Quote Hungy/Fiber

Since the last time I have brought you, dear reader, those gay lines typically spoken by the members of an insitution known as Melbourne High School. I'm sure you haven't missed them, but here are some all the same to celebrate my return to that homosexual place.

Kevin:"For your birthday, i'm going to get you not just one but two condoms."
Hungy:"Whatever for?"
Kevin:"Isn't it obvious? So we can have gay sex together."

Vinno:"Aaarrghh...i failed, so spank me!"
Henry:"..."

I don't think you need any explanation there. And, I'm missing an awesome quote by Peter. I'll put it up if i can remember it later.

And one more thing:its going to be a shit year at school this year :\ In fact i'm going to go have a cry now.

So.. I've finally decided to delete ALL my games.
For most of you its no big deal, BUT I LOVE GAMES AND STUFF. IF I COULD MARRY A GAME I WOULD.. *ahem*
Here's a list of the aforementioned games -

Assassins Creed
Fallout 3
Fable
GB
Maple
CS 1.6
CS:S
L4D
COD4
COD5
WoW
World of Goo
Crysis
Spore
Sims 2
GBA games
NDS games
Age of Myth
Warcraft 3 TFT
Warcraft 3
Soulstorm
Unreal tournament
FF8


Theres plenty more im sure. I'm so sad. I woke up today at 8am thinking oh hell there's nothing left for me on the computer.. so I promptly went downstairs and slept. I feel empty

and school is too close by, so i will not elaborate. Suffice to say that today i woke up really early and moved alot and it was hot and bad things happen when its hot.

Anyway, today we bring you a quote from a certain person! Guess who it is?
No its not Vinno, so if you guessed that, well, sucks to be you. I did see Vinno today by coincidence though, but meh. Today's quote belongs to the one and only Chris Tham (i really have nothing better to quote, I aplogize :\)
"I didn't hit her, i slapped her!"-Chris

ceeebs writing due to above reasons.

I realised, that lanpost almost sounds like lampost. Wait, is it 1 p or 2 p (lamppost?)? Oh well. The lamposts from narnia that is :D

Umm...okay lan. Pretty big fail, considering alot of cool people ditched/didn't show up and the people who public lan was made for didn't even show up. But then, other cool people were still here, and we went downstairs and exercised alot more than last time (in fact, i'd even say there were people down there the entire time. a first). Oh and, the semi wong-made-not-so instant-but-prepackaged lasagne was a huge success. So was the wong-shroom made mi-goreng (but i didn't get any :\) The sheperd's pie wasn't. Also another 1.5hrs was spent cleaning up as usual, but you don't care about that. It wasn't fun though D:

Okay quote time:
"So this is what it feels like to be pregnant...."-Kegs, pretending to be pregnant.
Now if anyone has any questions regarding pregnancy, you know who to go to.

And, wii tennis is officially my favourite wii game, since i own at it with some exotic skills. Its a shame Nobody got a video :\

Vincent. Vincent.. What can I say Vincent Junior.

What can I say?

You know I've got to hand it to you, nobody seems to rile me up as much as you do. I don't like you. You are irritating. I mean, you do know that I am the main whinger here right? I don't like logging in to see some piss ass comment in the cbox.

Really I don't. And I don't like being blamed from some shitty holiday you had in HK.

Maybe they found you irritating. Gay, short, fobby. Oh Vincent Junior, I really don't give a shit about how I "rage" at you. I don't. fancy that eh?

Hey, we may not have met face to face. I mean who's to say we wont hit it off and be the best of buddies. Yeah who's to say indeed. But until then, I don't want to see your gay comments in the cbox until you've fully thought something out.

God dammit.

ps. Oh stop copying shit from lolcats.

I am really really sorry, although not by much, that all my posts are complete and utter crap. Unfortunately, I don't plan on making any effort to improve, since I know its never going to be good enough for you. Hence as compensation, you can exercise your excellent language analysis skills on my posts for your amusement and continue to bag these posts (although you are already anyway, so basically, i'm wasting your time here).

Sincerely,
Your cousin, Hungy.

Yes, i know i stole the format/tone/sarcasm from your apology letter(s), but like I say (and yes i'm repeating myself again), "Plagarised goodness is always better than original failures." I was too lazy/fat/cbs to think of anything original anyway, so sue me.

Anyway, as usual i bring you a shit quote (although that goes without saying, so i will refrain from saying so in the future). Today at wong's party which by the way generated a whole heap of hilarious moments, the following conversation took place:
Wong:"Okay guys, we need something to play."
Vincent:"Oh I know, lets play spin the bottle!"
Jitain:"Dude, you realise there is like, 8 guys to 2 girls here?"
Vincent:"Yeah, that's exactly the reason why we need to play."

Special thanks to Wong for inviting us, and to Vincent/Jitain for the quote, and Calvin for being my awesomepartner in the hat game. To the only asian I know of that has not seen pokemon, I tip my hat off to you.

Dear Toshiba. You know.. nobody doubts your inability to make shotty products that fuck up after a few uses. You know that. I know that. The whole goddamned world knows that.

I, however, did not know that you extend this "fucking up" onto your technicians. I mean, how was I to know that after I sent my laptop in for service, the screws would be stripped.

For all of you who don't know what I'm saying.. it's when somebody uses the wrong sized screwdrivers on screws and continuously turn it till the grip at the top becomes a bloody useless hole.

So yeah, fuck you toshiba. Thanks for making my day. You know, I was being nice, cleaning out the heat sink, setting up a wireless local area network just so that when people come to visit the internet wont be tied up to one computer. But obviously, you, MR. BIG COPORATE COMPANY, had to ruin my dreams.

I've tried:

Different screws
Drilling a hole into the screws.
prying it with plyers

I will try -
Soldering a new grip
drilling again
burning my laptop
epoxy
corporate take over of toshiba


p.s my hands smell like poo now. DAMN YOU TOSHIBA. YOU WIN AGAIN D;

OH HEY GUYS.

We know I blog to rant and rant to blog. Anywho.. initially I was going to do a documented, hour by hour "private eye" investigation of the blossoming love between Wong

That's this guy :




and we musn't forget our female lead, yi ling. That's this chick

Cousin Farn is officially certified a genius as of today, rivalling perhaps even excelling in terms of coming up with quotes of pure genius.

I am unable to provide the backstory/context for today's quote due to a certain someone's request, but here is the quote in its most unblemished and pure form:
"...but naked girls doesnt necessarily mean porn..."-Farn

As we can see, Cousin Farn is clearly of the more refined and discerning patron of the arts ^_^

A few things actually.
1) Apologies to Stooph, for bumping your awesome post about asian RPG with these shit quotes of mine, but it was going to happen sooner or later....since, well, you haven't kicked me off yet (but please don't D:)
2)Steve for using his quote that he got pissed off at. Sorry steve, but i found this pretty funny ^_^
Steve:"[I am] fucking annoyed."
Hungy:"[Your] parents said no?"
Steve:"Amongst other tings."
If you don't get it, go learn some more about our residential tanky boy.

3)For destroying your eyes with an OJ quote, but ahem.
OJ:"...'act' like a retard?"
Hungy:"Yeah, it takes skill you know."
OJ:"...Skill to be a retard..."
Hungy:"Yah, without actually being one."
OJ:"I'm too pro. i'm a retard naturally. Wait...shit."

That's all folks. I shall endeavour to waste more of your time next time :)
Oh and, Hard times sucks hard D:

Well from the phew comments I read, and by that I mean 2 lines of OJ's comment, there seems to be a rather large uncertainty about what makes an asian and what makes a TB.


WELL, ILL TELL YOU :O


(Remember, this is clearly how I interpret both of these uh.. cultures)

ASIAN BUILD 101

Asian I think comes in a large variety.
What we have are the: White, Yellow, a hybrid build of the both and NonH,

Now if we treat the former list as more of a race we can see clear classes forming.
These include: FOB and Fluent

From here we can assign them separate jobs, Gangster, Geek, Nerd, Genius, Dumbass.

Race

Okay, now let me explain what the: Whites, yellows and hybrids and NonHs are


FOBs and Fluent classes branch off into separate jobs, and sometimes more than a single occupation.

FOBs - Yeah, basically higher stamina ability to study. High study DPS. :o Good jobs are nerds and geeks. However, very low communication skills in different faction lands.

Fluent - lower ability to study. Lower dps. Good communication skills. More varied jobs available.

Jobs
CBS now... so yeah

Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you, the overstatement (or understatement, depending on your viewpoint) of the century, curtesy of a certain birthday boy in about 7 minutes

"I have morals."-Vinno

Actually, it's his birthday now, along with Danny. Happy birthday nubs ^_^
Edit: Here is a cake for you :D

Picnic today (yesterday). Quite fun admittedly, much funnies said, although no fun out of context so no. Kbox afterwards, although it ended up quite confusing since half the people (including birthday girls D:) ditched and went somewhere. Still good though. Screamo never sounded so good in pop songs (cough me cough). Note to self: remember to bring water to prevent dead throat. Damn i'm turning tb.

oh hm...i cbs now its late. Good night everyone. Lets see if i can find that picture...

Happy new year. I think stooph is writing something as well, but can't tell since i'm still not an Admin yet :\ So you may or may not be reading a double post.

Anyway, today's quote belongs to a very special guest, a certain O.G. Guan Long. Here's Long lamenting about the state of affairs in today's education system:
"Man, I see year 6s playing dota these days. When we were yr 6 we played runescape. At least we learnt learnt heaps from it, like copper and tin makes bronze...."-Long

Even Bill would agree. If he played RS that is.

Edit: Here's Oj being OJ:
"...it's [My msn name is] also to motivate me, so that everytime i come onto msn, it reminds me i have better things to do than to keep a social life."-OJ