-- "Michael Brown, a 22-year-old spring breaker who was caught on viral video half-naked and twerking on top of a speeding SUV has died after he was flung from the Jeep in a drunken crash. Brown was pronounced dead last Friday — just days after he suffered a catastrophic head injury in the horrifying wreck." --

-- "Guramrit Sidhu, a 62-year-old Brampton man has pleaded guilty to leading a criminal organization that trafficked 523 kilograms of methamphetamine and 347 kilograms of cocaine worth up to $17 million from the United States into Canada over a one-month span." --

-- "Salim Touaibi, 29, was found guilty by a jury on Thursday of first-degree murder and four counts of attempted murder. Touaibi killed high school student Meriem Boundaoui, 15, by shooting her in the head." --

-- "Joshua Parag, 25, Wendy Parag, 55, Derek Parag, 56, Jasmine Parag, 21, all of Toronto, are each facing numerous charges after police located two firearms near Keele Street and Finch Avenue in North York." --

-- "'At this time, our investigation will focus on possible race discrimination in medical school admissions,' Harmeet K. Dhillon, the Justice Department’s assistant attorney general for civil rights, wrote in each of the letters." --

-- "House of Commons member Dane Lloyd said, 'Minister, the declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5 percent of the estimated two million effected firearms have been declared and 98 percent firearms owners haven’t made a declaration. So, if they’re not declaring by next week, what’s your plan, Minister?'" --

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID A LITTLE WHILE AGO...

And while Liberals target legal, registered firearms owners...

-- "Samir Abdelgadir, 45, was found guilty of kidnapping a 14-year-old Toronto boy from a Driftwood Avenue social housing complex to cover his half-brother’s drug debt has been sentenced to 11 and a half years in prison." --

-- "Illegal immigrant Vidal Jimenez, 23, is facing multiple felony charges after chasing a Florida teenager through a local park while armed with a knife." --

-- "What was expected to be a quick, symbolic vote instead turned into a brief but telling floor moment, with Republicans forcing the question into the open and Democrats opting to shelve the resolution rather than define 'woman' in legislation — leading to an eruption of laughter on the House floor." --

-- "Canadian cops have been looking for Noah Singh for nearly three years. There’s a good chance he has fled the country, although investigators haven’t said so. Singh is wanted for being a party to the offence of first-degree murder, possession of a restricted firearm with ammunition, conspiracy to commit murder, and uttering threats.  He was 19 when Cabigon was murdered. He’s 22 now. " --

-- "Two Calgary men, Sohrab Rob Rashed, 34, and Romal Sidiqi, 33, are facing charges in connection with a shooting in northeast Calgary earlier this month." --

-- "Honduran national Bairon Hernandez, 34, is a  'serial criminal' with a lengthy rap sheet of at least 15 charges, including aggravated assault, possession of a weapon, and domestic violence. He had been deported from the US four times, but kept returning to the country illegally, according to the DHS." --

-- "Alireza Tangsiri was appointed as the commander of the Navy of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps in 2018. Previously he had served as the deputy commander of the IRGC navy from 2010. Israel says it has killed Tangsiri - Iran has not yet commented." --

-- "Houthis say they ‘stand fully militarily ready’ to join the Iran war" --

-- "Nearly half of Black women, girls and gender-diverse people in Canada have delayed or avoided seeking health care out of fear of racial discrimination, according to a new national survey that researchers say exposes widespread anti-Black racism within the health-care system." --

-- "Toronto Police say one person is dead following an altercation near Gamble and Donlands avenues in East York late Wednesday night. A suspect – only described as a Black male wearing all black — fled on foot.  A white BMW that crashed into other parked cars in the area is believed to be connected to the homicide." --

UPDATE:  Relax, TPS best man is on it...

-- "Toronto police say 27-year-old auto mechanic Ahmed Hassan Asif has been identified as the victim of a deadly stabbing in East York late Wednesday night.   ‘I don’t believe that this was random,’ TPS Homicide Detective Sajeev Nair stated." --

-- "A shooting outside a martial arts studio in Etobicoke early Thursday morning triggered a police pursuit that ended with a vehicle crashing into the front yard of a home near Royal York Road and North Drive." --

-- "CityNews has verified one of the videos circulating on X, and police confirm it is directly connected to the shooting. The footage shows a suspect leaning out of a vehicle and firing a gun toward a residence." --

Toronto Police have released images of a suspect in a random assault on a TTC streetcar near Spadina Avenue and College Street. The unknown man punched another person in the face on the streetcar and then kicked him, causing him to fall out of the open door.

-- "Police in York Region are searching for two suspects after a home in Vaughan was shot at days following an attempted vehicle arson earlier this week." --

-- "Toronto man Neville Ricky Young, 39, is facing more than a dozen charges after nine residences in Markham were broken into over the span of four months. Police also identified the suspect vehicle as a black Infiniti G37." --

-- "York Regional Police have charged Nathan Persaud, 29, of Oshawa in a Markham hit-and-run that left a 19-year-old woman with life-altering injuries. Persaud also faces charges of trafficking opioids." --

-- "Dontee Golding, 32, Teala Talley-Downey, 32, Tewodros Neuman, 27, and an unnamed 30-year-old man have been arrested after an Oakville home invasion investigation led to the alleged seizure of multiple guns and drugs." --

-- "Peel Regional Police arrested 21-year-old Keion Bynoe from Brampton and 20-year-old Elizabeth Akua Frimpomaa from Mississauga. Both individuals face multiple firearm charges including possession of a loaded prohibited or restricted firearm." --

-- "A 69-year-old resident of a homeless encampment is dead and a suspect remains at large after a shooting says Abbotsford Police Department. They say the shooting is believed to be a targeted incident." --

-- "There will be no parole for Adrian Kinkead, now 51, known on the street as Satan, who viciously killed the Ottey sisters, as well as TTC fare collector Jimmy Trajceski, in a 1995 crime spree that shocked Toronto." --

-- "Kinkead’s criminal rampage started soon after he arrived in 1991 as a 15-year-old from Jamaica." --

And what about his cousin Rohan Ranger? 

THE LESSON: Unrestricted immigration is killing Canada...

-- "Support for immigration is falling across the country, and other countries now look at us as a cautionary tale rather than an example to follow." --

-- "A spokesperson for Iran's Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters - the country's main military command - spoke about a 'self-proclaimed global superpower', saying 'someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you.'" --

-- "Gavin Newsom has decided he is a Zionist. Don't write that down though because he flip flops so much and he'll say something totally different tomorrow." --

-- "Iranian lawmakers have instead presented their own deal that would see the Islamic republic rule over the Strait of Hormuz and ensure its safety, along with that of its terror proxies abroad, the Wall Street Journal reported." --

-- "Iqbal Dhatt, 34, of Brampton, has been charged with 13 offences, including two counts each of flight from police, dangerous operation, and fail to comply with release order. Canada Border Services Agency has also launched an immigration investigation." --

In Brampton, the cops call this... 'Tuesday.' 

In other 'guys with the way cool names' news...

-- "Heydar Alanuz, a 24-year-old shooting suspect has been arrested for the second breach of bail conditions, according to Windsor Police." --

-- "Toronto Police say shots were fired in Scarborough Village early Wednesday morning. No injuries were reported." --

-- "A resurfaced post by Democratic Sen. Chris Murphy discussing the people Democrats 'care about most' is sparking social media outrage… ‘So you are right that that has been the Democratic strategy for 30 years, maybe, and it has failed to deliver for the people we care about most, the undocumented Americans that are in this country.’" --

-- "DHS said two people from a family unit were arrested, saying the family had outstanding removal orders and was in the U.S. illegally." --

-- "Ottawa is pushing ahead with Bill C-22, arguing police need modern tools to keep up with criminals operating online.  Critics say the bill goes much further, forcing companies to track users, store sensitive data, and hand it over without traditional grounds." --

-- "Privacy lawyer David Fraser warns it could enable sweeping access to Canadians’ devices and location history." --

Let's face it, cops can't even keep crackheads from firing up on the subway.

What does 'Runkle of the Bailey' say? 

MEANWHILE...

-- "Doug Ford is changing the law to shield his phone records from scrutiny." --

-- "Next the government will want to confiscate your pick up truck because it’s dangerous and bad for the environment, or your Starlink modem because it is dangerous and spreads misinformation.   If they get away with the gun grab there is no stopping them." --

-- "Adrian Vincent Walker, one of Canada’s most wanted fugitives, accused of murder in a double shooting in 2024, has been arrested in Oxford, Mississippi, Toronto Police say Walker was charged with first-degree murder and attempted murder in connection with a fatal shooting in the area of Winona Drive and Vaughan Road." --

Why is there never a Bob or a Doug in sight?  

Those darned 'Canadian citizens.' 

An Oakville man in the news.

-- "York Regional Police say they are investigating a vehicle fire in the driveway of a Vaughan home near Dufferin Street and Rutherford Road as possible arson. They have not released any information on possible suspects." --

-- "Daniela Young, 31, is at-large and Malek El Sayah, 30, is facing several charges after a handgun was located in a hotel in downtown Toronto over the weekend." --

-- "Daykwon Joseph, 21, wanted in connection with an investigation into a rash of tow truck-related violence and a mass shooting at a Scarborough pub in March 2025 has been arrested near Wilson Avenue and Keele Street, Toronto Police say." --

-- "A first-degree murder warrant has been issued for Desean Wesley, whom police believe is responsible for the Nov. 5, 2025, death of D’Andre Dearine, who was found dead at a residence on 193 Fifth Ave. in Timmins." --

-- "Shots were fired at a home early Tuesday morning in Brampton, Peel Regional Police said. No suspect or suspect vehicle information is available at this time." --

-- "As part of an extensive investigation known as Project Stratis, officers determined the accused were not only carrying out the robberies but also arranging for the stolen vehicles to be re-vinned and resold or shipped overseas to Africa. Two of the suspects in custody were arrested at Toronto Pearson International Airport as they attempted to board a flight to Ghana." --

-- "York Regional Police investigators are trying to identify several suspects involved in a smash-and-grab robbery at a jewellery store at Hillcrest Mall in Richmond Hill." --

-- "One person suffered serious injuries after a shooting near Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York on Sunday night. Three suspects were spotted fleeing the area on foot, police said, but no suspect descriptions were provided." --

-- "Jose Medina-Medina, 25, murdered 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman early Thursday morning while she walked along the Chicago lakefront with her friends, according to a DHS release obtained by Fox News." --

-- "The debate over self-defence law in Canada has been thrust back into the spotlight following an incident in Vaughn, Ontario.   York Regional Police have decided not to charge a homeowner who shot and wounded one of three armed and masked suspects who had allegedly forced their way into the man's home.'" --

-- "Why doesn't National Post interview Gary Anandasangaree asking him his thoughts on the Vaughan homeowners use of gun use." --