TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Isolated Building Series

David Schalliol

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

im going to make this brb

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

mood + slay

I thought this was Michael Scott from the Office.

My scene partner and I have been preparing to rehearse our stage kiss and he said to me “I feel like I ought to meet your husband before I kiss you. To like, be polite.” And the he paused and was like. “No, I’d rather meet him after.” He paused again. “If I kiss him, it’s like PEMDAS and it all cancels out right?”

Being an actor is all about being the lead MC in an Edwardian historical drama YA novel

Regular and normal texts to receive from your homies

Our director said "looked great!" and I told my homie he should add that into his Tinder profile as an official review.

Our director also said "was that the first time you did that?" Sir I LOVE the implications that the two of us have been smooching in the dressing room like "yeah this is definitely for our art and not weird at all."

Every night now we are rating our kisses with phrases like “I felt your teeth,” “you are sweaty,” and “that was my nose.”

No that’s EXACTLY it. It’s the least romantic thing. We fist bump and say “good hustle” when it goes well.

Glad to hear from an authority on the topic of fake smooches

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

I can’t stop thinking about how they jump into the air like a cartoon character

absolutely OBSESSED with this actual practicing doctor who makes tiktoks of himself doing stupid shit with a harmonica in his mouth in his spare time

Sicily, Jun Ahn

Reblog if you need this energy

not to be controversial but like……. there is literally no reason for any movie or show to have a rape scene in it. there is literally no reason to show that to anyone. and before you hit me with the “but it helps bring light to the subject!!!!! its better than being silent on the matter!!!!” find a better way. dont use a violent act such as that for shock value. there are way better ways to portray or shed light on that issue in media without forcing people to watch something so triggering.

The Lovely Bones movie adapation is a grade-A example of this(leaving out rape in movies) working. Peter Jackson says it really well.

Stanley Tucci, who plays the murderer, said it was a hard enough role to actually play and they didnt even shoot that horrible scene in the book.

In a separate interview, Peter Jackson talks about how disgusted even story-boarding the rape scene went and failed to make it in the film. Some of the crew walked out of the room. The cast and crew also didnt want to subject the two main actors, Saoirse Ronan (who plays 14 year-old Susie) and Stanley Tucci (who plays Mr. Harvey, a serial killer of little girls), to the scene. They didn’t want Saoirse to experience that scene and it obviously affected Stanley as well. 

Reading a rape scene is really so much more different compared to people having to write it out, act it out, and really SEE it. I think the people involved in this movie did what I wish everyone did when handling this subject in just a graphic medium. And I would 100% recommend this book and movie. Both are equally powerful and it’s hard to describe.  

Also : Fire Walk With Me is a walk through the life of a traumatized and abused Laura Palmer in the days before her murder and it manages to not have a single rape scene or shot of her sexual abuse in it. Instead we get to know the victim as a human being. I don’t think it’s confirmed but i strongly suspect this is thanks to the influence of David Lynch’s daughter, who wrote The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer and is usually credited with bringing a LOT of humanity to someone who in any other work would just be considered the “dead girl” that inspires the male characters with her suffering.

And if it does get filmed:

‘Yorick van Wageningen was so disturbed after shooting the rape scene with Rooney Mara that he spent a whole day locked in his hotel room crying.’

-girl with a dragon tattoo

Not to mention the multiple actresses who have said that filming rape scenes have been legitimately traumatizing for them. Actors are people too who deserve protection from trauma in their field of work.

Also consider how many rape scenes from movies and shows, even if they’re depicted as gruesome, horrifying, and traumatizing, end up getting uploaded onto porn sites. No matter how you depict it, when it’s depicted in media in this much excess it’s still serving the function of normalizing it.

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