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Two little kids lined up for surgery are lying in stretchers outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid tries to reassure the other and says, "Oh! don't worry. It's very simple. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream."
The second kid, feeling a little better, then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!"
HAHAHA! Yet again let us feel younger with this joke...
Heart Transplant
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. The doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed and asked the doctor what hearts were available, reminding him that he was rich, and money was no object.
"I have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000."
The doctor continued, "The second is from a marathon runner, 24 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's also $100,000."
The third is from a middle-aged man who was a heavy drinker and smoker and ate a lot of red meat. It's $500,000."
"Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!"
"Yeah, but he was a lawyer. Of the three hearts, it's the least used."
Thanks to myhumour for the share.
We almost always follow what our doctors say...so does this man ;)
A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t
you?"
The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’."
The Doctor said, "I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
At his follow up visit, the doctor talked to the man and said, "You’re really doing great, aren’t
you?"The man replied, "Just doing what you said Doctor: ’Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’."
The Doctor said, "I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful!"
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