Sunday, April 25, 2010

Quote submission,

This time courtesy of Wong, although its about some other people:

Wensi:"Hey guys I, have a story to tell you: Yesterday, I accidentally ate a button. That's it."
Harry:"Wensi! Don't die!"
Wensi:"It's okay! It's been 24 hours!"

I don't actually know Harry that well (if at all...). I think I met you somewhere and I hope you don't mind me using your quote without your knowledge. But since you'll probably never find out it will be okay. Yes it will.

And my guitar string broke right?
"Oh wow, I thought your guitar was merely there for aesthetic purposes...."-John (the ratbag)

Thing is, he's right this time.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Another day,

another post. Aren't I amusing. Anyhow, thought it seems our beloved cousin is back on the scene to bring your lolz, she's not particularly coherent for the moment (or maybe she is but we're-correction, I'm- just too stupid). Proof:

Stooph:"Oh man, this ticket is soooo weird. It doesn't seem to have an expiry date."
Charles:"It's because you haven't used it yet."

We remain fervently hopeful that lolz will be had. Rest assured though, our cousin does not disappoint.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Your mother just waved at me, I killed her dog as a result.

Im in stats atm. VERY bored. Also hungry. Sleepy.. my god.. I could be like the entire 7 dwarves crew. fuckn.. ugly big nosed.. piss wits



IM SO BORED. I dont think these posts have their old flare. I only just realised that I had signed up for the blog again... like.. wow.. alzheimers. mmm..im hungry.


fooooo foooooo foooooo fooooo

Monday, April 19, 2010

I have decided

that life is a war on boredom.
"The gods were bored, and so they created man. Adam was bored because he was alone, and so Eve was created, thus boredom entered the world, and increased in proportion to the increase of population. Adam was bored alone; then Adam and Eve were bored together; then Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel were bored en famillie; then the population of the world increased, and the people were bored en masse..."-Søren A. Kierkegaard

So yeah, you're here today because your parents were bored. Think about it.

"Hrm...if I had a thousand bucks to plan my 18th with...I dunno. Put it in the bank, probably."-Charles

Friday, April 16, 2010

I figured

that i'm slipping back into story mode again. To compensate, here's one from our beloved cousin Stooph:

Hungy/Stooph (Unis): "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
Now for the actual quote:
"Oh man this is sad; we're going like 'wheeeeeeee on skype.' You totally need a girlfriend and I totally need a boyfriend to make sure this never happens again."-Stooph

In hindsight its not as funny as it was at the time. But it is still retarded and it is the piece of cousin stooph you've been craving for. And worst of all its true.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

I have discovered

what would correctly be called the bowels of the university. In the depths of the underdark, or more correctly, the 2nd level of the baillieu library, there exists a room which is not accessible from the floors equal to be and below it. I think that's sufficiently hidden to be considered the unknown dungeon of the uni.

Hungy:"You think you're gonna be rich in the future?"
Bill:"I'll make sure of it."

We know John's an arrogant rat, but Bill is in a class of his own.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

I love how


the number count in my follower list has increased from a measly 5 to a paltry 6. Thank you, my loyal supporters.Anyway, today, we went to Charles' birthday dinner. (It was also Clare's but Charles is the main character of this post). In case you're wondering, this is charles:


Since blogger refuses to allow me to post images side by side, this will have to do.

Anyway, so Yunghan/Vinno/whoevever bought Charles cod6 right, and then, (now), we're waiting for him to install it (its taken him 50 mins so far...the fail froob.)

Nick wants to go to sleep, but:
"Nah i didn't go to his dinner...the least i can do now is own him in cod..."-Nick

Hear Hear.

Bill manages to sneak in a quote just before i hit the publish post button: He said one of his subjects is going to be a 'Greening fest'. I asked him what it was.
"Greening fest, from sausage fest. Meaning, disagreeably high number of greening-like people in one room."-Bill

I pray to god that your classes aren't greening fests.

Excuse for crap quotes today: Charles refused to drink beer/get drunk, so he's unable to say anything worth quoting.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Oh mans

So i joined this boyband right, and dawei was writing music, and I told him:

Hungy:"Your song sounds like the indigo plateau music.'
Dawei:"What the fooks is an indian plateauy?"
Hungy:"Its indigo...you tard, go play some pokemon. Then you'll know."
David:"Oh right..oh my god it's true THIS IS NOW MY NEW POKEMON MUSIC."

I don't understand why that's funny either, but...excuse today: I was at home, no one to quote.

Friday, April 2, 2010

While we wait

and pray that something good might happen, here's another irrelevant quote in life to help you get through these hard times.

OJ:"F**K YOU BASTARDS I SAID GO THAT WAY F**K WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING F**K!"
Kegs:"Why is OJ talking to himself?"
Steve:"He's not talking to himself, he's giving orders."

House is trashed *cough cough*.