Quote Hungy/Fiber

This post is not humorous, nor is it well written. VCE. LO.
Yep, a few days ago, in Hungy's post, he mentioned something about OJ's porno stash - all 130gb of it. Upon reading that, I thought, dayum, no way would I be able to top that, everyone loves pornography. And in the words of clare "Everyone watches pornography"... yeah clare.. we know you do..


Anyway, moving on, last night, the most horrific (or amazing thing, depending on your gender.. no rather, sexual preferences) thing happened to me. OKAY OKAY LET ME TELLS YOU.

Stooph loves to study. (HAHAHAH)
I leave my computer on all the time right? right.
So I thought to myself,
"Ya know, stoobi, you awesome awesome gal, you. You should totally download some games, remember that one you used to play? yeah download it! while you study! EFFICIENCY OR WHAT!"
And that I did.
I rushed the torrent, didn't bother checking the name of the file, I don't know.. maybe I mispelt it or something? I just clicked on the one with the most seeds and you know started the download.
3 hours later, I finished my aus work, came upstairs all ready to game and what not. Mounted the image file, installed it and holy mother of god.
I ACCIDENTLY DOWNLOADED A HENTAI GAME.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
LIKE
AHAHRHGHGH

I started yelling at 3 in the morning because I got shit scared.
On top of that it was yuri (Huray for kath lee)

I SURE DO LOVE PORN. JESUS CHRIST MAN. JESUS CHRIST. IT WAS DISTURBING. I FEEL AS IF I HAVE TO REFORMAT MY COMPUTER.. IT... FEELS DIRTY. EWW EWW.

So yeah.. that was my "porno" story. Also, I'm scarred for life. This absolutely tops the time I downloaded yaoi.. and you know, I didn't know what "yaoi" actually meant.. it was great.
woo.

Note - I have deleted the game now. NO PORNO FOR YOU MALE HO's oh, and none for clare HAW HAW HAW

I am bored.... in need of things to do, but alas, I know that I must study. BOOO BOOO BOOOO
*Begins to weep uncontrollably*

I do not like. Especially when the weather's all cold and you're stuck outside out for half an hour sitting there looking bored...sorry if other people found it boring, I did too, but well I guess I was too stoned to think of anything original to do :\

Study is also boring, I also do not like. So put two things I don't like together and blahs. Well at least I sort of got work done. I've been sort of getting work done all week, though I don't really suppose you care about that. Then we saw little fob vincent and big Vincent was passionately telling us about his kbox experience:
Vincent:"...and there was hot Vincent on Vincent action.'
Hungy:"I agree, except for the hot part."
James:"Oh, that was cold!"

But that was all yesterday, when I was supposed to have written this up but got lazy and stuff. Today, I have, at long last, found my purpose in life. It may be found here. I dedicated the rest of my life towards maintaining the most up to date and complete list possible, at least until I get bored or when VCE starts...oh wait.

Then today, it was discovered that OJ has 130Gigs worth of er...'questionable' manga on his harddrive. He claims its not his and that he's never seen most of it, but nonetheless it is still very suspicious. I do admit a passing interest in such things, if only to uh, 'broaden my horizons', of which generated the following conversation:
OJ:"Wow, I never knew girls were into this kind of stuff."
Danielle:"Wow, I never knew guys were into this kind of stuff!"

Notice 'guys'. Yes I am lazy and had a not really boring but lack of quoteable quotes day.

And zero percent work done. I should probably stop telling people that since its a given, but for the lack of anything real to say...yes I have yet to do any work. And we wish you a merry 18th kegs, may it be just as merry as your 17th.

So there was this party at Kegs' place that all the cool people went to, and there we proceeded to engage in some man on man action, a la super smash brothers. And I finally found my pokemon yellow you know, after losing it for about 8 years. On it was my strongest pokemon of my day, a level 55 pikachu with Thundershock/thunderbolt/thunder/quick attack moveset. Those were the days....
Anyway, then everyone bagged David (Thai) for being such a noob and using Lucas:
Charles:"Yeah...Lucas is such a noob character."
Kegs:"Yeah, he even looks a bit like David."

And yes, people should remind me to get off facebook while stoned or under the influence of mind altering substances....

So, as you all know I've been studying my ass off.
I stay up till 4 - 5 in the morning studying right? right.
Anyway, last night I got so hungry that I ended up boiling two eggs for food. I didn't boil it long enough.. so it turned into a sloppy mess.. and inside.. I wept. I WEPT. I SOBBED. RIVERS OF MY TEARS MIXED WITH THE SLOPPY EGG AND TOGETHER THEY FUSED AND BECAME A DRAGON BALL.

I seriously have no fkn idea what I'm getting at.. maybe I'm on crack or something.
Bah, so I go to sleep at 5 in the morning.. and just when I'm about to doze off.. a bird outside my god damned fkn window starts tweeting.

You might think hey you know, it's nature, deal with it. FUCK YOU, THE BIRD DIDN'T SHUTUP TILL 9 IN THE MORNING. I was so fucking tired. Just sitting there listening to the bird going "toot tweetootweetootwee" over and over again. God freaking heck sake boobs D<

I'm sick of birds man, I wished, at that moment, I had a gun to blast the flipping thing out of the fucking tree.
It's 5 IN THE GOD DAMNED MORNING, IT'S STILL DARK, GO HOME TO YOUR BIRDLINGS LEAVE ME ALONE ASS WIPE
What the fuck are you trying to do? lure mates with your fkn song in the fucking dark. I don't care what chemicals you may release, or whatever heatvision you may or may not have, YOU CAN'T HAVE SMEX IN THE DARK AS A BIRD IN A TREE. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS THAT IS!?

fucking ass birds man. fuck.
I swear to god they're out to get me. Next time I'm going to tie a cat to a fishing rod, then we'll see who'll be tweeting. A-holes.

So that was the end of trials. I should've known better than to waste my time studying physics, but oh well what's done is done.

Me and Kegs (or Kegs and I) have been playing this new game. It's called Ultimate Knight, and its pretty ultimate because its made in Japan where all awesome things come from. The other day we tried playing the game online, and similiarly (or so we would guess) some guy named Johan, who may have been japanese as he didn't speak english very well, also joined us.
Now Johan became fast friends with us, at least for about 2 minutes before I got bored and left and kegs didn't have any choice but to befriend the Japanese boy, and well...they tried to get the game to work you see, tried:
Kegs:"Hey Johan man, your ping is over 1000...."
Johan:"Really? Thanks!"

Yes, we lead very interesting lives. And I should post something a little more relevant to real life, but well you know, life sucks.

but i'm really hating the new msn thing. Its all bubbly and confusing and worst of all it reminds me of, god forbid, windows vista. Argh.

So chem trials today. Majorly cbs. Did not study at all. Blitzed half of the thing in 30 mins then sat there for 40 staring at hte biodiesel thingamabob which i didn't really underestand thend did the rest of the exam in 20 minutes. But woohoo no one cares. Just like spesh trials. Methods tomorrow and physics friday where i'll finally be able to go home at a more normal time. And no more unimaths (i r winnar). And pandas>vcaa. Incoherent ranting. Wewt.

Okay, so on the way to school, DP talks about OJ. With Chris Lee:
David:"So you know how OJ goes to state to pick up and shit yeah? So the other day I was like, 'hey lets all follow OJ to state!'"
Chris:"We'll check the disabled toilets first yeah?"
That doesn't make much sense. Its not supposed to, or well, more like leaving the interpretation open. I dunno maybe i'm making that up but i found it pretty funny.

And yes I got home 10 minutes ago. Just to bring you that quote and rant.

The end is beginning.

Edit: I couldn't resist this one when Dawei asked:
David:"What exam do we have tomorrow?"

There is a certain degree of required competency which I seem to be lacking at the moment. I believe some /wrist may be necessary. But of course this is not an emo blog (cousin stooph might disagree, but i digress).

As it is against my morals to not capitalize on a good racist jokes, especially at the expense of whiteboys. Nickson today asks abou worms (you know, that game where you shoot each other with holy hand grenades and all):
Edward:"Hey what colour am I?"
Hungy:"You're white, duh."
I love racism, even at the expense of being cool :D

And then, for some kegs bashing which we haven't had in a while. Today Mr. Ganella asked some idiots to hand in their mobiles before the sac, just like he did yesterday. Now yesterday, people who handed in their mobiles had to stay behind and fix up the exam room. So today most people didn't bother when he told them today. But Kegs did, and John said:
John:"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who're stupid, but learn. And there are those who're stupid and stay stupid. Like kegs."
Poor Kegs...i wonder if he'll ever learn. And don't you pull number 2 on me.

Update: Now I remember the thing i forgot, after today's hadouken practise with Pugs, it made me remember yesterday what happened on that platform, after the miserable :
Hungy:"Oh man, I was so close to doing it...but I didn't."
Bill:"Too afraid of physical intimacy?"
Then 2 seconds later, pugs comes by:
Kevin:"Oh man..I...argh could've did it, but didn't."
Bill:"So here we have two people who could've but didn't."
And I can't seem to remember why it was so funny. But somehow it still seems appropriate to stick up here.

It seems that we are really in a quote drought at the moment. I don't suppose the impending nature of exams, and trials thereof (does that even make sense?), helps with people's creativity these days. And my memory too.

Before I waste your time any further, there is no quote today.

So I checked those half finished posts that we're working on back here and none of them appeared to be finish or at lesat in some sort of semi-publishable state, so I guess I won't bore you with them. And somehow it feels the sentences i'm typing are really disjointed at the moment...so yes I shall cbs the rest of this post.

3 more sacs to go this week. Then trial exams. Yay.