Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

Buffalo, New York, USA

I know a lot about horses but I simultaneously don’t know shit about horses. Someone will be like “This is my ultra expensive horse that won awards at multiple shows.” and I’ll look at the horse and be like ‘Damn, that is an ugly fucking horse. I have seen prettier horses at slaughter auctions.’

What a great time to share El Rey Magnum, the worst most expensive horse ever with the world

His head looks like it hurts. I know Arabian horses are one of the oldest and most culturally significant horse breeds but Jesus, this cannot be what they’re supposed to look like…

Ariel if she started out as a seahorse

so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasn't a very good idea

Relevant meme.

Australians. Always get a head start. Caesar was dead before America went to bed on Ides-eve

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

Harry addresses 'queerbaiting' allegations on SNL

and sometimes

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

There are no servals in this post. Directly.

Shout out to weird girls and weird boys who became servals

There is one serval in this post

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Servals are great genders

© _ADWills

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

Majoring in creative writing was a colossal mistake that ruined my life financially artistically socially and spiritually BUT i got to read aloud from My Immortal to a crowd of twenty horrified bystanders for academic credit. So I broke even

The assignment was to bring a story written by someone else and share the first paragraph with the class. Nowhere in the assignment description or the syllabus did it specify that the story had to be good

I wanted to try making a quesadilla so I googled to check for advice on how to make sure it worked out well. Turns out someone on reddit asked the same question, and now I'm going to make and eat a baby.

No. No, I don't think this one needs tags.