Quote Hungy/Fiber

with the idea of adding images to my blog with each post, like everyone else does. Go figure what happened.

So,
Hungy:"I finished my assignment!"
Bill:"Its not due till next week."
Hungy:"Oh...damn."
Bill:"You only did because you thought it was due today, didn't you."

He was right.

I'll update people tags sometime later. Major cbs atm. Also I lied about editing the previous post. Boohoo.

It's not tomorrow. yet.
Vince:"...also, can you bring me a green pen from melbourne?"

This one is from my memory, so not verbatim from Kegs. But it was along the lines of:
Kegs:"I don't hate lil' vincent."
Hungy:"Well...I do."
Kegs:"I think, Nobody actually hates little Vincent, but we just do becase we think everyone else hates little Vincent. Kind of like a imaginary sheep mentality."
Hungy:"Nah, Its more like we all actually hate him, but we're all too nice to admit it, so we tell each other we don't hate him."

Figures I lol'ed :D

this lil thing today. Admittedly it was stolen , but I had a good chuckle nontheless.

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Kevin:I lost 8kg
Kegs: I'm happy for you
Kegs: guess why
Kevin: Iunno why?
Kegs: because now...there's less of you
Kevin: I'm crying now
/Quote

A couple of things about this post:
First, instead of kegs bashin we need to change his tag to Keg's the Rat Jr., and panda to panda bashin.
Second, THE FUCK KEVIN LOST 8KILOS?! WTF?! Not so much a panda anymore. Maek me sad.
Finally, this putdown was bought to you by Dogbert, who is the anthromorphic dog from the comic strip/cartoon Dilbert, which is about an engineer doing....engineer things. But Dogbert is rat and funny and you guys should all look him up.

did someone manage to fit the lyrics "like bombs they're coming down....there's a bomber in me too." into a goddamn love song? o.o Well they did, and its awesome. Ahem.

Maggie:"Did you know some pro starcraft players earn six figure salaries!!!! I decided, that's going to be my future career."
Hungy:"Ahaha good luck...wait, have you ever even touched starcraft ever before?"
Maggie:"Uhmm....yes."
Hungy:"Really? Wow."
Maggie:"Well, when jess dragged me to that store, eb games. I picked it up and was like "oh hey starcraft 2. So I've touched its cover."

Speaking of which, why is everyone obessed with starcraft? Have you all gone...mad?! This is blasphemy!
(Blasphemy? Madness? THIS IS KOREA. Oh wait.)

apologize to my dear readers for not updating, but since most of you don't exist, its alright. Mostly.

Anyway, so, we have yet another 'it was funny at the time but probably not any more' kind of quote. There were a stack of election jokes the other day, but you've probably heard them all.

Clare:"You couldn't carry me, you weigh almost as less as me."
Charles:"Yeah I could, I just wouldn't want to."

Badass retort #42

been listening to some really crazy (awesome) stuff, which is completely unrelated to this post.

Seating arrangements are as follows (From left to right, starting opposite me):
Manhin-Viv-Fiona-Annie-Me-Alex(ruyi)-Bread-Dot(?)-Somedude-Clare-Manhin. Yes we were sitting around a table.
Alex:"Oh god, I'm surrounded by idiots."
Bread:"Says the art student."
Table:"Oooohooooooooooooooooo."
Alex:"What, what's that? Huh? Huh? Huh?!"
Bread:"Yeah, remember what I saw saying?"

Disclaimer: While I agree with Brendan's sentiments, I am in no way responsible for the content and direction of his comments.

I knew this would happen one day. Its what you get when you do law: turns good kids (read: idiots) into rat kids like john.

Hungy:"So, Pugs asked me to help get him a guitar right...."
Kegs:"Just get him a toy guitar."
Hungy:"Ahaha, you ratbag. Though, I think he's serious about it."
Kegs:"I'm serious about it too..."

was the 333rd recorded post on this blog, which includes all drafts/unpublished blogs n' stuff. I thought that might interest...er...myself. Yeah.

Today's shoddy quote belong to Bill, since I really am *insert excuse here*.

"...the only thing I like about business finance tutes so far is my tutor's hind, which is quite remarkable for an asian."-Bill

Also, I had this delightful chat with Dawei's ray bot. You guys should try it sometime (just chunk him a few insults, you get instant results):
Hungy:"Hey dood, wanna go check out guitars?"
David:"Whatever."
Hungy:"Lazy cunt."
David:"Fuck you dickshit*, go look yourself." *Note: I think he just invented a new insult, a portmanteau of dickhead and dipshit :O
Hungy:"I will. You been talking to ray?"
David:"No."
Hungy:"Well, you sound like him."
David:"Ok..."
Hungy:"Must be a ray bot. Is that dawei over there?"
David:"Wtf."
Hungy:"So, ray, how's life?"
David:"Fuck you."

Positive proof that dawei has a raybot. Adapted from a true msn convo.

does not precede me.

OJ:"HUNGY IS COMING TOMORROW. HUNGY. IS COMING. TOMORROW."
ahmangduh:"WHATTTT THE HELL IS A HUNGY?!"

I can only conjecture that the above people are pretty cool, seeing as they have cruise control for cool turned on, and that 'Ahmangduh' is a nickname or alias of some real person.

Next time you want to insult someone, do it seriously, using something along the lines of:

"You want me to pick your nose?"-Steph