Thursday, June 26, 2008

Alarming clock...

Once again I woke up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. In years past I could blame it on a crying baby, a sick child or one with a bad dream... in my empty nest, those are no longer issues. Now it's just part of the season I suppose. As is my custom when I awake and it's still dark outside, I look at the clock. I don't know why, I just do... anyway this particular night when I rolled over in my sleepy state this is what I saw...


WHAT? It's 95.9 o'clock! In my haze I tried to determine exactly what that meant... was I late? Did I oversleep? Wait a minute... what time IS 95.9 o'clock??? Wiping the sleep from my eyes, I look again. Now it is not only saying 95.9 but it's flashing quickly between that and 94.2... 93.6....91.7...etc.

I must be dreaming, so I sit up in bed and stare at it, hard! I grabbed my cell phone which is on my nightstand and snap this picture just to prove that I didn't really imagine this whole experience. I wanted a video clip so I could capture the insanity of the action but my phone won't do that (time for an upgrade) so this still shot will just have to do. After a few minutes of this psychedelic light show it returned to showing the correct time as though nothing had ever happened. I have however seen this possession occur again since that first night and have had witnesses to the event. Thank goodness.
I may be old.. but I'm not crazy, at least not yet!



Thursday, June 19, 2008

Treadmill tunes... who knew?


I LOVE my treadmill... well at least now that I've discovered what the rest of the world has known forever I do.

It all started a couple of years ago when I decided that my television was turned on for most of my waking hours. I really just used it for the noise and distraction during the day when I would be home doing the household routine. Radio was not an option because living in our rural community (also known as the middle of nowhere :) we have no reception in our house. I know... crazy! Having to change CD's every little while was not very convenient so thank goodness Santa, being the wise man that he is, knew just what to bring me that year... my very own iPod. I purchased a little speaker system so I could just dock it and listen to whatever my heart desired. Great! (I'm getting to the treadmill part... just be patient)

We have a treadmill... actually we had an OLD treadmill. It was terrific. You could hang things on the handles it even folded up nicely so it would take up less room, you could use it as sort of a reversed white board and leave messages in the dust that collected on it's smooth black surface. On the rare occasion that someone would actually use it for it's intended purpose, it was so loud that it would wake the dead, and if you wanted to watch tv while on it, you had to have it turned up to deafening decibels. Once we determined that exercise was no longer an option but a necessity we decided to invest in a quality treadmill. So, I've been hopping on the new device for 45 minute walks three days a week for a while now. Even though it's a great machine and located near a tv (you know, that thing I want to watch less) the 45 minutes seemed to DRAG by. I would spend as much time looking at the clock as at the tv and hearing my inner child moaning, 'How much longer til we get there???' In addition to the torture of forcing myself to get on and go was that the three days a week just didn't seem to be doing much for my battle of the bulge. I knew the awful truth... I need to do this at least 5 days a week to make any progress. AAAHHH! I almost couldn't bear the thought of listening to myself whine through those long 45 minutes workouts FIVE times a week. So, since spring/summer has finally arrived, I decided that perhaps walking outside for at least some of those workouts would make it easier. I would just take my trusty iPod and head out the door. Better yet, to help me keep up a brisk pace on my walks, I downloaded some cardio workout music. Ready... set... GO! Well, the first morning I was planning to head off on my walk, I got a late start on my day and was short on time, so I opted to use the treadmill. I had been excited to try out my new tunes, so remembering that the new treadmill had the option of plugging in your iPod and listening via the speakers that it has built in, I decided to hook it up and see what this baby could do. HOLY COW! The speaker system is amazing! Great sound, my music is fun and so energizing. I can't believe the difference the music makes! I have actually been on the treadmill every day this week and have walked much faster, and really hated to see the quick 45 minutes come to an end.

I'm in shock... why didn't anyone tell me about this?




Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Saving the chickens...

My oldest daughter has decided she wants to become a vegetarian. I say, good for her! Not a surprising move considering she's been a serious animal lover since her conception I'm sure. She's been sharing her views concerning the abusive manner in which some of the animals we consume are treated. If you want the gruesome details you can watch a video at http://www.meat.org/

I too am disturbed by the mistreatment of animals, but I'm not sure that I'm ready to sacrifice ever having a nice steak, a grilled chicken breast or some baby back ribs for the cause. I guess I'm just not committed enough. I am however willing to live and learn and try some new alternatives, so here's to you Amy... you are making a difference even in teaching some old dogs new tricks!

On my most recent 'workout' at the grocery store, look what I bought...


Aren't you proud of me?!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

I've been tagged!

Wow, I feel very special to have been named as a taggee.
List three; Joys, Fears, Goals, Current Obsessions, and Random Surprising Facts About Yourself. Then tag 5 people at the end to do the same. Here goes:

Joys
1. My family
2. The gospel
3. Springtime weather

Fears
1. Loss of or harm to a family member or someone close to me
2. Heights
3. Snakes

Goals
1. Get in better physical condition
2. Get in better spiritual condition
3. Get my spring cleaning done

Current Obsessions
1. Blogging
2. Getting my family history organized
3. Trying new healthful recipes

Random Surprising Facts About Me
1. I've only danced three times in my whole life
2. I've gone for a ride in a blimp (before my fear of heights)
3. I tried smoking a cigar in the girls bathroom in high school

I Tag:
Lisa
Cortney
Susan (even though she doesn't have a blog YET)
Erin
Andrew (yes, I'm tagging a guy!)

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Strength training and more... a new discovery!

It's a well established fact that exercise and being more careful about what you eat is critical to good health, especially in our phase of life. We also know that in addition to aerobic exercise strength training is important. Nearly as important as the physical aspects of exercise are the brain calisthenics that help keep you on your toes.

I think I've made a great discovery for anyone that ever does grocery shopping. What a workout. Seriously! Think about it...

Step 1: You make your list. Now this requires quite a bit of concentration trying to remember what it was you ran out of the other day that you made a 'mental note' to get more of. Next, predicting what everyone is going to want during the coming week and how many meals you will actually prepare at home versus getting a pizza because you're just too tired to cook.

Step 2: You arrive at the store with list in hand and get your trusty grocery cart. More often than not it's the one that has a mind of it's own, and you spend the next hour or so fighting with it to keep it from running into innocent shoppers, small children and knocking over huge displays of things you only wish you could eat.

Step 3: You stroll up and down the aisles finding all of the items on your list and picking each of them up and placing them in your cart. This provides much walking and also frequent bending, stretching (especially if you are short like I am) and lifting of products of various sizes and weights. This will earn you bonus points if you are shopping for a large family or like shopping in bulk... everything will be bigger!

Step 4: Once all of the items are in the cart, you roll your way to the front of the store and pace back and forth behind the checkout stands looking for the one with the shortest line, hence, more walking. (Of course this never works because the line you've chosen is the one with one of the following: a coupon clipper gone wild, a new cashier in training, or the guy that picked up everything in the store without a price on it.)

Step 5: Finally, it's your turn... you start removing everything from your cart and placing it on the belt trying to strategically balance it so that nothing falls over the little 'dividers' separating your purchases from the people in front of and behind you. More lifting involved here and sometimes it has to be done with great haste so that you can unload your cart and get to the other end for the next step.

Step 6: As the cashier scans your items and fills the bags on the 'merry-go-round' at the end of the lane, you now have to lift the bags full of groceries back into your cart. At this point we must consider the exercise of then digging through your purse to find your debit card and trying to remember the pin number. (Perhaps this is only considered an exercise for those over the age of 50.)

Step 7: Push the stubborn cart full of your spoils to your car. Here again, an exercise for those over 50... trying to remember exactly WHERE it was that you parked your car. Once found, you get to do more lifting. Unloading the bags into the car and returning the cart to it's 'stall' which will probably be located as far from your car as it possibly could be, requiring more walking.

Step 8: You arrive home, let the exercise resume... Unload all of the purchases from the car and haul them into the house. If, with your arms full of bags, stairs, barking dogs determined to trip you or self closing doors are involved you earn bonus points here, for sure!

Step 9: You did it, it's all in the house, but not so fast... no time for relaxing yet. Now you get to put all of your commodities away. Once again, if stairs are involved, more bonus points. Finding a home for everything sometimes requires cleaning out the fridge or the pantry and/or hauling things down to the basement where everyone keeps their food storage (don't they?).

If you are doing all of the above and have taken children with you on this adventure, that alone earns you at least double the points! If you've done it and you and your children still like each other when you arrive home, you are my hero!

So, in conclusion I am going to count this as a major contribution to my physical and mental fitness program. I feel better already!