"The trouble is, you cannot grow just one zucchini. Minutes after you plant a single seed, hundreds of zucchini will barge out of the ground and sprawl around the garden, menacing the other vegetables. At night, you will be able to hear the ground quake as more and more zucchinis erupt." ~ David Barry, Comedian (Note: I am not familiar with this comedian and hope he isn't an offensive one but his analysis of zucchini rings quite true!) You didn't think I would let the summer go by without...