Showing posts with label wii. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wii. Show all posts

Saturday, January 2, 2010

2010 Resolutions





1. No matter how much he begs, I will not have an affair with Tiger Woods.

2. I will not play Super Mario Wii for more than 3 hours a day. In a row. Must take 15 minutes break in between.

3. Exercise, lose weight. Blah blah. Why even bother? Embrace the fact that I will abandon this goal on day two. Life is short. Eat a taco!

4. I will no longer read Christmas newsletters where parents brag and brag UNTIL my sons find a cure for cancer AND obtain world peace.

5. I will not, not, not, not watch American Idol this year. There.

6. Birdie shall be tamed by me. Must figure out a way to do this.

7. I will love more. Love, love, love. Until I annoy the heck out of peeps and they leave me alone. Sigh.

8. I will commit random acts of kindness. Like show up on my son's date, hang out with the girl friend and offer to pay for it all. See what a nice Mom I am?

9. I will read Atlas Shrugged this year. Even if it takes me one year to read it. At least it will help me fall sleep.

10. I will be and let them be. Enough said.

So what are your resolutions? I want to know!
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Happy Holidays!



Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah and happy holidays to all of you. I wish nothing but the best for you. Hope you find peace, joy, love and much happiness.

Thank you reading my blog, commenting and being a fabulous bloggy friend. All 6 of you who read my blog have enriched my life. I want to thank you for that.

So what have I really been up to?

Frankly, not much. At least nothing productive.

The boys (my sons) are back in town and I've been hanging out with them, cooking, cleaning and playing Super Mario Brothers wii. I can be honest with you and tell you that Super Mario brothers is a very very addicting game. Do not ever buy it. It will destroy your life as you know it.

I've been sending my family on these fake errands and as soon as they leave, I plop myself by the TV and play. And play. And time flies when you are playing. The other day, I swear I was playing only for like 2 minutes but my hubby came back from running a 2 hour errand. How could that be possible?

Le Sigh! Le Sigh!


Well sooner or later my family will figure out that I am so making up the errands. And I am so addicted to the game that they will have to send me to a game addiction rehab. But until then, I can play.

Today I will try to beat level 5-4. And in between somewhere, make cookies, pies, stuffing etc. for a big dinner tomorrow.

Oh pousse! Je suis dans la situation très difficile. Oui?

Oh baise !


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Monday, September 1, 2008

Wii Fit top 10






Top 10 reasons why I dislike Wii Fit.





1. Thanks for telling me!





2. Why are you stalking me? Why are you tracking me?





3. I don't need reminders of my deadlines from Wii. There must be a valid reason. I know I missed the deadline. Don't tell me.







4. Thanks for telling me. I would have never known that I did not lose 20+ pounds. You are awesome!







5. Not only did I not reach my goal, I had a bad strategy all along.







6. My dashing but personality-less trainer. I call him Gustav.







7. I am a couch potato. What would I do with my life without Wii giving me these vital tidbits about me?







8. The weight fluctuations in a given day are just crazy. I took the preceding screen shot at 8:00 AM. The following at approximately 10:00 AM.







Can my weight fluctuate by 5.8 lbs in an hour or so? Just by sitting and writing my blog?









9. Some days I am 74 and other days I am 24. Neither are close to my real age. The real age feature is very buggy. Everyone I know complains about it.




10. The hype. You can easily buy it in Europe and other countries. Here in USA, it is virtually impossible to get it. It seems like a marketing strategy. Create a demand by generating enough buzz and not enough supplies. I call it fluff.

Which reminds me. I have to put it on ebay today.

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