Few things Brock has said this week that I have to write down before I forget... (really, an entire book could be written with all the crazy things he's said.. I love how his mind works)
I was sitting in the kitchen helping Brodey with is homework and Brock marches out all serious and says, "Mom. God makes us in Heaven, then we BUST OUT of your belly (hand motions), then we grow from little to big (hand motions again). Right?" I tell him he's got the highlights down and he just nods his head and walks away. So random.
A couple of days later he came home from school and he's chatting away about his day.. I was half way listening as I'm changing a diaper.. then he says, "we learned about food and sex today from Mother Goose." Suddenly he had my full attention.
me: "you learned what? From who??"
(Mother Goose??? Really???)Brock: "Well you know, I like peanut butter."
me: "yep. what about the other thing?"
Brock: "Sex. You know, bees."
me: (kinda stuttering at this point) "Like
birds and
bees?"
Brock: "
No mommy, birds aren't sex! Bees and dragonflies. Did you know dragonflies are the faaaastest sex??"
INSECTS! ha!! Whew.
He prays before bed and always thanks God for everyone in the family by name. Lately he is also, very seriously, been thanking Him for eyeballs.
Thank you God for mommy's eyeballs, for daddy's eyeballs, Brodey's eyeballs, Bean's eyeballs, Sushi's eyeballs and for my eyeballs. Every night. Eyeballs. I love the things that stand out to him.