Showing posts with label Castles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Castles. Show all posts

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Sunday Funnies - Business As Usual

I saw a meme floating around so I clipped it and rewrote the caption.  Enjoy!


Also, on boredpanda.com, some enterprising employee tells us "Our Boss Asked Us To Decorate Our Desks, So We Did This."  See more here.


Finally, on sciencealert.com, "The Department of Energy watched Stranger Things, and wants you to know these 5 things" here.


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Monday, March 21, 2016

RPG Media Monday - Castle of the Walking Dead (1967) Part One

Titled on IMDb as The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism (1967), my friends Floyd and Keith loaned me a copy of a film which I hadn't thought I known but realized later was somewhat famous in gamer circles.  Turns out I had heard of this one under various titles over the years.  The title frame in the actual movie of the copy I watched was Castle of the Walking Dead (then subtitled "formerly Castle of Blood").  It was directed by Harald Reinl and starred Christopher Lee (RIP), Karin Dor, and Lex Barker.  At this point, it gets a little titularly muddy.


The DVD case I was loaned is in Dutch and in Dutch-speaking markets the movie is titled De Slinger in de Slangenkuil which Google translates to The Pendulum in the Snakes Pit.  This makes more sense than most of the titles since the story is supposedly based on Edgar Allan Poe's The Pit and the Pendulum.  It also mentioned that this is "A new dimension in fear."  The spine of the DVD case titles it "Blood Demon."  There are dozens of alternate titles on IMDb for this movie which you can scan here.  It's an impressive garble of designations but don't let that deter you from checking this movie out.  As much as all that is to take in, it's good knowledge to have if you're going to secure a copy of this for yourself.


I'll say right now, it is a movie every tabletop RPGer should watch and probably even own.  There are many elements that will have such an audience pointing and pauses as familiar tropes are made schlockingly manifest.  There will be details from the film discussed in the remainder of this blog post which might well ruin the first-time viewing experience for some folks, so I do suggest that those who prefer to remain spoiler-free bookmark this for later and hunt down a copy of this movie to watch before reading further.


The summary on IMDb is fairly close to what is presented and is riddled with spoilers even in its two sentences.  In essence, "In the Olden Tymes, Count Regula is drawn and quartered for killing twelve virgins in his dungeon torture chamber. Thirty-five years later, he comes back to seek revenge on the daughter of his intended thirteenth victim and the son of his prosecutor in order to attain immortal life."  There is not a lot more to the story but what there is is revealed in fine fashion over the course of the movie, giving the audience clues as to who the characters are and why they are all brought together in the manner of a mystery.  Spoilers abound further along in this article so read on at your own risk.


Looking at this as a gamer (and what better way could there be?), one is struck by the constant attention to atmosphere.  The film begins with a verdict being read to a prisoner in a dungeon, an executioner stands nearby with a mask that is to be strapped onto the face of the prisoner, complete with dozens of spikes that are slammed into the face of the prisoner as the mask is secured.  Mind you, the sentence is that the prisoner will be drawn and quartered but that doesn't seem enough to the prosecution who has already admitted that punishment is excessive.  Then they slam the mask on him.  They walk him out to a crowd of townfolk-witnesses, lay him down in the street, and rope off his arms and legs to four steeds while a priest pleads for his soul.  As words are exchanged between the last would-be victim and the prosecutor (played by the same actors who will later portray their descendants), ceremonial drums sound out and the horses are ordered into action.


Fast cut to thirty years later as a storyteller works the street with some nifty illustrations of the execution.  The whole series of crimes has become a local folk legend.  It's pretty amazing how much of a boost the local economy has had due to the unfortunate murders but the Storytelling trade is obviously thriving.


And what a great setting for the story to take place.  Granted, little action transpires in the town but, directorially, they make the most of it.  The one-legged Storyteller, the townsfolk, horse buggies, laundry hanging on a line, and all the details you'd want to set up the beginning of an adventure.


So, years later, the descendant of the prosecutor has come to town on mysterious business of his own.  In the darkness of the night, the Storyteller confronts Roger Mont Elise AKA Roger von Marienberg and gives him an invitation to discover more about his past (seemingly the descendant is unaware of the former prosecutor).


The wax seal on the note matches a keepsake that Roger has been carrying so he hires a carriage to take him into the midlands looking for the castle belonging to Graf von Andomai (who was once known as Count Frederic Regula, the evil man executed so long ago).


When Roger arrives further inland at one small town, they apparently aren't as cavalier about the legend.  They even have a regular religious event to ward off the evil.  Despite a little girl having not heard of the castle, when she asks her elders, they all act aloof except for one, the old man who carries the cross in the ritual.


Before long, Roger confronts the old many who explains that the young folk haven't heard of the castle and the old people have forgotten it.  He gives some sketchy information but enough to get started.  Out of nowhere, a priest also joins in the adventure claiming to know the way and that he has some priestly duties to perform near its location.  He's a heavy drinker and acts rather goofy on the carriage ride out of town which passes along through a number of ruins.  Suddenly seven riders in black overtake the carriage and pass it by with no real explanation.


This is as good a place as any to end part one of this look at this classic film.  We'll look deeper at the movie and find out what happens when the journey continues.  In the meantime, if you know the film, feel free to discuss it with spoilers but labeled them as such if you do, please.

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Sunday Funnies - Fart Castle, Clichéa, & Ginger Ninjas

Over on pri.org, find out "(. . .) where to go if you want to fart in someone’s general direction" here.


Fortunately, Fart Castle has yet to be added to the world of Clichéa here.


Finally, apropos of nothing, it struck me funny last week on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. when Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie, played by the excellent Henry Simmons, referred to Alisha, played by the formidable Alicia Vela-Bailey as "a dozen Ginger Ninjas."


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Sunday, May 3, 2015

Sunday Funnies - Stan Lee Cameo School, Jon Snow at a Dinner Party, & Mark 'Don't Talk' Hamill

Over on the Audi USA YouTube channel, check out "Stan Lee Cameo School, feat. Kevin Smith, Tara Reid, Michael Rooker, Jason Mewes and Lou Ferrigno."  Funny!



Also, Seth Meyers recently made the mistake of inviting Jon Snow to a New York dinner party.  Enjoy!



Finally, from the Alamo Drafthouse YouTube channel, a video they were showing before Kingsman: The Secret Service wherein Mark Hamill threatens the audience to be sure they don't talk or text.  May the 4th be with you!



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Friday, March 20, 2015

The Friday Grab Bag - Kids' Castle, Christopher West Interview, & DMG Review

Over on frontdoor.com, check out this nifty "Castle-Themed Kids' Bedroom in Austin, Texas" here.


Also, tribality.com shared an interview just last month with Cartographer Christopher West here.


Finally, on The Escapist, they posted an interview earlier this year for the 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons Dungeon Masters Guide here.


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Friday, February 27, 2015

The Friday Grab Bag - Pac-Man Restaurant, Godzilla Hotel, & Castle for Sale

Over on the dailyherald.com, they let us know that a "Pac-Man-themed restaurant opens at Woodfield" here.


Also, on comicbook.com, they may have topped that news by telling us a "Godzilla Hotel To Open In Japan" here.


Finally, pardon me if the headline was a bit misleading since what the Medievalists.net website mentioned last year was that a "Medieval Castle and Hamlet for Sale in Italy: Castello Izzalini" here.


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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Become the Baron of Cavers

It would seem that if you purchase the ruined Cavers Castle, you would then have access to the title "Baron of Cavers" which seems quite grand.  Read more here!


Saturday, February 23, 2013

Castlespotting! A Kobold Contest

Woldgang Baur has a challenge for everyone, particularly those of you with a love of castles!  Read more here!


Sunday, April 15, 2012

Roloff Castle

There's a neat article on mailtribune.com from a few years ago about a building project that is constructed as a castle, done for the Roloff family in Oregon.  Aside from the castle, on their farm they also have a pirate ship and other attractions.  Pretty sweet!