Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

kabeum: Same as "kaboom", only pronounced with a Scottish or French accent.

Graham middleschool: A place where you are supposed to go learn, but the teachers are to busy yelling at the kids to give to shits about edjucation,

World Cup: BBC Commentary Guidelines for the commentary team during the World Cup: 1. Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England. 2. Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute. 3. The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina. 4. Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net. 5. Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times. 6. 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4 or 5 occasions for matches not involving England. 7. Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966. 8. When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability. 9. Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill, Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966. 10. All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us". 11. We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England. 12. For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England. (eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo). 13. The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible. 14. Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects." 15. Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory. 16. If in doubt, mention 1966. 17. Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966. 18. Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966. 19. Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned. 20. When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup

Patrick Stump: The Hottest man on the face of this earth, lead singer of FallOutBoy.

farni: kimmeh is!

Kenny: A person who always wears a puffy coat and gets in the worst situations all the time.

Survival of the fittest: When you go through your list of fuck buddies and friends with benefits and choose the fittest girls and get rid of all the munters until eventually you're left with the fittest ones.

rawna: Very beautiful, intelligent, girl , very funny and smart, can be annoying and get anger issues but that’s what’s so beautiful about her , loves Adele & The rock

Greatest Hits: A CD that is released under almost every bands name. It supposedly contains the band's best material and often has a DVD with concerts, videos, interviews and such. Sometimes also released under the album name of "The Best Of."

dirty riri: Dirty Riri is when your partener sucks yiur dick while getting fingered in the ass then lets yiu cum in her ear, then tries to let the cum drop from the ear to the belly and then swallows it with joy

Perdt: The word Perdt is the same thing as Periodt but its for those who can't spell it correctly or just want to say it for the memes.

J’Earl: J’Earl will put up wit all yo bull shit and he a loyal ass nigga,Very kind hearted and he did not write this.

INFJ: Hottest people ever!!

snoophydoof: the word snoophydoof is used to describe something that you cant find the right word for, its basically unexplainable. you can use this word ANYWHERE =

bragee: A wedgie for your boobs.

sterek: Sterek is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale off the MTV hit television show Teen Wolf. Stiles + Derek = Sterek

Comfy Shimmy: When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

nackered: a british term for calling oneself tired, exhausted, ect.

Veirdo: Derivative of the saying "weirdo", comes from the cat Wilma and she was a weirdo but she was also Swedish so "weirdo" became "veirdo"

Tavis: he/she tweakin and has a love of sonic. IN HIS WOOOOOOORLLLLLDDD

the: im not helping you if you dont know your dumb.

Hypocrophal: Hypocrophal= hypocrisy apocalypse

Romy: Even if they don't like their name ... did you really think I could describe them here? Then you definitely haven't met them yet! They is that one person who can make you feel comfortable at the end of the world just because they is with you. I feel sorry for you if you are not fortunate enough to have them in your life. I hope you will meet Romy one day and then you will see what I mean.

premature triumphalism: The time between when she said yes, to the sms she's telling you she has to cancel...

cambulous: A girl who does that thing.

sliggitay: head, boss, slowneck, dome, oral sex

Fuxk: Means fuck but was spelt wrong once so now ppl use it.

Broke Main: Raging homosexual who likes grinding his peepee on random people in public. Also a virgin, unless you take his affairs with his uncle into account. Also to be refered to as a soyboy.

Sister: Friends who stuck together,spill tea, talk about snacks and snakes.

Bruhaps: When you want to say perhaps but in a bro way

rautz: Aussie slang to steal a lot from a shopping centre particularly clothes of pretty high value such as Nike.

holy baloney: Tremendous amount of b.s.

Mawaahib: A baddie. Funny as hell. Gorgeous. Smells really good. Thicker than a snicker.

gobshite: basically.....a person who is a complete and utter shit head!!!

Budlyt: Casuals that think bud has a good resume and walks through Errol Spence jr and have him top p4p

Youtube: The most offensive slur on the planet earth

Sydney: Sydney will act nice, but once they think you are no longer up to their standards, they will cut you out completely. Even if nothing has changed, they will find a way to blame you for everything. Generally toxic. Insecure with a god complex.

zombie bone disease: Slang for Arthritis

Nawnit: A person who careful to you & if you achieve his trust he can fight for you from the world he is the best person you ever meet

Reverse Darryl: While running someone over with a motorcycle and wearing a maid outfit yell reverse Darryl