Friday, July 30, 2021

Summer

Pic from Löbbeckes Island around the corner, our lille park.
Before I got my sun allergy I lay on my belly in Denmark in a bikini, reading a book -  and a seagull shit on me. In brown. Brown poo. 💩
Isn´t bird-poo white?!

Everybody laughed, but me.
Well, I joined, what else to do...

This is a beautiful summer-sight, right?
 
"The guy" is back, too, presenting his balls.
 

 

I spare you more details.
Oh, just for the fun of it, though!


He, in Cuba 2010, was constantly checking if everything was in place (my friend took the pic).
It´s, in the aftermath, sad.
He made no friends at all.
Maybe he was a nice guy.

But it was a ...especially the checking! 
"Both balls still inside"?
The front was as tight, 🤣

Happy summer days. He ran around like this all the three weeks we were there. At least he was tough. 

Henry 🦁

 
It´s summer!!!
I´m not sunburned, I ran... dumb idea when it´s "hot" ....



 

26 comments:

Lisca said...

Brown poo? I suppose it depends on what the bird (probably a sea gull) had eaten. Perhaps Danish birds eat different things....
Yes, it's not nice to see body parts hanging out of what must be too small clothing. My husband walks around in boxer shorts in the house as it is very hot here. And of course in certain positions I can see everything. But I don't mind as it is my husband in the privacy of his own house. But out there in the park it would not be a pretty sight.
What a shame you are allergic to sun. How did you find out?
Here in Spain it is too hot to sit in the sun, so I am still very white.
Have a lovely weekend,
Hugs,
Lisca

CJ Kennedy said...

I'm laughing at this post and so glad I wasn't drinking tea as I would have spewed tea all over the computer monitor and possibly fried the keyboard. The male sunbather's legs are too skinny and doesn't the thong chafe? 😺

CJ Kennedy said...

And not laughing about the rude bird. Poor you!

Ingo said...

Nice post! I can definitely confirm this "discipline" ;-) Hope I don´t plant you an earworm like this: And When The Ball Rock ? Listen well and try not laugh out loud!

Iris Flavia said...

Lisca, it was brown. Like a dog´s poo.
LOL, In th ehouse it´s OK, especially when it´s your hubby - a friend of ours used to just walk around plain naked. It was normal to him. Inside, but with all of us being there!
(As in his girlfriend, Ingo and I).

I found out about the sun allerg being exposed, getting little burn-blobs. Dumbness. In Australia I went a couple of times just from the car to the store without sun-protection - that´s enough to cause that. It was 1995 and I had no idea how strong the sun, how high the UV-index goes....
21C, totally windy... But to a great weekend, right? Hugs to you!

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CJ, glad you didn´t mess up your place, LOL. I don´t wanna think about what´s under his legs!!! Well the bird targeted and found me!

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Ingo, that´s a cute song.

Tom said...

...some people will go out of the house wearing just about nothing!

David M. Gascoigne, said...

It is amazing to me just what people will wear - or not! I was about to say they have more nerve than I do, but in reality I have no desire to do it so nerve doesn't enter into it.

Iris Flavia said...

Tom, we have such a beach here - no clothes allowed.

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David, That´s the way we "roll" here... ;-)

magiceye said...

You have turned pink in the last pic! With your sun allergy you would have a tough time in India!

William Kendall said...

I cover up in the summer. Today here does not feel like summer.

RedPat said...

It is cool here today so no summer clothes for me. Some guys don't look in a mirror. Or maybe they do. ;-)

Iris Flavia said...

magiceye, I´m Aussie-proofed :-)

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William, here some day yes, some not... weird weather...

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RedPat,I go for the "no"! ;-)
Well, the pretty lady did!

DVArtist said...

People here say if a birds shits on you it is lucky. I don't think it would feel lucky though. LOL Ohhh that guy needs some dressing advice. Have a great day today.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Summer heat when was young didn't bother me. But now it complete different story. I sure don't have swim suit figure.
Coffee is on and stay soon

Iris Flavia said...

Nicole, well I felt.. shitten upon ;-),
That guy turns up every year!
To a great day anyway :-)

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Oh, Dora, not that figure either, but I´d love to go for a swim!

Stevenson said...

Big Sis OMG This post is so much fun and hilarious! I'm happy you have summer there now and I miss the time last year when you had to drink something nice on that coconut shaped cup with a flower on it OMG that is so cute! Here it's the first day that it did not rain since two weeks+ I hope this continues at least until Sunday so we can dry our clothes hahaha Hugs to my dearest big sis!

Iris Flavia said...

Lille Bro, LOL, glad you liked this post.
you are right!!! - I should get that coconut-thingy out again!!!
No rain here either, oh, I wish for some!
Fingers crossed for also dry weather in your place - hugs, dear "lille" Bro. Can´t wait to meet you - you sure are much taller than me ;-)

Spare Parts and Pics said...

Fun post. I like the first photo. Some of the others not as much 😉

Amypie71 said...

yuck I hate bird poo but apparently it's meant to be good luck so buy yourself a lottery ticket.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I laughed at the guy with the shorts that were too big for his legs and the guy who wore the thong. Gosh, I would think that would hurt.

I could never lay in the sun like that because I got heat stroke when I was young. I was told I could have died because I was in the sun working and had no water available.

I hope you are loving summer because I am staying inside with my AC on and not wearing clothes. The cats don't care, and I won't be answering the door in case someone calls. I hope summer stays for you, since I know you love it and it makes you happy.

River said...

I would never wear anything so small and tight I had to constantly check nothing was showing where it shouldn't be. Perhaps it was his first time wearing a thong, he should have tried it at home first, walking, sitting, lying down, rolling over, all the movements to be sure he would stay contained within the fabric. These days I don't even own a swimsuit.

My name is Erika. said...

OK, I need to do my biology lesson of the day-smile. Bird poop is brown. Bird pee is the white stuff. They can't take in too much water or they'd be too heavy to fly, so they pee dry white acidic pee. I had to smile at your bird story, but I know if is NOT fun when that happens. Hope your weekend starts off in a good way Iris.

Iris Flavia said...

Spare Parts and Pics 🤣

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Amy, yes, maybe I should!

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Elizabeth, the second "hurt" our eyes a bit!
Oh, help! Heat stroke?!
Hehe, to naked times 😘

Iris Flavia said...

River, you crack me up again!! Rolling over, good idea!
Oh, I felt sorry for him...
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Erika, eeeeek! Ewwww. I SO had to laugh - ewwww. 🤣🤣 Oh, help.
Ew, thank you for teaching. Not that I feel better! It was icky! But thank you, now I know (this was like 1991?)

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh you made me laugh out loud with this post Iris, I really needed that laugh, merci beaucoup 😀😀😀

Iris Flavia said...

Yes, Grace, this one was for you 🤣🤣🤣