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I'm getting hungry...for some Meat Balloons!

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FYI: Do not watch on drugs. I would like to thank Alex for sharing the ear bleeding.

Here at work we have a repository for leftovers, odds and ends, and anything that's edible. Pretty much everyday, some schmo leaves on the table oodles of food stuffs to ruin your diet with. (It's a conspiracy!).

Yesterday there were tasty Ginger Snaps from Trader Joe's. But today... well, someone has a sick sense of humor!

An, as of yet, unnamed assailant left these on the main table. No note, no explaination....

Of course I tried them. And actually, they weren't that bad!

Rotary Dialer for your smartphone! For those times when you need to dial someone FAST (<---sarcasm) via Can't hear you youngster! Let me get my iPhone MEGAPHONE
Megaphone from RACOON_STUDIO on Vimeo. Via Or perhaps you just need a sneaky pocket bookcover to hold your phone? via I guess it's true, what's old is new again?

Your cats are secretly trying to kill you.
No it's true!
1. They weave in between your legs at the top of the stairs.
2. They sit on your chest and "purr" like they're not trying to suffocate you.
3. They "play fight" by scratching the heck out of your hands - (and spread bartonella bacteria!)

Cats are evil. Which is why this is the best packaging I have ever seen. There's no "Oh fluffy LOVES you when you give him ______" 
Snookums is straight up cat food telling you LIKE IT IS.
Your cat will kill you, so you'd better appease them with Snookums.

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But only if your child's name is Kuato or the alien from Space Balls!

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The perfect interior decor for a teenage boy's room!

Questions:
1) Why they gotta be ...uh... "weighed down"?
2) What about the Nubian persuasion?

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Venini Tits Lights by Studio Job

Wow. They can make anything "sexy" these days....

 "Sassy" Big Bird
Lucy (From Peanuts Obvs).
Sexy Scrabble? Really??

Whipped Cream Costume

And yes, I know this is obvs "sexy"... still funny. What would be even better if you could fill those babies with whipped cream and shoot people down! (Stanley Spadowski style!)

Has anyone seen today's Baltimore Groupon?
It's a Pub Crawl... on a "Pedal Mill" ... Biking with 15 of your friends.

Now you can get trashed WHILE biking and work off those unwanted calories!




Two-Hour Pub-Crawl Fietscafe Bike Ride for One, Two, or Four from Charm City Pedal Mill 

(Only issue is biking that much could loose your buzz... and you may have to drink more).

Uh...yes. I would like some "connected" stranger to number 2 in my bathroom and comment on it. Great idea.



someone please tell me this is a joke?
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Why? Because Indiana has decided Cursive is no longer necessary to teach in schools.
So who's gonna be able to read crappy tattoos now?!?!

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This or That!

Heh. Been seeing those "This or That" posts a lot lately..
figured I would join in the fun!

Larry Moss Airigami? or Venus in Sequins?

I hear the guy version is coming soon, but it's a WHOLE different sort of infographic....

Sometimes while I'm browsing Etsy, something so spectacular crops up, I have to repost. As in - HOLY CRAP THIS IS AMAZING! Look at dem teeth!

Quote from FforFelt:

This is a 100% wool brown bear skin.
He hasn't been hunted, on the contrary, he voluntarily left the Wool Mountains to support the cause, so make sure you treat him cool! :)

I think it's safe to say I applaud your "black-ish side of humor"

I have died and gone to heaven.
Yes, if you guessed this is a non-kosher representation of Van Gogh's Starry Night... you win the scarded piggie prize!

Mmm... good eating....

Van Gogh for Breakfast: DIY tutorial over at Instructables! via

Is anyone else a little skived about this?

Ron Jeremy now has an Rum.. entitled "Ron de Jeremy: THE adult Rum".

...Uh... not sure if I want to taste Ron Jeremy anything thanks.
... and whose idea was it to name is Ron DE Jeremy? Isn't that español for Ron of Jeremy?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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Has anyone seen this?:

From the "worstest" movie ever made! Seriously, being the stupid movies lover that I am, I had to watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (don't judge! It had Sharks fighting Octopuses... staring the best teeny-bop singer turned actress: Deborah Gibson!! Seriously, how can you turn away?).

The internets were abuzz over that show stopping scene! In fact, they created an infographic over the staggering physics needed for a MEGA shark to LEAP into the air with enough force to SNATCH and EAT an unsuspecting passenger airplane - OUT OF THE AIR!!! Apparently Mr. Mega Shark had to be traveling at 702 Mph to complete that feat!

Oh to be a passenger looking out the window into the gullet of a Mega Shark.
Thanks to Brian for the infographic reminiscing! 

It's exactly how it sounds...
Let the searing of your eyeballs commence!!!

Taylor Swift, with Steve Buscemi Eyes...

Christina Aguilera, with Steve Buscemi Eyes...and looking a bit like a monkey.

Brittney Spears, with Steve Buscemi Eyes... and actually not looking so different from normal! You be the judge...
And Steve Buscemi with Steve Buscemi eyes...
link! via Amy!

Update!!! Apparently there is now a printable mask:
link / via Becca!

Heh heh.
Underlying message? Girls don't wear undies.
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Since these poor ladies have been Disney-afied, it's only fitting that someone finally shows the REAL story! (Umm.. hello? Has anyone ever read the original Grimm Fairytales? OMG...we're talking necrophilia and beasiality. Read it sometime).  via / link
P.S.  My favorite artist: Alphonse Mucha