Showing posts with label hard choices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hard choices. Show all posts

06 December 2025

DOING THE ESSENTIAL WORK THAT PURE LAINE CANADIANS AREN'T WILLING TO DO...

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-- "Health Canada says it has seized counterfeit Viagra and Cialis tablets sold at Rocky Convenience, located at 2466 St. Clair Avenue West near Runnymede Road in Toronto. They had previously seized fake Viagra from the same convenience store last month." --

A federal database shows us the driving force behind this selfless boner-related enterprise

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11 November 2025

IT'S A START...

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-- "As of Monday morning, 263 Quebec doctors had applied to be licensed in Ontario since Oct. 23, according to the statement. Of those 263 applicants, 35 have been approved for certificates, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario said. As of last summer, about 2.5 million Ontarians were without a family doctor." --

17 November 2024

13 April 2020

Doesn't amount to a hill of...

...well... you know...
"Apparently, the argument escalated (with the girlfriend apparently declaring that she will never “jeopardize the beans”) and the couple stopped speaking to each other. Their story has received over 23 thousand responses."
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RELATED: If only there were some clues... wait...
Now, one of the largest studies conducted of COVID-19 infection in the United States has found that obesity of patients was the single biggest factor in whether those with COVID-19 had to be admitted to a hospital.

What the researchers found is that "In the decision tree for admission, the most important features were age >65 and obesity."

07 February 2020

I'm so confused

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"You can use it all over, but you have to use at your discretion, because it can damage your face and … we are not responsible for it," said one salesperson.

"Customers love it but it can be very damaging. Very, very damaging."

And other stores made promises of "whitened" skin within two weeks. Or, as one saleswoman said, "in seconds, become white."
Maybe somebody at Marketplace can explain the rules to me again.

FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Can't I simply "identify" as having a different skin color than the one I was born with? It would be quicker, safer and cheaper. And political correctness would protect me from criticism."

27 August 2019

I'll say this for Dave Chappelle...

...right or wrong, he's damn near fearless...
"Not only do I believe they that have a right to chose, I believe they shouldn’t have to consult anybody, except for a physician about how to exercise that right.”

“And ladies,” Chappelle added, “to be fair to us, I also believe that if you decide to have the baby a man shouldn’t have to pay. That’s fair."

"If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon him. My money. My choice."

23 July 2019

09 August 2017

It sounds worse in writing...

...than it did in my head...
EDIT 2: To clarify a couple big points. The drugs and sex didn't fix me. They were like CPR for a man with a stopped heart. Dangerous, risky, and unlikely to work, but if you can keep the guy alive long enough to get the defibrillator to him, even if it means breaking some ribs, it's worth the risk.

I was going to die that night. I don't suggest if you're feeling depressed that you get a mountain of cocaine and a gaggle of chicas. But if you're holding the fucking gun to your head as you read this, yes, please do. Get some coke, get some women, get whatever you need! Don't. Do. It. Please?

13 January 2017

FROM THE COMMENTS:

O'Leary isn't Trump, he's closer to Ignatieff, a Canadian who lives and works in the USA, calls himself an American, and figures the top job might look good on his resume. So, no, this socialist paradise isn't ready for a Trump, yet.

Maybe by 2019 Trudeau will have destroyed our economy so completely we will be looking for a straight talking non-pc leader, but it isn't O'Leary, a liberal-lite American.

23 October 2016

"Before you scoff at mass, shared illusions..."

..."as being unlikely, keep in mind that everyone with a different religion than yours is experiencing exactly that.

Mass shared illusions are our most common experience."

I don’t believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in ghosts.

I don’t believe in a traditional god.

I don’t believe in luck.

And I don’t see Donald Trump as dangerous.
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RELATED: Another story you won't see on CNN
Hillary Clinton solicited a $12 million donation from a government that her State Department considered corrupt, then realized the “mess” it would cause in her presidential run, a newly leaked ­email reveals.

The deal with Morocco was struck even though the State Department — under Hillary Clinton — accused the country’s government of “arbitrary arrests and corruption.”
You want the real Hillary... go to Wikileaks.

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LAST WORD: Be careful what you wish for
As I had cause to remind the Democrats during my Senate testimony, too many prominent members of their party are already wholesale enthusiasts for the criminalization of dissent - a position that renders politics both irrelevant and impossible.
Forewarned is forearmed.

27 July 2016

The enemy of my betrayer...

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Sanders, at times, struggled to calm his most ardent supporters, as TV cameras highlighted delegates in tears as he urged them to support Clinton. "Not for sale," some delegates screamed... "It's not over."
What did Bill's wife offer Bernie to make him roll over & submit?

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RELATED: Hope and change, you say?

05 April 2016

12 November 2014

Pubic Service Announcement

this may sting a little bitFile this one under... 'Stuff you might wanna consider before you chop off yer' old/ stitch on yer' shiny new dick.'

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RELATED: Dying for attention
The downside of the new interest is that women desperate for cheap options have risked their lives, going to phony doctors that inject silicone, and even bathroom caulk, into their buttocks. Deaths have been reported in Miami, New York, Las Vegas and Jackson, Mississippi.
I got nuthin'.

22 September 2014

04 February 2012

From the folks who brought you...

..."Little Subsidy on the Airwaves"...
"The benefit of the Chop-o-matic is that it has multiple settings, and the opportunity we do have is the fact that we can offer people chopping when they need it."

"It's not necessarily just what you see in the kitchen, I think that's a really small view, I think you have to look at what the Chop-o-matic services overall, it's quite a wide variety...."
Don't miss all that hot lawyer-on-blogger action!!!

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RELATED: Please, please... make it stop

19 December 2010

17 September 2010

Do the right thing

Think of a graph showing your hours worked each day for a year. The regression line is not especially high, but the standard deviation is outrageous.

That's life as a corporate lawyer.

It took a year to realize this is not me. Reacting to changing circumstances is one thing; being told how to react, and when to react, is another.

My graph was a cardiogram, all heart attacks and comas.

19 August 2010

Just something to think about, Ontario...

...the next time you're sitting waiting for seven hours in your local hospital emergency room...
row, row, row your boatThe thing I don't get... I heard these destitute folks paid $50,000 apiece to get on that boat.

So why exactly is all this coming out of my taxes?
It would end up costing taxpayers more than $300,000 a month in welfare payments if all 492 Tamil migrants who landed in British Columbia last week settled in Ontario.

In addition to welfare, Tamil refugee claimants will be able to apply for federal benefits that include a Universal Child Care Benefit of $100 a month for each child under 6, according to the federal government. They are also eligible for a federal Child Tax Benefit and the National Child Benefit Supplement so a couple with one child can get $327.66 per month, on top of $1,058 they receive under Ontario’s welfare system.

It will also cost about $22 million for Ontario Legal Aid Plan lawyers to help the migrants with their cases.

Oh yeah... fyi... apparently there are two more boatloads on the way.

14 August 2010

Government by Rope-A-Dope

-- FLIP --
Premier Dalton McGuinty had always dismissed the idea of allowing the bare-knuckled cage matches that characterize MMA — often with a chuckle — saying it just wasn't a priority for Ontario families.
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The Ontario government had a sudden change of heart Saturday and announced it will allow mixed martial arts, starting in 2011.
Another about-face from the folks who brought you... "I won't raise your taxes."

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ASK A COWARDLY, ANONYMOUS TROLL:
libby againAnonymous internet threats... the last refuge of the feeble-minded.

26 March 2010