Quote Hungy/Fiber

Okay msn didnt work, and I don't think skype will either.. So here's my status updates at 9 in the morning.

[9:24:10 AM] Flubber: you might not see this
till i get home
but jesus
its cold
I woke up at 8
had 5 hours sleep
im like
dead
and my breath smells
[9:24:17 AM] Flubber: also
[9:24:26 AM] Flubber: my appendages are freezing their boootixs off D:
[9:24:32 AM] Flubber: this for me is like a plane letter in reversal..
[9:24:37 AM] Flubber: not even a letter at all.
[9:24:42 AM] Flubber: more like.. a litany of complaints
[9:24:45 AM] Flubber: i sposeee D:
[9:24:56 AM] Flubber: it's meant to
[9:25:00 AM] Flubber: hail today and rain
[9:25:03 AM] Flubber: i mean wtfexxx
[9:25:03 AM] Flubber: D:
[9:25:40 AM] Flubber: IM REALLY FUCKING COLD.
[9:25:43 AM] Flubber: MY STOCKING HAS HOLES IN IT
[9:25:46 AM] Flubber: AND ITS NOT EVEN WARM
[9:25:47 AM] Flubber: ITS LIKE
[9:25:51 AM] Flubber: FUGLY THIN PANTY HOSE
[9:25:54 AM] Flubber: GOD DAMNIT
[9:25:57 AM] Flubber: AND IM TIRED
[9:25:58 AM] Flubber: AND BORED
[9:26:02 AM] Flubber: AND ILL FAIL ENGLISH AT THIS RATE
[9:28:30 AM] Flubber: I feel like pooping .. I just realised something.. How am I going to go "answer the call of Nature" in this dress?
[9:29:18 AM] Flubber: I CANNOT BE FUCKED ANYMORE.. I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO DO..
[9:29:22 AM] Flubber: ATTEND HER WEDDING NEKKID

By now I realised I was making no sense at all..

Anywho.. so.. my toes.. are REALLY REALLEEEH COLD... I can explain to you why..

As the external environment decreases in Temperature, the body must maintain homeostasis. To do so, vasoconstriction occurs. Vasoconstriction is the constriction of bloodvessels, stopping blood flow to small appendages. These "appendages", such as fingers, ears nose etc. Have a high surface area to volume ration therefore more heat is lost at a higher rate in those areaS. The blood is kept flowing in the torso area where organs are... unless you have them floating freely around your body.. I don't know then. ANYHOOO, Shivering begins to set in. Skeletal muscles are contracting and relaxing, this increases metabolism, generating more heat to compensate for the loss of heat (due to the cold weather)...

YEAH, YOU CAN BE SMART IN MATHS BUT I CAN BE SOMEWHAT DECENT AT.. BIO.. oh man this is major fail D: I SALUTE YOU UNI MATHS GUY.. oh and that guy with awesome chem marks o:

I GOTS TO GO TO WEDDING

IM GOING TO TAKE KNITTING NEEDLES THERE.. JUST TO POKE PEOPLE WITH IT.. OR NOT.

I have a Lang analysis on Monday.. goes till 4:30.. what a load of croc.

Anywho.... Fark foomallllls D:
I mean it's okay for you blokes, you know.. all you need is a suit, shirt, tie shoes. DONE.

Most of you probably have suits from last year and shoes... whereas chicks.. man.. have to spend so much on so little.

So either, you're a girl who didnt go last year (me..) or a girl who did go last year..(EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.. who doesnt have a pee pee).. regardless of whichever category you fall into.. you still have to buy shit loads of .. well.. "Shit".

I mean wtf..
we.. (It feels odd to group myself with other girls.. but hey thats because I'm a tranny right? [I made the joke, now move on]) have to buy like.. LET ME LIST IT..

LIST FORM(al)!

- Dress
- Coat? (From last year? I don't know..)
- A clutch/purse/bag etc( WTF IS A CLUTCH?)
- Shoes..
- APPARENTLY MAKE UP?!
- Cost for hair cut, style (no idea)
- SOMETHING ABOUT JEWELLERY?


I mean I've wasted so much money. FUCK THIS SHIT. IVE DECIDED TO GO NEKKID D<

EVERYONE WILL DROP AND THEIR EYES WILL BURN.. I think this section is deserving of a bible passage -

Publish Post

"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."

And now you know how terrifiying it will be.

ALSO, what I don't understand (this part will probably fall on deaf ears) is why everyone is so hyped up about having "karaoke" in the hummer? It's like a 30 minute drive, and you guys are harping over what songs will be available?.. I'm going to get inebriated just so my hearing will be distorted.

First things first: I don't actually have a quote today (i do actually, but its pretty bad so cbs). I wagged social today too, which i'm sorry for to all the people I promised to get drunk with, but its Vinno's fault. Really. Which probably would've been a good source of quotes, but anyway.

Today, I present to you, dear reader, a special blogpost as a reward for your loyal readership:
Proof that unimaths is completely relevant and necessary for a healthy social life.
(paraphrased straight from the book)

Theorem 1.4, Page 17: At any party, there are at least 2 people who have the same number of friends present. (Obviously relevant given that social was just then)

Proof: We will assume that someone cannot be their own friend, and that two people have to be friends with each other in order to be considered friends, for logical reasons.

Suppose there are N people at the party. Each person can have between 0 and N-1 friends present. Thus there are N different possiblities for the number of firends each person can have present. If each of these possiblilities actually occured, there would be someone with no friends and someone who's friends with everyone (N-1 people). But then the latter person would be friends with the person who is friends with no-one, and this is impossible.

So someone with no friends and someone with n-1 friends cannot both be present. hence at most n-1 possibilities for the number of friends each person has can occur. Hence when we check the number of friends each person has, there are n-1 possibilities to N number of people, meaning at least 2 people must have the same number of friends. This completes the proof.

What did I say. Told you its completely relevant :D (take that fanshou and the other skeptics ^_^)

Today, Francis thought he'd do something quote worthy, so he and ej went into music office to photocopy music, and being gangster and knowing the password to the photocopier he walked in without asking the teachers. Then Mr. Jones jumped them and the following confrontation took place:
Mr. Jones:"Oh so you think just because you're in year 12, you can do anything you want?"
E.J.:"Nah, Francis knocked and asked you."
Mr. Jones:"How come I didnt-"
Francis:"Yeah of course I did! It's cause you're too old you know...deafness is a terrible thing..."
How rebel was that?

Then Karlgren had to go be himself:
OJ:"If i can get some LSD's...then sell it to everyone then I can get money to go to the formal..."
Kegs:"What's LSD? Some kind of sexually transmitted disease?"
We assume he didn't hear it rigth and also didn't say it right. Or he's just stupid.

Rest of the day was boring, and now i'm tired so I think i will go sleep some.
Note: Francis' hardcore moment actually happened yesterday...but um...yeah.

So for anyone who expected that a new term would bring a fresh source of awesome, you thought wrong. I rocked up to school on time and all I got was this reason about why people wanna crash my house. It went something like this:

Hungy:"I wonder why everybody loves coming to my house without me knowing. Am I that awesome?"
Steve:"Nah, can't be...its more like..."
Kevin:"Well its not our fault your wireless password is so easy to hack and remember..."

So yeah. I even had to make the lame joke at my own expense. Notice how I put the quote first this time so that you people don't even have to bother reading through all that junk that usually comes before the quote.

Then there was school. School was very lame, because...well....school....guh. Nearly everyone got a haircut (they look stupider than me now :D), but apart from that it was same old. I did get double off in the afternoon since Ireson decided to wag, which was kind of him. Yay.
I realise i am actually talking about my life to the internet and by extention the creators of all the world's child porn, but we will discontinue that line of thought.

Edit: Remember when I praised steve for his physics filesize? well sorry steve, your eliteness has been taken over by Kegs, who has created a monster 5gig of an EPI. Truly an epic. Heres a screeny to prove it (not my fault its blurry though):

Usually when I leave the blog to its own devices for a bit cousin Stooph usually picks up on posting to rage about whatever she feels most pissed off towards at the time, but I guess she's preoccupied right now...so. Apparently there's a demand for this sort of thing, I.E. posts (i'm kidding myself here, but do play along please. Just think of it as me liking the attention.) so uh, here's something from Karlgren that made my day slighty more interesting

"Congratulations Steve. You have won the award for the biggest EPI word document ever created! 147mb!"-Karlgren

Its more about steve than karlgren, but anyway. My EPI currently stands at 21kb, which is the standard size for a blank word doc. I think its time to me to get a move on. I could probably go on about how I wasted my holidays here, but cbs. I have work to do. So, stay tuned soon for stupid quotes as I return to school tomorrow ^_^

Oh yeah, and if anyone has a copy of the heinemann chem3/4 textbook (any format), i'm currently looking to get my hands on one. I have a nelson one i'm willing to trade/swap for a bit/burn the cd/etc

They're horrible. First OJ scares the shit out of me by making the Not-Lan that i didn't even invite anyone to common knowledge on facebook (including Vladica *shockhorror*), then i realise i'm about 5 days behind on holidays homework. After that I procrastinated more and realised that i haven't even vaccumed the house yet and when mum finds out tomorrow i'm going to be done for! D: Somebody save me!

I'm such a drama king sometimes yeah. Anyway.

Today I was amused by maggie in a most unsual manner. Sufficient to say, she was not particularly happy with me:
"...you do that and i will remove your ability to have sex."-Maggie

Now you know the formal way to threaten someone with castration :)

of a habit. Posting late quotes and generally bludging posts where I should be, but not to do work but instead waste my time doing absolutely nothing (also known as total war. pewpewpew). I think i need to....argh forget it. I cbs. Its freaking holidays and its 12:13 already and i slept at 2:30 last night doing....nah in this rare moment of cbs/need something to fill up space i leave your imagination to finish that off.

Anyway, a certain stoner reminded me of this really intelligent conversation I had with Jon the other day:
Jon:"You're stupid."
Hungy:"You're stupid too."
Jon:"I'm joking."
Hungy:"I'm not."
I dunno. What else was I supposed to say?
To the rest of the people who I promised i'd quote, allow me to say: Sue me.

Happy birthday. Dear rest of you readers, did you know that pi was found to be rational today? I think this is two causes for celebration. No okay not really.

Um, specialist sac today. Despite how Dr. G got everyone so worked up and worried (wtf question none of the teachers could do?!) , it seems he got lazy in the end. Maybe it was because i was surrounded by smart people, but i managed to put down an answer for every single question, which in itself is an achievement. Whether they're right or not remains to be seen, but then again noone really cares. Poor Francis died when he figured out he didn't read the question properly though. Our condolences to him.

Alright, since i cbs and need to get back to world conquest, here's the long overdue quotes from Kegs:
"Ah its only 10 thousand dollars. If I add another zero to the end of that, I'll have a million!"-Karlgren
No one unstupid can understand what he meant. But it sure as hell was funny.
Then Vinno was pretending to be a man as always, with expected results:
Vinno:"....after breaking the hymen..."
Karlgren:"What about the heinemann text book?

Yeah. Okay. It was stupid. But um, back to work *cough*.