Quote Hungy/Fiber

HI THERE, IM 7 YARRRS ORLDD, I LURRRVE POOOOKEMON, OOOO ROOKEEE HEERRRE I GAWRTSH MARHSHELF A POOOKEMON.

Okay seriously WHAT THE HELL?
WHATTT THE HELL??!?!?

I was playing pokemon today. Yes I know.. I should've been studying because it is year 12, an important milestone in my LIFE. HANGON YOU, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN MY LIFE IS, THE ABILITY TO CATCH LEGENDARY POKEMONS.

I WANT TO WORK FOR IT, NOT GET IT GIVEN TO ME A SHITTY SILVERY UGLY MO FO PLATTER I HATE YOUR BABIES.

So I was playing, and it's like HOLY HELL A LEGENDARY!! IT'S YOUUU DIALGAAAAAA, YOU'RE THARRR SEX. fucking took me 3 ultra balls on my first go, and I caught the mother fucker.

It took me like 6 resets, and probably around 15-20 ultraballs on each to catch fucking kyoga alone. AND HERE I AM WALTZING IN WITH THREE UGLY ULTRA BALLS AND I CATCH IT ON MY FIRST GO. NO FUCKING WAY. NO. I WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS. I SHALL HEAR NONE OF IT HECTOR, YOU SHALL BE WORKING WITH YOUR UNCLE ON HIS FARM, NO MORE SON. NO MORE.

BUHHH PA PA!!!

wait what the hell am I on about. YEAH. FUCK YOU POKEMON. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABLE TO CATCH YOUR ASSES SO EASILY. (OH WOW THAT WOULD'VE BEEN INAPPOPRIATE IF IT WAS IN ANOTHER CONTEXT...YES).
I MEAN FOR KYOGA I HAD TO GET ITS HP DOWN TO LIKE.. FUCKING.. I DONT KNOW.. LIKE THE SIZE OF SOME ASIAN GUYS PENIS. THAT'S HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS. BUT NO. YOU LET ME GET MY LEGENDARY ON THE FIRST GO. I HATE YOU.

Now now, you learned types might be like - "but oh stooph, you're just really lucky, you know it's all to do with probability" then you'll whip out some fucking rule to find out my chances of catching it on the first go. Yeah you fuck nuts know who you are. WELL I DON'T CARE. I HATE YOU POKEMON. ARGHH IM GETTING A HERNIA. D<

AND THE NEW POKEMON ARE SO UGLY. DON'T LET ME EVEN GET STARTED ON THAT. THEY ARE SHIT HOUSE. I MEAN OKAY OKAY GOLD AND SILVER.. IT WAS LIKE WOW.. IT'S A DRAGON AND SO ON AND SO FORTH, THEN YOU GOT LIKE THE CRYSTAL SHIT AND YOU KNOW THAT SHIT WAS COOL. I mean holy fucknuts even sapphire/ruby was PISS AWESOME.
And then we come to Diamond and pearl and platinum or whatever it's called.
okay okay I mean you have the usual "cutesy" cute pokemon.. okay check..
then you have at least one awesome one.. wait where is it!? WHERE IS IT!?!?

IT'S NOT THERE. THAT'S WHERE.

Fucking turtwig, okay evolved looks pretty decent.. but fucking chimcar man wth is that shit. It looks like it has fire coming out of its ass.. and even fully evolved it looks like an anorexic chick from ethiopia. YEAH I WENT THERE.

It is.. what? 6:30pm now.. and after I finally did an actual read through of this post.. I realise it makes very little sense..
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It's tuesday now.
Tomorrow you suckers have to face the U-mat. Hhahaha suckers umm maybe I should've used another word..other than sucker.. because I've already used it.. right.

But until then let me enlighten you on my day, or rather, what is to come.

SOOO I have to go to swinburne for some shitty prac
wait.
Fucking
Two idiots behind me are so fucking loud well this sentence here is just awkwardly phrased D: ew.
It's like 8 in the fucking morning and they're giggling like prissy little hyenas. WAIT WAIT, how can I classify hyenas as prissy?! What is wrong with me!?
Holy mother of fuck. wow.. I do love the word "fuck" and it's other counterparts .. yeesh
FUCKING MO FUCKING FO.
oh hey check that out... I used the word "fuck"ing again o:
It's too loud, my eyes are drooping and then BAM the stupid higgley diggledy laughing begins.
HA-EH-AH-HA-EH-AH-HA-EH-AH. YEAH READ THAT OUTLOUD. what is wrong with me?!

WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO LAUGH umm.. disregard this completely please


so Yeah... but jesus christ man, how much do you love that whole size difference. size difference in what? IN TEXT, COMEON WOMAN DON'T FORCE THEM TO THINK!
How.
Much.
Do.
You.
Love.
It.
Bitch? This is just plain rude, I'm sorry... or am I? no yeah I am. PLEASE DON'T LYNCH ME D:

So let me continue from where we last left off, yeah so heading off to swinburn.. does it have an e? anyway, heading off to swinburn(e) to make DNA for some shitty sac. Also, we're doing another sac there OH WAIT HAHA.. that part where I say sac twice.. yeah makes no sense.. I was implying we had more than one assessment task at swinburn(e) but yer.., but.. we're not sure what yet, not even the topic.. why? BECAUSE THE FUCKING TEACHER DOESN'T KNOW EITHER. Horrible writing. Horrible.

WTF

ALSO, IS IT WRONG EVERYONE HERE REMINDS ME OF GEESE? GAGGLE GAGGLE GAGGLE I FEEL IT IS WRONG TO CONSTANTLY MAKE REFERENCES TO THINGS AROUND ME THAT NO ONE READING THIS POST WILL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.

So.. you know what I did on the weekend apart from just doing maths. Do you? Do you know?
Hey mr. tree do you know?.. I couldn't find any pictures of "funny" looking trees without looking like a disgusting pornographic loving freak. UMM .. lets not even go there.

BLEH.
I stayed up with Pam (none of you know her, ahoo ahoo ahoo) and we looked up pictures of Ditto from that long forgotten episode where like.. it couldn't change its face properly.. WAIT WAIT

.. wait some more.. I turned around just then.. and Katherine Lee.. the chick who doesn't know how to cough or blow her nose properly, yes her.. she was looking at a picture..of a.. penis. what. the. hell. is. wrong. with. plc. wtf. fuck. fuck. ew. there's. those. words. again. "fuck". oops
And by now you should've guessed that it was her that was laughing like a moronic bafoon. higgledy piggledy.

Back to my weekend. I was looking up pictures of Ditto and its massive fail :D

A title. Anyway, today was a very bludge day, despite being monday and every subject day. I think its probably because there are these idiots who went to this thing called winter concert rehearsal instead of school. They are probably at this so-called concert (read:waste of time) right now. Having fun at the concert people? I certainly did, by not going.

Anyway thanks to them we had the biggest bludge day in the whole week (since today and counting). Those melb uni people came over and had a chat to us, and I learned that everyone wants to do commerce. Engineering, on the other hand had 3 people in it. Year 11's don't count of course. Oh and Hojo wagged again, but I don't think his former friend noticed. Which is sad.

And then in spesh double bludge, Steven (Le) had this great one liner to bag Marko (come on, who doesn't like to pick on the self-professed smartass white guy?). In reference to the fact that Marko is one of 2 people not doing the UMAT (and what a gay little thing that UMAT is.):
Marko:"But I don't want to come by myself on wednesday...."
Steven:"You've been coming by yourself your whole life."
Its dirty, but like, oh snap? And hey its Marko.

Also, I promised to quote my cousin because we strive to be as awesome as her:
"And yes I know, 'Stooph, why are you porning it up at school?' Well...why aren't you?"-Stooph

I got a hair cut last night. And I gotta say.. it looks pretty shite o:
Im all asian looking and shit.. maybe it's because I'm tired.. because you know me.... no wait you don't.

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
Okay, thinking about it now.. I really cannot be fackered.
So very tired.
I have too many sacs, yet.. UNLIKE YOU I DON'T DO SHAT LIKE.. "SPESH" AND "PHYSICS" hawrty hawrty har har har har.

My hair.. keeps getting into my eyes.. and you know what I did? I stopped typing up this post for a second to scratch my eyes.. only to look down and find this keyboard to be layered with grit.
I don't know how my eyes are going to fair.. pray to god for me. I'll keep you updated.

So yeah I'm at school... and everytime I accidentally click on a link and it comes up with something like "deemed inappropriate" falls under the category of "pornography, CHILD ABUSE" and so on.. I shit myself thinking that all the teachers are now monitoring my usage.
AND YES I KNOW "STOOPH, WHY ARE YOU PORNING IT UP AT SCHOOL" well..
Why aren't you?

This keyboard sucks balls.. and by the way.. my eye is all itchy again, I will try to refrain from itching it. I fear I will fail miserably.
So anyway, I'm camping it out on msn OH SHIT I JUST SCRATCHED MY EYE.. FUCK.
ugh, back to the camping. ANYWAY. I'M BORED. SOMEONE COME ON SOON. MY EYE ITCHES. MY HAIR IS GAY. PRAYYY

I do cross country for a sport, but the weather hates me and decides to rain in the morning and not the afternoon so i got wet while going to school but crosscountry isn't cancelled because of the rain. Yay exercise.

After that, found Turnsey who I hadn't seen in a while. He was discussing people that we were gonna get for muckup day, and why everyone seems to hate the Cosics.
Hungy:"So, why do everyone hate the Cosics so much? They seem like nice guys to me."
David:"It's cause they're TWINS." *Uncontrollable laughter*

Francis decides to go and reveal charles' secret (he did like a week ago, just kept forgotten to write it up.
"I've figured out Charles' secret-how he does his hair! He just doesn't wash it!"-Francis

Now i've got this blood nose again. Bloody blood nose season.

So like (how many times have I used those 2 words to start a blog?), stooph got rid of her drunken rant that we loved and which i'm sure 95% of you people aren't aware of (including me until I started writing this), so I guess I'll fill in something to keep you bored.

While trying to hear dehan over the class background noise today (yesterday):
Hungy:"I can't hear you man."
Dehan:"..."
Hungy:"I still can't hear you. Speak up!"
Dehan:"..."
Hungy:"I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU."
Dehan:"I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING!"
Hungy:"Oh."

And John coughed up blood in class today, we hope he's okay (he is okay). Actually i threw up the other day as well, and from experience I now know that just before you throw up your mouth makes a lot of saliva. So next time if you suddenly get alot of saliva in your mouth, you should probably rush for the toilet.

Chris lee gave me some marble pocky today. It was the best thing I've tasted since.....the dessert pocky I bought off him yesterday. Man that stuff is awesome. I think i'm addicted now.

And then at lunchtime, it was round 2 of the showdown between me, champion of the free and good people verses the biggest stinges of the century. Do you guys remember that post I made years ago...where is it...its there somewhere...about those church boys (John/Matt/Henry/Andrew etc.) didn't wanna give us sausages? Well, it happeend. AGAIN. Those cheapasses and their bloody sausages.

Plan A was: Swindle, flatter or beg our way into some sausages. That didn't work. We needed a plan B. So you know what we did? We ninja'd that shit.
Francis/Me/Pugs manages to sneak behind the counter (oh yeah i'm so skinny now its sad i can fit between gaps and people don't notice but I guess being skinny does have its uses) and pretend we're servers and hand out bread. Eventually the real server (dom) gets bored and went off somewhere, leaving us to hand out bread. So I hand out bread to everyone and everyone gets free sausages :D Except nobody was around...except fob vincent. Oh well at least we got a sausage. Yay. Ugh.

Okay I finally wrote that after 3 days of procrastinating and it doesn't even sound as cool as I thought it would. Alt QQ time.

Oh and today Vince was like (this is about formal tables):
Hungy:"Are you missing a table vince?"
Vince:"Nah, a table is missing me."
Just like chuck norris!

Poor cousin stooph doesn't appear to be feeling so well at the moment...please be nice to her :\

I laughed so hard when I heard this, curtesy of kegs:
"I just realised, there's gonna be girls at the formal..."-Kevin (panda kevin)
The poor boy. You girls go easy on him okay?
So anyway that Inspired me to blog. I'm sure you all want to hear about my skiing experiences with that bunch on thursday, so I'ma put this up for you. And since none of us are very photogenic, and being a bunch of scrawny guys, nobody bothered to bring a camera. Not that we would've bothered taking photos since it was cold.

Yeah, instead of pictures, I bring you a hand drawn picture story-just like in kindergarden.

Okay so the night before we all rocked up to EJ's place and crashed (except nathan/josh). This resulted in the party looking like this on the morning of skiing:
So let me describe them to you, incase you can't read it or whatever:
From left to right:
Yunghan: Was never to be seen. He got bored with our "omg noob take so long" and went ahead and skiied by himself, since he's the only one pro enough to have his own skis.
Hungy: Stoned. See EJ below.
Vinno: Had this pair of transition glasses, and that's what he looked like at the end of the day. Yeah, they're pretty black alright
EJ:Stoned, all thanks to John who snored really loudly so nobody could sleep. Wears Orange beanie.
Nathan...i dunno, could only think of his spikey hair. Happy because he got to sleep since he didn't sleepover with john.
John:Slept soundly the previous night, at the expense of everyone else.
Josh:Short and happy. He always is.

And then we went to ski, and this happened:


Yunghan went off and skiied down some hc slopes. Me and Vino followed (after some initial misgivings) but then gave up after a while because Yunghan was too fast and we still couldn't see him and he thought we were too nub.

John/EJ chickened out and skiied on the nooby slope the entire time (I think). Josh got stuck in the bush somewhere for a while (I dunno i might've just made that bit up...oh well.)

But where was Nathan?
Was he skiing at some other pro place?
Or maybe fell asleep on the bus and forgot to get off?
Or maybe....:

Nah not a chance. Or could be. Not sure how reliable those rumors are. Anyway we didn't see much of Nathan. or Josh or John or EJ since we decided to follow Yunghan. We spent the next 4 hours looking for someone...anyone. This summs up our effort:


Its like, playing where's wally. Except harder. Can you find wally? No we didn't actually find EJ on the chairlift, but that would seem like a good spot for wally to hide.
After a while we gave up and decided to terrorize noobs on the noob slope, like so:

Oh yeah, i got alot of "wtf" looks from other people.
Then on the bus back, we stopped at Yea for dinner. But it was crappy: The chink restaurant was run by some white people, and the fishnchips...smelt of reused oil. While everyone else was considering that dilemma...:

The church lady had some scones on the bus and was offering them to everyone before, but no one wanted any. Since me and Yunghan both cbs we stayed on the bus while everyone was out, Yunghan went and like a ninja, obtained those scones. We ate them while people were paying craploads for bad food. Man those scones were good.

And then we got home and all was boring. Crap its school tomorrow. And i just remembered that i wasted 50 minutes on this while you lot don't even care about my life story. Hurray.

Matt and I broke up on mutual terms.

It's fine hahaha, First breakup ever for the win! But yeah, we're fine. I think we're still friends but yeah.
ANYWAY, thought you people would like to know :3

Ah fine, don't give me my comments you cold hearted lot. You know i'll post anyway since i'm such a bored boy with nothing better to do....asswipes. Thanks to the people who did comment though, your support is appreciated ^_^

And yes, i feel obliged to post after each and every musical I go to, since i'm not as rich as yunghan and go to the same musical twice just cuz i can afford it.
From avenue Q:
"If you rearrange the letters in umemployment, it spells OPPORTUNITY!"-Gary Coleman
I can't think of any quotes...because they're all to random. But i do suggest you go and watch it. Or at least youtube avenue Q. But since i know you're all lazy bastards i've gone and found the links for you :D
Internet is for porn
If you were gay (Bestest one. And its better than the performance we watched. Both of them actually. Whoop dee do.)

Kegs thinks he's so witty, so i'm gonna put this up so we can all laugh at him:
Hungy:"Come on, you have to go out sometime apart from going to lans."
Kegs:"nah...cbs. Besides I did to take out the garbage!"

Finally saw transformers today, after 2 weeks of trying and meaning to go see it. It was many pewpew as expected, and even more nonsensical than...the last 3 stupid movies I saw (terminator..twilight..and that other one (when a stranger calls :P)) put together. How do hugeass robots get shotup by pistols? Another mystery of the world. But yes at least there were pewpews. And Joanne said this:
"Man those cakes look sooo delicious...oh wait they're not out yet."-Joanne
I fell on my ass in ice skating too (I'm such a busy boy). My right leg is dead. I hope it will not impact skiing performance tomorrow.

Its blog anniversary day. You know what that means don't you? It means this baby is officially 1 year old and that i'm going to write up hugeass chunk of bullshit to waste your time and fill up some space :D (Hey its not often i get an occasion to yap on for no reason okay, So this is perfectly acceptable). So one year old ago at this same time I, being the stupid boy i was back then, finally worked up the courage to, like they say, step outside my comfort zone and expose to a variety of pedophiles and stalkers and the like (see post below) on the internet. But yeah, its been a whole year already.

We've been through thick and thin together, like losing our VCE virginities, that hugeass earthquake we had, and more recently the pandemic known only as A-H1N1 which has killed thousands. But as the saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you strong, our bond as bullshit artist and loyal reader has only strengthened as a result of the ordeals we've been through. But this hasn't been without a price though, as there were many who have fallen during this ardorous journey. So I ask for just a moments silence as we mourn the fallen (cough cousin farn cough)...

And no there's no quote today. I had one yesterday actually but i was lazy so forgot. And i won't bother writing that next time since i use that excuse so much it should automatically come to your mind now :) How epic was that speech script? Come on, rate it. That means clicking the little comment link below, typing in a number, typing in the picture verification thing and then pressing the comment button. You all know how i'm a whore for those goddamn comments. So just give me on this occasion okay? Okay?? D:

So, I think I love that Tom loo guy. HI YOU O:

It's like.. even his name is freaking awesome.. i mean
it combines two of my most loved things, TOM YUM and the loo
+ = ??

I realised I didn't have any photos of this "Tom Loo" character.. odd so I was looking at facebook - WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.. WTH WTHHH?!

Todays blog is dedicated to Vincent Chiang.
I mean.. fucking what did I ever do to you.. except break your sword (OOO SUGGESTIVE, AM I RIGHT?), give you shit about being asian.. and you know.. so here goes nothing.

SO IM SICK. YAY.
I sound like a dying fkn cat right now.. like no joke.. if you shoved hundreds upon hundreds of feline critters down my throat, I'd be sounding like this right now.

I would like to thank Vincent Chiang for this wonderful, wonderful virus.

Give it up for him guys, because you know what?
IM GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU SOON. JUST YOU WAIT BOY. JUST YOU WAIT.
D:<


So let me describe to you my symptoms. HURAY

well it all started off with a sore throat.
Like, the feeling you get when someone has gotten a tractor(I'm going to assume it is an extremely minuscule one, like.. extremely tiny), tied some barbed wires around it's wheels and then drove it down the inside of my throat.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

It's awesome because it then developed into a nagging cough, which then turned into a full blown bulldog bark. You know the sound, I blogged about it a while ago. Yeah that kath chick... yeah "AHOO" yeah thats it. Wait, Lo and behold, It's actually ten times worse. It sounds as if im going "Aho-" but then it cuts into a "AHOO-VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" god damn fkn tractors.

Well what else do I have? Oh yeah I feel cold, every-god-damned-second-of-the-god-damned-day. My piss is probably frozen icesticks now. You know what? I'd probably be pissing out little seals the next second fkn