It's no fucking wonder that the likes of monkey boy Rooney, and the rest of his over paid, under talented England team mates, don't give a flying fuck about whether they win the World Cup or not. Have you seen how much that hairy arsed baboon gets paid?

Per week he gets around £100,000 'playing' for his club, £200,000 for image rights (whatever the fuck that means), £20,000 from Nike, £4,000 from EA computer games and another £3,000 from Coca Cola. That's a grand total of £327,000 a week ..... for an hour and half's work, poncing around on a field, swearing at the referee, teaching young kids to grow up as same-self arrogant arseholes and to occasionally kick a bag full of air between two white sticks.

Oh, and for good measure that dumb fuck of a checkout bint Coleen, that he's married to, got over £40,000 a month for 'writing' a column in OK magazine and a further £13,000 every time she appeared on some ITV bollocksy 2, mind numbing televisual delight called Real Women.

Don't get me wrong, good luck to anyone that can get such an obscene amount of dosh, for donkeying around on a patch of grass with the arrogant fuck you attitude of a politician, but where's the fucking incentive for representing your Country of birth and for wearing the England football team shirt with pride.

And multi millionaire, beardy weirdy monkey boy wonders why the fuck he gets booed by people who have paid thousands of pounds of their hard earned cash, to show support for their country, only to be rewarded with  a lack lustre, talentless, no bang for the buck, passionless, piss poor performance like that.


Multiply that by 11 or so and throw in an 'I'm only in it in for the money' irate I-tie and it's no fucking wonder that the England Team will all be coming home on Thursday. Incidentally, don't forget that there is another reason we were doomed to failure before the tournament even started.

Thank goodness my interest lies with cricket, and not football, because those boys play with a real passion .... that's why they won the T20 World Cup recently, with ease, even though it wasn't easy. That's because they played with passion and pride .... and they worked damn fucking hard at it.

Good lads!




Here's a topical Toy Story 3 take on the intellectual talents of Wayne 'half baked' Rooney, courtesy of that truely talented chap Lakey .......

24th March 2010, Downing Street
The Prime Minister signs a giant England shirt that is travelling around the country before it is sent to the World Cup in South Africa this summer.


That's it then.

We're fucked!

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Pictures of the Prime Mentalist's latest escape from the critics trip to Afghanistan have just been released on the Downing Street website. There seems to be some sort of recurring theme developing here:

. . .  and this from December 2009, where he appears to be trying to shake hands with the rear end of a helicopter . . .

Go and fucking jerk yourself off for a change, instead of our British Troops, you useless wig wearing wanker. When you've finished that why not go and have a look at yourself here to see what people really think about you.

That just about sums up the useless, unelected, incompetent Prime Minister, nicely. Oh, and thanks Gordon for even more excellent material with which we can take the piss out of you.

Just like this one.

Gordon Brown has yet again failed to instigate any direct action against the thieving MP's who have been wantonly siphoning off tax payers cash, selfishly providing themselves with a 'fuck you' lifestyle whilst displaying a total, blatant contempt for the very people that they are supposed to represent.

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Gordoom and gloom has struck again.

Prince Edward has become the latest member of the Royal Family to become embroiled in an alleged animal cruelty incident.