Deeze

“With my eyes bugging out of my skull, I used the last of my breath and hissed, “Shallunsard.” The pressure lessened. “That is the name the world knew me by.” He released me. I slid down the wall, I was saved. I had power over a demon lord. I was, “Of course, that isn’t my true name.” Fucked. I was fucked.”
― K. T. Davies

“I prefer the Duck
and Grouse further up the high street, but Gary’s not a fan,
probably because they have Sky Sports and he almost choked
on the olive in his martini one time when England scored a
goal and the place erupted into cheers.
I keep telling him, it’s not like there’s much danger of it
being repeated,”
― J.L. Merrow, Lock Nut

“Good morning, sweet cheeks. Did you miss me?”“With every bullet so far.”
― Nicky James, Unstable Connections

“Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle.”
― Josh Lanyon, A Dangerous Thing