Finally they're making good fucking art

"Crème Brûlée" by Travis Chapman

"Real life" by God

see i respect the pig more for not getting involved

I respect the bird for sparking a dirty with its little talons

Ancient man used to walk after our prey until they hit the edge of the map and couldn't go any further. Then we would kill them with spears as they were stuck on the invisible wall.

Atom smasher at U of Chicago, 1948.

Rest in fucking peace Atom

ever since i learned to teleport my life has been a big smile

me describing zombies to my elated guests at the fancy dinner party

Um yeah i like to align myself with the zombies

When you're lowkey supporting the zombie side

we will attack you at any time we will hurt you whenver we want we will come and hit you until you stop moving and we will continue to punch and kick and claw and tear and bite after you stop moving

We are the zombies

wha's with all the zombies today?

Zombie invasrion

its a good day to eat everyone who isnt running fast enough - the zombies

it makes me feel like a bad person, giving a wall nut to a zombie

After all the romancing is done, celebrate Valentine’s weekend the Old Spice way with free Xbox Gold and this avatar.

What the hell

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

tiny prophet spotted

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

official amulet post