Quote Hungy/Fiber

Cannot be stuffed. School is turning out to be boring (surprise surprise) despite more classes, more people in classes and more earlier classes blah blah blah cbs updating.

But here I am, enough said.

"Wow, you've started your macroeco homework already? Holy...I'm behind...Crap I'd better get my tute work done tonight then."-Elaine, When I told her I'd started on my macro homework.

"What? Pop my cherry? As if, I'm popping my own cherry."-Dehan, on libraries.

"Look at your hair, you can't see at all! Oh wait, that is all you can look at..."-OJ, observations on my hair.

Disclaimer:Yes I do need a haircut. Quotes are not in chronological order.

Because I don't have any friends in real life to talk with and quote.

So I linked a different vid from this one to Wong on youtube (warning:nightmarefuel), and he responded with:
Wongsta says (9:53 PM): I'll watch it once I get home and don't have internet
Hungy says: Oh wow, still at uni?
Hungy says: Wait, WHAT?!

There's the way I read it, and the way he intended the quote to be read. And he was actually still at uni. And also I found the vid I gave to wong, watch if you've seen Higurashi before. Otherwise, watch it anyway for a bit of retardation.

Also I have been spending excessive hours of my life on the site mentioned here. I think you should try it, it's where I got both of the above vids from...wait, no one cares...my bad...

The ladies man. I'm good at this aren't I.

Sam:"So, you got anything cool on your blog?"
Hungy:"Yeah, go read it man, do it now."
Sam:"LOL."
Hungy:"See, its funny shit yeah."
Sam:"Hold on, I'm gonna go read it now."

Also, I watched Twilight eclipse today. That was funny. Made my week.

my most humble apologies David. Actually no, it was pretty fun tormenting David by walking past Don Don's and encouraging Charles to go in. And also pretending to want to go to LAN instead of Kbox like he originally planned for us to do. And then actually proceeding to go to lan, upon whence he uttered:

"Fine, if we're going to LAN, can we please play CoD4?"-David (Thai), upon realising that we were actually going to go to LAN, and that the last time he played dota everyone ganked him.

"You should learn to stand up for yourself."-Charles, to David.
I believe this is the part someone says 'listen to you own advice, son.'

IM BACKK BITCHESS

You see, you see.. I've met new people. Yes. people. OF ALL PLACES?!
So as of today..I might have to make references to some.. really retarded random arsed asians, because hey, AS IF I'D HAVE WHITE FRIENDS. HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR.
ME NO SPEAK ENGRIIIII YOU KNOWWW?

Anyway, I went yumcha. Like.. at han bitchin' palace. They give great han jobs. OHHH I MADE A FURNYYYY DUR DUR DUR.

Lots of shit was eaten.
Descriptive as shit.
Oh.
Yeah.
English.
No... speakee.

Anyway, I ditched the main group and forced some retarded ass girl with me to go watch movies at crown because.. HEY, I HAD FREE TICKETS. FREE
FUCKING FREE UP THE ASS.

DURR MOOBIE STARTED AT RIKE.. PIVE BURTY RIGHTT?

so we kicked it asian old man style and went to crown, where I subsequently lost money and lost the dumb girls winning. WE REALISED IF I WENT FOR A COLOUR IN ROULETTE, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS GO FOR THE OPPOSITE COLOUR. AND GOD FORBID I JINX EVERYONE BY SAYING "IF IT LANDS ON GREEN ILL SHIT MYSELF" BECAUSE IT DID. OUT OF LIKE FUCKINGGG 50 NUMBERS OR WHATEVER, IT LANDED ON A GREEN. WTF 2/50. SUCK MY. DUCKS.


SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WATCHED PREDATORS.
AND I KEPT HAVING TO PEE.
AND OYU GUYS KNOW HOW I AM WITH PEEING.
MY BLADDER IS THE SIZE OF A PEA-FREAKING-NUT (I MADE A PUNNY PUN < SHUTUP, IM TRYING)

SOOO I SLIPPED OUT LIKE A NINJA (woah that sounded wronggg)
TO THE TOILET I WENT,
OOOO MAN,
I totally found a disabled toilet right outside the cinema room and im like UFUCKINGG WIN. and i opened it.. slgihtly.. unlocked. I open it wider. SOME FUCKING GUY WAS IN THERE PEEING AND IM LIEK WTF MAN WTF WTF WTF WTF

that was my day. WTF

to a saddening conclusion. I cannot write emo music. Actually its more like I cannot write music, but anyway. Even though pugs has put his faith in me to come up with something and I listen to all that emo crap all day I still just can't write anything that sounds remotely half decent emo (oxymoron I know). Oh, but who cares.

We Panda bear wanted to get drunk at my place, and Bill was watching as I climbed up to the highest cupboard in order to retrieve the drinks and he remarked:
"So the lesson is, every man should have a stash placed high for his wife to reach."-Bill
See, you learnt something didn't you.

Happy 19th. So you know, I never checked, so its all your fault that I didn't wish you that on the exact day you turned 19. Nonetheless, I hold that my message is still valid since you are still 19th. Unless your parents lied to you, but that's hardly my fault.

Today I went to see Francis, we ended up talking about pubs and getting drunk, and he was all like:
"So one time me and Hardika went to the bar, and we bought some whiskey from outside into the bar. Since we weren't supposed to B.Y.O. we both ordered a glass of water each, then went to the toilet and filled up our glasses with liquor."-Francis, a confession.

And you thought you were Asian, didn't you.

"That was Hardika's idea!"-Francis, an afterthought.

We feature quotes by the rich gangster bastard Kancelot:

"I'm not rich...I'm not rolling in dough...oh wait maybe I am."-Kancelot

Then he's all like, trying to compliment us and all to make us feel better about ourselves or something

Kancelot:"Oh man, you're so tank now..."
Hungy:"Yeah, I can like, shake my legs non stop all day now."
Thanks Bud.

Also happy birthday James (not that he'll ever see this), and Kevin you should learn to be more like Hojo. Wow I never thought I'd tell anybody to learn from Hojo. Wow.

of genius. So today we found David Thai and Francis showing off their medkid prowess by performing some completely useless medical examinations on each other in public (practise he says). So he had this stethoscope right, and Dom was like
"Man, they should make an Ipod shaped like a stethoscope."-Dom
I bet they would sell like hotcakes.