Thursday, December 31, 2009

One might say

That I missed a christmas/new years blog. But lets be honest here, whoop de doo, who really cares? I don't at least. I'd assume that the lot of you who're reading this (which is an assumption in itself....hmmm) would probably have recieved many messages of merry christmas and happy new year and whatnot, so it doesn't really make a difference if I wish you one. Makes me wonder why I'm even commenting on this since this really is a waste of time. Then again this is a great waste of time, not that I have all that much of an urge to waste any. Only because Oblivion keeps crashing due to the 60 or so mods I've installed into it :\

Anyhow, happy birthday nubs, you know who you are. Here's a quote by one of them while at said nub's party sort of thing that was really fail, and only because we haven't seen any of him in months and I'm sure you all miss him (the poor kid):
Vinno:"Hey."
Hungy:"Wrong toilet."
Vinno:"Oh...uh, good!"

Yeah I'm a real lazy ass, and like I say, sue me. Peace out. Oh and I really envy you lot who're going/have gone somewhere.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

"Happy christmas,

And a merry new year. In closing, this day marks your 25th birthday and your complete independence from Thatcher and co." Aren't you amazed by the rapid update speed? It almost harks back to a time where I was a froob like some of you out there with no life so I spend my time updating this all the time. Not that that was supposed to imply anything. I love all of you. Okay I lie, some of you.

Anyway, today I went to buy a TV with dad right, and we asked for this 40" TV (sorry stooph, dad was stingy and wouldn't let us have an 50" D:) But it gets better. So we waited for like 40 minutes at the pickup place right, and after a while:
"Hey, do you mind if your TV is a bit...large?"-The delivery dude.
It was like boost all over again. We ended up with a 46" because they couldn't find a 40" TV. For the same price too :D :D Dad was happy.

Later, talking about that...whaddayacallit...oh yeah, VCE. Maggie sez:
Maggie:"Why are you so asian?"
Hungy:"Um...my parents are asian?"
Maggie:"I suppose if you put it that way, there is a good chance that you're asian isn't there..."

Probably destined so spend tonight (christmas eve) at some family/friends place, hence here's an early shoutout to the rest of you. A seasonal greeting to you all. Har har.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Holidays, Holidays #2

Man, I hate you people who constantly update your blogs. I mean, I love how you write about your life and it gives me something to read while I'm bored and lets me legitly stalk you and all, but like, the rate of the updates makes this place look bad now that its holidays and I have very little to talk about. I could probably write more but you'd find that a chore to read (I find this a chore to write).

Anyhow, its been a week since then, and some people (panda) haven't improved at all. Other people (John) seem to get rattier by the moment, and others still began to take their first step down the path of rat mastery (kegs). Let me illustrate:
Kegs:"So Kevin, do you watch gay porn or straight porn?"
Kevin:"...straight porn...."
John:"Its because there are guys in it isn't it."

Apart from that, there was like, steak, except, It wasn't at the place where we had once walked past every day for four years or so, and we were sad. But that's not really important since we ate steak then Yunghan being the rat kid he is, ended up tipping a whopping $.70. Yeah that's 70 cents alright. The waiter was so depressed when we made him take a picture for us in the end. Oh and, there was this moment right where Steve was fully sprinting around Spencer street station looking for us who were supposed to be there already waiting for him. And we were there, except in our formal gear (idea belongs to pugs), we blended in with the businessmen crew who were walking around, thus foiling his senses. We indeed are the masters of stealth and ah can't be stuffed. Why am I talking about this anyway, oh wait it's just that a dream that I've had for four years has finally been fulfilled ^_^ Partially.

Also, other people (vino?) went to see avatar and bought back these 3-D glasses things. Steve tried them on:
"So like, do you see everything in 3-D now?"-Xile

Yeah I have this cramp and my dad doesn't want to buy me a laptop. Life sucks.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

To be honest,

I am not entirely pleased with the outcome of yesterday's so called 'vce results' statement thingy that was shoved in my face once again as I collected junk from my mailbox. Bloody Sam Liu, he knows what i'm talking about. Then again I suppose I'll never be entirely pleased since my parents will never be entirely pleased until I'm lording over the monkeys (in a metaphorical sense) in some desert island. Anyway enough bitching since being the arrogant bastard I am I probably have less reason to bitch than the most of you out there, so like, yeah. I hope you don't get too pissed off for whatever reason, in the interests of both of our well being.

Today was eventful, seeing as some noob named Vinno decided to make an event which caused weekly badminton by Kevin to be pushed back to today which caused me to miss out since I was preoccupied, all of which was inspired by Steve's idle fantasies a of going to beach with girls a few months earlier while we were still under the spell of the evil, evil institutes which administers the VCE. 'You qualify for the VCE.' My ass I wanna qualify for the VCE.

The quote the quote, and you'll find that its very good, since cousin stooph was the one who has kindly provided us with it. On warcraft:
Stooph:"What do you call those creatures, you know, the ones with the odd ears and horse legs?"
Charles:"Um...Tauren?"
Stooph:"Dranei! That's the one!"
She is good, isn't she.

CBF writing more. In what is a first in my life, all of my broadshorts are too big for me :(

Oh and, congrats folks for making it. You are now rid of the most annoying part of this grind called life. I heartly welcome you to badger me for a more personal congratulations, if you haven't already recieved one. To the rest of you froobs still stuck in the limbo between boredom and hell (aka year 11), I laugh at you.

Go on, bite your thumb at thee.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Holidays, Holidays #1

Pretty uneventful so far. I mean well, sure i did heaps of shit since presentation night (like lan every day for 3 days for about 6 hours and lanparities and movies and sport and whatnot), but nothing of the kind that i'll remember in 40 years time. Well okay I lie, but anyway, nothing really realllly outstanding that you'd care about anyway.

Life isn't as interesting without cousin stooph I suppose, and this being the first post without her guiding light, lets hope that it is as interesting as it will be without her. But then again, who am I trying to convince. Believe me when I say that I'd originally planned to write heaps more, but since you cannot be bothered and I cannot be bothered, lets just end this misery here. The panic has still yet to kick in so therefore i'm still like 'eh cbs' atm :)

Here is one sexy dog.

Oh, so like I was talking to John about computers and shit yeah, and he goes,
"Ahaha, Vaios exude sex."-Jonathan
They sure do John, they sure do.

That's all for today folks. Hope you haven't missed me too much. And if you've missed cousin stooph (more likely), you'll see that she has a new place and you can find it down by the wtflol blog links bit in the bottom right :)

Friday, December 4, 2009

The End.

Well, boys and girls, it's been almost two years since the beginning of this place (more like 1 and a half, rounded up), and I must say this has been a most interesting and rewarding experience. Well okay that's a lie, more like a drag on both my time and yours, but what can I say, I was persistent.

But as is the nature of things, everything must come to an end. Much like valedictory last night signalled the end of my highschooling years, the more preceptive of you may have noticed that our most beloved cousin Stooph has lost interest in this blog and moved on to bigger and better things. Where or what I cannot say, but best of luck to our dear cousin out there in whatever you do, signed, the readers of this blog (see what i didi there).

If you go back to the very beginning, you'll notice that it was her idea (and a bit of tung, but no one cares about him) and mostly her blog, despite my writing. Without, it feels kind of...not so fibercakes. Not sure if I can will my disappearing urges to blog anymore after this, but we'll see. Perhaps inspiration might strike me and I'll continue wasting your time with some more pointless crap under a different name.

Anyway, just like everything, Last night (2 nights ago by the time you read this), we have officially concluded our involvement with melbourne high. But not without 'leaving our mark on the school', as the whiteboys were saying. So what happened was they sang this song that bagged out all the teachers who deserved it, and then all those teachers decided to storm out and not come back. And well, we being us, just sat there and kept eating.
They came back eventually though (wood did anyway) and continued to bagg the whitekids. And the physics kids (lol Krishna).
I forgot the quote again, how surprising. I guess I'll have to make up for it later. But what I do remember is Dr. Prideaux's speechnight gimmick:
Dr. Prideaux:"All the tall people to the rear, normal people in the middle, and still growing people infront."

That's all folks, I feel oddly....free...