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Saturday, 27 November 2010
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
Revised Emergency Statement From The Irish Prime Minister
This revised Emergency Statement, from the office of Taoiseach Brian Cowan, supercedes all other previous statements appertaining to 'The Bailout of Ireland' and related matters.
Issued 23rd November 2010 at 08.30hrs +1
"I am making an official 'Euro wide' appeal for everyone to donate as many seed potatoes as you possibly can, so I do. Check behind your sofas, under your beds, at the back of your cupboards and inside your sheds. We're feckin' desperate, so we are.
Bejesus! It's an emergency! Ireland is totally broke, so it is. We need to go back to our roots and grow as many feckin' potatoes as we can, then sell them all back to the plantation owners, so that we can clear our debt (again), so we can.
Please email your seed potato pledges to me, directly, at:
briancowanisthebastardlovechildofgordonbrownandfrankcarson@vanrompuy.eu
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"
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