Quote Hungy/Fiber

I didn't think of posting this up earlier, but Steve found this in the unposted archives, so here it is. Its pretty long, so i'll summarize it for you in the tl;dr version:
David:"Help me!"
Hungy:"Fuck me."
David:"Where and when?"
Hungy:"Tomorrow at school."
David:"Fuck you."
Hungy:"That's the plan."
David:"Fuck."

Prepare for wall of text:

David says (10:36 PM):
*HOW DO U WRITE A CONTEXT ESSAY
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:40 PM):
*FUCK ME
David says (10:40 PM):
*PLACE + TIME
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:42 PM):
*TOMORROW. T7. 2:00
David says (10:42 PM):
*fuck u
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:42 PM):
*that's the plan
David says (10:42 PM):
*thats involuntary
David says (10:43 PM):
*and by then id be too busy getting fucked to fuck u and then learn how to write context essay
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:44 PM):
*it doesn't matter./ we're both fucked anyway
David says (10:45 PM):
*TELL ME HOW
David says (10:47 PM):
*SO LET ME TELL U ABOUT ROBERT DREWE'S GAY MEMOIR THE SHARK NET WHERE HE DEMONSTRATES MEMORY MAY NOT BE AS RELIABLE AS WE THINK
*AS TIME PASSES OUR MEMORY BECOMES FUCKED UP THEREFORE OUR SENSE OF REALITY IS FUCKED TOO
David says (10:48 PM):
*ROBERT DREWE HAS A MASSIVE DICK
*BUT IN RUTH'S VERSION OF REALITY HE HAS A TINY DICK BECAUSE RUTH HAS A FRIKIN MASSIVE VAGINA
David says (10:49 PM):
*THEREFORE IT CAN BE CONCLUDED THAT REALITY IS PURELY SUBJECTIVE AND WE ALL CONSTRUCT OUR OWN VERSION OF THINGS BASED ON OUR PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:49 PM):
*oh oh
*i did a essay on this too
*sex.
David says (10:49 PM):
*gimme a mark
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:49 PM):
*9/10
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:50 PM):
*epic winnar
David says (10:50 PM):
*W00T
*but carroll wud give me a 3
*if i take out swear words
*no 2
*-2 if i include swear words
*HAI
*HER REALITY MUST BE REALLY FUCKED
*COZ HUNGY'S REALITY IS SUPERIOR TO ALL
David says (10:51 PM):
*SO I DESERVE 9
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:51 PM):
*no
*i get 10
*cuz carrol loves me.
*and cuz i'm beast english
*esp. about sex n drugs n shit
David says (10:52 PM):
*hungy(L)ms carroll
*sex
David says (10:53 PM):
*maybe i should give her more
*so i can get 10s as well
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:53 PM):
*no way. you too noobshit
*not hardcore enough
David says (10:54 PM):
*i can go harder than you
*oh snap
*wait ur not blogging any of this shit r u
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:54 PM):
*ehehehehehhehehehe
*OWNED BITCH
*say your prayers
David says (10:54 PM):
*fex?
*i never see ur blog anyway
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*lol
*but eveyroen else will
David says (10:55 PM):
*BUT IF U DO U MUST START WITH "FUCK ME" PART
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*http://fibercakes.blogspot.com/
David says (10:55 PM):
*THAT U SAID
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*no wai
*i show other people that u r noobshit
*and i pwnzor you
David says (10:55 PM):
*OR ELSE I CLAIM U R DISTORTING THE TRUTH
*I SUE UR ASS
Hungy/Hangy-to hell with study. says (10:55 PM):
*WHO'S REALITY BITCH
David says (10:56 PM):
*FACE MY REALITY BITCH

/Wall of text

For those of you with amazing attention spans and got through all of that, or half a brain and skiped through it, here's some other stuff from last night that you can have.

"I don't want anyone to get drunk....but is 60 cans of beer enough?"-Vincent
I really wonder if it was enough.

Steve:"...that guy's ugly, well okay not ugly, but not good looking..."
Hungy:"Oh I wouldn't know, I have no taste in guys."
Actually I dunno why that's there.

Also Stalin once said that "Quantity is a quality of its own." Hence I declare this post a quality post (lays stooph bashing bait).

Seem to be everywhere, one only need open one's eyes. I haven't been doing a very good job at that, but thankfully our beloved cousin has been making up for my shortcomings, spotting this one whereas I would've missed it:

"...and then by the time I got it up long rushed me. It was not fun..."- Steve

Completely out of context. We haven't had those for a while so I hope you enjoyed it. Not that I care much, as long as I enjoyed it (and I did).

In other news, I've finally solved a mystery which had dogged me for many months (ever since I moved into my new room). The handle on the door to my room turns upwards. No wonder i could never open it without breaking something. Good job dad on changing the lock, you have made a most unique modification which will undoubtly keep unwanted noob visitors out. At least until they figure out his idiocy. Or read this post.

an update. When the chorus of your desperate pleas for an update reached me, my compassionate nature compelled me to ease your sufferings.

Somehow, its not nearly as amusing when I read this as opposed to monologuing it.
Anyway, despite my open antagonism for medkids in general, I do find occasional amusement in conversing with them:Pugs delivers

"What do you call 'a cyst'? What happens when you get ks'ed."-Pugs

Notes: To understand this medkid's joke:
'a cyst' is in quotes for a reason
Ks'ed is an abbreviation for kill stolen
Asking dota 'pros' should help you understand where he's coming from.
Not that any (or dare I hope, most) of you will need help.