it was Sunday afternoon, I was sound asleep on my sofa!

Suddenly Shrieks Sounded! LOUD! Screams, lots of screams!

Mama came down the hall and said What the %^$# is that?

I said, Mama its outside! in the yard! Will you open the door? Mama said come on, lets go see what all that noise is!

My ears pricked forward as I stepped out the door, my nose started twtiching and I said

wooooo wooooooo look Mama! What is that?

Mama said that is Phun Castle, the boy next door is 6 years old today.

As we both stared and the castle that was moving up and down,

Mama put her hands over her ears and I put one paw over one ear because I can't cover both ears at once.

I said In my big Woo Woo voice, Fi Fi Fo Fum, I SMELL the blood of little ones!

Just as Mama said "why can't they just stop screaming, why do they have to Scream?

I leaped up look over the fence and said

MAMA! There Be Dragons! 

Maybe that is why they are screaming! 

Mama said Its a birthday party with small humans and large humans and burgers and balloons and loud HIP HOP music...

We ran for the door and when I sat on the sofa, Mama said

"Beau, do you know what day is a dragons favorite day?

ChewsDay!

And then she said, maybe the dragons will CHEW the kids and make them stop that noise!

When dragons get angry, they get all fired up and they start spewing Fire!

I said, maybe they will burn that castle down and those kids will all go HOME where they belong.

Time to Vote! is this Fact Or Fiction or Both!

PS... we hope this post did not Drag-on to long. Now you can say fangsgiving it is over.

That is what we all said at 7 pm that night.

Hey Brian, we are thankful they don't all live there....Mama is thankful they only get the PHUN house once a year because the house itself is LOUD with the air machine that makes it stand Up.