Quote Hungy/Fiber

I was told by a certain someone I met that her impression of Melbourne High was that it was full of gays, since she's met like 5 of them and i'm the only straight one (please tell me I am. No that's not negotiable). Due to atheletics where people run around and pretend, well, not all of us-but most of us-, to be tank, gay antics ran high. So, to not disappoint the rest of you, heres some gay crap that I am quite honestly fed up with, but since theres nothing better I guess it works as some filler.

Vincent (the small fob one which goes without saying) runs around harrassing people, I.E. Kevin:
Vincent:"Surprise gaysex!"
Kevin:"Oooh...oooh...ahhhh..."
Vincent:"Oooh...oooh...ahhhh..."
Kevin:"...Wait what? Vincent? Piss off!"

Getting changed-always a very gay experience.
"Ooh wow you're quite tank...in fact, I think I am sexually aroused!"-Steve to vinno's "sixpack" thing.

And there was a disturblingly high rate of ass spank going on. Ahem.

Oh how low have I sunk, from the once great quotes to these poor excuses. At least I hope our
female (and homosexual) audience will be slightly amused. Please help me convince myself here.

Also, good luck to Francis. We're all for you here ^_^

3 and a bit weeks into school, yes i am still alive thank you. As for what happened to this blog, well its still here, so I have no idea what people are on about.

Anyway, not much happening at school. Well, nothing worth mentioning anyway. Except for this crazy old guy talking about car crashes in assembly. I mean, well, you can have a quote from him to see what I mean.
"...and the last thing that went through the driver's mind was the windscreen."-Crazy Old Man, In reference to the dude who crashed and died :\

Since theres not much else, and my imgaination fails me often, Here are some other stuff from another smartass in the age (since none of you are cool enough to read the business section, i hope). Its from a buisness dictionary apparently:

Banksters:
A group of true professionals who make gangsters look shy and cautious. THeir overriding principle is to have no principles.
China:
A country that has to decide whether it wants to buy the world, or just leave the world to its own devices.
Economics:
A science of human behavious that manages with scientific precision to avoid any understanding of humans.
Government bank guarantee:
A chance for governments to put any organisation that does not qualify for the guarantee out of business.
Performance pay
A game of theft in which the winners are those who can get out just before everything collapses.

Yes I have fallen on Hard Times indeed, having to resort to quoting randomn people. Now quit complaining and start thinking of something funny to say.

So, I was stupid and did unimaths that Bill said he would help me do. But now he's doing unichem and i'm the only one doing unimaths and none of it (well, a tiny little bit) makes any sense :( Will somebody please explain to me how you prove that root 2 is irrational?

And plus, all the people in my class are too cool, and i don't want to disappoint them by being clueless....and it still doesn't make any sense. All you smart people, where be you? Come over and halp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Oh yeah, and it goes till like 6, so i get home at 8 since its ridiculously far from any public transport (curses rich private school kids).

Ahem.

And then like, Diluptha comes along and asks:
Dilu:"Hey man, whatcha do in Unimaths?"
Hungy:"Nothing. I don't get it. And i didn't know you did unimaths too! Halp me!"
Dilu:"Oh no I don't do it, I just do it for fun."
Hear that? He does it for fun. Mong what have you done to the poor poor black kid?

Then, Mr. Chiang comes along and makes my day by saying (after laughing at me for being a total noob in a class of cool people):
"What are you on about? I'm not a stalk-oh...er...wait....damn."-Vincent

Then kegs said something, but it was too stupid to quote.
So heres anotehr stupid day for the rest of you.

Oh yeah, and i should apologize for not updating this like I used to, but I won't since its year 12 and It seems that the less I post, the more likely stooph is. So yah.

VIVIAN CHAN YOU ARE MY SHAMOOMOO

What's a shamoomoo you might ask? WELL.. i dont know

Here are todays lotto numbers

Numbers:	5 1 16 23 29 18 44
Supplementaries:	33 38

Congratulations to the 2 lucky winners of over 20 million dollars.


In other news, a person, presumed female and hairy has been sighted near the PLC school grounds.

She (or he) has been cited to reply to the name
Yi long.
Oh wait this just in, it's actually a wombat.. on the run after raping a man in New Zealand.
All bystanders are warned to be cautious around this felon, and are asked to stay indoors out of "reach" of the supposed wombat.


Thats all for NightlyStooph. Good night.

a slightly better day than yesterday. Slightly. Despite the gayness that was swimtrials, unlike yesterday I did not get home after 8:30 due to idiot bus drivers. hail to them. Hope they drink and drive and crash and die.
Anyway, had methods for the first time. Turns out that despite Dr. G's omenous "you'll find out", Mr. Bull was a rather likeable fellow (much better than say, Mr. Keyte)

"Hey Hojo, stop eating. No on second thought, keep eating. Because when you're eating you can't talk."-Mr. Bull

Later, while being late, Kahsern makes a observation about that obnoxious not asian kid:
"I don't hate him, but if he talked to me, then I'd hate him."-Kahsern

Oh yeah, It took me about 3 hours to write this. I fell asleep in between too.