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Showing posts with label abandoned. Show all posts

9.29.2014

Living With a Wild God: Review Haiku

I had high hopes, but
this was too esoteric
for me this summer.

Living With a Wild God: A Nonbeliever's Search for the Truth About Everything by Barbara Ehrenreich. Twelve, 2014, 256 pages.

9.08.2014

Thunderstruck: Review Haiku

Love me some McCracken,
but I could NOT get
into this collection.

Thunderstruck and Other Stories by Elizabeth McCracken. Dial, 2014, 240 pages.

5.30.2014

Notes to Boys: Review Haiku

Cringeworthy declarations
of endless love -- too much
of a muchness.

Notes to Boys: And Other Things I Shouldn't Share in Public by Pamela Ribon. Rare Bird Books, 2014, 264 pages.

12.11.2013

Mud Season: Review Haiku

Loved the concept, but
couldn't really connect with
the author. Alas.

Mud Season by Ellen Stimson. Countryman Press, 2013, 288 pages.

6.17.2013

Life After Life: Review Haiku

Love me some McCorkle,
but this was a case of
wrong reader, wrong time.

Life After Life by Jill McCorkle. Shannon Ravenel Books, 2013, 352 pages.

3.29.2013

In Darkness: Review Haiku

I tried, I swear -- I
just couldn't finish. Wrong book,
wrong time, wrong reader.

In Darkness by Nick Lake. Bloomsbury, 2012, 368 pages.

10.03.2012

Wicked Business: Review Haiku

I can't even do
this anymore. Trash is fun --
but sometimes, just trash.

Wicked Business by Janet Evanovich. Bantam, 2012, 320 pages.

1.20.2012

The Grief of Others: Review Haiku


Normally love her,
but could not get into this
one. Too depressing?

The Grief of Others by Leah Hager Cohen. Riverhead, 2011, 384 pages.

10.31.2011

Super Sad True Love Story: Review Haiku


Could not last thirty
pages in this hipster
douchebag fantasyland.

Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart. Random, 2011, 352 pages.

8.01.2011

Swimming in the Steno Pool: Review Haiku


Packaged like chick lit;
dry like academia.
Caveat reader.


1.03.2011

Bad Science: Review Haiku


Everything you know
is wrong. But don't fret -- everything
you know is wrong.

Bad Science: Quacks, Hacks, and Big Pharma Flacks by Ben Goldacre. Faber & Faber, 2010, 304 pages.

8.30.2010

You Are Not a Gadget: Review Haiku


The worst of both worlds:
academic jargon AND
technobabble! Wheeeee . . .


You Are Not a Gadget by Jaron Lanier. Knopf, 2010, 209 pages.

6.28.2010

Sports from Hell: Review Haiku


Middle-aged writer
puts a ferret in his pants
for the sport of it.


Sports from Hell: My Search for the World's Dumbest Competition by Rick Reilly. Doubleday, 2010, 224 pages.

2.24.2010

The Serial Garden: Review Haiku


Magic-ridden sport
to dip in and out of; too
much for one sitting.


The Serial Garden: The Complete Armitage Family Stories by Joan Aiken. Big Mouth House, 2008, 327 pages.

2.17.2010

A Lenten Resolution

Several years ago I got the bright idea to make a list of books I'd always meant to read, books I felt I should read, and books I had loved and wanted to re-read. I combed through my mental files and also got suggestions from commenters on what I should include. Because I am a creative person and work with words for a living, I called this list The LIST. (#genius)

All told, The LIST was 54 books long. A mix of classic and modern, children's and adult, fiction and nonfiction, it introduced me to some wonderful books, some surprising favorites, and a few old friends. Tragically, I will never get back the 37 hours I spent reading Madame Bovary and Anna Karenina.

As of today, I have read 51 1/2 books from The LIST (Sophie's World, you were just not compelling enough to finish). Those last few books have been sitting there for six months now, silently mocking me from the sidebar like some hypertext Nelson Muntz.

So as of today, I am officially abandoning The LIST. Consider it what I'm giving up for Lent. It's been a good run, anyway. Someday I'm sure I'll re-read Where the Red Fern Grows; I'm less confident I'll give Stephen Daedalus or Tocqueville a chance.

I'm currently putting together a (much shorter) list of middle-grade and YA books that I adored on first reading. As is my wont, however (fast reader = superficial reader), I remember little about most of these books now, except that I loved them. Stay tuned for The Great Re-Read, coming to a sidebar near you in the not-too-distant future.

2.05.2010

Cleaving: Review Haiku


I'm sorry, I just
cannot get past adultery.
I'm harsh like that.


Cleaving: A Story of Marriage, Meat, and Obsession by Julie Powell. Little Brown, 2009, 307 pages.


And NOW back to your regularly scheduled Cybilly hiatus.

11.06.2009

Max Quigley: Review Haiku


Sociological
value, I'm sure, but I
just didn't like him.


Max Quigley: (Technically) Not a Bully by James Roy. HMCo, 2009, 202 pages.

10.12.2009

Lost in the Meritocracy: Review Haiku


Midwestern boy goes
East to find -- surprise! -- he's no
F. Scott Fitzgerald.


Lost in the Meritocracy: The Undereducation of an Overachiever by Walter Kirn. Doubleday, 2009, 211 pages.

8.24.2009

Shop Class as Soulcraft: Review Haiku


Sort of like Plimpton
writing on football: oddly
intellectual.


Shop Class as Soulcraft: An Inquiry into the Value of Work by Matthew B. Crawford. Penguin, 2009, 246 pages.

5.27.2009

Driving Like Crazy: Review Haiku


I heart P. J., but
this repurposed trunkload of
gearhead fodder stalled.


Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hellbending . . . by P. J. O'Rourke. Atlantic Monthly, 2009, 258 pages.