the night before we all rocked up to EJ's place and crashed (except nathan/josh). This resulted in the party looking like this on the morning of skiing:
So let me describe them to you, incase you can't read it or whatever:
From left to right:
Yunghan: Was never to be seen. He got bored with our "omg noob take so long" and went ahead and skiied by himself, since he's the only one pro enough to have his own skis.
Hungy: Stoned. See EJ below.
Vinno: Had this pair of transition glasses, and that's what he looked like at the end of the day. Yeah, they're pretty black alright
EJ:Stoned, all thanks to John who snored really loudly so nobody could sleep. Wears Orange beanie.
Nathan...i dunno, could only think of his spikey hair. Happy because he got to sleep since he didn't sleepover with john.
John:Slept soundly the previous night, at the expense of everyone else.
Josh:Short and happy. He always is.

And then we went to ski, and this happened:


Yunghan went off and skiied down some hc slopes. Me and Vino followed (after some initial misgivings) but then gave up after a while because Yunghan was too fast and we still couldn't see him and he thought we were too nub.

John/EJ chickened out and skiied on the nooby slope the entire time (I think). Josh got stuck in the bush somewhere for a while (I dunno i might've just made that bit up...oh well.)

But where was Nathan?
Was he skiing at some other pro place?
Or maybe fell asleep on the bus and forgot to get off?
Or maybe....:

Nah not a chance. Or could be. Not sure how reliable those rumors are. Anyway we didn't see much of Nathan. or Josh or John or EJ since we decided to follow Yunghan. We spent the next 4 hours looking for someone...anyone. This summs up our effort:


Its like, playing where's wally. Except harder. Can you find wally? No we didn't actually find EJ on the chairlift, but that would seem like a good spot for wally to hide.
After a while we gave up and decided to terrorize noobs on the noob slope, like so:

Oh yeah, i got alot of "wtf" looks from other people.
Then on the bus back, we stopped at Yea for dinner. But it was crappy: The chink restaurant was run by some white people, and the fishnchips...smelt of reused oil. While everyone else was considering that dilemma...:

The church lady had some scones on the bus and was offering them to everyone before, but no one wanted any. Since me and Yunghan both cbs we stayed on the bus while everyone was out, Yunghan went and like a ninja, obtained those scones. We ate them while people were paying craploads for bad food. Man those scones were good.

And then we got home and all was boring. Crap its school tomorrow. And i just remembered that i wasted 50 minutes on this while you lot don't even care about my life story. Hurray.