Tales of my life

Had a bbq on Friday to celebrate end of term 3. Always cool to have people around with the bbq going and the sun shining.

So I had to go for a practise at 4pm. Didn't want to chase the guys off so I told them to make themselves at home. When I came back, everyone has gone home. So I went to my room and I realised my bed was missing. Here is my thought sequence.

1. Where is my bed??
2. Oh no, the house got broken into.
3. Wait..Why do they want my bed?
4. Why is my duvet layed down so perfectly on where my bed was supposed to be..
   
5. THOSE CLOWNS!!!!!

Haha..So I went looking around the house to look for it. Must say they did a pretty good job hiding my bed. I only realised where it was when I switched on my computer. My wallpaper was changed to this picture of Neville pointing to my bed.

Came across this while walking around in a mall in Tauranga this afternoon.

"Guys fart on average 14-17 times a day. Girls fart 8 times a day...A healthy person farts 16 times a day... GIRLS!! STOP HOLDING IT IN!!"

Can't help but burst into laughters.. LOL

Disclaimer:
*fact may or may not be true*