Quote Hungy/Fiber

LOL. LOVE. LIVE. RAPE. MINECRAFT.
KING OF AWESOME
AWESOME
YAYYY.
CREEPERS.
SSS..
SCARY.

So. I love minecraft. It's addictive, it's brilliant.
I've decided to start a journal on my daily minecraft journey.
ILL START A NEW WORLD. FOR FUNZ. HUR HUR HUR. IM SCARED.

DAY 1.
spawn. ITS A MOUNTAIN. YAYYY. PROTECTION.
LOL LOL.
WATCH MY FIRST NIGHT DEFENDING MYSELF FROM THE CREEPERS 8C
Survivability rating - 0
When I say "im okay mum"...i had actually yelled so loudly she came downstairs 8C

WATCH AT 480P NOWWWWW

NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENS IN MY LIFE ANYMORE. YOU GUYS SUCK HUGE DONKEYS

OH FOR SHAME, FOR SHAME!
HOW COULD I HAVE TRUSTED CHARLES. CLARE WARNED ME. ELAINE WARNED ME WITH HER CREEPY STARE. JOANNE WARNED ME WITH HER HAIR! OH FOR SHAMEEEEEEEE

Why am I so dramatic, because, CHARLES NEARLY GOT US KILLED. AND DEATH CALLS FOR DRAMA.

Anyway, I'm going to blame clare. FREAKING. IF SHE LEARNT HOW TO DRIVE LIKE SHE WAS MEANT TO, I WOULD NOT HAVE .. NOT COME CLOSE TO DYING 8C

so we head off to clares house to pick up charles' camera, and thus we head home.
As we were on the tram, charles tells me about this WONDERFUL shortcut he discovered.
C -"IT CUTS 10 MINUTES OFF WALKING TIME"
S -"NO, NO SIR, YOU SURELY JEST"
C - "NO IT'S TRUE, IT'S REALLY COOL"
S -"WOAHHHHOO:"

ahem,
home home home! HAPPY. I LIKE HOME. ITS HAPPY. SAFE. HAPPY. SAFE. HEY HEY ITS SAFE :D
So what is home? safe!

WHAT WASNT SO SAFE, SO HAPPY, WAS CHARLES' SHORTCUT.
HE THEN DECIDED TO INFORM ME THAT WE HAD TO CUT THROUGH A DARK PARK AND EXIT VIA A POORLY LIT ALLEY WAY.

So the whole time we were walking and I was joking about How charles was leading me to my doom, etc. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU CHARLES, HE MADE IT COME TRUE LIKE A GOD DAMNED FAIRY.
NO.
DAMN. YOU. FAIRY MAN.

WE GET TO THE ENTRANCE TO THE PARK, THE STREET LIGHTS HAD ENDED A FEW METRES BACK. WE START WALKING ON THE PARK PATH, AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT CHARLES, THERE ARE PEOPLE, BECAUSE I SAW PEOPLE. specifically, a pair of legs moving in the distance.
He ofcourse thought I was mind fucking him, and told me to stop saying scary things. AND THEN I GOT EVEN MORE SCARED AND I WAS LIKE, DUDE, THERE ANOTHER GUY THERE. HOLY SHIT. I WAS SO SCARED I GRABBED ONTO HIS ARM. I WANTED TO HEAD BACK. BUT NO.
CHARLES.
WOULDNT BEREEB ME 8C

AND SO WE KEPT WALKING. AND WALKING. WHEN WE GOT NEXT TO THE GUY, ONLY THEN DID CHARLES REALISE WE WERE NOT ALONE. AHDOabngjanfalkjfnbahuoUIFABIB WORST FUCKING TIMING EVER.

THEY WERE LIKE ALL DRINKY GLUG GLUG, AND ONE OF THEM SAID "EVENING" LIKE A TROUBLEMAKER WOULD.
WE DIDNT REPLY. BUT YOU COULD HEAR US BREATHING. LOUDLY. WHY? BECAUSE W E WERE BOTH SHIT SCARED. SO SHIT SCARED. SHISHTISHTI

AND THEN HE MUMBLED SOMETHING ABOUT US BEING UNFRIENDLY AND WE BOTH WALKED EVEN FASTER. CHARLES, THE ASS THAT HE IS, TELLS ME TO TURN AROUND AND CHECK WHETHER THEY WERE FOLLOWING US, AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE. SO WE WALKED FASTER. AND AT THE END OF THE FUCKING ALLEYWAY WE WERE BOTH FREAKING THE SHIT OUT. SO MUCH SO THAT WE STARTED LAUGHING.

IM TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE IM SO ANGRY AT THIS SHIT.

Just a small heads up, I'll be in Asia for the next two weeks (abandoned you sobs, yeah.) Not sure if the firewall will block me from accessing this, but then again I'll be in fobland and I doubt there'll be anything quotable.

Basically no updates for next two weeks. D:
You guys must be soooooo sad.

Though if i do hear something really good I'll try to stick it up here. Or you could go beg Stooph to post again.

To hear the lecturers say stuff like:
"...these are your bread and butter questions for this topic. Or two minute noodle questions. Whatever is your staple diet."-Dr. Barry D. Hughes

Oh yeah happy bithday Steeve. I'ma change my msn disp pic for you as promised.

is perfect for badass quotes. I even bought my badass longcoat out of the wardrobe for a spin, and it netted me some cool stuff:

Elaine asks me:
Elaine:"Hey wanna swap jackets?"
Charles:"Nah he wouldn't."
Elaine"What? Why? How would you know?"
Charles"No one would ever want your jacket."

Also....ah cbs. Goodnight everyone.

By who else but the king of cool?

"Towels are the enemy of mankind."-Charles
Referring to field of view, of course.

I dunno, not much else to write today. If you're really bored checkout YHL's blog. He's written tons of crap in the past few days which will waste a few good minutes since he's also super bored.

has a quality of its own."-Stalin

When my title is a quote about how spam can defeat quality, you know what's coming up.
"Fucking hell, I just mowed the lawn to kill time."-OJ

I lol'ed at his boredom. If any of you have too much time on your hands, I'm now taking volunteers to do my assignments for me. :D

Edit: Also forgot this one by Raymo, who said it the other day:
"I have't been playing games at all lately. Except Starcraft."-Raymo

Irony, delicious Irony.

Submitted by Steve, original quote by some random.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
Tom Stoppard (1937 - )

I should make that the new modus operandi of this blog. Mr. Stoppard should be happy.

Be a poet. I bet you thought he should be a baker didn't you.

'People, standing around a river. dozens of them.
pleasant compromise, meeting halfway.
how romantic,'-Brendan, saturday day out.

If you don't understand it, chances are you're not thinking hard enough. Or you're a fob.

"If you ever find out a way to make money quick on the stock market, you should do two things. First of all, never tell anyone about it, for obvious reasons. Second of all, give me a phone call."-Asjeet S. Lamba

Figures why he's our finance prof.