Quote Hungy/Fiber

Karlgren-esque social experiment.

So if you don't know, I'm currently fairly annoyed with melbourne uni because for some reason they just had to screw my enrolment process over. Anyhow, because of that I decided to send them the following email, reproduced word for word below:

"Dude like, your system is not working because though I'm fairly certain
I put in the correct details as listed on my student portal, It keeps
telling me login is wrong. So like, can you please get it fixed asap?
Thanks a bunch."

I got this in return, also reproduced word for word:

"Dear Hansang,

As you have not provided sufficient information, I can only guess as to
what your problem is.

If you are having trouble logging in to the student portal, you may need
to reset your password. Please click on 'Student' in the following link
and follow the steps:

https://accounts.unimelb.edu.au/manage

If you are still experiencing difficulties after this time, please
contact Student IT by logging an incident:

http://www.studentit.unimelb.edu.au/help/log.html

Please remember to provide as much information you can in standard
English, as this will greatly assist us in rectifying your problem.

Kind Regards,

Patrick"

Notice the last paragraph. Anyway, thanks to you Patrick my man, I am no longer annoyed but rather thoroughly amused at the university. Just thought you might want to know.

'SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!'

Yah okay, I really cbs posting a proper post since my head hurts from the lack of sleep. Head over to OJ's for something along the lines of what I should have written.

Instead, let me tell you what was lost and what was found:
Lost:
-Greyish Cardigan-Found
-Brown Fcuk Bag-Found
(And more. Talk to me if you want something listed up here)
-Kevin's virginity

Found:
-Wii-nunchuck
-Black Purse-lost again
-Shroom's HDD
If you've got something that isn't yours and would like to return to the original owner, contact me as well to get it listed.

Thanks Fei for a great evening! The looks that people gave me were priceless :D

I absolutely could not resist. It's gold, you could say.

Though for the purposes of not fully embarrassing the owner of this quote (since it is very, very serious, anon shall repeat the quote for the rest of you:

"Ahaha it took 6 minutes to delete all the pr0n from my browser history..."-Anon

Thanks wong for listing me as one of your subjective #1 blog, and Ying for A)Pizza hut vouchers and B) Saying that you find amusement in these posts. I feel compelled to blog more now. Hurray.

Had to share this today, from Sir Badass, Guan Long:
"The only bad thing about china, is that they blocked porn. But you still can get them, since porn is unstoppable*."-Guan Long

*: I think he means, Un-Un-Unstoppable!

The other one goes to Temry Bear, who doesn't seem to understand the concept of ownership or something.
"So, are your parents crashing here now?"-Henry, in reference to the fact that we just moved.

Until next time.

Edit: Apologies for story/long post, but I have to share this:
Protip #2: Don't buy furniture from officeworks. Sure, they even supply you with a screwdriver and FREE coffee/tea at ttheir store, but oh god the instructions are twice as bad as the IKEA ones and contain the worst drawings I have ever seen in my whole entire life.
That is all.

I hope you don't mind. Not that you know anyway (apart from Steve, or whoever actually said that)

Hungy:"What are we eating, people?"
Steve:"What, are we eating people?"

Long said something, doesn't need to be said I forgot.

Hungy:"Hey John, you reply too slow."
John:"..."
Hungy:"..."
John:"..."
....
6 months later...
...
John:"My replies aren't slow, what the hell you on about?"
That was a facebook convo quote. I apologize. No not really.

My life is boring.

They just keep coming. Today's is bought you with master otaku, Aaron Lee:

Hungy:"Earth to Aaron, Earth to Aaron, still alive there?"
Aaron:"Life is meaningless without UNLIMITED BLADEWORKS. Oh, when I watch this movie, I'm going to rewatch it 12 times in total."
Hungy:"Lol, you are legend."

My first lol in a quote. Believe it or not, I Lol'ed.

give you a protip: Don't buy furniture at Ikea. Its a bitch to build. On the otherhand, food there is cheap. One dollar hotdogs? Bring it on.

No more stupid stories remember, we're both sick of them. Quotes are the Raison D'Etre of this blog.

Kevin:"So, which school did you go to before Melbourne high again?"
Long:"Camberwell..."
Karlgren:"Wow rich boy!"
Long:"...high."
Accuracy of quoted people is not garuanteed for this quote.

"I was born to asians, will marry an asian, and have an asian baby, to whom I will teach the asian way of life, so they can repeat my life."-Maggie

That is the way of the asian :)

Laters folks.

No doubt you're all interested in the wonderful adventures of Hungy during the holidays. I want to add 'in tamriel' to the end of that, but then only a handful of you would get the reference anyway and its pretty sad (but true), so no.

Today I went on my first ever (and last, most likely) VCAA scipt inspection! Thanks to Karlgren and family. It was a most frustrating experience, as apparently there was no indication as to where the inspection would take place anywhere along the way to filing one. Just so you know, the head office of VCAA is a well hidden structure, well protected from the prying eyes of the average year12 froob. Indeed, it took Karlgren and family about fifteen minutes just to locate the wrong place, and another half an hour before the right place was located. For your information, the place where the scripts are inspected is located conveniently next to a prison-where all those who fail end up, evidently.

Also evidently is the fact that I started writing this yesterday then got bored and moved back to Tamriel. I think I really am loosing motivation to post. Anyhow yesterday's quote belongs to Karlgren's dad, who evidently is a proponent of Kegs bashing:
Mrs. Lai:"So, Karlgren, when you go to uni and study law we buy you something yes?"
Kegs:"We agreed on a car didn't we?"
Mr. Lai:"Of course we did. In your fourth year."
Poor Kegs has had it. Of course, good luck to him in scabbing marks. Apparently it won't happen till Mr. Fall goes back into office sometime next year. Yes.

Anyhow, I realise that I really cannot be bothered writing crap and for the 20th time, you're likely to not want to read it either (I am psychic, yes I am). Henceforth, we shall revert to the original style of quotings where quotes remain unaltered by random stories I make up to explain them (see the first couple of quotes). So yes, stay tuned for quotes.