Showing posts with label enchanted. Show all posts
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Monday, November 3, 2008

Alpha females

by Olivia Knight

My favourite heroines – to write, to read, to watch – are alpha. In A bluffer's guide to… Paranormals, I said this of the heroines, “Alpha-females to a woman: there’s no time for simpering flowers when you’re locked in a battle against forces what man was not meant to wot of. These chicks are tough: they’ll gut ex-lovers, eat snakes to survive, lead armies, face down the devil, catch werewolves, exorcise demons, endure bitter physical hardship, and wield insane amounts of power. They’re queens, time-travellers, priestesses, sorceresses, reincarnated witches, and goddesses.” But before humbly kowtowing to their acknowledged superiority, let’s be clear what alpha females are – and what they are not.

These are NOT the heroines who prove “women are strong too” – been there, done that, inherited my grandmother’s t-shirt on the subject. These are not heroines who have to be a tougher cookie than the men to survive in a gritty dog-eat-dog man’s world (the New York Bronx accent is creeping up on me already) but get them home and they’re not only tough but warm-hearted, loving and sincere; voted most likely to be a waitress and single mum in a touching comedic drama. Above all, it is not heroines who achieve the ends of success with womanly wiles / tact / delicate social manipulation / et cetera / ad infinitum – the oh-wow-the-company-has-more-profits-with-this-compassionate-firm-but-fair-woman-at-the-helm notion. Probably nothing wrong with that, but it’s not alpha. The alpha female isn’t a feminist recuperation of strength or even palatable to most feminists. I am not singing Sisters are doing it for themselves or Independent Woman (although, if you want to know what Independent Woman would sound like if sung by kittens from the north of England, click here).

Alpha rules. Automatically, intrinsically, very often literally, albeit sometimes at the end of a sword.



Enchanted cover‘Feels good, doesn’t it?’ he murmured. His cock was stirring against her. The room was silent, the onlookers tense and bewildered. She strove to think of something which would give her strength, some concrete talisman against the spell which held her. Thomas was a blur – the castle, a shell – the country, just land – then her mind landed on the mandala. The two teardrops interlocked; in the gold, a drop of silver, and in the blue, a drop of green. His hands roamed her back and rump, guiding her to nest his erection between her thighs. Lust swelled. She fixed the mandala in her vision as her hand ran up his chest, down his arm, and onto her sword-hilt. As she stepped back and swirled around, she drew the sword in one fluid movement and completed the circle with its blade raised and level, running smoothly across his neck. He staggered back, clutching the wound, his eyes agape. He tried to speak, but blood hissed and bubbled at his throat. The choker strangled her like a noose. She could neither breathe nor utter a word, but she stepped back neatly as Thomas had taught her and ran the duke through. His wild eyes stared down at the new wound. When she pulled the sword out, he fell, and she stamped hard on his heart. Blood sprayed through both cuts; his eyes rolled up. As his head fell back, the choker fell open and tumbled off, its curse broken. Her sword tip on the ground, her dress splashed with Kardan’s blood, she looked up at her counsellors.
‘Remember this,’ she said. ‘This is how I deal with traitors.’

Alpha heroines are Not Nice – they’re not the ones you want to be your best friends, they’re the ones you want to be. The ones who leave you ten foot tall, walking as if you’re doing the ground a favour, swanning through grateful air, eyes burning as you plan your world-domination. These women are powerful:

Ten Visions coverAbruptly, she was above the surface again, imbuing her body with the furnace-heat of that furious, determined spark. As her arms rose, the gargantuan power flowed upwards into them, a borrowed force that could tear down heaven and hell by simply outlasting them, that had existed long before them and would continue after.
She saw the Devil again, with her own eyes and with the Mother’s, no longer as the most powerful and ancient of evils to confront humanity but as an upstart. … Her mouth opened in a roar, and the words that rolled like lava from her tongue, the Mother’s words and her own, were ‘Leave my child alone!’
The sound rolled outwards from her, in concentric waves across the meadows, out onto the river, up the avenue, rebounding off the tall college walls and crashing back across them. Her body shone with radiance, her human eyes could hardly withstand the brilliance of Adrian. He stood upright, beyond the Devil, no longer needing support as the silver core of him coalesced into a whole once more and his luminous eyes met hers. A net of light spun itself between them, a spider’s web, a canopy, of pure silver. Spears of power passed between them, from eyes to eyes, forehead to forehead, breast to breast, groin to groin, each a lance through the crumbling edifice of evil between them. As the old man’s shape drifted into dust, the flaming giants rose up from them at last, again, reached out, and held each other close.

These heroines fight back – with scorcery and swords, with arson and armies. If there’s a village under attack, they don’t get rescued, they gallop in with sword whirring. If there’s a country, they rule it. If there’s a battle, they lead it. If there’s an enemy, they fight it. With the power, you see, comes the responsibility:

Enchanted cover‘Can you even begin to understand what you’ve done?’ His voice resonated, shaking the tree she hung onto. ‘We are the guardians of fate. But you thought you knew better – you! Who can’t see the consequences of even one of your actions!’ His scorn slashed through her. ‘Thanks to you, the whole fabric of fate is creaking with strain. The further it goes off course, the harder to realign it. It was so simple – one tiny act – and for that, a man’s heart broke, another man died. And still, you wouldn’t listen to us! Now whole towns are laid to waste, whole countries teeter.’

Magic and Desire cover‘Let them die,’ she screamed. He was close enough to see her face glistening with tears, contorted. ‘They deserve it!’
‘Nina!’ he bellowed.
She spun around to face him, blazing. Her eyes were wild and thick with tears. ‘My children are killing my children!’

Alpha females don’t get an easy time, as heroines: they must be strong as iron, endure without complaint, and never even whimper. I thought I put Nina through her paces, in The Dragon Lord – she suffers such unbearable pain that she habitually throws herself onto a stone floor to knock herself out, she hikes naked through rough terrain for days, hallucinating, she scrapes off her own skin with a rock – and then I wrote The Three Riddles, and learnt how to really punish a heroine. Having lost one lover and gutted the other, Pearl gallops off on her trials: alone on horseback in midwinter, eating snakes and field mice to survive, finding the burnt corpses of her subjects piled in heaps, tormented by a vulgar little being, fording freezing rivers, dragged across frozen ground by her horse, tapping its veins for nourishment, swimming an icy lake, and when she’s bleeding, malnourished, hypothermic, emotionally drained, and weak as a kitten, she gets attacked by a wolf. And that's why she's Queen: because giving up is not an option.


thumbnail image -- Kill Bill thumbnail image -- Enchanted thumbnail image -- Queen Elizabeth thumbnail image -- Magic And Desire thumbnail image -- Angelina Jolie as Mrs Smith thumbnail image -- The Ten Visions thumbnail image -- Aeryn Sun from Farscape

Featured alpha heroines from left to right: • The Bride in Kill Bill, played by Uma Thurman • Pearl in The Three Riddles in Enchanted • Queen Elizabeth I, here played by Cate Blanchett • Nina in The Dragon Lord in Magic and Desire • Angelina Jolie, here as Mrs Smith in Mr and Mrs SmithSarah in The Ten Visions • Officer Aeryn Sun in Farscape, played by Claudia Black

So who are your favourite alpha females? What do you most love about them? And how do they make you feel?

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Enchanted in the US

by Olivia Knight

Enchanted coverOnce upon a time, far far away... I first saw the bear as it came down the aisle between Travel and Biography... Everyone wanted to explain the love between Pearl and Thomas... There has been no sleep on the journey...

Enchanted, Black Lace's collection of three erotic fairy tales, is at now available in the United States. If, back in August, you were salivating, coveting, and cussing the Brits, it's your turn for the sexy happy-ever-after.

Enchanted includes...
Bear Skin by Janine Ashbless
The Three Riddles by Olivia Knight
The People in the Garden by Leonie Martell

A quick reminder of the tidbits and tasters we dangled before you...


Fairytale Feminists: the story behind Enchanted ~ by Olivia Knight ~ Friday 1 August 2008

Blog picture: dark castle turrets against a massive moon

When fairy tales were still sexist misogynist Barbie-Cinderalla bollocks, a host of feminist writers opened the floodgates for us to create the intense, mythic, and very sexy fairy tales of contempory Black Lace. A quick skip through the history of fairytales paves the way for the erotic fairytale collection, Enchanted.


Introducing... The Three Riddles by Olivia Knight ~ Monday 4 August 2008

Blog picture: dark castle turrets against a massive moon

The premise for The Three Riddles, the erotic fairytale novella in Enchanted, emerged from a flash of fruitless intuition and the tale of a button. Sometimes the smallest things can change the course of the world, as the elves well know. Unfortunately, they communicate in riddles - so how well would you do at deciphering them? With a sexy excerpt on Olivia's website.


Introducing... Bear Skin by Janine Ashbless ~ Friday 8 August 2008

Blog picture: haunting delicate picture of a girl riding a bear

Bear Skin is a retelling of the Norwegian folk-story East of the Sun, West of the Moon. This is a very old story (it has its roots in the Greek myth of Cupid and Psyche) and it attracted me because it’s a story of a woman going on a quest. I decided to set it in modern-day Britain … which was fun, since it’s about a girl who marries a bear. Yes, a bear. How could I resist a premise that kinky? And how could I get it past the Black Lace editors? With a sexy excerpt and another on Janine's blog.



If you're whimpering and wishing all over again, leap over to Amazon.com and make a wish.



Friday, August 8, 2008

Enchanted - Bear Skin

By Janine Ashbless


Getting published is like waiting for a bus: you wait years for your book to come out and then two appear on the same day! As well as my novel Wildwood, this week also sees the UK publication of the 3-novella collection Enchanted, and my novella Bear Skin appears alongside Olivia Knight’s fantasy The Three Riddles and Leonie Martell’s gothic The People in the Garden.

In keeping with the fairy-tale theme, Bear Skin is a retelling of the Norwegian folk-story East of the Sun, West of the Moon. This is a very old story (it has its roots in the Greek myth of Cupid and Psyche) and it attracted me because it’s a story of a woman going on a quest. I decided to set it in modern-day Britain … which was fun, since it’s about a girl who marries a bear. Yes, a bear. How could I resist a premise that kinky? And how could I get it past the Black Lace editors?

The basic plot of East of the Sun, West of the Moon goes: a young woman agrees to marry a bear who turns up to woo her one day. He’s a very well-spoken and wealthy bear, mind. She goes off to his house and is quite relieved to find that at night the bear turns back into a man; however, she doesn’t know what he looks like because he always comes to her under cover of darkness and no light is allowed in the house. After a few months she pays a visit back to her parents’ house, where her mother and sisters persuade her that she should sneak a look at her husband while he sleeps, and give her a bit of candle. She succumbs to curiosity and finds that her hubby is gorgeous – but he wakes and is furious, because he is under a curse and if she had just held out for a year she would have broken it. As it is, he has to go and marry an evil sorceress/troll who lives "East of the Sun, West of the Moon" and must leave our heroine forever. She is full of remorse but it doesn’t make any difference; he is dragged away to his marriage and she is dumped back home. Our heroine decides to rescue her husband and sets off walking around the world, seeking the way East of the Sun and West of the Moon …


Here’s an excerpt from fairly early on in Bear Skin. Hazel finds herself trapped in a pitch-black house with Arailt, the talking bear.

Stumbling in the dark, I barked my hip against a sideboard and scrabbled for the connecting door into the library.

‘Are you running from me?’ He didn’t sound angry or gloating, just a little unhappy.

Of course I wasn’t running from him: how could I? I was blind and lost, navigating by luck. He never made a wrong step, moving with heavy grace between the unseen islands of furniture. I had no chance of escape. My retreat was driven solely by instinct.

‘Book-dust,’ he murmured. ‘Printers’ ink and long wet afternoons while the shrubbery drips and the river roars in its bed. You smell of books too, Hazel, but not enough to hide in here.’

I collided with a sofa and it nearly knocked my legs from under me. Gasping, I waited for the sudden rush, the hot breath, the teeth. Nothing happened.

‘Your fear is sharp. I thought … I thought you braver than that.’

His voice was no closer. If he’d intended to catch me, I told myself, he could have done it long ago. I forced myself to straighten up, smoothing down my dress, swallowing the lump that was filling my throat. ‘Well, you’re right. I made you a promise. Come on then.’

I heard him move into the room, his claws scraping on the polished boards then muted on the rug. I breathed deep and let the smell of him fill my nostrils. I heard the wuff of his breath in those heavy jaws and thought, better if he takes me from behind. Turning, I gripped the leather sofa-back with slippery hands and set my feet apart.

He stopped. ‘Is that how you want it?’

‘It’s easier for you this way … I’d have thought.’ I didn’t dare admit that the desire to shield my vulnerable throat and belly was overwhelming. He didn’t reply. But I felt for the first time the moist touch of his nose against the back of my knee, and then that great muzzle pushed up between my thighs, lifting me onto my toes. I gasped. When my heels hit the carpet again I spread them wider, bending at the hips to push my bum out toward him, nearly choking with terror. I felt the hot gusts of his breath on my bottom. With one hand I reached behind me to pull up my flimsy skirt. Then he licked me with his great wet tongue, long enough to lap me from clit to bum-hole in a single stroke, and I cried out, unable to conceal a pleasure so shameful that it could only be confessed under cover of darkness.

Arailt uttered a low rumbling moan and then said, ‘Turn round.’ His voice was thick with urgency; I knew that sound.

I wanted him to lick me again. I was wet to match his mouth. I let out a sob.

‘Turn around.’

I obeyed, tears running unseen down my face.

‘Hazel...’ He rose up suddenly and planted his forepaws to either side of my hips. His fur was damp from the rain. I flinched, shutting my eyes though it made no difference to either of us. His breath smelled of honey, as it had done the day we met.

Oh God, I moaned inwardly, my heart running riot. ‘Arailt,’ my lips whispered as I reached for him, plunging my hand into the soft pelt of his chest – and encountered smooth skin. For a moment I froze, speechless. Under my moving palm the fur parted as if along a seam, and I slid my hand beneath it down a hard musculature: pecs and flat breastbone, the torso of a man. I touched his forelimb and the fur fell away to disclose an elbow, a hard bicep, a shoulder. ‘Oh God – What-’

Arailt’s fingers covered my lips, pressing the words back. ‘No questions, ever,’ he whispered in my ear, his voice the bear’s voice and a man’s voice, the same as it always had been. Fingers, not claws or paws, I thought – and then they were withdrawn and his mouth took their place and any questions I had were stolen from my lips along with my breath as he kissed me. He tasted of honey, and of my sex. I ran my fingers along his jaw and felt stubble a week old but no fur, then down his throat and found his Adam’s apple. His lips were hungry, his kisses laden with intent, but his teeth were not like shears. When he caught my bottom lip between them he drew no blood, only a leaping stab in my heart and a low cry from my throat.

Gently, he released my mouth. I passed one hand over his face. His eyelids trembled under my fingertips. He kissed the palm of my hand. ‘Arailt,’ I repeated as if it were a spell, a word of profound magic.

My other hand slid across his shoulder and I felt the bear-pelt finally slip from his back, heavy as sodden velvet, heavy as a bear-hide would be with skin and fat still adhering, sliding to the carpet. Underneath he was naked. Christ but he was a big man – not anything like as big as a brown bear of course, but broad-shouldered and solid with muscle. He made me feel fragile. I felt his strength as he put his arms about me and pressed up against me, his skin hot on mine. His strength – and his desire. He was immensely aroused and his erection was insistent. His lips sought me out again, needing no light. For a moment we clung together, face to face, breath mingling. ‘Not too much of a disappointment, I hope?’ he asked, laughter bubbling under his words.

‘No.’ Suddenly, out of nowhere, I began to shake.

‘Don’t be like that.’ His hand cupped my face and encountered the wet smear of my tears. ‘Hey, my Hazel; is it so bad?’

‘Just a shock.’ My voice was quivering too. I’d steeled myself for the bear; I’d been ready for him. I was not ready for a man. I hadn’t been for months. There was an intimacy and a danger in the man’s embrace that there could never be in Arailt as a bear, I realised. A bear, even a talking bear, can only treat you like meat: it takes another human being to treat you like shit.

‘Oh God,’ I gasped; ‘oh God…’

‘It’s okay…’

Was it? Was it okay to yield to him now? I couldn’t get him and the bear straight in my head. Heart racing, I ran my palm down his chest, smoothing the slight roughness of his body hair, all the way to his groin. He had a lovely big cock with a velvety foreskin, hot in my nervous hand. ‘You’re real!’ - it came out as a hiccup and a giggle.

‘Too right,’ he said with fervent delight, folding his hand around mine, guiding my grip on his member up and down the shaft.

‘Oh…’



Want to read on? This excerpt continues on my blog.

And if you want to win a free copy - just drop a comment on this post before Sunday and I'll pick a winner at random. Go on - I'm being so generous this week I'm going to need a little lie down.

The watercolour illustrations of the original fairytale, by the way, are by Danish artist Kay Nielsen (who contributed artwork to the original Fantasia movie). More of his wonderful fairytale paintings are archived here.
xxx
Janine
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Monday, August 4, 2008

Enchanted ~ The Three Riddles

by Olivia Knight

Enchanted coverEnchanted is the final collection in Black Lace's novella books before we return (for a while) to short stories. Lust Bites was vampires, Possession was shape-shifting and invading spirits, Magic and Desire was fantasy, and Enchanted is fairy tales: be careful what you wish for...

The origins
Last Friday, in Fairytale feminists, I whisked through the origins of fairy tales and prostrated myself before the three wise women who opened the floodgates for us. The origins of my novella, The Three Riddles, are about as multitudinous, but two of the snippets that shaped the premise are...

On a languid, lazy day, I passed one of Oxford's most charming narrow roads and had an impulse to turn down it. It was barely a detour, but not my usual route, so I kept walking - then stopped. What was I doing, ignoring this impulse? Silencing the voice of my intuition? I turned back and strolled down it. Halfway down, a stone cottage bursting with lavendar and wisteria had a 'For Sale' sign outside. I stared. I yearned. I envied. I whipped out my phone, dialled the number on the sign, spoke to the estage agent, and...
Stone cottage with wisteria
...discovered I could sell all my internal organs on the black market and still not be able to afford it. Following the delicate promptions of intuition does not, in the real world, work especially well. But in the imaginary worlds I inhabit most of the day, it could - and should.

The other snippet was a game I played with my students when I used to teach - the third conditional negatives game: "If that hadn't happened, that wouldn't have happened..." We usually use that for regrets, but it's more fun to play with something wonderful in your life. Pick something you're thrilled about. Why did it happen? And what did that thing depend on? And what did that depend on...? How far does it go back and what tiny, insignificant thing does it all rest on? A purely ficticious example:

If I hadn't gone to his house, I wouldn't have met him.
If I hadn't been with my friend, I wouldn't have gone to his house.
If I hadn't lived in that shared house, I wouldn't have been with my friend.
If I hadn't bumped into an old friend, I wouldn't have lived in that shared house.
If I hadn't caught the bus, I wouldn't have bumped into that old friend.
If I hadn't been late sewing on that button, I wouldn't have caught the bus.
If the button hadn't broken off, I wouldn't have been late sewing it on.

button and threadIn short: If a button hadn't broken off, I would never have met him.

How would you know not to fix the loose button? In fantasy, a character might have magical abilities to feel their way through the interconnected threads of causality - in fairy tales, things are plainer and more tangible. You know because the elves tell you. And thus The Three Riddles was born:

The blurb
The elves, they say, know the secrets of events. How you tie your scarf can change the world. The elves, they say, are the guardians of fate, and so the people obey a dozen different whims a day, most of which make no apparent difference. If the elves really wanted to guide the country, thinks the queen, they might have an occasional word with its ruler.

She has envoys to appease, war brewing between Cantaland and Udia, trade negotiations with Tarpash, and no time for superstitions – so she deserts her childhood love, Sir Thomas of Minotha, for a diplomatic engagement with a foreign duke. Now the alliance between Kwestria and Minotha is failing, their enemies are gathering, the people are suffering, and Sir Thomas has vanished. She wants to believe she should find her lost love, but how can a queen risk her country on a whim?


The elves communicate in riddles, which the queen must learn to interpret and follow if she's going to right the wreck she makes of things. The three riddles in the story are below, for you to decipher.

Whoever writes the most accurate - or entertaining! - explanation of any of the three riddles will win a copy of Magic and Desire, which also features both me and Janine Ashbless. There's an excerpt on my website which will help with the first riddle...

The Three Riddles

The first riddle

Medieval manuscript in gold, white, green and blue
May the gold & the white, the green & the blue,
Receive in their bed a new lease.

May the union seal forever the two
In loyalty, conquest and peace.

May she always be vain of the colours of home
Before she is vain of her own.

May he always forgive and his pride never roam
In anger, away and alone.

Of course, they dismiss superstition, things go awry, and the elves are forced to supply a second riddle.

Tangled path
Return to the path you lost.
Give up what you love and seek
Alone and before the frost.

Then look for the craftsman swift,
Protect the defenceless weak,
And honour the humble gift.

If all you can find’s a dearth
Of hope and the sky turns bleak,
Then follow the tangled path.


The elves, understandably, are starting to get pissed off. The final riddle becomes more curt:

Sunset
You will follow the path of the setting sun

To the eye where the waters will never run,

To your grief succumbing, protecting none.


Don't forget: you can find an excerpt on my website; write your explanation of any of the three riddles to win a copy of Magic and Desire.

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Fairytale feminists

by Olivia Knight

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast
Theme song to Disney’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’


For the very end of myths is to immobilise the world: they must suggest and mimic a universal order…
Roland Barthes, “Myth Today”


Next week introduces Enchanted, the novella collection of erotic fairytales – not a combination that startles us now, but a handful of decades ago, fairytales looked exclusively like this.

Collage of Disney heroines being carried, dancing, and being kissed, all with wasp-waists and happy smiles, and Snow White delivering a pie

Before Black Lace could blithely commission, or we blithely write, erotic fairytales, a lot of work needed to be done on them. Fairytales have always gone through a lot of work, though. Here’s the nutshell version: peasant makes good, joins the aristocracy, happily ever after, gets decadent. And in a slightly larger shell – an oyster, perhaps…

Illustration from Perraults Cinderella showing courtly life around the trying on of the shoeFairytales began life as good ol’ oral tradition – oh, the honest wisdom of the humble peasant! – and so were largely about humble peasants ceasing to be either humble or peasants. They broke the class barrier in the 16th and 17th centuries, when they became the pet of the French aristocracy and in particular of Charles Perrault, Mme D’Aulnoy, and Mlle L’Hériter – so if you wondered why the castles of the Loire look so fairytalish, it’s art copying life; sorry. Masculine chivalry and feminine charm ruled (and in Disney still do) and the importance of honest peasants remaining honest peasants was underlined.

The girl in the little red shoesWhen the French aristocracy were slaughtered en masse by their honest peasants, the fairytale – like so many of the aristocrats – fled to neighbouring countries, and took refuge amongst the bourgeoisie - in particular, the brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Anderson, and William Makepeace. It abandoned its dangerous courtly fripperies in favour of more earnest virtues, such as the domestication of women and subjugation of the working class, the sanctity of the patriarchy and family loyalty, good manners, justice, the Protestant work ethic, and the horror of red shoes.

But as the bourgeoisie veered towards capitalism, so did its fairytales – peasant-hero-makes-good returned (otherwise known as the American dream), romance ended happily-ever-after with wodges of hard cash and a great big dress, and at last, the fairy tale prostrated itself before the feet of Walt Disney and gave itself up wholly to this fresh, innocent, and charming form of family entertainment. And that’s where we got it.

You’re the girl in white or you’re the witch. If you look in the room, you’ll die like the others. Step off the path and you deserve to be eaten. Work hard; sob in the kitchen; have tiny feet: your prince will come. And we can laugh at this because of many extraordinary women, but in particular…

Cover: The Bloody ChamberAngela Carter is the unchallenged fairytale queen. The Bloody Chamber, ten inimicably rewritten fairytales, was published in 1979 and feminist criticism wet itself. Ellen Cronan Rose smashed the champagne on the boat that would float Angela Carter into PhD theses with wild enthusiasm: complete reclamation of fairytales for women! Yeeee-haaar! Then the arguments started. Patricia Duncker turned to Andrea Dworkin (of all-pornography-is-rape fame) and called it pornography. Being accused of pornography, in the early eighties of feminism, was like being accused of witchcraft in the fifteenth century. Llewallen agreed; Flora Alexander vacillated; Robin Ann Sheets suggested it was moral pornography, and the terms were set: was it pornography? Was that okay? Was Carter a traitor?

Carter was a goddamned heroine. She didn’t toe the feminist line as neatly as some wished, making all women glow and all men suitably humble; she skipped three steps ahead. And here, for the record, are my favourites of her naughty bits – of which she would thoroughly approve – and partly thanks to her, we don’t have to fret about whether all this is okay or not: she dunnit already.

In the cold, white cliff-top rooms of the castle, surrounded by mirrors, Bluebeard’s bride is finally taken:

Choker necklace
He made me put on my choker, the family heirloom of one woman who had escaped the blade … It was cold as ice and chilled me. He twined my hair into a rope and lifted it off my shoulders so that he could better kiss the downy furrows below my ears; that made me shudder. And he kissed those blazing rubies, too. He kissed them before he kissed my mouth. Rapt, he intoned, “Of her apparel she retains / Only her sonorous jewellery.”
A dozen husbands imapled a dozen brides while the mewing gulls swung on invisible trapezes in the empty air outside.


In The Tiger’s Bride, a version of the Beauty and the Beast, the beauty sends an automaton back home to her father and enters the beast’s room…

Tiger licking his shoulder
He dragged himself closer and closer to me, until I felt the harsh velvet of his head against my hand, then a tongue, abrasive as sandpaper. “He will lick the skin off me!”
And each stroke of his tongue ripped off skin after successive skin, all the skins of a life in the world, and left behind a nascent patina of shiny hairs. My earrings turned back to water and trickled down my shoulders; I shrugged the drops off my beautiful fur.


The Erl-King lives in the autumnal forest and has birds in a cage, which perhaps she should have thought about more carefully before…

Cover detail from Burning Your Boats - rich reds
Cover detail from Burning Your Boats - rich reds
Cover detail from Burning Your Boats - rich reds

I lie down on the Erl-King’s creaking palliasse of straw. His skin is the tint and texture of sour cream, he has stiff, russet nipples ripe as berries. Like a tree that bears blossom and fruit on the same bough together, how pleasing, how lovely.
And now – ach! I feel your sharp teeth in the subacqueous depths of your kisses. The equinotical gales seize the bare elms and make them whizz and whirl like dervishes; you sink your teeth into my throat and make me scream.
…If I strung that old fiddle with your hair, we could waltz together to the music as the exhausted daylight founders among the trees, we should have better music than the shrill prothalamions of the larks stacked in their pretty cages as the roof creaks with the freight of birds you’ve lured to it while we engage in your profound mysteries under the leaves.
He strips me to my last nakedness, that underskin of mauve, pearlised satin, like a skinned rabbit; then dresses me again in an embrace so lucid and encompassing it might be made of water. And shakes over me dead leaves as if into the stream I have become.
Sometimes the birds, at random, all singing, strike a chord.
…The candle flutters and goes out. His touch both consoles and devastates me; I feel my heart pulse, then wither, naked as a stone on the roaring mattress while the lovely, moony night slides through the window to dapple the flanks of this innocent who makes cages to keep the sweet birds in. Eat me, drink me; thirsty, cankered, goblin-ridden, I go back and back to him to have his fingers strip the tattered skin away and clothe me in his dress of water, this garment that drenches me, its slithering odour, its capacity for drowning.


Cover: The Djinn in the Nightingale's EyeA.S. Byatt is another trailmaker – far less contentious, possibly because her symbolism is well nigh indecipherable at times. Her fairytales don’t have that usual narrative shape, the sigh-yes-I’ll-sleep-now feeling, BUT – big but – they’re exquisite, she is the most fearlessly and unashamedly intelligent writer I have ever encountered, and she has the best-ever description of men’s bits-and-bobs in The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye. The djinn has just escaped the bottle to fill the middle-aged lecturer’s hotel room…

He seemed to be wearing a green silk tunic, not too clean, and not long enough, for she could see the complex heap of his private parts in the very centre of her rosy bed.

She asked him to make himself a more manageable size, and…

He did so, not all at once, so that for a moment the now only slightly larger-than-life being was almost hidden behind the mound of his private parts, which he then shrank and tucked away. It was almost a form of boasting.

Cover: BeautyFinally, Sheri S Tepper, whose fantasy book Beauty interlinks dozens of fairytales as the truth behind the tales: did you ever suspect Cinderella was a thoughtless brat? Well, how about her mother’s take on the story, masquerading as a godmother? So already, we don’t need to defend Cinderella as the subjugated woman but we can say, quite honestly, anyone who cares that much about shoes, princes, and balls has some long hard thinking to do. The only properly erotic scene in Beauty is between a couple who have known and narrowly missed each other since they were fifteen, and are now in their dotage, by the standards of the 14th century…

And Giles and I lay in the grass below the terrace, hidden beneath my cloak.
“Beauty,” he sighed, and I did not correct him. I was. He was. We were. Our bodies moved and touched and held one another, with nothing between us. We grasped at stars once, twice, three times, falling exhausted at last into the warmth of our nest. My kirtle was somewhere in the grass. My underdress was around my neck. Giles wore only his shirt. Our secret flesh was still wet and entangled, one with another’s.

At the end of all of which, Olivia Knight, Janine Ashbless, and Leonie Martell get to start fairy tales with the hero and heroine in bed, have Beauty and the Beast shudder and clench together in the dark, and throw spanking into a tale of witchcraft and sorcery. Our heroines have jobs, swords, and sex, their happily-ever-after doesn't come in the form of a white meringue dress, and all the issues we would have had to tangle with have been ironed out or stamped out already. But for more on that, you'll have to read our posts about Enchanted...