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Showing posts with label test. Show all posts
Showing posts with label test. Show all posts

Monday, September 17, 2012

Always question the man


Impress me:
Why
+4
good.
Always question the man.


Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Dutch Giraffe


Do any ZOoF readers out there speak dutch and care to translate?

Thursday, August 30, 2012

A Flandato?


Why would scientists try to cross a flounder and a tomato?

How would you do that?
I guess they would want 
to make a fish red and taste
like a tomato? Like a Flandato?

No! A tomato to stay fresh in cold weather.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Should have been more specific


28) Write Fifty three thousand in Figures.
fifty three thousand in figures

Can't fault the student for this one...

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

There are bats and then there are bats




Samantha writes:
the Bats one is especially humorous... it might take you a second, but think about the problem from inside the head of a 6 year old English Language Learner...

Thanks Samantha, it did take me a second, but only because my head works like a 6 year old. I thought, why are there bats in the bucket with a baseball, and why don't they just fly away?

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

The Kamehameha Wave



Extra credit: Knowing a Kamehameha wave travels at half the speed of light, and that 1 light-minute equals 1/10 of an AU, how long would it take for the blast to reach the sun?
Goku can fly, so the time depends on how far he is from the sun. Also, he protects the Earth, so he'd never destroy the sun.

R. Cali writes:
Seems like I underestimated one of my student's ingenuity!

Thanks R. Cali!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

IMAKAT


Thursday, May 17, 2012

Leprechaun's and Pot's 'o Gold!

Thanks to @CardsChic for this one!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Black Sheep



can't see the equation, there's a black sheep in front of it!
OMG such a (?) imagination!
that's cure by the way!


Yeah, it's cute, but you still gave a 0!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Eastern European ZOoF!


Any Czech/Slovak(?) readers out there care to translate? This one looks hilarious!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Monday, April 23, 2012

Cthulhu drinking coffee


My library book was due before I got to finish reading it and now I'm mad.

Love this one! Apparently this student actually does really well on tests; she just draws to help her concentrate.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Cold War and Rage Comics


Question 1: Explain how the Cold War started (100 words)
No.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

PEMDAS


6. What is the definition of PEMDAS?
Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
??
F


PEMDAS???? Back in my day we called it BEDMAS!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

A Bear with a Monocle


19. Name and describe two types of land use that we talked about in class. Your description should include what the land does for us and if there are any negative qualities associated with it. (4 pts each)
The best type of land use is obviously replacing trees with parking lots. It's a shame when a hard working American can't find a parking spot at the QT when all they want is a 40 oz Diet Coke. Trees are communists & freedom isn't free.
Honestly I don't remember the other one so here's a bear with a monocle.
I do say old chap, I would be delighted if I receive partial credit!
what is that monocle attached too?




This ZOoF is all kinds of awesome! So many good lines in the the answer, a drawing, a teacher comment and success!





Wednesday, April 4, 2012

School anger issues


Looks like someone isn't happy about being in school right now...

Wednesday, March 28, 2012