Thursday, November 26, 2009

A big thank you

To everyone who prsetned themselves today. Thanks to your combined efforts, I am now officially capped until the end of the month and will enjoy the benefits of ultra low speed internet until then.

And Pugs, I've got your usb if you didn't realise already. Probs hand it to you at school tmr.

So we like, tried to play something with people, and it failed. Charles the wagger never showed up due to WoWing until 5am on the day and probably woke up stoned or something, so people were left with david's copy of super mario to play on the Wii. No one could get co-ordinated, and rapid disconnections due to mum's ins and outs managed to crash about 5 games of dota before people gave up. It wasn't till about 8pm when most people left, that we finally managed to get a proper game finished. But you don't care about that, what you're more interested in is our 4 player game of Starcraft compstomping, which was a bitch to setup due to Vic's laptop (which vince was playing on) repeatedly overheating and randomnly freezing. Zerg rushes are epic. The overheat problem was overcome by placing ice bricks under his laptop (he doesn't know though, so do me a favour and not tell him :D). When we finally all got into it, the following conversation occured:
Kevin:"Vince, you're lagging like shit."
Vince:"Don't worry guys, you're all lagging like shit too."
Somebody break it to the poor guy...

Thanks to pugs for staying at my place till 12AM the next day.

That was yesterday. Today, I woke early to watch the next installment in the epic twilight saga. I have to say, it was a huge letdown (not that I was expecting much), but still, unlike the original there were no memorable lines, the music was totally inappropriate and laughable, main characters still unsightly (they don't seem to get it though) compared to supporting cast, the list goes on. It was enjoyable ruining it for other movie goers though :D

Afterwards, I found 99% lindt(!!!!!) at last. It tastes awesome, and the wrapping was...impeccable. Should be a few pictures floating around somewhere for the professional stalkers, but for the rest of you, I strongly encourage you to go get some. It is truly the chocolate of real men.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Shoop da woop

Wow, so like, its all over. Finally huh. Today was a really good day. And like, I feel like quoting...what was her name...Fiyero's love interest:
Glinda:"Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true!"
Yes its out of context, but we'll ignore the pansy pretense part :D Since happy I am. I had instant noodles for dinner.

I was gonna put this up the other day, but forgot. So like I was seeing Dr. G at school right, and no one else was there since nobody's as sad as me, except the nooby year 10's who don't know how lucky they are (James Ting, for example, gets to watch Ghilbi films in jap class o.o) Anyway Ruw was there too, and he was making a killing by ripping off nooby year 11's...okay so it was more like selling his textbooks n stuff, but yeah. Then Mr. Bull walks into the maths department, gossiping with some other maths teachers:
Mr. Bull:"Have you heard about the student who had a relationship with his teacher?"
Ruw:"Oh shit they're on to me..."
Go man, go.

And my final exam was held at the Royal Exhibition Building, the very same place where I sat my Melbourne High entrance exam (next to Victor, and behind the kid who broke his coke). How fitting eh?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Did you know

that its 41 degrees in Sydney today, but 21 the day after that? No you didn't because you didn't need to, but now you do.

Anyway I was going to write this ages ago but continually ceebsed due to reasons that viv very aptly put into words:
Viv:"Even though a lot is going on now, i think i kept blogging because it helped me procrastinate and to get away from work."
That counts as a quote right?

And well, I still have school for those who I've seen about. And I even saw Samitha, who put it a little along the lines of:
Samitha:"Now that school's over, I don't mind coming anymore. Seems like I spend more time at school nowadays than well...during school."
You're black Samitha bud, we hear ya.

Thanks a bunch to everyone who cared last night and making it great. Its appreciated :) No thanks for the giggling though.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Blah blah

end of exams for 99% of homos blah blah and 99% of the rest of you. Everyone loves tasmania jones and hates voxi and blah blah blah i really can't be bothered since i was supposed to go and post this up to celebrate end of chem but ended up going to lan and cod 6 and it was good so i went and got it today and was playing that for a while now i'm tired and cbs and argh....ceeeeeebs.

Damn i screwed up my life.

And its STILL not over yet. Goddamn.

So Nixon and I ended up debating about the characteristics of white people yet again, and then as always it turned out like:
Hungy:"White people suck. You have people like....greening."
Nixon:"He's not white, he's asian."
Hungy:"What!? We don't want him. He's not asian he's white, he even says so himself."
Nixon:"Well, does he look white to you? We don't want him either, just because he's trash doesn't mean you can dump him on us."
Hungy:"Well, fine. He can be...uh, Korean then."
Nixon:"Yeah okay."

And to the rest of you who haven't finished, I feel your pain...and probably for a whole lot longer than you guys will be feeling it :(

On a brighter note, VCE is over! Wheeeeeeeew!
Until the results come out that is. Oh shit.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

OHH YEAHHH

HEY PEOPLE :D

I don't know, this seems a bit early but since ill be going to hk jp soon... i'd like some plane letters/parcels? :D

THE BEST ONE WILL GET THE BEST PRESENT (School friends will get one anyway :] )

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Revival

As you may or may not have noticed, Kegs has updated his blog for the first time in about 10 months, which is the same as the time since I last started playing navyfield. yes i'm sad and back to playing 2d battleships. Point is, we bring you this special triple fizix trio update today since Kegs decided to revive the comic and stuff.

Yes he posted on his blog already since i was lazy, but well its not my fault. Besides, you'd rather see it here than having to click on 'the other idiot's blog' right? Right? And besides, everybody loves super special triple editions.

Anyway, a quick rehash on our heroes since we last saw them.

And now, the latest adventures of our heroic fizix trio, composed of the great leader Hungy, the idiotic Kegs, and the pandaren...well, Panda.
Firstly, a little commentry on how people work:

Work as in...work, you know?

Next up is exam study technique. We can all see which is the best method here:


Pwn noobs and still win? That sounds like a deal to me.

And you lot down in the 4square courts will undoubtly remember this discussion. As always, Kevin volunteers to be the test subject due to public consensus.


Hope you enjoyed this special edition. And also, Kevin you owe me some oreo brownies.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Why don't you just sodomize me now, far out.

Biology exam.. wow. WOW. You could not have fallen further from.. well I don't know what from but you can just suck my god damn CORK. yeah, thats right cork.

What in god's name possessed you to be this fkn retarded? DO YOU JUST WANT TO RAPE ME NOW? BECAUSE HELL, AFTER THAT SHIT YOU DISHED OUT I'M ALL FOR IT. GOD. FUCK YOU.

Explain the process of binary fission. EXCUSE ME? EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?! WHERE IN THE STUDY DESIGN DOES IT TALK ABOUT THAT?! MORE TO THE POINT GET YOUR ASS HOLE "CHIEF EXAMINER" TO REVISE THE FAGGOTRY OF A BOOK "NATURE OF BIOLOGY"

N. O . B. YEAH you're a fkn nob. ASSHOLE.

I mean give me questions like this shit
"PATIENT X (For Xtremely gay no doubt)" HAS BREAST CANCER. WHUR DUR DUR, WHAT DO YOU DO?!

It was horrid. I was like oh shit, this is dumb
questions like:
"so and so said humans were at the high of controlling the environment"
DOES THAT MEAN NATURAL SELECTION WILL NOT OCCUR IN HOMININS
im like..
durrr WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR MOUTH. DO IT. NOW. AND TELL ME HOW THE HELL IT TASTES BECAUSE THE CRAP YOU LEFT BEHIND IN MY MOUTH AINT TASTING COOL OKAY?!

God sakes. I DONT CARE ABOUT STUPID ASS CATS WITH WHITE SPOTS AND SHIT. YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR POOR WORDING IN YOUR GODDAMNED FACE. ARGH MOTHER HELL FACKER

I WANT MY A+ GOD SAKE
I could kill somebody right now. far out. I mean questions like
THE PROBE USED FOR THE COW WITH CHS ALLELE WAS FROM TEH HUMANZ, WHAT INFERENCE CAN BE MADE? DUR DUR DUR. THEY'RE THE SAME FKN CODE?! JEEZ I DONT KNOW?! WHY DONT YOU JUST SLAP ME.

EDIT!!! BLARAHWAR

"Stoobi says (7:42 PM):
*hopeuflly ._.
*oh man
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i didnt sleep at all last night
*right
*so iw as up at 5
*working
*and when i napped before
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*LOLOL woah
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*i felt so tired my arms and legs went limp
.charles says (7:43 PM):
*serious?
Stoobi says (7:43 PM):
*and i got worried
*that i was dying or something
*coz i had a stomach ache as well
*so id randomly fling my arms and legs around
*just to see if they were still working"

yes.. all in a days work

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Whoopdedo

3 days into exam mode, and I'm already failing this study thing. Have done little study all day, played GBA games all day, stayed up to 2 to wait for DtB2 to DL and watched it, and well, generally fail and studying. Exams are hard.

I was going to write this up the otherday (english) but I forgot. Its by Henry again:
Henry:"Hey how much is it to get a blazer pocket emblazoned?"
John:"Whoa man...school's like...finished and now you want your pocket emblazoned?"
So Henry was asking around two weeks after the last official uniformed day. Aint he cool?

zzz.