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watering the garden - pineapple express - fuck this (for now)

There's a sprinkler system in the garden, but it's only on a few minutes a day, and some days, like today, not at all. We know a very good taxi driver, Tarik, whose English is functional, and he's great for knowing where to find stuff (reasonably priced suits, and chickens slaughtered before your very eyes). But trying to explain what a watering can actually was , so that he could take me to a place that sold them proved to be a major production. He got the concept of water for the garden, but thought I meant a sprinkler system. And he understood about a little watering can for houseplants, but the idea of what I want isn't in his repertoire - and Tarik is no numpty, so maybe watering cans just don't exist here. So later, I went on my own to a hardware store near the Bungalows, (I notice Tarik's started calling it "The Complex", when he was talking to his pal Ahmed on the phone tonight in Arabic), and bought two cheap buckets. I filled the bottom...

Uneven Development

You couldn't say that South Tyneside has a lively blogosphere. So it's interesting to come across a new blog , almost accidentally, even it is from South Shields. I had a quick shufty. Here, I think that the person actually intended to say "say what you like, you silly shite..." but wasn't very good at texting. Mind you, Internet presence from the North East can be very uneven. Here's a story about a load of pictures of Reyrolles, which manages to NOT show any of them. Instead you get a web address (not a hyperlink) which if you copy and paste it sends you to probably THE most annoying site on the internet. Javascripts leaping up all over the page, pleas for hard cash, advertising, and an astonishingly unhelpful set of links to photos. Oh shit! Look at the time! The Sopranos!