@CardsChic wrote this to me on Twitter:
"Apparently I was serious enough about dividing by zero."
Showing posts with label math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label math. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Monday, October 1, 2012
Bribe
Pit Lord Joeshph says:
So ay... yea... I tink dat if dis 'ere be a passin grade dat twenty smackers might just go "appear" on yer desk... if you catch my drift...
First time I've posted a bribe ZOoF!
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Should have been more specific
28) Write Fifty three thousand in Figures.
fifty three thousand in figures
Can't fault the student for this one...
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Leprechaun's and Pot's 'o Gold!
Thanks to @CardsChic for this one!
The best final answer of the year. What say you @zerooutoffive? twitter.com/CardsChic/stat…
— Angela W (@CardsChic) May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Black Sheep
can't see the equation, there's a black sheep in front of it!
OMG such a (?) imagination!
that's cure by the way!
Yeah, it's cute, but you still gave a 0!
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Batman finds the critical angle
Find the critical angle of a plate of glass with n=1.6
It is 2.15 degrees!
Batman said! It must be true! He is Batman after all.
not this time
Tyler, one of our six ZOoF readers, wrote: "I had run out of time for the bonus ( I had a minute left) so I drew a quick Batman in hopes he would give me some points."
Thanks Tyler, that made me chuckle!
Friday, April 13, 2012
PEMDAS
6. What is the definition of PEMDAS?
Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
??
F
PEMDAS???? Back in my day we called it BEDMAS!
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Car Loan
Simon writes:
"The student was asked to compare two car loans to figure out which was better for the customer and this is what they said"
I don't know which is better or not, I don't know anything about cars
You don't have to! Money?
Monday, February 13, 2012
Ninja vs Ogre with a particle disruptor
From Travis:
"A student drew a ninja on his exam, so I drew an ogre (with a particle disruptor) back on it"
this ninja guards answers attempted to be marked wrong
This Ogre armed with a particle disruptor is unimpressed but your puny ninja.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Plotting a roller coaster
Sorry byt there seems to be a circus tent on my graph...
and a roller coaster here...
Monday, February 6, 2012
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Rob and the Painter
Rob had a 10ft by 12ft wall painted. For a wall twice as wide, the painter charged him twice as much. Is this reasonable? Explain.
If the width doubled, the area doubles so this is reasonable. But then again Rob could've painted the wall himself.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Global warming affects us all
The walrus has lost it's home due to Global Warming and has chosen to reside in my maths book. I apologise for any inconvenience caused on his behalf.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Pheasants and Rabbits
4. On Kevin's ranch he has pheasants and rabbits. He has a total of 42 heads and 138 legs. How many rabbits and pheasants does he have on his ranch?
I have 138 legs!
I'm a rabbit with 41 heads but I'm in a box.
... Or is Kevin the one that has 42 head and 138 legs? Talk about improper pronoun usage!
Monday, September 19, 2011
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